What do you guys think of Minecraft Earth?
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Yawn, though it does seem like retards could get into accidents because of this. Could be funny.
Apparently Niantic is behind it? They have like 4 different AR games and all of them have shit gameplay that they don't bother to fix.
God as if this fucking brand isnt cringey as fuck as it is
>youtube.com
zero gameplay,it's probably utter shit
wow can't wait to see kids outside building invisible buildings with phones. or whatever the fuck you do in that.
>Giant dicks everywhere
Okay.
Is there a game part to it or do you just roll around staring through you phone at minecraft trees
>shit mounds and penises all across major cities across the world
Who thought this was a good idea?
underrated post
>AR shit
Fuck off Microsoft
el goblina..
Why are Americans seemingly incapable of making non-cringeworthy commercials?
What's even the point of that game ? An AR game for pokémon made sense, but minecraft ?
Because it’s for fucking kids, ya dingus.
Why post this here then?
I like how nowadays you have to put texts like "dramatization" and "closed course. do not attempt" in adds.
>closed course. do not attempt
weve always had that you fag
legal disclaimers have been a thing for a very long time. definitely long enough for you to not relate to the days when they were not a thing.
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>la creatura de la gelato
dios mio
can you feel the eDge?
Finally a way to build the wall.
Tthe Enderman part was cute
My favorite thing about AR games is people getting robbed, raped and murdered while playing them
the totoro of our generation
Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?Where's the gameplay?
>what is moderation
>I'm going to stand stock still in the middle of the road to take a picture, what's the worst that could happen
>Walk outside a mosque
>Sign with "Terrorist training grounds", a wall of TNT and fenced in creepers by the door
Seems kinda fun
They are still an american-only retarded thing
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So do kids like build their own shit in this and other people see it or what? Am I going to have a gigantic skyscraper penis sitting on top of my house or like a swastika that blocks out the sun hovering over the city or what
You know she is a fake skater because she hold the grip in the wrong way
They really hate white people, don't they?
our generation?
Why does Yea Forums attracts so many edgelords?
>you can grief in real life
They may have found the winning formula
>no one operating a vehicle while using a cellphone
>no disclaimers
wow, thanks for proving my point. now shut up and go back to fapping to jav, pea brained weeb
Who doesn't?
My neighbour tottaro came out in 1988
Probably different disclaimer laws where I live.
But hey remember do not attempt to skateboard - ever.
wasn't that normal minecraft?
What kind of fucking nerd still skateboards these days?
Yes. Why would this one be any different?
>They'll just moderate a hundred million kids creations at once!
no white people
FUCKING BASED
>AR in 2019
And this is 2019 retard
according to some user, the buildings that you can place on the world are prefabs you unlock, your actual buildings are just for AR.
>Unlock two domes and a tower
Boom, penis.
Notch must be rolling in his grave
Sounds like San Francisco
>mobile trash
fuck.off
Pretty sure Notch is rolling in his scrooge mcduck money vault. That, and self-destructive loathing
We get disclaimers on our car ads all the time in Australia.
Why are britbongs so fucking interested in what Americans are doing? Are the leaves on your trees fucking gray like your teeth?
>jap is being drowned by gacha mobile shit
>westerners are doing the same with mobile trash games
Too much money, zero goals left in life, and distanced from all your friends and accomplishments.
Why hasn’t he done cocaine yet?
Yeah, a new generation.
I get this reference.
Won't be hard to combine things.
People will always find a way to make dicks.
while pokemon go does have shit gameplay i still have fun with it
>It's for kids
Clearly that main woman was on her twenties
Yea Forums is full of kids.
I cant wait to build dicks and swastikas everywhere
imagine this only with the ability to actually construct whatever you want....
how is this not a thing yet? imagine the money you can get from adds this way...
major chains constructing giant statues to celebrate their brand...
obviously you would have to start up an app to see it...
I dont get why its not a thing yet.
We don't use the word "play" in our office
or "game"
or "fun"
This is dumb and another attempt to make a cellphone game with f2p shit. MS is trying to make their own Pokemon Go after that fad ended.
It's just boring, honestly. Yeah I can use my smartphone to do this or I can get regular Minecraft. More importantly, regular kids aren't going to bother since Minecraft isn't Fortnite.
god fucking damn thats funny
>stand next to tall black guy at cross walk
>take a step away
why is Microsoft so redpilled?
Rent free, poo.
because Penis tower.
i would put a image, but ya know... NSFW.
> pigs in police stations, creepers in mosques etc
This has potential.
Post imgur link
>find mosque
>write "PEACE" in tnt blocks
>paint jewish star of david on every politicians billboard
>plaster every wall with nagger and swastikas and dicks
>watch the press have a meltdown
This game shits all over gay graffiti in terms of civil disobedience.
fucking A
Lol, this!
Seems pretty cool. Can you link it up with your existing minecraft world or something? If so that’d be awesome.
Imagine being able to just whip out your phone one day and just continue building whatever you were building at home on your main console/PC.
As in your actual building are a lot smaller scale, like on a table top? If so I’d actually kinda prefer that.
genuinely hope youre not old enough for totoro to be a childhood film of yours and still be on Yea Forums using funny meme reaction pictures
Jesus, that bitch is ugly.
Somebody take the word earth from the logo and put it below this image
Not all of us are are approaching 40 years old, gramps
I am, and part of being an old fucker is doing whatever the hell you want
Stupid kiddos thinking they can boss me around
At first I cringed but thinking on it this could be a really fucking great idea as someone who doesn't even care for minecra-oh for fucks sake Titantic is behind it? They make the same shitty AR games.
have secs
Honestly a really cute idea. Creating things on the phone interface seems like it would be super time-consuming, though.
why are you obsessed with britbongs?
who knows.
there not much info so far.
you tell em
Fucking lol, already knew it was gonna be as big a disappointment as Pokemon Go, this just confirms it.
nothing he said was edgy
you live in a pussifed PC society.
I have seen chinese faggots get rekt while watching their stupid phones, so that can happen even not using this thing
where is the hair now