Japanese character and/or fantasy world

Cope! Seething! Rent free!

The English can't even pronounce their own words how they're fucking spelled let alone teach others

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>overrun by niggers trannies Jews and Hispanics
>makes fun of other countries for having migrants

I never get this

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I still don't get why this is or why fast talking smart englishmen is a common thing in fiction when the majority of English are braindead. Scottish, Welsh, and Irish accents on the other hand are all great.

This makes my peepee hard

>overrun by niggers trannies Jews and Hispanics
Only in 2 out of 50 states.

> literally eating trannies for breakfast and make discord seeth
Based

You're probably in the minority then. They wouldn't keep using it if people disliked it.

Fantasy games usually have "epic" stories and you're supposed to take the character's dialogue. No-one can take American accents seriously, they all sound like they're in a cartoon.

It's the same reason why a lot of villains usually have British or Russian accents in films. Villains are supposed to be sophisticated and intimidating. Americans are neither of those things.

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>scottish, welsh, and irish accents are all great
lower class scum detected

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That's a fake cover by the way.

>Irish accents
Truly god-tier.

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kek

Who the girl?

What?

>Irish accents
>posts american character
what did he mean by this?

>Why yes, I'm American.
>How could you tell?

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WHO THE GIRL?

Overbites requires expensive operations to get fixes

WHAT?

>yeah I'm actually South American, I'm impressed you can tell.

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Her VA is literally half irish, grew up in ireland, and speaks with an irish accent, both in-game and irl.

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I don't get it

God save the Queen.

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thought that was a spider on her in the thumbnail

Still whiter than you famm.

>Why yes, I'm Brittish, how could you tell?

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That's all covered by the NHS though. It's only old people and chavs that have bad teeth nowadays.

>56%
>81%
uhhhh

>Yes we are the 50% percent how could you tell?

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Should've posted covetous demon

EAR CATARACTS?

Sure thing Jamal, enjoy being a minority in ten years, fat retard

here in america we're bringing back the class system as almost everyone below the lower middle class has teeth that are actually falling out by 28 or so

YES?

>ye ma nigga we is da root cause of y'all problems hol up cuz how did ya know?

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Queenie has quite the rack on 'er

pls rate my british smile it isn't too bad right?

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Not that user, but when I went to Britan, Scotland and then Ireland the majority of the people I talked to had very bad teeth. Crooked, stained, clearly not washed often. I was surprised, because they were all dressed pretty well.

>NHS
I bet they make you wait years till you finally get a chance to be operated.

you look uncomfortable but also the type to begrudgingly say yes when your wife asks if it's ok that Tyrone comes over and pozzes her up

HO-LEE SHIT. This has got to be one of the realest assessments I've ever read. Good shit user.

I honestly don't know why that is. Braces and many of the dental procedures here are free until you're 18, so you'd think people would have okay teeth. I guess it's down to a lack of care or genetics.

I had to wait about 9 months for braces but after that any follow ups were on time. Beats having an overbite I guess.

Oh yes of course, with their japanese top-hats and japanese walking canes and japanese petticoats frilled dresses bonnets waistcoats churches nuns priests and you're a fucking retard
Bloodborne is set in gothic western europe, of course the english dub is gonna have english accents.

In general though it's hard to deal with an american accent in medieval setting when modern american didn't exist back then.

Probably because it's a trope that was cemented back when the "fast talking smart englishman" was much more common i.e. when they owned half the world.

was jarring while watching the warcraft movie when i suddenly realized that the series has always used american accents

>Scottish, Welsh, and Irish accents on the other hand are all great.
Be careful, you'll encourage the minge-posters.

The japanese have a perma-hard on for victorian fashion and nazi ss uniforms

>I bet they make you wait years till you finally get a chance to get an appointment
ftfy

Everyone deserves to be made fun of for these things.

>Why yes, I'm Australian, how could you tell?

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Wew lad.

>Americans so obsessed about the state of their teeth that they pay to get them permanently whitened
>Bongs simply not giving a shit, drinking tea to their hearts content

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Why yes, I am 10% Japanese
I'm glad you could tell my superior nihonese genetics

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Butthurt britbong.

We are all faithful soldiers of Gods chosen people, how could you tell?

