FOUR TIMES THE SIZE
SIXTEEN TIMES THE DETAIL
Gavin Kelly
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Parker Mitchell
100 TIMES THE LIES
William Smith
POINT FIVE TIMES THE SALES
Bentley Anderson
TODDS SWEET LITTLE LIES.
Justin Nelson
SMALL MAN BIG LIES
Cooper Miller
Give me your todds I lost my folder
Blake Phillips
TEN TIMES THE DEGENERATES
Nathaniel Russell
why do i still like him no matter how many time he lies to me? is this true love?
Anthony Thompson
Your wife called me the best she had. Everytime you kiss you wife, youre kissing my dick. How does that make you feel, faggot?
Robert Peterson
I think that"s what they call "stockholm syndrome."
Justin Sanchez
Skyrim 2 better be fucking amazing.
I'm sick of your shit, Todd.
Adam Bell
He's unironically charismatic, and he doesn't come to E3 every year, so his appearances are a special occasion. They know what they're doing; Todd is their ace-in-the-hole for when they need to hype up their biggest projects.
Landon Lewis
But i am the wife
Haha
Bentley Ward
My wife loves Skyrim. Everytime you fuck my wife, you're fucking Skyrim. How does that make you feel, degenerate?
Henry Morgan
She HATES everything you do. Know how she wouldnt do anal for you, Todd? She spreads those cheeks nice and wide at the very thought of it for me.
Tyler Wood
oh shit oh fuck oh shit
Asher Sanders
One quarter of the content.
Ryan Miller
Wow.. that's like four times the bits!
Samuel Allen
TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
Ian Rogers
He is charismatic and doesn't fall for the common buzzwords
he uses his own, gotta respect that
Zachary Garcia
isn't it like 1/6th of fallout 4?
Colton Reed
How is he so charismatic? He's some chess club nerd.
Jason Sanders
Why haven't people realized that this guy is just a charismatic, successful Peter Molyneux?
Kevin Jenkins
Use this webstie to predict Todd's E3 presentation and post the most kino ones itt
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Cooper Brooks
Please, Todd's games never had that much promise to begin with. There's nothing worth getting salty about.
Kayden Gonzalez
Go back to cryo-stasis Todd
Alexander Hughes
I got it to praise Mass Effect 3 over Skyrim instead
Asher Martin
Are you implying Peter Molyeneux is neither of those things?
Robert Morris
BROS
Gabriel Howard
Was there really sixteen times the detail?
Caleb Hernandez
There really were, those godrays coming from the ground made sure you noticed.
Adrian Davis
Good job with basic math
Anthony Wilson
Luke Sanchez
Are you implying that he is?
Jordan Long
What did he mean by this?
Cameron Adams
EVERYBODY HATES YOU
Christopher Gray
I don't think I get this.
Jonathan Evans
>Dude, I got nothing
Christ, this is too real
Easton Gonzalez
I THINK WE'RE UP TO 300 ENDINGS AT THIS POINT
Camden Williams
fucking kek
Samuel Smith
More Skyrim rereleases is bbn inevitable.
Alexander Nelson
Eli Roberts
TESVI COMING THIS OCTOBER FOR WII U
Daniel Ross
Did Todd ever actually lie when people first started memeing about it?
Caleb White
Off the top of my head:
>Fallout 3 has 200 endings
>you can destroy the mill in Skyrim and it will effect the economy
Thomas Brown
LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
LIGHT WOOD LAMINATE
Benjamin Nguyen
Guys, I know this one's not about Todd, but I tried to make this thing write a greentext and
John Perry
John Collins
>Fallout 3 has 200 endings
Was he really lying on that one? I could buy there being that many endings if you take into account every tiny change.
Noah Cook
And yet he made a profit.
Alexander Jenkins
Is Todd okay?
Julian Cooper
What
Levi Mitchell
He ran basically every club but the chess club
Parker Phillips
>skyrim again
Hudson King
76 was put together for the price of a ham sandwich.
It would've been astounding if it hadn't made a profit, frankly.
Bentley Johnson
This one got really long for some reason. I think I broke it.
Joseph Barnes
>We will talk to the dev team in a few months or years
Alexander Russell
>no side missions, only main quests
>main selling point are the landscapes
sounds about right
Colton Walker
>how bad was the plane crash?
kek
Grayson Thompson
FUCK THE BAG
Liam Reed
Todd Howard recently announced that he's going to be running for president of the United States. If you follow Twitter at all, this is the kind of thing that will get you fired up. I'm going to go ahead and break it all down for you.
To date, Obama has only released one YouTube video. He appears to have released just one commercial. That single commercial was his 2012 video, "We are the Champions."
You may or may not remember this commercial. It was released last year in 2008. If you didn't, here's how you found out about it:
From Google: youtu.be
Here's a clip of this commercial that comes through YouTube:
If you've never heard of him, Obama isn't your typical politician. He's not even sure he's a politician. Maybe this doesn't mean that he isn't one. At the bottom of his resume, he's listed as having earned his master's degree, a law degree and an education at Dartmouth College. I know, that's a big difference from a
Nathaniel Sanders
Levi Johnson
The Vault-Tec scientist is experimenting on his family's pet dog, "Mabel". The cat is unable to walk properly as it is being milked. On the day after they discover the cat's deformility, the vault's overseer, Doc Lazenby, orders the lab to take up its coat and put him through some more medical tests; this experiment is meant to figure out the proper ways to milk the dog and whether or not the creature is capable of walking. The vault overseer also tries to find out whether the cat is sick or simply weak, but he fails to succeed.
Jacob Cox
>If you've never heard of him, Obama isn't your typical politician. He's not even sure he's a politician.
Isaiah Price
Colton White
Andrew Reyes
Noah Walker
>at E3
>Todd walks in and says they're trying to buy him out before anyone else does
>You hear no apology, just your own thoughts. Then the lights out again, and you walk away from there.
The rest of your day goes by rather like this. Eventually it's time for your shift. All night long the doors slam shut on your desk and you're dragged out of the shower and straight onto your feet. It's a shame, because you're really quite bored at work, and you just wanted to get off the computer, so long as you don't want to sleep.
The next thing you find yourself working on is that fucking video interview you did for some random magazine, which you just discovered thanks to the time machine that the guy in the video said was waiting for you. You've been trying to put some time in somewhere to read it for a while but you're already quite tired and so you're not even sure you can read the sentences. You've started reading over things, thinking as a way to keep yourself active until your shift is going to be over.
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This was rather strange.
Chase Peterson
fuck this is gold
Isaac Russell
not vidya but this took a hard turn fast
Wyatt Hill
it's retardation user, sadly there's no cure.