Has anybody else played this?

Just don't push too hard when taking a shit
or sit on the toilet for too long. Definitely don't try and rush either. When taking a shit, relax, let your body do it's thing and you will never need to know because you seriously, seriously don't.

Exactly you’ll know in about 20-25 years

Looks like another meme title with little effort put into the localization, just like they did with Maitetsu.

Also don’t hold your shit in for long amounts of time, if you have to shit just get to the bathroom and let it out, but most people get hemmoroids at some point anyways

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Yes, you have no idea how badly too.

I’ve played the game, the translation is accurate. Although the whole “hemorrhoid” thing is just a set up in the beginning. It starts with you having to push in her suppository then you slowly get more and more sexual, it heals pretty fast but she still keeps asking you to put it in. Then you just start having full blown sex

So why don't they just make a sex game without the incest, cuckoldry, implied pedophilia and deformed Pennywise styled Balloon heads?
Why are there so few normal visual novels about normal beautiful women? What drives Japs to swarm around grotesque fetishes like this?

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wouldn't happen to know any games for that feel would you?
>onii chan i have to take a shit real bad but i'm scared so i need you to come to the bathroom with me and watch and maybe stroke your dick too cause i hear that scares away bad spirits

Yea Forums had this thread like 2 days ago and they don't know the difference between a hermorrhoid and a bloody shit
>I actually looked it up
I hate you Yea Forums, I didn't need to know, if you can do your squats without shitting your blood your fine btw

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Play this game, I don’t know the exact Japanese name but the English translation is something like “eroge, sex and games makes sexy games” they made a hentai series out of it but the hentai was toned down by a lot. The vn is in English and fully uncensored and it has lots of normal sex but also all types of fetish stuff including but not limited to bdsm, loli, piss, feet, dick cheese, (some) Futa, and yes scat, which can be turned off although I don’t think you’ll turn it off.

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does it have a kino ClariS opening?
youtube.com/watch?v=DeGw8-KwxM4

thanks i have a feeling i'll really enjoy this.

You will, it’s one of my favorites and I usually don’t like too much fetish things, but it portrays them in such a way that makes it really hot. But I did turn off the scar because I don’t fuck with that

Anything from Clockup is pure kino, even their nukige titles.
Can't wait to see Maggot Baits mosaics free.

don't fall for it, this eroge have surprise trap shit. play Ochiru Hitozuma or Grisaia no Kajitsu instead.

How do I help my little sister with her hemorrhoid? Do I rub my white cream inside her womb?

>you will never push back your cute little sister hemorrhoids back using your dick
Why even

drink Kombucha
get more fiber
eat your fucking veggies, fag!
drink more water
stop filling your mouth with carbs and anything with made with flour. If you want to eat bread, eat whole wheat bread.

shit like a pajeet and you will never have one.

user I did say in my post that there was “Futa” which is “trap shit” and there’s literally only one Futa scene in the game as I recall

>So why don't they just make a sex game without the incest, cuckoldry, implied pedophilia and deformed Pennywise styled Balloon heads?

because it's not fun? Forget about it, you are too mentally cucked by modern western society. Keep playing for "the experience".

It's what you get for staying too long on the shitter reading magazines or browsing Yea Forums.

>tfw the manga one will never be translated
>this eroge have surprise trap shit
Only if you're retarded.

No it's not
>anal premise
>game isn't anal fun, just boring pussy fucking
Waste of time

I didn’t even know there was a manga for this, is it uncensored? I can read moon but I can’t stand mosaics or censors of any kind

>fat fuck that eats all sorts of awful stuff
>sit on toilet for 30 minutes at a time
>no hemorrhoids
I feel like i'm going to get 50 at once

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Imagine this situation

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>Anal related title
>No anal
why

I have to eat my greens because I have no gallbladder. No issues there.

Not a manga for this game. But a game using a similar premise. Group of girls making doujin manga. Instead of eroge.

Has anyone played this?
I’m still waiting for the uncensored translation to come out

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Looks pretty based.

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> I have no gallbladder
God, I love crippled anons so much. You guys are really interesting

How does that affect your daily life?

I don't have to, I have lived it. The passing of the poop is not the painful part, but the wiping.

Was it made by the same company that made the eroge one?

I have really horrible shits if I eat too much oily/fatty foods. Greens and foods high in fiber help mitigate it. That's about it.

