Why are there no black Mario characters?

What the fuck is this image?
>Poorly photoshopped images
>Jr that big
>Toad that big

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Would Mario still save this princess?

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Negroids are considered a faux pas in Japan

Black people don't exist in the Mushroom Kingdom. That's why the only crime is done by lizards, and even then it's just kidnapping that happens once a console generation.

where's that peach outfit from?

t.enraged black

Or, maybe, the same black people are monkeys joke isn't funny the 8972072076027501740394th time

>black people are monkeys
Im glad you agree, ape

Go back

does your wife's son know you're on Yea Forums?

The first Mario character was black you faggot

Go back to Africa.

They do need to go back to Africa, thanks for agreeing again!

All humans are monkeys you dumbass

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i love how resetera fags like you are trying to act like saying offensive words somehow means you're a newfag

Goombas are black

based /pol/ living in your head rent free

Saying offensive words doesn't make you a newfag, but it does make you a unoriginal cunt

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after 10+ years on the site I'm finally getting bored of Yea Forums. It's the same troll vacuum as always, the rabid sub 20 IQ racists perpetuate the site, nothing really gets discussed, and the topics of conversation are usually deeply boring.

to young people that go on Yea Forums: honestly reddit is a better community as you choose topics more easily, it's more easily moderated and you're not bombarded with offensive, casually racist bullshit.

get out here while you still can, social networking is easy when you have confidence. Anonymity doesn't work out and leads to boring, shallow people.

Instead of being on Yea Forums, go and socialise, walk around the neighborhood. anything other than lurking here

Gonna pop into this den of rerardation and say a Black princess would be cute as hell and potentially my new fave

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lool found the tranny

There is a black character though. Mario has always been black.

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There was the Toad in Mario Party 1

Gr8 b8 m8

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I crave bananas...

No? What the fuck?

Dilate

Did donkey Kong dye his fur, or is he wearing a different outfit?

Nope, still funny

Toadbert. He was in partners in time and bowser’s inside story

What are our common ancestors?

Donkey Kong exists for a reason user.

Wtf google is rasict?

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>make a political bait thread
>omg opinions differing from mine it must be /pol/

Charge your phone and go to sleep.

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Rasicm

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who all these Toads?

Peach is cute in prison stripes.

This. He is probably Sicilian which makes him half blank.

The average suburban family
Cap toad is dad
Toadette is mom

Sorry, did you ask something? I was too busy admiring a pair of tits to notice.

I gotchu...
*unzips dick*

By your dumb fucking logic we're all fish

>forgetting Mario

YOOOOO!

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Explain this...
Not apes:
Homo erectus
Apes:
Homo sapiens
Neanderthals

Mario doesn’t take kindly to no fucking moolies, capeesh?

We are related to apes, yes. That does not make us apes. We are a distinct species you fucking idiot. Dinosaurs were related to birds therefore they're birds hurrrr

>oh look it's another race bait thread on Yea Forums!
can this shit seriously fuck off already? I would kill to just have console war threads than this fucking faggoty threads like this

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CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE DUDE HOLY SHIT!!!

>>make a political bait thread
I didn't make this thread, you literal retard

It's too late now, adding a black character would look too suspiciously like virtue signaling.

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Because Miis exist

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Because the Mario universe needs to be family friendly.

I guess that black jokes make you go ape, huh?

WE WUZ KOOPAS.
He WUZ a a gud boi, he was getting coins for dem programs. He wuz out hepin’ de old folks mow they mushrooms for koopa kollege when this raciss cracka come an stomp on him!

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>DK listens to a boombox
>DK has a rap song

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This

Disgusting. You’ve ruined her.

what is this awful image

Hmm what sweetie?

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Daisy used to be tan.

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