>just rike hiroshima
>just rike nagasaki
>row row row you boat gentry down the stream
>I think my dingy hangin out
>who wanna sum wang
Just rike hiroshima
based
OH
MUST BE AMERICAN MADE
HAHA YOU GO POO POO
How did they manage to make the 2nd reboot so bad?
So are you Japanese or Chinese?
Most based vidya protag period
hory cow rook rike duke nukem ha ha ha
Everybody dead. I rike that.
I RIKE BIG WEAPONS
>fucking love the racial stereotypes even thought i'm asian
>one of my fav shooter character just because of that
>fucking northlanders ruined him with their reboot
>can't make racist jokes but look you have plenty of dick jokes haha, even a dick sword haha
last time i got fucking hype for a reboot
You want to wash Wang, or watch Wang wash wang?"
but it's not bad
>You move like a pregnant yak
You have no honor
YOU NO MESS WITH LO WANG
BASED
cool it with the racist remarks pal shadow warrior 1 and 2 are completely fine as reboots
nowhere near as good as the originals but they're really fun to play which is what really matters
You very bad man.
i'm going to come out and say it
i'm glad Total biscuit died after lying about shadow warrior 2
>YOU HARF THE MAN YOU USED TO BE
>AHHHH SPURITTO PEHSONALITY
>CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN WANG
>LOOK, YOU GOT A NEW FRIEND
>ancient chinese seekrit
>A NEENJAH, KNOWS NO FEAR
Oh you little tiny dick.
that's the only one i've read that i didn't read in his voice
You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear.
that one was better
Absolutely based. We love Lo Wang.
Literally couldn't be done today without massively stripping back the character
There's nothing "shadow warrior" about the new games other than the fact that it is called that and the protag is named Lo wang, it's a complete new game with nothing to do with the original, not remakes or reboots.
the first reboot is okay at least but the thing I hated about it the most was the re-imagined lo wang
what was so bad about an old asian stereotype anyways? it's not like it was blackbob niggapants's quest for fried chicken and watermelon
most people weren't even mad about lo wang, it was the coolie enemies that rustled a few feathers
YOU ARE WEAK AS A BABY FART.