ITS
May 17th Mojang "Big Reveal"
Thomas Gray
Samuel Reed
HERE WE COME BOYS
Hunter Ward
TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
youtube.com
John Green
Christopher Martinez
Didn't it get leaked it's just some augmented reality thing? I'm a stevebro but if they were going to put him in smash it would be E3 for sure.
Hudson Phillips
there's 2 big announcements
Justin Murphy
FLAOTguy was right.
Noah Bailey
Never gonna happen. Gottem.
Brandon Cooper
the only surprising thing in that pic is that minecraft was released in 2009 and not 2011
Benjamin Hernandez
Nicholas Gutierrez
Honestly the only thing I hate about this steve is how much of a stout manlet he is, Steve is supposed to be rectangular, this one is much more square, even extending just the legs would help a bunch
Jonathan Moore
you're not getting in fuck off
Sebastian Kelly
>Fucktards still are using the fire Xbox logo when it was just a fucking Game of Thrones promo for a GoT themed XBONE.
Brandon Brown
based
Dominic Torres
The Fire Xbox logo was confirmed to be about the Game of Thrones game.
Thomas Martinez
Wyatt Carter
This, it looks like whoever made this model accidentally squashed his body when they were making it and just left it like that.
Zachary Roberts
I want Steve to get in solely because no one actually wants him.
Gavin Peterson
>post yfw nothing smash related happens tomorrow and stevefags get btfo
Oliver Gomez
Im completely indifferent to Steve getting in Smash, but I honestly just want to see the autistic fit Yea Forums would have if it happens
Joshua Howard
Steve, Edelguard, Rex, and Erdrick. Calling it now.
Landon Edwards
cope banjoids cope
Nathan Morris
it's minecon announcement and the AR announcement
sorry stevebro :(
Jack Brown
BEEN
ONE WEEK
Grayson Mitchell
COOE BANJO COPE COPE
Hunter Cooper
Hey guys, it's me the REAL MINECRA-
>Steve from minecraft, yes. THAT minecraft steve
>bends over in pain
OH GOD-AAAAAA
>his stomach inflates
AOOUAHHHAHH
>a hard obejct is coming from his ass
>it's visible through his pants
>jiggies from banjo start to come out of minecraft steve's asshole
>m.youtube.com
Jackson Clark
With his whole rivalry going on, I really want both to get in, just to see what will happen.
Jacob Garcia
With what? Facts?
Nicholas Roberts
If Steve isn't announced tomorrow, you'll just insist to wait for E3
If he isn't announced at E3, you'll just say to wait for Minecon
If he isn't announced at Minecon, you'll just say to wait for TGA
In conclusion, no matter what happens Steveposting is here to stay until either him or Banjo gets announced
Carter Harris
>wanting the model to look more visually appealing
seems you're missing the point my friend
Jose Bennett
Jose Hughes
>Erdrick
Nathaniel Green
People tore the webpage apart a week ago and found everything, it's looks like ust more VR shit.
Angel White
>fire Xbox logo
It was for GoT, go check the Xbox Twitter account again.
Connor Bennett
what are you, a furry with a inflation fetish and or vore?
Lucas Walker
Even if Steve was in Smash, they wouldn't announce him less than a month from E3.
Oliver Barnes
as much as I fucking hate this steve shit, man I love your post so goddamn much I want to give it a wet fat kiss for the sake of coming to a full fucking circle. To think not too long ago people were posting pic related with "never ever"
Jonathan Nguyen
Stevecucks IRL
John Edwards
OKAY GREAT
COOL
WHATEVER GETS YOU AND THE FURRY FUCKS TO STOP
FUCK
Liam Gutierrez
based
Camden Murphy
Mt source says Steve being revealed during Nintendo portion of E3
Oliver Stewart
>Banjo already out for the count with google leak being fake
>Steve will be out tomorrow
Tomorrow's going to be a good day
Joseph Torres
Yeah well my source says that you're a pee pee poo poo head
Zachary Johnson
>It's this guy again
Kevin Hill
They wouldn't pick Edelgard over Byleth and Rex is already a dlc mii costume.
Bentley Clark
How dare you soil FF8 music with your shitposts.