Wouldn't using the bidet be helpful in that case?

Even with a bidet you have to wipe to dry your ass

Ever since I changed my shitting habits and diets I stopped getting these.

Yeah but with a towel, it's more soften.

how do I heal an anal fissure? I've had one for months

Have your older brother put suppositories in your butt

i just want to see the cgs

>anal fissure
this sounds like a late game ability

drink a lot of orange juice

>modern western society """cucks""" you out of desiring normal healthy relationships with attractive women
>molesting small children with dysphoric proportions that are genetically related to you and getting off to literal cuck shit is ""fun""
You fucking retarded 1.6m tall island mongoloids can't even see how terminally insane you are, can you? It's a shame America stopped at Nagasaki - we should've just marched right on ahead and stuck bayonets into your degenerate manlet throats.

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>we should've
>we
you didn't do shit cuckboy
now go back to your cuckshed

Have you watched the hentai yet?
Its fucking great

go play the cinematic experience, user. It looks like you cannot differentiate between fiction and reality.

There was some recent thing about not pushing being bad advice these days as everyone is different and some people have to. I dont remember where I read it but it boils down to just do whatever you've always done. If it's not broke dont fix it

Not yet, I’m not a big fan of censor

I always thought it was a giant pimple on ur ass

Thank you. Tired of the government trying to control how I shit.

Fucking retard

Fingering your anus with some lube does help to relieve the pain and itching.

That is far better advice, I concede.

That’s what I told my mom when she walked in on me last night... she didn’t believe me now the whole family thinks I’m gay (the boner probably didn’t help)

Eat more fiber, less processed grains.

I've had this lump right above my butthole the past few months. It doesn't hurt so I've just kinda left it there. I jiggle it a bit when I'm washing my ass. It's like a nub.

>Everyone thinks hemorrhoids are painful
Try having calcium stones in your shit for years.

Playing with your own ass is 100% straight. Now if you think about men or have sex with one it's 200% homosexual.

You need to no scope your way out

No, I'm not into anal.
Yes, I would check on my sister if she asked for my help as I did many times before with her other body parts

Elaborate

Let's be honest, the only people that will play this game are genuine pedophiles.

This is actually disgusting. I can't believe this is even a thing.

Weebs actually think anime girls with hemorrhoids are sexy? You people are fucked up.

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>You people are fucked up
You are aware of where you are, yes?

You're just too stupid to understand that helping someone with a hemorrhoid is a very personal thing and will most definitely bring your relationship to another level.

>"My chest hurts"
>Take a look, caress them, give her a kiss in her forehead and make her some tea, ask her if she is better and if she's not and feels worse that I'll call a doctor
>"My stomach hurts"
>Take a look, caress it, give her kiss, tea and doctor
>"My feet"
>"My head"
Not really worth elaborating

Yes a cream pie that Cunny level relationship

>you people
when will these retards learn to stop outing themselves?

So you caressed your sisters breast and feet?

lol

Why don't you kiss her where she hurts? Maybe that's all she needs to feel better.

Metroid spinoff

How does this compare to diarrhea and constipation at the same time

>caress
elaboration needed

Yes?
I do sometimes, if she wants me to
It means to touch affectionately

Calcium stones are much worse. Imagine a large shit, but it's laden with hard, white spikes and rips your guts and asshole on the way out. I've been shitting those for 19 years straight.

How old is your sister?

have you slept with her yet? you do know that's where all this is heading right

10 years old

What do you eat to get literal stones in your ass?

Has she ever had a bad dream and asked to sleep with you the rest of the night?

Is she cute?

Yes

How do devs get away with making pedo games like this

Now I know you're lying, you're just trying to turn me on and get these doujin scenarios in my head.

i'm talking about this not nighttime cuddles

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Because there's nothing pedo about masturbating to drawings.

Calcium

They aren't really at the moment since grorious nihon is smacking down on this stuff to make themselves look better before the olympics

Too bad for them the damage is already done and you can't save face

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Easy, they're not pedo. If they were they would only be available on PC either through dlsite or physically at Comiket and certain Japanese stores.
If it was porn it wouldn't be on a console.

