>Make shitty sjw "game" where none of your choices matter in the end with "how do you do fellow kids?" tier writing and awful voice acting
>Only thing it does unique is allowing you to rewind time after every choice, allowing you to see the immediate impact of a choice and potentially change it before committing to it
>Only reason anyone cares is because the MC is a "cute" dyke
>Decide to make sequel
>It's another shitty sjw "game" where none of your choices matter with a "how do you do fellow kids?" tier writing and shitty VA
>Remove the one interesting mechanic you had from the original game
>Make it more blatantly sjw with a character literally mentioning how they need to "build the wall" or "everything is political"
>Instead of appealing to yuricucks again make it about some spic faggot with a shitty VA and his even worse brother who's both a little shit and has just as bad of a VA
Why do /u/fags eat up any trash as long as it has yuri in it?
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Eh, from what I recall the first game didn't have any SJW elements to it. The two main characters are dykes, yeah, but they weren't gay pride parade, bake-me-a-fucking-cake dykes who push their preferences in everyones faces. Overall, I enjoyed it even if the writing/voice acting wasn't top notch.
The second game on the other hand is fucking dumpster fire that is utterly riddled to the core with SJW cancer and should be avoided at all costs.
>Remove the one interesting mechanic you had from the original game
Wait, they seriously removed the time travel mechanic? So is this game seriously just an episodic soap opera? No replacement gimmick or even some uncanny force of nature this time?
Your little brother is an impressionable Jean Grey.
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That's pretty much all you need to know about LIS2. Imagine shit like this thrown in your face episode after episode, because it doesn't stop with that one reference.
Also from the first game
>liberal professor turns out to be the bad guy and chloe's conservative dad turns out to be the good guy
based and redpilled
The MC's brother has telekinesis, that's it. By the end of the last episode he can lift up a massive tree trunk out of a lake with relative ease. Power only awakens when dad acts like a retard and gets shot by a cop.
>come outside
>Two sons and neighbours kid are on the ground, cop pointing a gun
>Cop tells you to freeze and get on the ground
>Instead walk at him with your hands up
>Keeps warning you to get down
>Ignore his request and keep trying to talk him down
>He shoots you
Max is only a dyke by player choice too.
I guess I'll have to imagine it since that's not remotely accurate.
>Irish guy at the start rolls his eyes and starts going "yeah it's a race thing because they're Mexicans, real subtle game."
Based paddy.
Girl you play as could be straight, gay, or bi depending on how you chose to play her. Though the potential male love interest is an omega dweeb, so most people chose the alpha dyke character.
Captain Autism was the high point of the series. Should've been the protagonist of S2 desu
So the cop murdered someone?
Reminder the little brother in the sequel not only blinds his older brother in one eye, being responsible for a shard of class flying and hitting him in it but also left him for dead because "Y-YOU WERE TOO BUSY BRUSHING ME OFF TO HANG OUT WITH THE HIPPY CHICK YOU FUCKED"
>Despite the fact he did the same thing with the hippy guy
I don't know if they are trying to make you hate them similar to I was unsure if they were trying to make me hate Chloe when she's moaning about how her life sucks and ignoring how someone did/almost offed themselves the other day.
I still kinda want to try LiS2, maybe it's not too bad as a Telltale kinda game. I'll probably buy it for $3.50 in my poorfag region pricing when the whole season is out.
I recall seeing texts on the characters phone about him and his bf getting upset about trump being voted in, since the texts were the same date as the election.
For all he knew the guy was gonna try and jump him with a knife. He tells him multiple times to get down on the ground and the father ignores it every time and attempts to talk him down while advancing towards him. Cop did nothing wrong.
Yikes
user, police aren't legally allowed to kill people because they might have a weapon somewhere on their person. The weapon has to be visible, and both his hands were empty and raised.
First game was alright. The conservative stepdad was a good guy, the cool liberal teacher was a psycho and my Max did not aprove anything that Chloe did whenever I had a say in it. Wish I could tell that blue haired bitch to fuck of and chill with that stalky boy that has a crush on max and the christian girl since they´re the obvious best characters
Even /r/lifeisstrange/ doesn't like to talk about LiS2 and keeps on posting Max/Chloe/Rachel pics instead. Tells you everything you need to know really.