Parker Gray
My source can be shit no doubt but predicted some stuff correctly for Mario maker direct so I don't think bs
Nathaniel Cruz
GOOD FUCKING COPYPASTA YOU DUMBFUCK
KEEP USING IT IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD, WE ALL FUCKING
L O V E I T
IT'S OBVIOUS YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS EQUAL TO THE FUCKING CARNIVOROUS PLANT THAT YOUR ANNOYING ASS IMAGE IS BASED ON
Chase Sanchez
seethe harder, he's never ever getting in. Not even as a spirit
Joseph Hernandez
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT????? DID YOU MEAN TO REPLY TO SOME OTHER DIPSHIT? I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT ANY OF THE SHIT CHARACTERS YOU SMASHFAGS WORHSIP ON A TOTEM POLE AT ALL> I WAS YELLING AT THE NUMBNUT THAT POSTS THE SAME SHIT IN EVERY
GOD DAMN
THREAD
EVERY
GOD DAMN
DAY
NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT THAT'S GETTING YELLED AT FOR FUCKING NOTHING
Josiah Rodriguez
cope too
Jack Hughes
>anyone ever announcing a Smash character before Nintendo
Aaron Barnes
STEEEEEEEEEEEVE
GAAAAAAAAAAANG
Thomas Bennett
My birthday :)
Sebastian Taylor
Steves rise up!
Its time to crash this roster faggotry, with no survivors!
Jason Gutierrez
Good, more fucking buzzwords. That's all you can throw out when you're backed up against a corner, isn't it? Let's see how long you can keep this up, because all the bloody, slimy BABIES on this site have such a limited fucking vocabulary anyway.
Brandon Rogers
happy birthday, user
Jason Martinez
>w-we're a parody!!
>i-it's OC!!
Ethan Ross
BASED
Julian Garcia
Gavin Baker
Monty python's flying circus?
Samuel Perez
thank you buddy
Oliver Lee
If Stinky Steve would happen surely Nintendo would be the one to announce him. But never ever exploded meme picks are out of the realm of possibility, drop it
Gabriel Turner
Way to go, retard. Next time you reply to a fucking post, MAKE SURE IT'S ON-TOPIC
William Garcia
These pictures will age bad, can’t wait to see how this place will look
Luis Torres
what else do you expect? stevefags are just antirosterfag shitposters. No matter what deconfirmations come their way, they'll find an excuse as to why because they just want to piss people off
Caleb Rivera
like how the google theory art aged horribly?
Aiden Reed
Serious question, if steve was in smash what would your dream moveset be for him?
I'm thinking he uses multiple items from minecraft to support himself ingame, mob eggs and tnt. etc
and his final smash is him using /ban with a unique ban reason for that character
Ayden Bell
Clearly they are the chads of this board.
Gavin Wright
>parasites screaming the same thing every fucking day
>""""""""""""""based""""""""""""""""
You fucking wish
Jayden Ramirez
I want Steve to be announced just so this fucking meme will die.
Jayden Robinson
u mad?
Jack Russell
You dumb niggers are still trying to be funny about your fake delusions about steve getting into smash? "I was just pretending to be retarded, user." "Muh game's contributions to the medium as a whole." Fuck off.
Henry Johnson
>we're just shitposting I swear
Benjamin Collins
I'VE BEEN MAD ALL FUCKING DAY. LOOK AT MY GODDAMN NAME. ARE YOU A FUCKING MOLE????? GOD GAVE YOU EYES FOR A FUCKING REASON
Austin Smith
>Side smash
Pick Axe Swings
>Up smash
Sword Swing
>Down Smash
Block Placement
>Neutral B
Bow and Arrow
>Side B
Pet dog charge
>Up B
Ender Pearl
>Final Smash
Block Party: A group of builders rush the stage like Duck hunt's and transport them to a plain field where Steve and other builders create a city really fast, all before Steve steps on pressure that blows it up with TNT
Dominic Gray
Carter Wright
A BRAND NEW GAME FROM THE CREATORS OF MINECRAFT
Kayden Thompson
COOL PICTURE, FATASS. TOTALLY LOOKED NOTHING LIKE THE LAST ONE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING TOUR OF YOUR WHOLE ART MUSEUM.
