Why do the Smash community have such an issue with basic hygiene?

>combine fighting game community (inb4 durr smash isn't a fighting game) autism and nintendo neckbeards
>expecting anything less than a disaster

This
Any competitive scene full of hardcore neckbeard autists smells like shit.
Magic the Gathering has much the same problem.

There's an old proverb where I come from.
"A MtG player and a Melee player walk into a bar. The building is condemned by the CDC."

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Do tabletop gaming enthusiasts smell worse than Smashfags?

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I don't remember the last time I went 3 days without showering but I have issues leaving the house unwashed. I worry about how unpleasant I am to the people around me.

Autism, bad parents and we failed men in our society

Also single moms

They are mostly entitled whitebois who think only black people smell.

Black people have a weird musk to them no other person on earth has

When I was 12 I had gone 2 weeks straight without showering.
I felt so fresh and happy after getting a shower,

Why they don't wash? Because they are socially unaware and never bothered with society's standards, they don't fit with people everyday and common life sense so things as obvious as a simple hand wash doesn't even cross their mind, it's like that guy at work who always stinks you know? He doesn't realize he smells like a dead rat.
As well as and mostly because of lazyness.

You will notice that all the greasy, dirty and smelly piece of shits are fat fucks, coincidence?
Fuck them, don't be afraid to bully these dirty asses and tell them to fucking take a shower and stop living like pigs, even savanna animals know to bathe in rivers...

You're telling me that supposedly intelligent beings can't take 5 minutes to do their hygiene task?

I had to quit going to my locals because I was tired and even afraid to get some kind of parasite from all the filthy losers around.

This right here
Worked retail for a while, we could call them "nose blind".

Not counting washing my hands and face at least 3 times a day, I only shower / take a bath once a week and my hygiene is impeccable. It's actually not good to clean yourself too much, but if you wash yourself properly for at least 45 minutes to an hour, you're good to go. Never had issues with bad smell or being dirty.

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I remember working at a food pantry/used clothing shop. One day this fat retarded girl comes in during the middle of summer in nothing but a bathing suit. As soon as she entered the door the rank smell off unwashed ass and never deodorized armputs filled the air, it was enough to make one man throw up and many other costumers to leave the floor. I can only imagine how bad any gaming event would smell like, let alone smash.

why do people hate autistic people soo much

>It's actually not good to clean yourself too much

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Showering every day is bad for the skin as it washes essential oils away and dries it out. This is why I shoot for every other day, sometimes three days.

>giving away my gamer musk
Make me.

This is some hippie new age shit.

Who's more autistic, the people who enjoy things or the people who shit themselves retarded over other people enjoying things.

I stopped showering a few years ago, I don't care anymore

>the smell bothers normies!

Many aspects of normies bother me, so I don't care

Just because that (may) work for you, doesn't mean showering weekly is the fucking solution for everyone else.

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The body covers the skin with oil to keep it pliable and waterproof. Soap removes that oil allowing the skin to dry out.

To an extent he's right

Y'all know there's more to hygiene than showering, right?

I shower twice a week, but my clothes are impeccable, I eat healthy, my sheets don't smell like shit and that goes for my apartment too. You can take a shower everyday if you want, but if your environment, clothing, and food is shit, all that goes to waste.

Also, the same with my hair. I use apple cider vinegar on it once or twice a week. I have a deep cleanse charcoal shampoo. Most days I just let my hair be or do a deep hot water sink and put some argon oil afterwards. I have gotten a ton of compliments for how soft my hair is.

Unless you don’t have access to water (in which case how tf are you posting on this site) or you’re in the military and have been deployed in some shithole, why the fuck aren’t you showering everyday? Don’t give me that oil bullshit because even your shower gel is designed to make your body smooth and clean as fuck. The only exception here of course is your hair - do that shit every other day because you will end up with wire for hair.

it's shea butter

Im gonna be honest, ive played a couple sports but also went to cons and stuff, and its like no matter how bad your hygiene is or how bad you sweat during practice, only a select few guys are cursed to absolutely REEK of onions, feet and shit. Some people just draw really bad luck.

The fighting game section of any arcade always smells like a locker room

The actual reason you don't shower is because you're lazy. You just heard some info once that you are using to justify being lazy. Yes, showering often does "dry you out" a little bit. But if you use proper soaps, bodywash/facewash, you can totally eliminate those minor drawbacks. Also, you basically elminate acne and shit by using proper stuff in the shower.

nobody hates autistic people just for existing. but imagine trying to do something in public and having a smelly as fuck person near you. its literally 3rd world nigger tier

100% these guys have never gotten laid. Yup, that's a bad thing. It wouldn't be bad if they tried to follow normal grooming standards. You deserve to die without reproducing, the world does not need any more of your filth (literally)

based

Showering is a waste of time, I'll just get dirty again afterwards. Plus, showering is bad for your skin.

>2015 was 8 years ago

Based.