>guy pointing gun at you tells you to do thing
>Don't do thing despite him clearly getting nervous and jumpy while pointing a gun at you
>what the fuck why did I get shot
This. I was so disappointed
That yurishits will enjoy anything regardless of quality as long as it has dykes?
user, if someone is poiting a gun at you and telling you to get down, you get down or don´t act surprised if you get shot. Don´t be retarded and try to act cool with "oh shit son i´d jump that motherfucker and take the gun from him". You´d just get shot
You can greentext all you want, but the cop still committed murder.
Not that user, but I would definitely be spooked if I was the cop. The two kids were standing over someone who was bleeding and unconscious, and the father kept approaching despite being told not to. The fact that they didn't just shut up and obey the cop would make anyone suspicious.
First LiS was a good replacement for the normal high school life you may have missed. Like going to the school party and having a best friend.
And he would still be a murderer.
It doesn't matter if he's spooked. It's not legal to shoot someone for walking toward you with their hands up, and he's supposed to be trained to deal with actual threats.
Fair enough, but the dad should have fucking known better then to keep walking at a guy telling him to stop while training a goddamn gun on him. That's just asking to get shot.
Definitely. He should have known better, though you could also suppose he was trying to get to his boys when there was someone pointing a gun at them. He was stupid, but civilians being stupid doesn't absolve law officers of responsibility for their behavior.
>white cop ignores white bully, automatically focuses on and points gun at you and little brother cause you're mexicans
>shoots dad who had his hands up, because fuck it he's a mexican and mexicans are all squirrelly MS13 motherfuckers
>white gas station owner accuses you of shoplifting, beats the shit out of you, locks you in the back of his store and says you're the reason why we need to build that wall, cause you're MEXICAN
>rescued by neckbeard liberal free spirit douche who quotes leftist ideology at every turn and will likely end up being a member of antifa by the end of the game, the only "good" white male in the game
>white grandparents on mother's side admit to being distant towards your father because he's so "different" from them, aka because he's MEXICAN BRUH
>white conservative townsperson tells two lice ridden hippie fucks to piss off, says shit like "freeloading welfare scum aren't welcome hurrr durrr", ends up being made to look like an asshole by everyone around him including your character
There's likely more, but I gave up at this point.
What did they mean by this?
>The weapon has to be visible
Wrong. If police have any reason to think you might be armed, then you are an immediate threat, regardless if they see the weapon. If you don't comply with them, it's not illegal for them to turn you into swiss cheese.
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here. Are you pretending none of those things ever happen?
>cop gets to suspicious scene with someone harmed laying in the ground
>Tell everyone to drop down so can understand what´s going on
>Idiot keeps walking in his direction
Cops have self defense right too. Although he´s an idiot that should´ve shot the legs or something just to stop the idiota going at him, but that wouldn´t make cops look like incompetent retards, so it´s bad for the game´s agenda
Are you saying that people don't want to 'build the wall', or that people don't say 'everything is political though? That just sounds like a reasonable portrayal of things real people actually believe and say.
But he was by the kids, the cop was still telling him to get down at that point. He just tells MC to shut up and goes back to trying to talk the cop down and walking towards him. He could have just got on the ground next to the kids.
Nonsense. Being on your own property with your hands up is not a legitimate reason or police could go around killing entire neighborhoods and just say they thought they were all armed.
Are you pretending the majority of violent criminals aren't minorities? Look up FBI crime statistics. Educate yourself.
>"Just shoot the leg"
If you're ever discharging a firearm it's with the intent to kill. Even the most ass-backwards middle-of-nowhere incompetent law enforcement on the planet know that much.
The user before him was implying other then the wall remark there was no other political shit shoved in your face.
Uh, you realize that makes what happens even more likely, don't you? Why wouldn't the cop or the shopkeeper in the middle of nowhere be more concerned when Mexicans turn up?
>Just needs to stop someone from moving
>Only have a gun to do so
>well, guess the head is my only target then
Are you seriously trying to claim police are allowed to execute people for not immediately obeying orders? What is wrong with you?
