HOLY SHIT RANDY IS GOING FULL REDEMPTION ARC
HOLY SHIT RANDY IS GOING FULL REDEMPTION ARC
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fuck off marketer
Woah! Ten bucks for my soul? That‘s an entire meal at MCDonalds!
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but can his arc compete with the arc made by that underage girl's squirt stream found on his thumb drive?
>RANDY
>REDEMPTION
BASED MAGIC MAN
I don't even care to play borderlands 3 once it comes out. Looks like it will just be like broderlands 2 anyway.
Epic
>Our store is doing amazing guys!
>Every new release is selling way more than it would have on steam!
>Sales numbers? Why would you want those? Just take our word for it!
Also Epic
>We can't rely on the brand power of Borderlands alone to sell it on our platform, so we also need to lower the price to incentivise people to actually install our launcher
Really makes you think
He trully is buthurt valve did not let them make half life 3
>buy games during sale
>get banned
lmao
Isn't that his own game? Why does he act like this?
Trust me, at the E3 PC Gaming Show they'll be all about those sales numbers.
Tencent getting desperate
YESSSSSS
what a faggot
fuck off randy
Borderlands is a shit game, play Rage 2 instead.
>I'm told Epic sure wants to earn your trust
that makes me trust them even less
this isn't even a real fucking sale this is just epic pretending there is one while paying for the difference themselves
YASS QUEEN SLAY
Rage 2 is a shit game, play BLOOD fresh supply instead.
Randy wishes he had that many followers
>great farming loop
IS GREEN? KEEP.
IS RED? NO KEEP
>EPIC
LMAO if it was on GOG i could probably care.
>Randy Pitchfraud
LMAO this lying sociopath should kill himself.
eat a dick randy
>BL
>good farming loop
what reality, 99% of the loot you get will always suck
>great farming loop
what the fuck is he talking about you literally cant even farm raid bosses in co-op because you have to reluanhc the session to respawn them what the fuck
No they won't because there are no sales numbers, only one game has sold enough for them to give numbers on it.
Jesus, he's literally a child.
OH NO NO NO NO
>can get games for 100% off
>I'll just fuck off too play fnv again
trash lawn chair
STEAM SALES!
>How dare you speak to me
My sides
Why do nu-liberals defend China's work-slavery so much? They complain about "evil white people enslaving the blacks" but seem to get sexually aroused at the thought of Chinese slaves being worked to death.
>Epic wants to earn your trust
That's not what's happening, that'd be like saying the guy giving out sweets to kids in the back of his van is trying to earn your trust, although I guess Randy would just call that a magic trick, how to make a kid disappear and reappear a few days later full of cum.
>when the only person of note you have batting for epic is Randy fucking Pitchford
OH NO NO NO NO
Ah yes, China
youtube.com
what would you do if I organized a trip to give randy a kick in the ass
we could bring food drinks and cool music
Fuck off Randy
I wouldn't buy your garbage even if it was on Steam
I've been loyal to steam since its inception despite the fact it's forced DRM, but seeing it go down the current road it's on with the only redeeming factor being cheap games is rough.
Borderlands is one of the shittiest franchises around. Pirated the first game and laughed at how shitty it was. It’s all a normie marketing scam.
I'm in, but only if I get to go first
They'll cull the Campo Santo devs soon enough and we'll get all the porn games we want on steam.
>Epic sure wants to earn your trust
Except they didn't even inform some publishers/devs about their sale and thus had to either remove games from the store entirely until the sale is over or increase the base price so the discount is less (which is illegal in some places).
Epic, indeed!
Randy is a born liar who repeatedly fabricates events. Never trust anything he says.
EPIC BAD
STEAM GOOD
The only redeeming factor epic has is...
true the fact that the entire artstyle is used to cut corners and not even good at that... isnt helping either.
Shut up nigger
rofl epic Yea Forumsrother thanks for posting this again I'm sure glad we're sticking it to the Epic™ folks specifically even though no one ever posted this image during the many, many years of Steam™ dominance!
jesus