Left or right?

this

THE

People who hate anderson do it based solely on his livestreams instead of his actual videos.

Neither, because they're both humongous nerds.

>irish
>ever having a soul

What videos would you recommend for someone who hasn't seen any work of either?

check their catalogues and just pick videos about games youre interested in

Watch Matthew's old Zelda and Mario videos in chronological order.

>Spend three hours repeating the same argument over and over and over
Being concise is a sign of high IQ

>try watching the right's famous ds2 analyasis
>first thing he does is complain avout sexism, because your player character is male at the very start (granted B Team was retarded and shouldn't have let you remove the robes that were meant to conceal your identity), and he assumes that the opening cutscene establishes you as a man because there's a female figure he assumes is your wife and complains about "role playing potential", even though anyone with a creative bone in their body could have translated that scene in numerous ways
I didn't watch farther because I wasn't going to listen the opinion of anyone this fucking retarded
I'm going to assume he spends 30 minutes whining about ambushes, and how the game isn't "designed for it", probably because he for some reason feels like he has to lock on and circle strafe during every encounter

I assume you're talking about the mario video? Where the entire point is to show you how fucking boring getting moons is so you literally cannot argue against it.

how is having an opinionated opinion bad?

But...you're on Yea Forums???

im pretty sure you actually watched his video because you got it so right

>listening to anything a man who gets lost walking in a circle in a desert with a central point of reference has to say

has anyone ever bought a game because of YT video game reviewers? seems pointless and a waste of time to me to watch them, or base what games you buy on any opinion other than your own
also the left one is an absolute mongloid
youtube.com/watch?v=0lhy9QnBHmo

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i bought hollow knight because of andersons video

best damn game in a decade

Left is a retarded faggot who requires 12 hours to give you a play by play of uncharted giving very little insight to game mechanics, extremely surface level breakdowns.
Right is bearable

I choose TehSnakerer, who despite being British is pretty funny

I pick Sseth and Mandalore over these nobodies.

I bought it too but I didn't need some idiot for it

But you are a friendless faggot that unironically spends hours upon hours reading autists on the internet talk super seriously about electronic toys for children on a japanese image board.

I prefer Game Dungeon

>makes multi-hour long videos
>can't edit out mistakes in narration or loud breathing
0/10

neither
I also don't know who they are or what they do

Is it just one person spamming these god awful anderson / mattosis threads?
Why the fuck aren't they being deleted quicker?

What should I do to be as cool as you?

I bought Devil Daggers because of Matt. It's a fun game that speaks to my interests, but I never would've known about it because it was never talked about or advertised.

ecelebs are video game culture

Devil dagger was jizzed over on Yea Forums on release. Also it fucking sucks.

I don't put much stock into what any video game essayist has to say. I mostly just use them for background noise and occasionally they review something they really enjoyed and it can be interesting to listen to them pick it apart and discuss why they like it. There's definitely a sweet spot between length and content but I really don't care honestly.

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Then why do they get deleted you retarded faggot? Maybe if you stopped spamming them daily?

ecelebs are video game culture
cry more bitch nigga

>Is it just one person spamming these god awful anderson / mattosis threads?
>Is it just one person
Sadly, no. He has his patreon and discord followers shill for him all over the place.

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I haven't watched either video, but calling it a fundamentally different game when it is a direct sequel sounds like an asinine cop-out.

>starts randomly laughing and leaves the take in
>OMG HAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE THIS TYPE OF HUMOUR EPIC!!! HE'S SO RELATEABLE HEHEHE

Anderson and his fans are fucking cancer. he made a 2 hour video about how he doesn't like the stars in mario Odyssey. 2 fucking hours to say 'yeah they're tedious and stupid and it's bad game design'

and don't get me started on 'I don't find horror games scary because they aren't real!!' video and then his complete inability to understand why he's retarded

DS2 is a fundamentally different game though. It requires a very different approach from DS1 otherwise you get fucking murdered.

hello hbomberguy

Right, well they're making me despise him. Whoever it is, both Mattosis and Anderson.

I fucking despise seeing their faces here every single goddamn day. Its not making me want to watch their content, it makes me want to do the opposite.

found the seething nintentoddler

different does not necessarily equal better. how retarded are you

Wrong. Put points in ADP and you play it the same as all the others.

you need a different approach because its broken and poorly designed

>changing the health of enemies to be lower would make the game less challenging and less fun as a result
>I like to play with summons all the time because I have friends! I don't care if you're an elitist who plays solo
what did he mean by this?