The problem comes from the guy bringing up the wall being portrayed as a racist cunt who accuses you of stealing even if you paid for everything you got in the store, bitch slaps your brother when he tries to force you back into the shop and stomps the MC in the face while he's handcuffed to a pipe for calling him a hillbilly or some shit.
It's political shit shoved in your face because no story about Mexicans could ever have elements of race in it? I'm still not sure what the issue is here.
Are racists in the middle of nowhere really that weird to you?
>shoot leg
>hit major artery
>Guy proceeds to bleed to death
Good job user, never fire a gun without supervision
It's against authorized use of deadly force virtually everywhere to deliberately shoot someone in the leg. If you don't follow your organization's legal protocols, you will be stuck with liability.
The idea is that you never draw a firearm unless you are absolutely sure you are going to have to kill something. If you're not in enough danger for that you don't draw it. That's what they are taught, I think.
Legs are full of arteries. Any bullet entering a person has the very real potential to kill them. You don't pull the trigger if you don't want that person dead.
Absolutely not, don't misinterpret what I'm saying. It's just that it makes sense in terms of an officer's thought process being portrayed. Firearms are lethal weapons. If he's in a position where he thinks he needs to fire it he's not going to be trying to 'just graze him' or something.
That's not me agreeing with the cop shooting, that's me disagreeing with 'just shoot him in the leg', because that's nonsensical action movie shit that doesn't really happen.
Stop being an ignorant dumbfuck and go look up laws on the use of deadly force.
When it's a obvious caricature yes. I'm not even a burger and I thought it was fucking stupid. Even in the first game the obvious Conservative step dad wasn't portrayed as a massive one dimensional asshole, which this guy is.
You first.
I agree with that. His behavior in his own mindset is justified. We know he didn't set out to kill somebody, so it could never be a first-degree murder.
You are downplaying the walking towards him part. There's literally no reason for him to move unless he's trying something funny or is just being retarded. In this case, he was retarded and got what he deserve.
I still can't understand the love for these "movie-games". Is it a zoomer thing?
No doubt it happens. But the game has it happen to YOU over and over again, fucking every conservative white male character is shoehorned in as a narrow minded racist fuck who hates you solely for being mexican when in reality the issue of the wall and illegal immigration itself is far more complex than "YEEEHAW, KEEP ALL MEXICANS OUT."
It's even more egregious when they portray the fat bearded marxist guy as being a fucking saint in comparison. It's so transparent they might as well replace all the conservative characters dialogue with random snarling noises and be done with it.
Here's your romance bro.
Except he doesn't actually walk toward the officer once the officer tells him to stop moving. He stops where he is and takes maybe one half step towards his kids, saying clearly reassuring things to them, and then he gets shot.
Who's racist after that guy?
LiS1 = meh game, interesting when it came out
BtS = excellent game, only people who dislike it are "oh noes, the gays get to have a vidyagaem, someone call gamergaet!!!"
LiS2 = absolute SJW garbage
And the cop is clearly agitated and he's already by his kids. There is no reason for him to take a step forward other then "the plot needs him dead so we'll make him do something retarded."
He also fires less than a second after he tells the dad to get on the ground.
not head, center mass.
are you even old enough to post here?
The whole sell for me with the first game was that I can play as a cute potentially lesbian girl with time travel hijinks.
Season 2 seems particularly unfun and with political shit up the ass. Hardly hear anyone talk about it either.
Was the game a failure?
The kids are right next to the officer, they're literally in the same direction! The cop is facing the kids and turns around to see the father is getting closer. Anyone would see his dumb ass as a threat!
I didn't care for BtS because it was about my least favourite character and a character who was only ever mentioned that I never gave a shit about (Rachel). The only thing that could have possibly made me interested in it was seeing characters like Kate, Victoria and Nathan but Kate isn't there and it's obvious the other two are there for fan service and nothing more. You get to see Nathan's dad be a dick to him and that's about it.
Even that step is kind of debatable. The dad is swaying a bit in the scene, so it's hard to say he actually took a step or was just balancing after freezing mid-walk.
So instead of shooting him in the leg and hitting a artery he should shot him in the chest and hit a organ? Brilliant.
It has a lot less "players" on steam.
Nonsense. And it is still not grounds to kill someone with their hands empty and raised without giving them time to comply with your order.
