This was a triumph

A miserable pile of cake!
Now THAT'S a meme

I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... WITH THE LEMONS

*sipppp*
now that was a good game
they don't make em like that anymore i tell ya

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fuck you

Us gamers amirite?

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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science.

lol all ur base lol

>Implying it was ever good to begin with

The absolute state of Pcbros

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We do what we must because we can

>PCbros
But the games aren't PC exclusive and never have been.
Did you forget about a magnificent thing known as the orange box?
Also Portal 2 had an console launch to so um, what's your point?

I like this song. Jonathan Coultons a pretty talented guy.
I think Portal 2's "Want you gone" is better though.

For the good of all of us

>game
it was a tech demo at best.
most people clocked it in 2 hours.
speedruns clock it in under 10min.
hell you can clock the game without even making any portals.

Except the ones who are dead

reddit: the game
reddit: the memes
this game was never good, faggots.

but there's no sense crying after every mistake

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake

You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake

And the science gets done

zoom zoom zoom, zoom, zoom zoom zoom

And you make a neat gun

For the people who are
Still Alive~

I'm not even angry

Posting this ironically is just as cringe now you’re late

I'm being so sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart

And killed me

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

>462471167
Trying too hard

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece
into
a fire

valve drone typed together is filtered to pcbro I belive

pcbro

As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
i like this song

And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time

So I'm glad I got burned!

>This comic is almost a decade old
Someone pull the trigger for me.

Think of all the things we learned

Stop advertising your favorite website.

For the people who are
still alive

Go ahead and leave me...

I think I'd prefer to stay inside

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

Maybe Black Mesa?

THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.

HA HA

Anyway this cake is gr8 m8

Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me still talking
when there's science to do

When I look out there
It makes me glad I'm not you

NO VALVE YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF!

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>portal came out over a decade ago

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>it's bad because it's short
I will never understood why people here dislike Portal.

I've experiments to run

There is research to be done

It's mostly in response to the "I fucking love science" crowd that it brought into light.

On the people who are Still Alive~

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB *URP* MORTY

And believe me I am
still alive

youtu.be/F22pQPfoBjs
I want to go back

I'm doing SCIENCE and I'm still alive

POTATO
LACRIMOSA

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

youtube.com/watch?v=IcBVf5Nq-To

Remember when Valve made games.

And when you're dead I will be (spoiler)still alive (/spoiler)

YOU FUCKED UP

Still alive

still alive

good job

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Did people really not know about Black Forest cake before this game? I remember when Portal came out, I saw shit like "Trying the cake from Portal?!"
I'm no baker, but I didn't think Black Forest was that obscure of a thing.

I'm a failure at life. Brb tieing a noose.

Might be bigger in Europe than the US.

>Did people really not know about Black Forest cake before this game?
Are you really bragging about what different kinds of cakes you know, you fat fuck? Sort yourself out.

>You can glitch the game so it's a tech demo!!

SEE THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT BAKING

I think he's just complaining about regular cakes being marketed as "the cake from portal".
Imagine a steak is portrayed in a videogame and then you get a store that says "try the steak from game" when it's a perfectly normal steak

>food analogy for food