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still better

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Outside of the USA, it's considered pretty weird to be as obsessed with teeth as the Americans are. Foreign tourists probably think it's odd when they see well-dressed Americans who are obese or smell bad. It's just difference in cultural standards of grooming -- different societies focus on different details. Where I live, it's all about having nice shoes, for example. You could go to a job interview with holes in your clothes and still get the job because you were wearing nice shoes.

>99c
pretty sure that is not british currency

where do you live?

>first transgender gay muslim woman
Was he eventually mugged by a bunch of unidentified teenagers of asian origin?

It's almost like people in different places around the world have different point of views.

Actual answer: it's done to allow for western audiences, especially American audiences, to understand the differences in formality between different speakers. This is also why super-traditional japanese diction is occasionally localized as a Scottish accent or similar.
It actually makes sense for the mass audience who don't know shit about asian language formality.

Oi
Issat real?

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>Daily Mail
It's basically fiction m8, you might as well be claiming Onion articles are real.

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Well people would be up in arms if the white voice actors they hired fake Japanese accents.
Also for fantasy world, it will always be in an accent of some kind. There’s no such thing as “no accent” so why would it be american over english?
>inb4 retards claim there is no american accent it’s just proper english

Should've known that they only hire the cheapest voice actors alive that can do that one english accent or another. What a joy, truly a great feat to bring up that nice cold japanese formality. I dig it. Just get a random guy who can do english or scottish or american. That's all you need to bring out that the spirit of formality of japanese language.

based

Knowing this, explain why everyone in Sekiro is American in the English language track.

Yeah I'm Aussie how'd ya fuckin' tell cunt?

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>game cuts corners on VAs and hires Americans
>first thing you see when you start the game is "don't play the dub it's shit"

>all these butthurt bongs in this thread because of a crappy meme pic

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is that yorshka's model?

I don't get it,

You forgot everybody is white

Why is Japan so unironically obsesses with medieval Europe? There's entire Bronze and Iron age full of tons of cool shit that isn't touched at all. It's the same exact shit, the same exact time period and with the same exact countries.

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Based

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>Still no pre-historic caveman game other than that shitty Far Cry 4 reskin
>Bronze age is woefully underutilised
>Ancient China is a no-go apart from Dynasty Warriors and that upcoming Total War game that's doomed to be shit

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Wouldn't be so bad if they focused on other Europe besides England, Germany and France. Every, damn TIME. Do they not know there was an entire Eastern Europe? That there was Orthodox Christendom in the Mediterranean? Or the fucking BYZANTINE eastern Roman Empire? Their Aesthetic was fantastic and completely different to western Europe before it was co-opted by the filthy muds.

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why is everyone seething so much in this thread

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Because fuck you anglo trash. Your overrated jew cock slurping faggots.

I don't get it

What am I even looking at here

>he thinks i'm *ngloid

Blob of dark living goob splashing onto the ground.

What's the origin of the English overbite? What weird mix of Europeans produces it. Who the fuck are anglos and saxons? Why is ethnicity so complicated? Who keeps making these non-video game threads?

If you aren't Gerministanian, Frogcuck or swedecuck you will be my fellow true European nigger.

English accents are shorthand for western fantasy

Dialate more angry tranny lmao.

That's pretty gay because eastern european and Scandanavian accents are much better for fantasy than typical bong niggerspeak.

Definitely the first time someone used that one on me. I'm honored to join the ranks of the 40%, user. I'm still curious about stereotypical English teeth though.

>yellow eyes, for real this time

This is a bad thing? How?

Low nigger IQ.

more than likely it's diet related

An American

>mongol rape babies better for western fantasy

Ya okay.

>He thinks california and southern texas is the entire US
And i thought American education was bad

Americans really can't take the bants, huh...

better than Bongs thats for sure

Really? Because I laughed at OPs image, and yet you Americunts seem to be the ones seething :^) I'm fine with a bit of friendly banter, yank ;)

America doesn't deserve All-Might.

your trying too hard

>Americans are masses of rotten flesh but have the power to eat gods
Thanks? At least you recognize our power.

