Are you strong enough to kill the rock?

Are you strong enough to kill the rock?

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what's its defense stat
does it have any special moves
can I read a geology book as a free action, I have speed-reading feats

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Stop the rock, (stop the rock)
Stop the rock (stop the rock), can't stop the rock.
Stop the rock (stop the rock), can't stop the rock.
Stop the rock (stop the rock), we can't stop the rock.
Stop the rock (stop the rock), we can't stop the rock.

I don't need to kill it.

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grug take rock
slam rock on rock
rock break
grug kill rock
grug happy

NO.
THAT IS NOT OKAY WITH BROCK'S RULES.
THAT'S SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT.

Do I?

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how much health does it have relative to everything else
like, is this paper mario or final fantasy

Why do you hate crafting runes?

If I break the rock it just makes a bunch of smaller rocks

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Roll a nature check to determine what type of rock it is.
I'll let you read through your book as a bonus action and roll with advantage instead. My reasoning being that you're still flipping through a book in order to find the correct page about this rock and a single round is supposed to be around 6 seconds.

I don't need to
>run away
I'm doing a low level run

nice

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Now you've made 2 rocks

NO!

That game looks interesting. I think I'll get it on epic games

GG WP all

It's a sedimentary Rock with a hardness rating of 8. On what scale, you'll need to roll higher to find out.

The rock passes its turn mockingly.

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Taunt the rock

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Demand unconditional surrender on rock's part.

Remember that hardness is not the same as toughness. Could still be brittle despite being hard.

EZ

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You fool! You just unpetrified the optional post-game boss!

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Luckily my dick is harder than diamonds, which have a hardness of 10, if I remember correctly.
I penetrate the rock with my dick.

You die of SAIDS (sand aids).

Game over.

So does it turn my dick into a suicide bomber or what?

It makes your dick coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere, except into girls.

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Business as usual then.

>on what scale

LOOOK AT MY BOTTED 99’s

SCISSORS

Heh...leave this one to me

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I pick up the rock and put it under a waterwall. I will pass my turn for the next few thousand years and let my DoT tick.

That's just going to train the rock to become even stronger. You've created Rock Goku.