How many dicks did she suck at that party?
I imagine he was stepping over something, not stumbling and causing the cop to panic.
You're missing the point, the point is that if you're shooting someone, you're expecting to kill them. There's no 'just hit their leg' or something.
let's see you try and shoot someone in the leg from a distance whilst they're moving and you're in a high stress situation.
you don't shoot to injure, you shoot to kill.
>youtube.com
It's not nonsense, watch the damn scene. He was told not to move twice and still sneaks up on the officer while his fag kids are yelling. All three of these morons deserved to get shot for escalating the situation.
All right, so you're just baiting. I'll stop replying.
Why did point and click games had to die
Yuri - cute anime girls being cute together romantically and/or sexually in media made in Japan. Often aimed at both male and female audience.
Life is Strange - Western shit made for faggots.
Don't call LiS yuri and its fans yurifans. If only /u/ had its rules enforced and deleted everything non-Japanese.
>Why do /u/fags eat up any trash as long as it has yuri in it?
Thats how fetishism works in general
Maybe, but that was a flat lawn and he was already bobbing a bit after freezing.
>Look at all these retarded American anons, Pekka
i liked it desu, the relationship was well-developed and meaningful, the storyline puts LiS S1 in a new perspective, there's a lot of interesting "easter eggs", the d&d sections were awesome.
the downsides were the one-dimensional damon and the rushed feeling to the third act, should have been a 4 episode series, could have easily been 5 episodes.
Why are you still arguing over the cop. He shot the father because the father is brown and the cop is white and us white folk are ascared of dem browners cause we're mostly racially biased nazis.
It's the same reason why most of the white folk in the game are portrayed in a negative light, especially the conservative minded characters, because the people who created it are anti-white marxist fuckwits who see nazis in every shadow.
You probably should stop replying to that guy so I don't have to read your stupidity any longer
Gladly. His hands aren't even fucking raised, they're in prime "snatch the gun" position. You are just making things up.
They are?
Also practiced with leg shots in the military police during my military service ten years ago
My bad, I read it as that user claiming to shoot him in the chest to take him down without killing him.
inb4 samefag
you're literally retarded, probably the same kid talking about legshots.
the cop literally pulls up as a couple of beaner kids have probably murdered someone, then their dad comes running out straight at the officer.
the cop tells him not to move, he says "OFFICER THEY GOOD KIDS, THEY DINDU NUFFIN"(literally)
he keeps telling the dad not to move whilst the little shits are screaming, the dad then makes a sudden flinch forward.
There was also a kid lying on the ground, he might have been stepping over his legs or some shit.
1. I'm not a mutt.
2. US police are literally trained to shoot center mass, not legs- why would he suddenly drop all his training and regulation and go for a legshot.
3. sure you did bucko, everyone here was in the military police
>do /u/fags eat up any trash as long as it has yuri in it?
Yes.
Other kid is to the side, not between the kids and the dad. Looking at the scene again, this was also a cop who pulled a gun on children who were obeying his order to step back.
a cop who pulled a gun on a teenager and a child who just killed someone
He's very clearly not dead.
oh yeah he's just covered with blood and suffering extreme breathing difficulties. definitely not gonna die.
I did hear it makes Chloe if not more likeable at the very least more sympathetic and less of a cunt.
"Researchers found that the average time for an EMS unit to arrive on the scene from the time of a 911 call was seven minutes. This time increased to more than 14 minutes in rural settings. Nearly one in ten encounters wait up to a half hour for EMS personnel to arrive. Longer EMS response times are associated with worse outcomes in trauma patients."
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he dead senpai
What even happened to that kid? Was he paralysed or something?
That's not blood, and he fell over. He also doesn't die during or after the event.
to be honest, by the end of BtS you think "when's this bitch gonna catch a break" and then you remember she gets raped and shot like 6months later
That's nice, but he still lived. He's treated and back home by Halloween.
he's in a coma and fake blood certainly would look realistic in that high-stress situation
no he's not, he's in a coma
No, he's fine.
>If Sean decides to use Stephen's laptop, he can find a news article from October 31 revealing that Brett is out of hospital and says that he "blacked out".
