Hey, everyone. It's me, Whiptongue Bulborb. My brother, Bulborb, is currently on vacation. While he's gone though...

That's good to hear user

show me what dat tongue do

Whiptongue bulborb how should i go asking a girl to go out with me?

*snuggles up to you and looks you deeply in the eye*
*unzipping your fly I rip your pants downward. Your hard cock is barely restrained by your underwear. I bring my tongue around it with a gentle motion.*

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Find whatever you can get your hands on to prove your innocence. May I ask what kinds of things they've been saying to your boss?

I'm glad for you user.

Everyone has times where they can't enjoy even their favorite hobbies. It can be due to sleep deprivation, general tiredness, lack of self care, or anything really. Address what is happening in your life and seek out an answer. For your cramps and aches, that may just be due to playing so many games. You might just need a break.

I have a twin? I never knew.

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Try to stick to healthy sleep schedule.
Eat healthy foods, don't eat unhealthy foods.
Bathe regularly, you will be surprised how much this affects your mood.
Keep your room and general living environment clean and tidy.
Spend more time doing something active, a short daily jog will help your metabolism a lot and help your confidence immensely. You don't have to tear yourself up, but get yourself started on a healthier life.

And don't fap to shit like this

What do pikmin taste like?
And don't give me that "it tastes like pikpik carrots" bullshit, I'm talking real Earth food.

What earth food do pikpik carrots taste like

That will be your answer

Kind of like carrots that you would find on Earth.

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There is any chance for VR hug simulator where actually you can fully feel a hug from cute girl?

beets, radishes, carrots. or any other tuber i guess

Pikmin are clearly based on ants so likely crunchy and weird

I get the "tired of vidya" feeling every now and then and it's not that bad. I just start and quit a few games, come back to it a few days later.

I've had "tired of work" feelings all week though. I've done shit all and people keep asking about stuff and I keep putting it off.
I also feel like my coworkers have too high an opinion of me and and I'm not very good at the job, just getting by. I voiced these concerns to some friends at work and they said everyone's that way, but I think they're actually smart/good so I don't know what to think.

We all get tired of work feelings. If we didn’t then it wouldn’t be work. That’s just part of the job.

Others having a high opinion of you isn’t something to be stressed about user.

Maybe you’re just doing alright, man. Don’t force yourself to stress over nothing.

Thanks bulborb. I do tend to stress out over things that haven't even happened yet.

I am very lonely and ugly. My family hates that i am not that relgious and all i do is play games. what do i do?

What is your ranking of the pikmin trillogy?

You're doing your best Whiptongue, and that's all that really matters in the end.

2>3>1

I am not able to give the best advice on this situation, but try some things to better yourself. For example, as mentioned by others earlier, try eating well and bathing daily. Maybe you showing that you are bettering yourself would give you a better relationship with your family. Whiptongue Bulborb is not an expert, however. Take my advice with a grain of salt.

Should I quit my shit management job to play video games and watch the kids all day, Whiptongue Bulborb?

I wish girls liked me Whiptounge

The girl i liked just called me her brother after i confessed to her, i dont know if i should cry or rape her. what do i do