No, I'm not a pedo

Not illegal to bust a nut to drawings

Drawings depicting children you mean, unless OP isnt a child. Certainly looks the part

Sop with the retarded Olympics bullshit, loli shit is still being made everyday and nothing has changed.

Animes are not humans they have oversized eyes and no nose.

It's a pretty fucking good nukige. Girls talking about masturbating are hot as fuck.

>Humans are somehow allowed to shoot and kill other humans in video games
How do these murderers get away with it?

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>dick cheese
?????
I feel like anyone who has ever seen smegma IRL would realize there's nothing attractive about it. Yuck!

Underage fuck off

Based calcium deposit bro

I didnt say you would actively go rape kids, I called you a pedo for enjoying this stuff. Big difference.

Based, who here /strainsohardveinsbulgeoutofforehead/ while pooping?

I don't often say this but I sincerely hope you consider suicide.

You're a psycho for enjoying killing, then.

>People would enjoy killing other people in real life because they enjoy killing virtual people in a video game
How do devs get away with making games for psychopaths?

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Drastic difference between sexualised KIDS and shooting BAD guys

ITS PAYNE
WHACK 'IM

I want to lick her hemorrhoid and massage it with my tongue.

>Bad
What ever helps you sleep at night you psychopath.

>implying people are bad because they're not on the same side as you

How do brainlets get away with making shit posts like this

Not a rebuttal, I also dont care to argue with you simpletons anymore. bb

they're bad as soon as they open fire. self defence breh.

me after eating half a jar of jalapenos

>He shot first officer, it was just like my video games, he was evil
user, stop trying to justify your bloodlust. You need help.

you keep replying thats how

If you haven't played it, Euphoria has a few scat scenes. Hell, one is straight up the hottest petplay scene i've seen in a translated VN.

I think Captive Market has that. The dog tag one.

self defence laws would agree so yea. he was evil and needed to go. can't smash that cunny under any circumstance however.

>he was evil and needed to go
user, the police aren't going to accept that when you are brought in after shooting your school.

>bait them into breaking into my place
>then shoot them
BASED

>I think Captive Market has that. The dog tag one.
But does it have a scene where the girl being forced into petplay gets literally dog shit put into her so she passes it back out and is forced to eat dog biscuits?

underrated

do you wait for every enemy to shoot you first
you must be bad at video games

Yes? because unlike you I handicap myself cause Im just to damn good at games.

>he needs the surprise attack to get the edge in a battle
sounds like you're the ones whos bad sir. i welcomed the challenge of a good firefight with bullets wizzing by my head.

you must not enjoy stealth games then

most stealth games or games with stealth I've played i can kill people as they're reacting to me. I.e "you're not supposed to be here, prepared to be destroyed" line from Metal Arms glitch in the System after sneaking into Mill city. also many stealth games deal with terrorism or people who have already killed justifying their death as they are a threat to security. (in the case of Metal Arms Mills were oppressing and slaughtering the droids so its no different than the polish fighting against the nazis)

>Metal Arms glitch in the System
You have a camera in my room or some shit? I just hooked up my gamecube and CRT yesterday to fucking play this fucking game. what the fuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=nRujhK6wJCk

You just reminded me that I was going through the loli route a few years ago, I don't think it was as good as I was hoping.

that's your tail trying to grow back

nice, its one of my favorite games of all time. i wish they made a sequel.

>wipe
Dab, retard

Nobody cares faggot stop taking dicks in your ass and maybe they'd go away

What is this, pedophilia for ants

Then why do they need to look underage?

When my friend sold all his gamecube stuff that is the one (1) game he kept. He let me borrow it and his house got broken into and a bunch of shit was stolen and to this day he's grateful that I had it at that time.

Literally stop putting shit in your butt and eat a ton of fiber/metamucil. If you strain while pooping, you'll tear it open again.

because it's cute

As someone with a number of health issues, I don't think I can fap to this. 'roids suck. They aren't fun. I went through half a bottle of witch hazel today.

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What happened?

Maybe don't.

I actually have several in my ass and I am scheduled for surgery.
The pain is searing at first then powerfully blunt for a long period of time forcing me to lie down, face first before I can even manage to sit down.

Doesn't witch hazel have no medical studies backing it up?

Why did they change the name to play off a shitty LN / anime when the original name was much more impactful?

Beats me but after shitting liquid fury it makes the itching and burning calm down. Good enough for me.
Got hurt playing football, they had to remove a big chunk of my digestive system.