>That's not blood
Yeah, but what cop is going to think "oh it's just red dye" when you see two kids standing over him while he's unconscious?
how was the pig meant to know that when he's having a spazz attack on the floor covered in blood
I thought it was just Nathan tooling photos and even then she woke up halfway through and got out.
Really? The way he was I assumed he was fucked or that he landed on a rock under him and it fucked up his spine.
2. Commenting in general to the mutt "Nobody shoots in the legs" meme
3. A quarter of the conscripts at the garrison where I did my conscription are MPs
The question was what happened to him, not whether the cop knows. Obviously it's meant to be a contributing factor to the cop freaking out. I think it's clear they took some steps to make it so the shooting wasn't some kind of unprovoked hate crime.
Yeah, I thought it was something like that at first too, but I guess it turned out those rocks he appeared to fall on weren't a problem.
I thought you were that samefag going on about muh wetback lives matter, all cops are evil
I mean either way, after all the shit that goes down in BtS her getting shot was probably the best thing that happens to her in the series.
I am, but you evidently missed the point if you thought it was about race.
Could've been this youtube.com
But sjw parasitic devs don't know what makes characters interesting let alone how to make a good story. First game at least had fun mechanic, second is just one's self insert.
So he was just being a pussy about falling and maybe landing on rock that didn't do any permanent damage? Didn't the cop die or get hospitalised, how the fuck did he survive that?
oh you're just retarded then.
you'd just act all calm if you turned up to a kid gurgling on the floor covered in what looks like blood and two kids standing over him after punching him and then their dad comes running out towards you making weird moves at you.
both cop and dad die but somehow the kid who clearly is struggling to breathe or move survives...
It did look like he fell on some rocks, so it probably hurt him and also knocked the wind out of him. As for surviving, he was already on the ground. It seemed like Daniel was doing some kind of horizontal push, so he wouldn't get hit with as much force as the cop or the cop car. He did get moved and knocked out.
That people care about characters and not politics.
I shut that thirsty bitch down
Don't forget the guy you shove at the start that makes the cop come over tells you to "go back to YOUR country."
Cute boy(?)
Wow, I didn' t even know game 2 existed. What happened?
>life is strange
>good characters
The only reason Yea Forums cares about the game is because they want to fuck Max.
It pretty accurately depicts American police officers as twitchy pussies who can only shoot their way out of a situation against an unarmed child
It doesn't have dykes and is about two spic brothers trying to go back to their country because Trump's America is shit, SHIT!!!!
Actually I want to fuck Max's wife
Also they removed the one interesting mechanic from the first game, rewinding time so you can see the immediate effect of your choice but not the long term ones.
Has the country gotten better since he came in? It actually seems like everything the right hates has increased since his election
Imagine the smell
Then you're even worse then Maxfags
different user but unashamedly chloe, cassidy, rachel and finn are the only fuckable characters
I don't know, not a burger. Does seem like if anything the left just doubled down on their shit more than anything. Wonder if they'll go even harder on it assuming Trump gets in for a second term, I don't know how good his chances are or if people are happy with him still or not.
But chloe is a cute
Thats not Kate, that sluts properly a pro at taking dick.
I don't even like Max or Chloe (personality wise) but even I'll admit Max is more fuckable then Chloe. Chloe looks like if she'd fuck a guy it would only be a nig.
his approval rating is currently 51% and alabama just banned abortions, he's gonna get 2020 for sure
>all the chicks are flat
Look It's not that I don't like small tits, but fuck I at least enjoy a bit of variety.
>not Victoria
Wasn't the left very assured that Clinton would get in?
In case you're not memeing, no it isn't.
Obsessed
And Chloe is anti gun-control.
I still don't get the clown meme
I hate this. They tricked me to buy LiS2 because of this demo. I won't buy anything from Dontnod anymore.
Maybe there'll be some gay incest out of it all though.
basically that we're living in a strange alternate-timeline that looks like a joke compared to what reality should be.
youtubers running for election in the UK.
reality TV star is the president with his competition being a boggle-eyed communist millenial.
people being arrested for teaching their dog to do a nazi salute.
you get to choose between the party that wants to ban abortion even for rape/incest victims and the party that wants "post-term abortions" where you can literally change your mind in the delivery room and they will rip out a baby that is minutes from being born and throwing it in the blender.
