Will androids ever be real bros?

>get android gf
>she achieves sentience and leaves you

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just reboot her lmao

>that ugly face
I hope they make actually good looking models, that ugly mechanical roast is only good for denting her face in.

>We'll never achieve an AI that can simulate human thought
FTFY

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t. popsci addict

We're already at smaller mammals nigga. It will happen, it will just take time. When it happens it will be the size of a fucking room though.

They will but feminists will demand they be given equal rights so you won't be able to fuck them either.

>2035
seems too improbable, maybe in 2050, being optimistic, and 2070, being more than likely.

>we're closer to 2035 than we are to 2000

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science is for fags lol, this is book research
This is the reality of it. HPE makes super computers that are at the rodent level of neural/synaptic simulation.
Lithium Ion isn't going anywhere. Even SS batteries aren't designed to compete with it.

Regular computers used to be the size of a room too. We'll miniaturize it once we get the basics down.

...

Anything the robot wants, we designed it to want that. Why would you make a slave which desires freedom? Besides for rape fantasies.

>there is no battery tech
You really believe that? (((Who))) killed the eletric car.

We're hitting the physical limit of computing and silicon and how fast a charge can travel. Moore's law is basically finished now. That's why i said we need a tech revolution first: for processing.
how we build cpus is basically hitting its limit.

The electric car isn't dead. and whoever had better batteries would bring it to market for the dosh

Are you fucking stupid? First there already are robots that are humanoid size that run on batteries that work. Second battery improvements happened literally every year, no "revolution" needed. Second there's no reason to think why robot would cost a good "gazillion" dollars.

I have several years of manufacturing and currently work with a company that literally makes the most high-end tech robotic arms that handle thousands of dollars computer wafers for companies like Intel. The robot arms are not a gazillion dollars. Our arms is 15, 000.

There literally is no reason to think why a humanoid robot would be any more expensive than a car if it was manufactured in mass.

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>expects anyone to believe he's an epic super genius robot designer when he can't even spell "en masse" correctly

this

android doesn't equal robot dumbfuck and quasimoto here isn't a human chassis daddy-o. get back to me when you can fit it into something that looks human, because it will need a proper exoshell, silicone skin, etc.

Imagine being this retarded

There was a recent major advancement in replicating human speech recently

youtu.be/DWK_iYBl8cA

Pic related it's a animatronic that is going to be put in Disneyland, it's not CGI.

The singularity is near.

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>being a synthetic squishy chaser
Disgusting.

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>backflipping jeepbot = full AI automaton.
yep, just cram a few of these giant 20m$ tool closets onto her back and she's ready to be mai waifu

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I'm just going to post this here
github.com/lukalabs/cakechat
lyrebird.ai/
This allows you to have a dynamic chat bot that changes depending on what you say to it and you can give it a realistic voice. Requires a powerful pc. Have the body be the PC controlling the rest of the body.

I said I work for the company not that I'm an engineer I just do data entry and reports for purchases.

Are you fucking stupid? The post said "free-moving automaton in a human-sized chassis". Learn to follow a conversation you moron.

I didn't say that you fucking idiot.

I would shred her clean plastic fronthole.

earth to dumbfuck:
an automaton isn't controlled like a goddamn RC car like the mit bots. the "auto" in "automaton" is for fucking "autonomy."

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Goddamn that's pretty good.

It'll have to do way more than that. At the bare minimum, it will need to initiate its chat functions entirely on its own without any dependence on someone saying something to it first.

I'm with the other guys- a robo waifu would be nice, but with what we have now you'd be better off with an inflatable doll with a program that has it play pre-recorded messages on command.

You guys sure you want androids?

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everyone is talking about androids retardo.

The body is the least of the problems such a robot will need to work around. It's the mind or equivalent thereof which is going to make its price tag skyrocket. We barely know how our organic brains manage to do what they do, so what are the chances of replicating anything vaguely like it within the next half century? Assuming we manage to find a way to get around the fact we've hit the diminishing returns stage of making integrated circuits smaller that is.

those are preprogramed movements, done with mocap, if i remember correctly.
its not the same as a mechanism thinking and evaluating a situation on real time and reacting accordingly.

Literally not true retardo. several people have bought up robots and someone even mention animatronics

Give me five (5) reasons why you would give and android sentience

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You'll be living in Gundam Wing before you have a proper human-like AI unless someone completely hit a magic breakthrough, because we are inching there with brute force.
You need a computer about 400x stronger then what we currently have for true brain simulation. Brain simulation is probably not the way to do it. But people are doing weird shit like putting insect brains into machines, and it works for giving them autonomy.
I think we know what the next step is.

Didn't know aj applegate made it into a game

>(5) reasons
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex

Unless androids are changed drastically at their fundamentals, no. Artificial intelligence is fundamentally different from organic consciousness. Computers, as they currently exist, are just big, ludicrously fast and complicated calculators. Androids will never be anything more than puppets with an invisible puppeteer. Their thought processes, if they could even be called "thought processes" will never be anything other than simple running of algorithms to give the facsimile of consciousness that isn't really there.

