Just rike hiroshima

>just rike hiroshima
>just rike nagasaki
>row row row you boat gentry down the stream
>I think my dingy hangin out
>who wanna sum wang

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based

OH
MUST BE AMERICAN MADE

HAHA YOU GO POO POO

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How did they manage to make the 2nd reboot so bad?

So are you Japanese or Chinese?

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Most based vidya protag period

hory cow rook rike duke nukem ha ha ha

Everybody dead. I rike that.

I RIKE BIG WEAPONS

>fucking love the racial stereotypes even thought i'm asian
>one of my fav shooter character just because of that
>fucking northlanders ruined him with their reboot
>can't make racist jokes but look you have plenty of dick jokes haha, even a dick sword haha
last time i got fucking hype for a reboot

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You want to wash Wang, or watch Wang wash wang?"

but it's not bad

>You move like a pregnant yak

You have no honor

YOU NO MESS WITH LO WANG

BASED

cool it with the racist remarks pal shadow warrior 1 and 2 are completely fine as reboots
nowhere near as good as the originals but they're really fun to play which is what really matters

You very bad man.

i'm going to come out and say it
i'm glad Total biscuit died after lying about shadow warrior 2

>YOU HARF THE MAN YOU USED TO BE
>AHHHH SPURITTO PEHSONALITY
>CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN WANG
>LOOK, YOU GOT A NEW FRIEND
>ancient chinese seekrit
>A NEENJAH, KNOWS NO FEAR

Oh you little tiny dick.

that's the only one i've read that i didn't read in his voice

You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear.

that one was better

Absolutely based. We love Lo Wang.

Literally couldn't be done today without massively stripping back the character

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There's nothing "shadow warrior" about the new games other than the fact that it is called that and the protag is named Lo wang, it's a complete new game with nothing to do with the original, not remakes or reboots.

the first reboot is okay at least but the thing I hated about it the most was the re-imagined lo wang

what was so bad about an old asian stereotype anyways? it's not like it was blackbob niggapants's quest for fried chicken and watermelon

most people weren't even mad about lo wang, it was the coolie enemies that rustled a few feathers

YOU ARE WEAK AS A BABY FART.