Non burger here, I don't care much for politics in general let alone American politics, did he deliver on many of his promises?
>playing pozzed western shit in the first place
also a non-burger.
basically yes and no. the wall will basically not happen unless it's a partial-fence. and it's a 50/50 whether there's another war dictated by israel
The swamp remains undrained and m8re fetid than ever
Life is Strange is the Gravity Falls of Video Games
S2 is a million times more interesting if you pick the bad choices. I feel bad for everyone who will miss out on Akira Daniel.
Don't forget
>white hippie faggot love interest takes your little brother to steal from their black boss
This game is literally "wait for the white man to be evil" the movie
Liking Chloe is a litmus test for poor judgement on an autistic level.
No jailbait waifus, no buy
Shotas are shit
Yikes
Ffs There was nothing SJW in the first game. The second one, yeah, but not the first.
You have shit fucking taste you dumb piece of trash.
It's really hard to believe LiS2 is written by the same people who made Chloe's "evil" step-dad in the first game secretly right about everything and a genuinely caring person who was just a little overbearing.
>calls others pieces of trash
>likes Chloe
>assaulting your stepdaughter and harassing sexual assault victims is just "overbearing"
>mary sue, the game
I bet you hated Kenny in the first season of TWD too, didn't you? You stupid motherfucker.
the point is he wasn't a black and white character
play before the storm and find out he's an ex-soldier with PTSD from his best friend being blown up by an IED and he just wants chloe to deal with the loss of her dad rather than lingering on it, and the only way he understands is with his own authoritarian methods.
he is just kind of an idiot with no emotional intelligence
NOPE
and he walks off to go give finn a blowjob whilst they smoke meth together
>twister-cop-yells-then-shoots-as-man-crawls-and-reaches-down-to-pull-his-shorts-up-because-cops-think-he-may-be-reaching-for-something.mp4
The series requireded the core elements of a comfy (and static) location, Persona type relationships with characters, an actual MYSTERY and time travel.
But some brainlet French-Canadian decided it was a series about teen superheros and politics.
No I loved Kenny, but he's based and has your back the entire time. Was also the only good part of season 2.
>implying the same people who liked Chloe wouldn't also be Janefags
Both are annoying retarded cunts, only Chloe has dyed hair.
This is edited with him actually saying shit like "S-Sorry but n-no" as he walks away isn't it?
p sure if your dad died, your best friend ditched you, you realise youre a faggot, your first dyke girlfriend dies, you get raped and then shot in a school bathroom all before you finish your teen years you'd be a cunt too
No, Gravity Falls is actually good.
>supposedly best friends dad dies
>Forced to move away
>Friends makes every effort to stay in touch with you
>Ignore them or make excuses as to why you can't get in touch while making false promises that you'll get in touch soon
>Eventually move back to home town
>Refuse to go visit said friend telling yourself you'll do it later
>Only ever get back in touch with them because you run into them through sheer coincidence and likely would not have reached out yourself
What a fucking shitty person.
but but but- apparently she was sssaaaaadddd in seattle!!!1
If they think they're a threat, they can do whatever they want. People are ducking crazy now, and cops' jobs are getting more dangerous everyday. Just last week, a cop in my city got whacked by a random black guy after checking out a domestic dispute. The Nig didn't even have anything to do with the couple, he just wanted to fucking kill him. My brother's a cop, he worked with that guy, it could've just as easily been him that got killed.
Cops are in fucking danger all the time, making constant split second decisions that could determine whether or not they die. The last fucking thing they need is a retard approaching them after being told to stop multiple times after arriving at the scene of what looks like an assault.
>Pic related
Yikes, that kid needs a real father figure
Prefect couple
All trash in the same trash can
good gaem?
>he's too autistic to comprehend the concept of anxious people trying to temporarily avoid contact out of awkwardness that causes a feedback loop that only increases the awkwardness over time
>defending shitty behaviour because someone insulted his waifu
I don't think it's shitty behavior. It's just social anxiety.
Maybe test that shit out irl for all of us to prove your point?
Chloe is an amazing cunt. I'd avoid her at all costs too.