Joshua Howard
Hudson Roberts
I wish Nintendo will show all DLC characters so I won't need to wait more time to laugh at stevecucks.
James Butler
Go fuck your discord and pretend to not be retarded
Kayden Barnes
Oliver Bell
Ok for reals, no shitposting or Fooling. What is so bad about Steve? He's not even a bad choice and he could bring some fun stuff to the game. I mean whoever saw villager as a fighter, He plays pretty well! As long as he plays well, brings in some new stuff, he'll be fine.
Only thing that I will bring up is no matter what Minecraft will have more representation than all of FF
Leo Collins
i wish we could see all the dlc so i can get my disappointment out of the way now
Adam Ramirez
>still using the censored version
into the trash it goes.
Lincoln Moore
>ITS
Not happening. Not yet, anyway. Nintendo wouldn't drop a smash character at a non-nintendo event with no hints prior
>but the game awards
They hinted at a reveal for the game awards, everyone thought it'd be metroid but wound up btfo with Smash. No such hints exist for this
Matthew Edwards
Post uncensored version then because I seen only censored one.
Lucas Young
Atleast you still have hope. My pick was already 100% deconfirmed from the start.
Nolan Taylor
Unironically nothing. Japan loves him
Andrew King
>seen only censored one
Really makes you think dosn't it?
Landon Davis
kiryu's like 90% deconfirmed, he could be such a great character but im not getting my hopes up as i know his chances diminished after joker
Gavin Reed
Oh no one hates Steve, We just hate these guys .
Ayden Collins
His source material is pretty weak. At best we will have souless mix of link and villager because some of moves will be made up.
Minecraft ASMR music doesn't really fit into smash style (unless it will get heavy remix what will basically remove the Minecraft soul from it)
Stages maybe can be interesting (nether with ghast bombarding stage or the end with Ender dragon flying and doing stuff).
For me there are characters who will be more fitting into smash and with better source material for moveset, stages and music. For example Rash from battletoads.
Justin Stewart
>minecraft asmr music doesnt really fit
tell that to the minigame music
youtube.com
Jose Gray
someone post the minecraft steve discord server
Justin Baker
only thing I would hate about Steve is if he plays like a zoner on steroids. I have a goldfish brain and play predominately melee-based characters so Steve blocking me out would hurt. Nothing against Steve himself though, would greatly prefer Banjo but if Banjo gets beat out by Steve then that's not a bad alternative :)
Matthew Cruz
it didn't stop grinch memes from appearing everywhere
sometimes the memes are products of their times, they're not always designed to last forever like the "that feel when" guy
Benjamin Morgan
Alexander Howard
I enjoy the Steveposting because rosterfags are a blight on the Smash community, and I realize all the hints at Steve are fabricated to annoy them but I'd really enjoy Steve if he got in. I imagine a block placement gimmick could be a lot of fun to toy with and a potion-chug special of some sort which heals a little would be a cute addition.
Steve could be prime Smash material if done right.
Mason Brown
Because no memes ever die off or are a product of their CRINGY time
Isaac Rodriguez
Heh karkat
Isaac Diaz
Ooh a Battletoads rep would be wild. The stage better be based on one of the less broken levels
Isaiah Wilson
homestuck? in my rosterfag thread? it's more likely than you think
Benjamin Ortiz
It's already the 17th and nothing is going to fucking happen, fuck off with your bullshit
Alexander Cox
Oh no don't worry, they will pretend
>OF COURSE WE ARENT GETTING REVEALED AT A NON-NINTENDO EVENT! WAIT FOR E3
Cameron Evans
there's nothing surprising about that unless you're new
Ryder Ward
Google theory is still strong stevey
>BUT THE GOOGLE EMPLOYEE
All he did was tell us the possibility that it could be faked, it's not an actual deconfirmation
Jason Hughes
Minecraft doesnt need a character representation, it can be represented fine with mii costumes, and a stage
Christopher Smith
shut the fuck up steve
Jaxson Kelly
Aren't the creatures behind these images dilating discord trannies?
Isaac Hill
yes both banjofags and stevefags are discord trannies