How do we transform Overwatch into the best game on the market again?
How do we transform Overwatch into the best game on the market again?
Sebastian Barnes
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Aaron Lewis
I want to make mutts with Sombra desu
Jace Smith
>mutts
Her children would be Castizo and therefore white.
Jason Johnson
remove sombra doomfist and widow
Oliver Gonzalez
remove:
mei
sombra
doomfist
widow
brigitte
moira
hanzo
ashe's coach gun
nerf:
tracer's damage
fan the hammer
fix:
ana's hitbox
that's just the shit off the top of my head
Adam Thompson
When are you going to stop shilling this shitstorm of a game here? How much does Blizzard pay you? Is it good?
Cameron Watson
Remove compfags and e-sports cancer
Noah Barnes
Make it third person so we can fap to the skins while playing
Nolan James
Reminder that all female Overwatch characters are literally whores. Every character was literally designed for sex.
They were all literally designed to be as attractive to the human male as possible.
And this isn't just "oh she's just pretty", it's at a god damn mathematical level. The perfect bodies, faces with perky lips, large eyes, and zero imperfections...
It all adds up to a powerful form of social engineering that preys on the sexuality of men. It awakens something primal in the minds of young men, and keeps older men horny.
This is why, if you EVER see an "Overwatch cosplayer", they are actually a free prostitute in disguise. This woman has knowingly presented herself as a whore, and knowingly accepts that it is now her job to have sex with as many men as possible.
You cannot rape an Overwatch cosplayer because she was LITERALLY ASKING FOR IT. The simple act of dressing up as "Hot Mommy Mercy" or "The Chinese Titcow" is literally the act of giving men consent to have sex with you.
Thanks Blizzard, for making this possible.
I love this video game.
Adam Allen
>again
it never was
If it wasn't for waifufags this would be dead long ago
Jordan Miller
This is the first, and probably last time, I'll use this meme but:
have sex
Matthew Nelson
pretty much.
Lincoln Ramirez
Why would I play that trash? Team Fortress 3 is getting announced in a month lmao.
t. Internal tester for Valve
Angel Jones
>This is why, if you EVER see an "Overwatch cosplayer", they are actually a free prostitute in disguise. This woman has knowingly presented herself as a whore, and knowingly accepts that it is now her job to have sex with as many men as possible.
You lost me there and I lost my sides.
Blake Scott
At yet NONE of them have big titties or milf milkers
Mei doesn't fucking count she's covered up, i want huge swathes of cleavage in my video game
Aiden Torres
add hats
Grayson Lewis
What a waste
Jonathan Ortiz
triggered tranny
Logan Green
Role Q in all modes.
Sebastian Myers
More Sombra and Widowmaker porn would do the trick.
Michael Turner
>again
Go away, Blizzard employee
Ian Watson
>again
Jayden Miller
I love Sombra
Isaiah White
You can't. Overwatch is too far gone, and the market is too fucked to the point where "the best" game is not the best game. Trying to push a game into being "the best" in the current market would ruin it to appeal either to moms playing on their phones or to underaged kids. Either way, that attempt to appeal to these audiences would ruin any game further.
That being said, it's less destructive than trying to appeal to the womyn and tumblr audience.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
I love my perfect wife Olivia!
Jacob Miller
Increase production of porn by 200%
Jaxon Ward
Every match, show a porn clip of the mvp dominating the worst player of the opposite team.
Michael Price
Increase all females breasts by at least two sizes.
Increases ass and hips by the same amount.
Remove all gays.
Ethan Bailey
>again
Chase Cook
add rape mods ala lovers lab
Cooper Morales
Jose Wood
by purging and changing lead developers
Cameron Flores
Don't forget to introduce jiggle physics
Jack Hughes
>>This is why, if you EVER see an "Overwatch cosplayer", they are actually a free prostitute in disguise.
not female cosplayers in general?
Samuel Kelly
Give mercy a dick
Jacob Lee
Just make it a porn game already. POV.
Landon Russell
You’re implying that it ever was at any point in time, when it wasn’t.
Caleb Jackson
You can't, its inherently flawed from the start.
It's a fucking TOURNEY fps game designed for CASUALS. TOURNEY. CASUALS. The end result is that quake and CS faggots find it demaning and casuals are in near autistic rage because they follow a retarded meta and don't know the meaning of fun.
This was suppose to be a better TF2 clone except they took almost everything away that made people like TF2 in the first place. Custom, dedicated servers. Points and winning were arbitrary concepts 2nd to fucking around and having fun (and could win at the same time depending). Fucking team and map sizes.
Alexander Powell
Does anyone know the source for pic related?
Christian Baker
I would honestly start playing again if they removed shields. Nothing more is needed, just remove shields.
Dylan Reyes
Lucas Perez
I want to put a baby in her while holding hands and being leglocked and kissing and telling her I love her.
Isaac King
Naked mod where every ultimate is a sex penetration position that rapes the enemy.
Oliver Morris
Make Pharah real and my wife that I impregnate nonstop
Noah Williams
Why do Overwach fans pretend to be so in love with the shitskin diversity-goblin characters, when in reality, if you look at pornhub statistics and such, everyone just wants to fuck the white and asian girls? D.Va has 20x as many views as Sombra.
Bentley Powell
pharah is my aryan princess
Tyler Hernandez
Normalfags have basic as shit tastes more at 11
Wyatt Nguyen
But you are a politically gesturing normalfaggot posting literal tumblr gifs.
Eli Anderson
>politically gesturing
Nah dude Scuba Sombra makes my dick hard nothing much more than that
Carter Baker
I love her more than anything
Alexander Peterson
Make all the girls into cute and funny ones.
Make all the boys into cute and funny girls as well.
Ethan Thompson
>castizo
>white
Sorry buddy but you have to be at least 7/8 white to regain your whiteness.
Gavin Gray
Loliwatch would save videogames
Carson Lewis
based and rapepilled
Jordan Scott
this faggot plays GOATS
Gabriel Sullivan
mutt cope
Juan Fisher
Asmr vids
Cameron Young
It’s unironically the best shooter currently available, but I still wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole.