SING US A SONG LADS

SING US A SONG LADS

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best ubisoft game

~yo ho yo hole another poke in the hole.

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leave her joooooooohnny, leave her
oooohhh leave her jooooohnny, leave her

way hay way hay, loading aren't neigh

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WAY HEY'N UP SHE RISES,
EARL-AYE IN THE MORNIN'

way hay way hay, loading times aren't neigh*

I DREAMED A DREEEEEEEAAAAM THE OTHER NIIIIIIIIIIGHT

~my my, my my, look at all of these patches goin' dry

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Playing AC3 Remastered (first time playing AC3) and really enjoying the naval missions.
I hope AC4 is even better.

the naval part of Odyssey is really good getting new crewman and hearing Greek shanties

~o vey, o vey please don't report me for antisemitism anyway

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Du willst es doch auch
Was hält dich noch auf?
Wer kann schon widerstehn
Wenn wir auf Sturmfahrt geh'n?

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Really makes you think.

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>delayed again
>no-show at E3 2019
Hopefully they realized that the game would be way better off if it actually had an open world instead of being restrained to instanced PvP matches

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OHHHHH LEAVE HER JOHNNY LEAVE HER
FOR THE VOYAGE IS DONE AND THE WINDS DONT BLOW AND ITS TIMMMMEEEE FOR USSS TO LEAVE HERRRRR

The fact it's an always online MMO with microtransactions makes it dead on arrival for me anyway.

BLOOD RAINS DOWN FROM AN ANGRY SKY
MY COCK RAGES ON
MY COCK RAGES ON

I PUSH ME FINGERS INTO ME EYE

No point of that coming out when SoT is around

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LOOOOWWWWWW LANDS!

LOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LAAAAANDSD AWAY AY

fucking this

Ah yes, the game where the sole redeeming quality is how good the ocean effects are.

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Just say you haven't played the game next time

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FULL SAIL
GO GET THAT WIND

i am actually playing this right now, pretty good desu, any other ass creed worth it?

>462518351
Easily one of the worst assassins creed games
>barely even an assassins creed game
>people who want to assassinate people have to slog through hours of boring ship sailing, people who want a pirate game have to assassinate random people they could give less of a shit about
>boring open world
>no depth, everything is just basic mechanics
>boring story
>shit ending
>game has broken AI that fight you one on one
Just play Unity, its cheap, better graphics, gameplay is actually challenging, bug free after all the updates, tons of dlc, etc

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>only three ship types
>can't customize ship functionality
>can't make your own character
>astoundingly shallow content pool
>barely any enemy variety to speak of
>even megalodon variants are only distinguished by texture and HP
>treasure hunts are repetitive
>no companions
>no crew NPCs to fill gaps
>max crew size is 4 players
>no actual player progression because the devs don't want to hurt anyone's fee-fees

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@462523375
i wont give you a (You)

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You can safely play Rogue right after. Odyssey might be your thing too.
Generally speaking, the most loved titles are AC2, Brotherhood, Origins and Black Flag.

The reason why people like it is PRECISELY because it is barely AssCreed cancer trash.
Get raped by niggers with aids cause that's all you deserve you yearly Ubi rehash shiteater.

@462523375
BAHAHAHAHHAHHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

You know, it's ok to enjoy both Black Flag and Unity.

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>>barely even an assassins creed game
that's why it's the best one you dumb faggot

Is unity actually any good? I thought it's the usual asscreed shit but buggy as hell.

Not a high bar though.

you're wrong, everyone here is wrong

It's just AC2 2.0 with more bugs and prettier graphics.
Same premise as AC2, family gets killed, you come back later as an adult to fuck Templars up , you have your own mansion you upgrade etc.
And Arno's personality is a copypaste of AC2 Ezio, meaning a playboy.

It's not okay to like Rogue though. The worst AC story and some of the most atrocious writing in all of fiction. They shit it out only because Black Flag did so good and they knew they weren't going to be able to fit naval gameplay into the next title.

Unity is fucking boring, don't trust these memers about how it's the unsung hero of the franchise or some bullshit like that

It would need to be on-foot also, have crew members matter or at least have the important figures on the ship have personalities (i.e. Sunless Sea/Skies), have mythological islands, monsters, etc., let you rape and pillage, form alliances, be not only a captain but any other type of job on a ship, and allow mutinies if you suck as a captain or if you want to overthrow the captain, and maybe also work for countries as a privateer or as part of their navy. Maybe even romance but nothing deep to appease the people who read pirate romance novels

BE BRAVE, SHITHEADS!

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NOW YOU'RE READY TO SAIL FOR THE HORN

Why is SoT's combat so shit bros.

At least the sailing is nice.

unity is trash and you contrarians fucking know it

(You)
Unity is unironically just AC2 all over again, but in Paris and with prettier graphics but more bugs.

>baaaaw, why I can't I be a faggot and now down noobs with my l33t level because I grind like a no life faggot

The ship PvP is where it's at

>AC3 mid
>AC2 low
why, 3 was really bad because of it i stop fallowing AC series

BE BRAVE, MOTHERFUCKER

I always love it when people post this list and people don't realize this is like the ultimate contrarian opinion

>terrible story and mc
>looks like shit outside of first two missions and cutscenes
>good animations disguise godawful parkour where 'wiggling around until arno arbitrarily decides hes going to reach up this time' is a core feature
>endlessly bloated map
the only thing it has in common with ac2 is the way combat works which was shit then and is shit now, fuck yourself

WILLIAM TAYLOR WAS A BRISK YOUNG SAILOR
FULL OF HEART AND FULL OF PLAY

I dreamt a dream the other night

LOWLANDS

LOWLANDS AWAY ME JOHN

>terrible story and mc
It's literally same as AC2 so you're effectively calling AC2 and Ezio bad.

>looks like shit outside of first two missions and cutscenes
Did you play it on fucking Xbone which is locked at 720p Medium settings or PS4 which is 900p Medium settings?
Fucking imbecile.

>wiggling around until arno arbitrarily decides hes going to reach up this time
Protip, learn to use "Up" and "Down" stances, they deliberately split them to give you more control but it seems like you're trying to climb like in old AC games which is why you fail.

>endlessly bloated map
By your logic so is Brotherhood because the map is same size as Rome, lmao.

holy fucking based

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Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu dear ladies of Spain
For we've recieved orders for to sail back to Boston
And so never more shall we see you again

LOOOOWWLANDS, LOOOOOWLANDS AWAAAAAY, ME JOHN

It has the best parkouring, you can customize your character pretty uniquely, and the assassination missions are fun, but combat is still boring as fuck, and the story's shit.

I like to go around and kill every black slave

Pretty fun to play with some friends, got the 3 month Game Pass for $1.

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My heart when this is sung on a moonlit night
This game had no fucking right being this soulful at times

why do they insist on including the real world narrative in their games? who enjoys that? who buys these games to play as a guy playing a game rather than just wanting to play a game in a historic setting?

reminder that if you're playing without the Captain Morgan outfit you're not actually playing the game

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I don't even care about PvP, but I do want a satisfying game loop and escalating challenges and it simply just doesn't have either of those things.

It was cool in AC2 because it felt like it was going somewhere and in AC1 it was okay as a way to explain the controls and limitations of the game and didn’t really take you out of things too much
Brotherhood, revelations and 3 totally sucked at it, but they had to try since it had already been set up in 2 pretty well that that’s what was going on
They effectively dropped it out in 4, but didn’t go the whole way.

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