That's your opinion. But it doesn't change the fact that it is very different and to say otherwise is plain retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=0lhy9QnBHmo

I haven't watched Joseph since his Subnautica video so he may have improved since then, but if memory serve's Joseph's videos are way too padded, he's not making enough points over the length of the video to justify the length nine times out of ten. Matthew, at least currently, he knows how to be concise.
Also I personally prefer Matt's more subdued style of humor in his videos. Joseph's can be a bit obnoxious at times.

mostly yes but ds2 is also very objectively buggy and broken in many ways

I bet you came here post GG too

>make fun of Matt in a thread
>8 retards jump on me at the same time to defend him
Reminder to report shill threads and mock the creator to make people not want to watch

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fpbp

Youtubers. . . .. you can watch a video here and there and not give a shit about these guys, you know?

His Soma video is fucking abysmal.

>Pretty entertaining
>Genuinely funny at times
Joeseph is the driest mother fucker in the video game analysis community which is already a community made up of dry humorless faggots.

Fully yes. Why is it so hard for people to admit when they're wrong on 4channel?

Mooler BTFO'd Joseph Niggerson so Faggotosis is the only decent one to follow right now

>try to talk about how dark souls 2 is actually a good game
>you spend half the video getting mad that people like dark souls 1
>get a 10 hour video series made going through your every word and why you are a fucking idiot that contradicts yourself every sentence

how can 2fag EVER recover?

>tfw no one to enjoy lamb in mint jelly with

nigger you fully retarded if you think the factual problems with the game are just opinion
ds2fags are actually insufferably

>how is having an opinionated opinion bad?
Because it's not your opinion, only yours should matter and you can make a proper formulated and educated opinion with the facts provided by a reviewer who knows what the fuck they're doing. That's what a reviewer should do, don't take the fucking dunkey pill, a reviewer isn't a personality or an entertainment figure, it's a quick and easy way to decide if a product is right for you. At least it should be.

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Funnily enough Matt is both more entertaining and 10x funnier than Joseph Anderson. I guess Joe is more social by virtue of streaming more so he wins there.

It's a painting

And reading comprehension on top of that. Truly a winning combination.

But what if I'm not gay?

what does being social have to do with video quality?

>thinking silent hill is good
I wish I was retarded like you, so I would like more shitty things

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go to bed sean

Your missing that large portions of the game aren't happening as silent Hill is a dreamlike state

>ludonarrative
>ludanarrative
>luda

youtu.be/8tSj2Utojsc

Silent Hill is a hell-like nightmare reality that preys on people, there is nothing ludonarratively dissonant about fighting monsters in the game :-)

neither. Mandalore and sseth.

how about neither you inane faggot

the one i don't have to watch

I'm glad someone was autistic enough to make this image.

SH2 is not a very good horror game. It lacks Resident Evil's tension of managing limited resources while backtracking frequently.

As that image points out, it's also one of the most egregious cases of ludonarrative dissonance I have ever seen. What the hell are arcade-style bullet sponge bosses doing in a psychological drama about an ordinary man coming to terms with his grief and guilt? Were the developers so lazy they couldn't think of any thematically appropriate obstacles for the protagonist to overcome?

Then there are the hours of cutscenes that undermine the atmosphere. You will never be surprised or caught offguard by anything, because as soon as something scary threatens to happen, the game takes control away from you and plays a lengthy cutscene that showcases the scary thing from every possible angle. This destroys any tension, immersion, as well as any sense of horror, since the character is safe from harm during the cutscenes.

The game is also guilty of the same thing as The Sixth Sense: a plot twist that makes no sense, because it relies on the main character being oblivious to things he should know. The plot twist in The Sixth Sense makes no sense because Bruce Willis' character should be aware of his ghost status everytime he enters a locked door by phasing through it or does something else ghostly. The movie contrivedly always avoids showing instances like these to fool the audience, but that doesn't explain why the main character is also shocked by the plot twist. Ditto for Silent Hill 2's James Sunderland. Yes, he's repressing painful memories, but he shouldn't behave like he has amnesia just to facilitate a plot twist.

The dialogue and voice acting are just bad. The story is supposed to be mature and unnerving, but the awful dialogue and delivery makes it difficult to take seriously.

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This but with less faggotry.

This post would be based but you posted it on Yea Forums of all places so it ends up being cringe.

He autistically spends time trying to gather multiple examples for every one of his arguments. It isn’t so much a lack of brevity, it is because he thinks his audience is to stupid to understand at the first example.

definitely right

The levels of rank stupidity in this post are genuinely impressive.