I pity this user
When he wakes up and gets out of bed he thinks to himself "Disgusting Americans would have their shoes on right now"
When he goes to kitchen for breakfast he thinks to himself "God Americans would need 20 pounds of food to get through breakfast"
When he goes outside he thinks to himself "Luckily i'm not American or I would be getting shot right now"
He makes his trip to work thinking to himself "Americans probably would have crashed their car by now"
He does his work and thinks "I am doing such a good job unlike Americans"
But then an American tourist walks into the store
Sweat drips down from the Anons forehead
"Oh god hes going to mug me" he thinks to himself
The man opens his mouth and asks for a pack of smokes
"Y-yes sir" he stutters as he gives the American the smokes
The American hands user the money and he leaves
Eventually this user goes back home and lies down in bed thinking about how he nearly died.
reminder that I'm living rent free in your heads and you can't do a thing about it

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I've never understood the "English people have bad teeth" thing.
Dental hygiene in England isn't any worse than the rest of the British isles, or even the rest of Europe .

Seething

This post just proves bantz are too much for bongs. No wonder your government banned them.

So does that mean OP is this pasta but for europeans?

*you're

Didn't realise Americans had such bad grammar as well. It's no wonder since you bastardise our language

same with you

saint aldrich, who ate so much he literally turned into a blob

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not sure if your joking but Brits have fucked English up far more than Americans can even dream of

uma delicia

>playing a British war game
>everyone is saying left tenant

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Care to back up your claim? Why do you think Americans speak English better than the actual English people themselves?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhoticity_in_English
>No English authorities describe loss of /r/ in the standard language prior to the mid-18th century, and many do not fully accept it until the 1790s.[1]

Americans sound closer (but still not remotely the same as) English speakers pre-18th century. the reason the UK has a non-rhotic accent now is because they started speaking like their equivalent of niggers and by 1800 all of them were talking like this, while based americans kept the posh and redpilled rhotic accent

it's probably because their teeth went all wonky from eating shitty food and made it hard to talk

Better than imbred anglo horsespeak.

>seething amerifat replies

Big kek

seething britbong

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Here let me give you an example
you say With
but then British people say Wiv
you say Water
but then British people say
Wahoh
you say House
but then British people say
Ouse

Blame the 100 years war.

>Roman character
>English accent

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>Scottish, Welsh, and Irish accents on the other hand are all great.

Plastic paddy detected.

Have you EVER actually met a Scot, Welsh or Norn Irish?

One thing I can applaud Americans for doing is fixing shit bong english. What kind of faggots spell Color "Colour" or Lieutenant Left tenant? Their niggerspeak degenerated Latin very harshly compared to the other languages.

nope, orthodontic treatment is only free to those under 18 on the NHS; for adults, it ranges from £2,000 - £6,000 for basic stuff such as braces and the like, and can reach upwards of £30,000 for jaw alignment correcting surgery

>Americans are so braindead they have to spell colour as "color" and through as "thru".

You do know that their are alot of different accents in the British isles, right?

Yeah and you usually correct those things as a child.

we might have, sure, but that is sadly not the norm for most children/teens here, no; parents are useless in regard to taking their kids to the dentist by and large

Wasn't the guy who wrote the American dictionary illiterate to some degree?
Not kidding, I'm fairly sure of this.

"thru" is only tacky corporate slang used at fast food restaurants and the like, it's still "through" here 99% of the time you dishonest nuglet

also list 3(five) reasons there should be a fucking "u" in "color"? bonus homework: explain where there should be one in "should" lole

I don’t pronounce those words like that at all.

British parents are fucking awful.

wut, who? daniel webster? he was university educated and a classicist so no. but of course spellings were less standardized in those days

We are braindead, but we still spell "through" right 99.99% of the time.

>muh americans fucked the English language so much
>no english people fucked the english language
>well do you have any examples?
>here
>well your just cherry picking there are plenty of different accents
nigga you good?

nor do I but is convinced that I raped his language because there are some Americans that do speak weirdly

It's not is white people's fault other races want to look like us and be us.

Playing sekiro rn and the main character looks white, the little boy you protect is white lo oking, your teacher looks white, he'll there's a girl in it called Emma ffs.

Because without the U, it would sound like "Ko-lor".

Nah, just a bit of a retard.

how do you reckon m8

Cranky because your porn license ran out?

imagine being mad about the letter u

Brits are better looking then most americans though

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i've been butthurt over far less

>later becomes a cute girl (male)
>but also still fat slob
BASED

>oi you fookin yanks im 100% proud of me engaglish heritage i is
>purebred angluh proide i’s got

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Aren't most americans descendants of brits?