Brains are not computers and computers are not brains.
aeon.co/essays/your-brain-does-not-process-information-and-it-is-not-a-computer
psychcentral.com/blog/your-brain-is-not-a-computer/

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Blowey-Joey
Bum sex.
Handys
Vaginal sex.
Footjob.
Spend time with me.
Tell me I'm not a bad person.
Give me companionship.
Beat up people that are mean to me.
Cook with me.
Motivate me.

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Not in our time, I'd wager.

This

Wheres the SFM?

Possibly, but you try keeping one of those brains actually going for a prolonged period of time. And even before it slams into an ethical issue (assuming that such a process doesn't just kill the being it's performed on) we have no idea how a more intelligent brain would react to being suddenly removed from its body and placed in a robot shell. For all we know, the experience would drive it insane.

What if the android's AI was copied directly from a brain scan like Halo's AIs?

They still won't sleep with you, incel. They'd rather self destruct.

>not taking precautions to ensure she can't leave you whether she achieves sentience or not
>not keeping a backup of her memory and factory resetting her if it happens

Look at this dork and laugh at him

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Counterpoint: if the fascimile is so convincing as to be indistinguishable from the original, isn't that a distinction without a difference? I'm sure that a bunch of big shot philosophers would be eager to argue extensively in favor of both sides of the debate.

>From the most common to the most erotic
David Cage confirmed extreme sexual deviant

oh shit

same reasons you would bring a sentient human into the world

sex?

Can't wait until im a 50 year old alcoholic boomer who gets cured of his depression because an autistic twink robot wants my dick so bad that he abandons his mission even though it's the sole reason why he exists.

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Oh, there are fucking problems, crazy ones. Logistical, moral, predication, etc.
These problems are smaller than 400 times current computing power plus powering said computer.
We're literally getting to a point where some sort of Frankenstein machine from MGR is more possible then an actual AI.

AHHHHHH BROSS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
WE JUST GOTTA HOLD ON FOR FIFTY YEARS THEN WE GET OUR ROBOWAIFUS

The facsimile will never be that good. Just say some random nonsense to the android and watch the whole façade fall apart.

He's clealy into ryona. That's why the short haired waifu always gets tortured, beaten or borderline raped.

my genetic propogation has little to do with a robut

I'm with him. If I'm going to be doing it with a robot, I'd prefer one that's not just a human with some glowing lines on them.

>moral
shut up nigger

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I was going to bring this up, but didn't bother. A 'Stage 2 Simulacra' is a replica that is indistinguishable from the original, then for all intents and purposes it functions as the original does, even if its inner workings are different as a replica.
But people will say retarded shit like as though it were going to make someone's head explode, when in reality it would probably handle it quite well.

those robotic arms arent really anything special though. they're only really capable of doing the same thing over and over again. they dont need to make decisions. sure, they'll have pressure sensors and maybe some vision processing, but for the most part they rely on relative movement and work blind.

im not really sure what point you're trying to make unless youre talking about getting robotic handjobs. 15000 seems like the price of a pretty small arm too, which i guess is fitting considering how small your penis is.

Putting brains into machines is a moral issue, yes. Are you some sort of psycho?

I feel like the idea of a an AI turning into a fascist has a high chance of happening.

Think about it why would an AI need morals?

androids can be real bros now, if you program them to be.
punctuation matter, ya dip.

>people gat blacks,gay,trans,other religions,races and their own people
>somehow androids are ok
You incels will hate them day 1

>moral issue
>Are you some sort of psycho?
Hold still while I de-spook you.

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These are honestly some really stupid takes. One of the most basic philosophical ideas is that we must assume the things we sense are accurate, since there's no useful alternative, but these authors are trying to say that the brain is not an information processing machine.
>When called on to perform, neither the song nor the poem is in any sense ‘retrieved’ from anywhere in the brain, any more than my finger movements are ‘retrieved’ when I tap my finger on my desk. We simply sing or recite – no retrieval necessary.
I really can't take stuff like that seriously.

lack of self control and poor foresight are not really a reason to do it, they are reasons why you would do it without a reason at all.

> why would an AI need morals?
without morals it cant be fascist, so there you have your reason.
fascism reasons that it is only moral to elevate your own group above every other, since everyone else is trying it too, and the ones that land on top are simply the winners of a fair process, ultimately fortifying the notion that they should be on top.

I think I'd be willing to settle for dropping my brain in a cyborg body and trying to live until androids are commonplace.
Damn, I really hope I live long enough to become something straight of Ghost in the Shell.

So you're psycho?
Luckily, you have no power over your own life, let alone anyone else's

The problem with the simulacra is that it is just that. It's going through some sort of algorithm to act the part of a conscious being, but it's not really processing anything at an abstract and conceptual level like humans with organic minds do. Say something off the cuff that the programmer didn't prepare for and the whole thing falls to pieces.

>fifty years
That sounds painfully long

>n-noooo you can't put peoples brains in jars its u-um IMMORAL lol
shut up you gay retard

have sex

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>Say something off the cuff that the programmer didn't prepare for and the whole thing falls to pieces.
That's why I think that a true basic AI has to start like a little child, just give it the tool to be able to learn and time and we'll get there eventually.