Hail, the new king of Yea Forums

My man, no Resident Evil game is scary

All those things you call bad are good to the right person.
The game is differently scary, not just 'a bad horror game'. Resident evil also isn't a good horror game, it's campy and you can play through most of the games like they're a shooting gallery if you aren't retarded. SH2 at least has a great atmosphere.

The dissonance can be a problem, but it's no dealbreaker.

The stilted, strange dialogue was intentional by the developers. It was meant to convey a sense of wrongness, as though the characters might not even be communicating with each other. It might not be your decision, but it was a specifically made one.

MauLer

But did you have sex?

Thats literally what Yea Forums is lmaooooo

here is a list of actually interesting video game youtubers:
superbunnyhop
mandalore gaming
errant signal
accursed farms

thats about it.

I never said it was good, or bad. I just pointed out how that guy was a moron for not understanding basic facts about the story.

>The stilted, strange dialogue was intentional by the developers.

>it's 2019 and people are still spreading this false narrative

SH2 has bad voice acting for the same reason old Resident Evil games did: most of the actors are nobodies that were literally just pickedd of the street.

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Joe Anderson thinks SOMA has the best story in video games when it's hamfisted garbage. Matt is some Irish faggot who fucks his sister and says "nigger" Both deserve the bullet.

No, he's a virgin.

>who fucks his sister and says "nigger"
how can one man be so based?

who wins in a fight?

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fpbp

I don't think I've ever heard anything of substance from the guy on the left.

These types of long-form all encompassing analysis videos always tent to have nitpicking, but Joseph Anderson's videos seem to 100% only that, at least the ones I've watched. Or if they are not, he doesn't give an interesting perspective, just the same opinion as any random would give you, you already have already really.

Name a game with better story than SOMA, which also takes advantage of the fact that its a game

>The stilted, strange dialogue was intentional by the developers. It was meant to convey a sense of wrongness, as though the characters might not even be communicating with each other. It might not be your decision, but it was a specifically made one.

>very grandoise terminology that is used almost exclusively as an excuse for why something that seems shitty is actually good, with the justification being that they knew what they were doing all along and did it on purpose. makes sense because the story, atmosphere and general presentation are all great right, so why would the VA be bad?

you know why? it's because the game was made by a japanese company and at that point, konami, like every other japanese dev, didn't really care or put much stock into what good english voice acting sounds like, as long as they spoke english that was good enough for them, and good enough for their audience.

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I do

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i just like it when the shirt man does a swear

>practically a walking simulator
>takes advantages of being a game
At least SH2, as amateurish as its writing is, has actual game mechanics to engage with.

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Why would I watch videos of guys talking about videogames

It's not com you dunce.

Name a game with better story than SOMA, which also takes advantage of the fact that its a game

youre a fucking brainlet m8

good pasta

Matt usually has points he wants (and succeeds) to get across, Joseph makes me feel like he's just looking for stuff to talk about.
I just respect Matt more overall. He never streams game the first time he plays them, he doesn't let people buy his attention or encourage fanboyism in any way, and overall his interest in all sorts of genres of games seems more genuine.

SH2

how about you and this entire thread fucks off to some discord to go circlejerk about some retarded faggot eceleb

fpbp

every reply to this post is a seething zoomer projecting the fact that they try to actually discuss shit on Yea Forums assuming that's what everyone must do

This. I only watch videos of women talking about videogames.

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>has videos about Zelda and Mario
Ok, seems like this fag isn't worth watching at all, but what about the other one?

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He also has videos about zelda and mario

He got me to play the Call of Juarez series

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this guy focuses solely on story, how could he get you to play a video game when he barely mentions gameplay

>All those things you call bad are good to the right person.
yea just like sucking cock is good to the right person, doesn't make you any less gay
no fucking shit different people like different things. Some people like fucking dogs
if the game had a cut scene of james fucking a dog and i said it was out of place and poorly done you telling me "some people want to see james rape a dog" adds nothing to the discussion

Fuck off with eceleb bullshit
This is not video games, it has no bearing on video games

Sage

>he says, on Yea Forums
You revoked your right to bitch about this topic the moment you came to this place.

I bet you haven't gone a full day without thinking about trannies in at least 3 weeks

They're FPS and I was always vaguely familiar with them. Kinda knew what to expect out of the gameplay to begin with.

yeah, i can tell you arent exactly the connoisseur of fps

Somebody, post THE webm