Let's all be honest, everyone here is just shitposting. It's a shame too, because the topics here are actually quite interesting.

the reason americans make fun of yurop for having so many darkies despite having an even worse darkie problem in our own country, is because in yurop basically none of your mainstream politicians are against this and whites live right next to shitskin ghettos. whereas american whites tend to be spread out via lebensraum, thus half the country never even sees a black, plus we actually have truly conservative candidates because our "center" is not marxist tier like it is in yurop. therefore only half of our politicians (urbanites) are pro-immigration/miscegenation, instead of like 80% of them

>has literally followed america into every war theyve fought for israel and are their biggest lapdog
>literally look like pale versions of the el goblin meme despite being entirely british

Daily reminder that the only reason halfbred mutts are ugly is because one half of their gene pool is anglo

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Americans are very ignorant of genealogy.

no, very few people claim anglo MUH HERITAGE here these days because the catholics and (((corporations))) flooded the country with russians, irish, and krauts around 1900, so most "white" people here today are not bong descendants. it is ironic that a former bong colony now considers englishmen to be exotic

Better accents too.
Not sorry to say.
Also Less obnoxious in a crowd, or on a plane, or at the end of a movie in the cinema

Why do Five Eyes countries fight among each other so much? It's one of the tightest international alliances. You'd think we'd unite in our mutual dislike of Europoors.

Euro accents that aren't German or French sound fucking cartoonish, people default to the Anglos for a reason.

Even yanks look better than you, you are borderline abbo tier in terms of appearance

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As much as I'd love for that to be the case because that'd mean a literal illiterate understands english better than the English and was able to write an entire dictionary, I dont think he was. Logically it doesnt make sense

Can't tell if this is a knock on Brit teeth or Brit acid attacks.

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>hey y’all
>I’m 10% cherokee indian, 20% Irish, 20% Italian, 20% English, 5% sub saharan african, 10% Japanese, 15% German
>and WUN HUNDRED PERCENT AMERICAN

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I have never heard of this meme, since when was Daniel Webster considered illiterate?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Webster#Early_life

Read this section of his wiki, he was more educated than most other educated people of his time. It's no coincidence that his dictionary became the most respected one.

Sure Thing

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This is not 75% white. right?

ya and preacher is decent show

kek, it's actually just a jab at british bone structures

I think the British have very bold/different looking features. So if everything is in the right place they can look great, but if not they end up looking pretty goofy.

>oi guv’na, i’s is nothin but angluh, simple as
>cant wait foe me yank mastuhs to send us to anotha bloo’y wah

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plus having bleached to the point of glow in the dark teeth isnt natural, most people outside usa prefer natural teeth color

why did ludwig turn into a horse monster instead of a wolf monster anything, this only happened to literally him

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Honest question, why is blandness/thinning hair so common among the British? And why are Americans stuck with the fat stereotype (which they are) but Brits get away with having fat fucks barreling in and out of pubs and haberdasheries 24/7?

Even your cherrypicked result is barely average in actual europe lmao

This is why people from the continent come to your island to cherry pick the handful of attractive anglo women and leave you with the scraps

hell no
most Americans are immigrants from places like Italy and France

baldness I mean, pardon my esl

Americans are mostly a mix of several European countries but theres a slightly larger number that can be traced back to the UK.

Blandness comes from the fact that brita literally never season their food

Gordon Ramsey is only famous as a chef because it was considered amazing for a brit to actually use salt and pepper

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I don't get it

>yes mister president sir I am ready to die protecting Israel

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Why am I supposed to be mad?

>man hangs dog out of airplane

A quick search online shows about 20% have British heritage. That seems like a fair amount.

>cor, readuh’ to doie for me israel and me fookin yank leash holders i be, me speshul relashunship must be held up wif bri’ish blood

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This has been a good laugh, people throwing shit at eachother and tryna play it off like that the other dude is the only one that can smell it, never change.

I guess your right then
I assumed it was mainly just Italians and Spanish people but that's probably because I'm surrounded by them in my area

Please suh, mistuh yank suh, may oi please have anothuh war in da middew east
I swear oi’ll send ya’s all the bumbs ya need

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that's an irishman

London

wtf where did you find this pic of me

I'm pretty sure everyone in bloodborne is an english. Even the Japanese edition has english dialogue.