The longest I've gone without a shower was 3 months. Even then, I showered inconsistently (once a week). I didn't care about what people thought about me, because I didn't care what I looked like. I was out of a job, out of school, doing absolutely nothing. I'm taking them once a day now, but it's still a struggle sometimes.

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I always shower before leaving the house, but that means I can sometimes go a month without showering at worst.

No? I literally said I shower every other day at most three days.

The best part is stinky nerds who don't think they smell because everyone's too polite to say anything.

youtube.com/watch?v=QkZB6YxtWKI

I only shower once a week.
Should I be a competitive smash player?

>living in a first world country with the hygiene of a third worlder
>muh oils
>muh too much bathing is cancerous

You're the anti-vaxxers of hygiene.

stinky day

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I only shower twice a month. Showering too much is bad for your skin and hair.
People say my skin and hair is so soft and girls love to feel it and compliment me.

Having good hygiene is now part of the official Yugioh tournament ruleset

ahchealthenews.com/2017/07/10/showering-every-day-detrimental-health/

no it's cocoa butter

YOu got to wash your ass if you must

That's disgusting, you're disgusting.

The competition must get eviscerated before anyone even gets through the front door.

Chicks like the natural smell of men if you think otherwise you a zoomer or normie

Thats disgusting, but if it keeps normalcucks away it might be a good thing. Crop dust thots too if you can.

that doesn't include stale sweat or crusted shit

I can't even sleep unless I take a shower first. I feel itchy. Same after a workout.

I shower every day in the morning, and again if I have to take a big shit after getting home from work. I wash my hair every 2nd day.
I haven't had any skin problems, dry skin, hair problems, acne etc etc since I was a teenager.
Making excuses for your laziness and poor hygiene based on dumb ass articles is fucking typical for a waste of space, beta neckbeard.
Keep yourself clean so others don't have to suffer when you decide to leave your basement.

PS. I'm also 6ft3 and my wife was a virgin when we started going out. You too can have this. If you wash.

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>wasting water

STINKY DAY

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I infer you don't have newer posts if you post ~4 yo ones?

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Who the fuck dont shower everyday and use deodorant? No one wants to smell your rancid sweat unless you're a 2D anime girl

>You make valid points but you're a white male
The state of discourse in 2019

>Still, for the average person, Dr. Brodsky recommends showering no more than twice a week.

Imagine the smell

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The reason you smell is because your body's constantly running on replenish mode. It's constantly producing (too much) oil everywhere because you totally scrub yourself clean with soap every day.

I think it has to do with the large amount of sweat produced when I work and workout but nah, can't be

blah blah blah, go back to reading Woman's Day

Yo how do you people not bathe and have your crotch not turn into a literal rash filled hell?

I mean, just take a look at your average nintenbrony thread here and it's very easy to understand. Their sense of humor is completely off, they are extremely emotional, which is a telltale sign of imaturity, they obsess over specific characters for absolutely no reason whatsoever, which is a sign of mental disabilities such as autism/asperger's, and overall everything feels extremely off and you can tell you're dealing with "special" individuals. It's just more of the same kind of people such as bronies and sonic fans.

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Use baby wipes?

You're fucking stupid mate. It's the soaps and shampoos that cause our skin and scalps to go dry.

>Why do the Smash community have such an issue with basic hygiene?

Most Weebs I know here in germany do smell bad and almost never clean their own place.

Yeah and they are Nintendo hardcore fans. Well and sony to be honest.

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competitive Smash unironically attracts man-children

cringe but redpilled.

If I could smell Yea Forums I would leave and never come back.

They're either the cleanest motherfuckers of all time who will kick your ass if you even sweat a little bit and greaseballs with raw chicken in their pockets, no inbetween

When I was in high school and went to summer camp for a week I intentionally didn't shower because when I got home I wanted to take a bath, rub off all the grime, and see if I could still see the bottom of the tub.

I don't do that shit no more. I shower/bathe twice a day.

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The main creator of Pokemon is literally autistic, as in, literally diagnosed.
Showering everyday doesn't make him less autistic.
As far as I'm concerned, the world deserves to smell me. It's punishment for your retarded ways.

smash players are largely trump voting /pol/ crossboarders so it makes sense

How do you jews not shower every fucking day

how do you smell that bad?
I can not shower for 2 days, throw on some deoderant and the only way you'd be able to smell my BO is if you sniff my ass or armpits closely.
Is it a fat person thing, a white person thing?

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It probably is all to do with diet, perspiration smells different depending on what you ate

White people apparently smell like dairy or cheese

>genetic fallacy: the world

It largely depends on the overall environment. It's entirely possible to go without showering for a week without much of a problem if the house & bedsheets are clean. Someone who showers before they go to bed will likely still smell if they haven't washed the sheets in 3 months while a smoker will always smell like scum no matter how much they shower,

Girls who like that shit sex aren't normies and would love my crack smell.