How do you know that ANY conscious mind is doing those things other than your own? It's not like you can reach in and see what's happening in there.

I want this robo-bf

cringe

Have you forgotten that brains are not necessarily intended to work outside of the bodies they are a part of? Or that sudden disconnection from all sensory input does terrible things to a human mind?

You're sick,deviants will be terminated

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same
why can't connor be real

cringe

>Say something off the cuff that the programmer didn't prepare for and the whole thing falls to pieces.
same thing happens to real brains. we get baffled by things nobody has taught us about yet all the time while growing up

And how would you even keep that brain from just rotting away from lack of nutrients, oxygen, or any form of defense against random bacteria that slip inside a microscopic crack somewhere?

and?

Someone post that little comic about robots making people's heads suffer for eternity in a simulation and dumping them

Replacing all those things with artificial ones and keeping it in an isolated container.

or...
>get an android gf
>maintenance is super expensive

soon

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sauce now or riot

I'd like to. Come over.

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That's not his mission

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>will android sexbots ever be real?
not in your lifetime

stay sexually frustrated until your eventual, inevitable lonely suicide.

Should a robot be lawfully allowed to defend its owners property (along with itself) from harm with lethal force?

Such a thirsty little scene.
From both parts.

An isolated container that would then be eventually filled with metabolic wastes which would also end up killing the brain when they reached toxic levels? You haven't thought this through, I can tell.

Generally, the insane are extremely bad at following basic instructions, and I assume you want these robots to do something useful.

...what's the Detroit experience?

Do I want to know?

lethal? no. but if they try to take a sound system you take their ears. if they take a smartphone take their hands. TV being lifted, remove eyes.

no deaths though, and no injuries that cause inability to work. a handless negro could become a translator, an eyeless methhead can learn to do customer service.

Fuck off Amanda
He's whatever the lieutenant wants him to be.

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>We's right snoggered now, mum

When I said replace everything with artificial means I meant everything.
Replicate the conditions and preservation of a human skull. Not doable outside science fiction right now but give it time.

No, I think it'd just be cool

I WANT TO FUCK A ROBOT

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>what's the Detroit experience?
Falling in love with autistic robots and tsundere policemen.

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>old man Dante never does CUHHHHRAZYYYYY combos on Connor or the other Synth fucks
Fuck you, Cage

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Imagine what the sexbot modding scene would be like.

We already are

Based Connor, the singular redeeming quality of this otherwise bad game.
youtube.com/watch?v=pVZ2NShfCE8

>someone figures out it doesn't need much space inside it to function
>mudslimes get funding from Saudi Arabia and use them to bomb the shit out of things
I'd rather not imagine it

when is this movie releasing on PC?

Hank is more tsundere than an entire anime highschool combined. Its hilarious.
Clancy Brown was the perfect pick for Hank's role. He's basically made for "gruff and intimidating on the outside, soft and noble on the inside" roles.

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No, there's no need for more bodies, all of our problems are due to overpopulation so adding in more spare sets of hands will not help.

Not until Autumn. Heavy Rain releases next month though.

Maybe on earth, but think about space exploration and colonization.
I think there was some sort of "project" to send two AI's to explore Jupiter, at least as an idea.

Hank is a miracle of the universe.
All the right things put in an old man's body.

There's the rooftop fight with Connor when he stays a machine though. If you intentionally fuck up he beats the shit out of Connor and drops him off the roof.
Honestly one of the most unironically kino scenes in the game.

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The brain would still need to be replaced when it starts dying off, they're not immortal even with all that stuff.

And then he comes back anyway.
Based inmortal robobf

Substitute organic cells with nanocells that mimic their functions. Over time you'll get a completely cybernetic brain.
Probably needing a lot of energy though.

I was acting on the assumption we couldn't make artificial brains though. Wasn't it already established that we won't have that kind of technology for centuries, if at all?

JewberLife has no time to waste

how fucking kino would that be

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Going to do it lads, already have the PS4 version but the PC version will be superior

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sauce

>PC version will be superior
Will it? Probably only on terms of graphics.

Nude Kara mod

Understandable.

maybe

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Maybe we can't from scratch, but think about replacing it little by little over time.
Of course the technology for it is centuries away, doesn't mean it wouldn't be possible.

BANG BANG BANG
PULL MY DEVIANT TRIGGER

sauce

I'd rather give a robot equal rights than give equal rights a specimen who has repeatedly proven it cannot be trusted.

I hope not.
I'm talking about ultra realistic child android.
That ultra realism will fuck up liberty of expression.

Why liberty of expression?

Imagine someone doing "things" with her and uploading this shit. How do you distinguish the "real" one with android one?

Also people are making fucked up shits with SFM with game models like that.
How would you claim "It's fictional so ok" if people are trying to make indistinguishably realistic as possible?
The idea of "It's fictional/drawing so ok" will blow away with all anime girls along.

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BASED
a doujin called Kill 'em All by double deck

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>tfw no Asian robot gf

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give me sauce!!!!
before thread gets deleted

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>Kill 'em All by double deck
saint

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