There are people on this board RIGHT NOW that believe in Google theory...

There are people on this board RIGHT NOW that believe in Google theory, and STILL think Doomguy is gonna be in Smash after the metrick FUCKLOAD of illegal shit Bethesda has done this year.

>Bu-But my ads!

Mean absolutely nothing.

I'm a Sorafag and even I've accepted that Erdrick is the next newcomer, followed by Banjo at E3.

I wanted Doomguy too, but I know Nintendo isn't going to want to associate with Bethesda after all the shit they've done this past year.

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What shit has Bethesda done besides make a bad game. Mind you it’s a different studio from the ID software team

you can tell a lot of doomguy roster losers only ever played 2016

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It goes a LOT deeper than just one bad game

BANJO.
YOU THERE. BANJO.
BANJO, QUIT ALL THIS ROSTERFAGGING.
DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN GET IN SMASH BEFORE I DO?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PREDATE ME
WHEN I AM ALREADY IN?

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Google leak forever BTFO
twitter.com/elscorchy/status/1129063842456252416
An actual google employee says that the leak can be fake, because other people CAN advertise for a company.
So someone bought up ad space with keywords, and other people fell for it.
BTFO Googlebois
Ste/v/e is coming home

>le May May man

this, it’s probable that anyone who has played the classic games realizes how idiotic of an idea it would be to have him in the game, MK11 would make more sense

It's not even that. Scroll down a bit and he says it's most likely due to Google's algorithm. He's not the first knowledgeable person to say it's the algo either.

Doesn’t matter. Leak is fake. Banjoke isn’t in, and STEVEBOIS are coming home......maybe today even

What do you expect a google employee to say about a leak that's making Nintendo very angry at Google right now? "It's real."
Tick tock.

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It's not even a matter of real or fake, it's not a leak. It's google's algorithm being random and retards drawing conclusions from its randomness.

>Blaming Nintendo
C'mon dude. Well all know Nintendo is merely carrying out orders from the Illuminaty.

Yet banjokes ate it up like pancakes

It doesn't matter if it's real or not, Banjo is still highly likely, Erdrick is deconfirmed and Steve is never ever gonna be in Smash.

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>Tick tock
Break Heads
honk HONK

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You fucking retard tranny, Erdrick is in and Steve is a million times more likely than your neverever bear

>Banjo is still highly likely
Where’s his newest game???

Sure, but not only that cost money, its ilegal

>Erdrick is in
No he's not. The 5ch leaks, both of them, got debunked. Erdrick is deconfirmed and dead in the waters.

Just because a leak is deconfirmed doesn’t mean the character is

I thought that people wanting a violent FPS protagonist was insane enough, now people are wanting Artorias, a literal boss character from a game filled with bosses.

>Implying the 5ch leaks were the reason why Erdrick was likely in the first place
You retard the 5ch leaks included him because there were already insiders talking about him

>people actually wanted a bloodstained maniac in smash
Stupid ass people, I tell you. Third parties were a mistake

>people actually wanted a sexually-themed witch in smash-
Oh wait.

Japanese, with less about the blood

>read the comments
>all of these zoomer scum who're happy that the most based leak possible is "fake"
What the fuck is wrong with zoomers?

>people who are sick of stupid bear
>zoomer

Only desperate Banjofags would actually believe the Google leak.

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>Japanese, with less about the blood
Bayonetta tortures the fuck out of demons with huge explosions of blood, however none of that is present in her Smash gameplay, you can do the same for Doomguy

If you think this is "the most based leak possible" then you're the zoomer

>random idiot will spend his fortune and risk jail time just to troll thousands of people on the internet
Are you really so gullible as to believe that? Really, why are you anti-leak retards so fucking retardedly stupid? Did your mommy drop you all on your head thousands of times when you were all babies?
Let me ask you this, what the fuck seems more likely to you.
>some random fuck is willing to spend fuckloads of money and engage in illegal activities with the very real and likely risk of prison time just to trick some nerds on the internet into believing that four specific characters are going to be in smash bros and with no obvious gain to himself that makes the risk of getting sent to the jail worth it
OR
>Nintendo of Europe accidentally put up ads for DLC characters

Here's you're reply
>algorithm

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And insiders are fake and gay, so in the end he's still out

Your pathetic little insiders are wrong and fake. They're liars, and they will always be liars.

Reminder you guys also threw out occam's razor at grinch and guess how that turned out

Except for the fact that you're wrong because the grinch leaker, whoever it is, never revealed themselves and thus never risked criminal charges from the companies involved. If this shit is legitimately fake (which is highly unlikely), then the leaker cannot possibly avoid risking criminal charges because all it takes is for Nintendo's lawyers to discover the culprit's identity is to ask Google a few questions.

I think now is the time for Strelok. The Chernobyl series have reignited interest in his kind.

>some random fuck is willing to spend fuckloads of money and engage in illegal activities with the very real and likely risk of prison time
MTP spent thousands just to hate-buy amiibos and the person who made the Grinch leak lost his job for leaking real promotional material for the new Grinch movie. So claiming that people wouldn't spend fuckloads of money or commit crimes over Smash Bros is bullshit because they do.

Delusions...

Explain how they successfully leaked nearly all the newcomers with perfect timing. (Saying they had lucky guesses is excluded)

They didn't. They made a lot of fundamental mistakes, like insisting that Isabelle would be an echo, K. Rool wouldn't be in Smash, Minecraft content being in the game, Steve being revealed at Minecon, and stating that there would be a Square Enix character. They got so much wrong that there's more wrong guesses than right guesses.

But they DID get lucky guesses. Notice how none of them called K. Rool, the only "irrelevant" newcomer? Every other newcomer was featured in recent games.

>it’s fake because it CAN be fake

>nearly
>vergeben only got two, one of which was already leaked before with a direct screencap, while the rest were all silent until dlc popped up
Okay retard

Except for the fact that virginbitch has been wrong about everything relevant, and that the only things he ever got right was all easy guesses everyone saw coming.

>Erdrick
Hahahahaha no.

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Clearly you don't know how insiders work. They hear the information from others and the information could be passed across multiple people before it reaches the person who leaks it. It is possible for insiders to make mistakes since the information can get messed up as it is passed around. So it isn't about who has a perfect record, but rather who will more commonly get stuff right.
>Isabelle would be an echo
Isabelle is similar character to Villager so one of the people passing the information could have assumed she would be an echo.
>K. Rool wouldn't be in Smash
K. Rool may have slipped under the rader or wasn't mentioned at some point when the information was being passed.
>Minecraft content being in the game
I am skeptical about it's legitimacy of this one to be honest. It could be a mistake refering to the Cubivore spirit or Rathalos, or it could be about future DLC since Nintendo would have been negotiating for the DLC characters around this time.
>Steve being revealed at Minecon
The screencap about Vergeben mentioning a character reveal at Minecon was fabricated.
>there would be a Square Enix character
The rumors about Square character is presumably refering to a future DLC character. You won't know until they're announced.
>Vergeben only leaked Ken and Incinearoar
Aren't we forgetting all of Smash 4's roster returning, Ridley, Simon and Isabelle.