This is my wife Primarina, please be nice to her.
This is my wife Primarina, please be nice to her
i was nice enough to dump a few loads in her, you're welcome
That's a male.
Can I nut on her nose?
>87.5% male
She has the best singing voice.
Whoops I just slapped your wife's ass and she turned into this thing
Beat the odds
someone post the jannie barchart
>tfw you realize this means user never even hit his wife
>cringe and reverse based
You can't marry pokemon
>game animal has eyelashes
>UNGHHH ME NEED HUMP ANIMAL
acktually its canon people and pokemon have been married
thats an improvement
this is my mom/wife Delphox
>post-gen 3 waifumons
Absolute shit tastes
This but unironically. Any cute cartoony creature with a hint of human-like femininity works for me.
I'm taking her to that parade in Rome city I hope nothing weird happens
>Very feminine looking mon
>87.5% male, 12.5% female
Why
Japan
Because its my fetish
that just makes finding a female all the more special
I meant ryme city fuck
Hope nothing weird happens in RYME city during a parade with my pokemon wife
Oh look is that mewtwo?
87.5% is purely theoretical. Most people who settled on Primarina kept resetting the game until getting a girl, so a real world global sample of Primarinas is actually dominantly female.
time for bunny cunny
That's a nice way of looking at it
You do realise your wife would cease to exist there, right? You don't love her if you'd seriously let her be murdered like that and only you were left.
Someone post the original webm?
Probably just a pokewife thread but if anyone wants to talk about games, why the fuck is it so difficult to find evo stones in heart gold?
If I dont want to do pokathalon bullshit i have to wait till kanto to get a fucking leaf stone. Who thought that was ok?
It's never implied what happens to the pokemon mind anyway
Besides it only lasted ten minutes anyway
Hi Primarina.
OK I'll concede that's a good one
Can't find it