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>Why are there so few normal visual novels about normal beautiful women?
They do, there are infinitely more of those than there are of this, you just don't know because you're retarded.

Are you my dad?

I got my first hemorrhoid when I turned 18, shit was awful. Literally. Wasn't even over weight either, just did a lot of sitting.

fucking based

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If so, your mom never informed me of your existence. Apologies. What's your birthday?

why

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I gave my trans gf one because I fuck her ass 2-3 times a day :C

When I take a shit I scoop it out of my ass with a toilet paper finger condom. If I poke my insides just right doing this I take like a 3x megashit and now I can't take normal little baby shits anymore.
I'm deeply worried it'll give me ass cancer later in life. I've been trying to stop but it's so hard.

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Does it turn you on to have a big thick log in your ass?

I like the prostate stimulation of the event but it doesn't sexually arouse me. Just pure stimulation.

December 9, 1984

I think we've finally peaked culturally

nastay

what's up, guys?

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What am I looking at here?

digestive system with the colon removed due to severe colitis and/or colon cancer
the colon's function is to make your poopoos in turd shapes
without the colon your poopoos appearance is highly variable from the foods you eat
some foods make it have different colors, oreos make it pitch black! nothing makes it yellowy and pee-like, it's like peeing from your butt!!
so many combinations you can do!

Again, the most important fact here is that vomiting feces is a MEDICAL EMERGENCY. If you see and smell shit coming out of your mouth, that is your body's way of telling you to get your ass to a hospital NOW. Vomiting the feces out is only buying you a little bit of time. If the obstruction that caused the shit to back up in the first place is not located, and repaired, really bad things can happen -- things that, if not treated, will most likely result in your death

Get outta here frankenstein, you're freakin me out.

what are the best anal VNs, Yea Forums?

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Oh I absolutely agree with you, the thing is with this game is that it takes fetishes I wouldn’t normally be into and makes them seem super fucking hot

Nah, I wasn't able to knock up your mom because I was born in August that year.

>tfw oreos already make my shits black

but it's tons of fun! every time you go to the bathroom it's like a game! and better yet, because of the omission of the colon, you'd have to poo around 6 times a day! Woohoo!
please kill me, I've been living with this monstrosity since I was 13. it makes working very difficult and it can be very painful if I had to hold it in and I constantly poop the bed at night, and I can't afford to wash my sheets every day, so I retire at night to a bed stained in poop and smells really bad

That actually sounds kinda cool...

it sure is! I haven't had a solid turd since I got the thing! Another thing, the coloring from gatorade will make your poo that color! I know that it can even with a colon, but it's a 100% every time you drink one

Same.

I had some a few months back for the first time in years in my shit was black the next day and it freaked me out. Thought might have been the oreos because it never happened again. Glad we had this thread

Gonna need pics bro.

How do you even get a hemorrhoid in the first place and how do you get rid of them?

Sorry bud, I'm not some weirdo who takes pictures of poop!

Are you me? 2 years ago I realized that massaging the inside of my anus made me poop everything I had all at once. Normally I couldn't get the job done in one go and would be back on the toilet in 30 minutes to finish the job. Been doing it ever since.

God that sucks. I hope life treats you better soon user.

Careful user, it's really addictive. I think my ass muscles might be weaker than they should be too from doing that so much. I know it gives you the greatest shit of your life every single time but it also stops being optional eventually.

I've never felt prostate stimulation in my life, even when taking massive shits, so hearing this makes me uncomfortable.

have magnesium

This entire thread must be purged.

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Op here, I didn’t see this being the outcome when I started this thread
but I welcome it

I really feel for you dude. I remember for like a stretch of 5-6 months my entire digestive system was completely fucked for no reason. Constantly felt sick and nauseous regardless of what I ate or didn't eat. Literally did nothing but work and come home and try to get my mind off of the discomfort with vidya and sleep for that entire period. It wound up going away when I had to go on an IV for a completely unrelated reason but fuck I can't imagine having to deal with that for years. I hope your situation improves in the future.

Haemorrhoids get treated by the surgeon (not your doctor) sticking a rubber band around the roid to choke it out. You’ll feel a lot of pain from the inside because of the rubber band.

Ass fissures, you have to sit in a tub of warm water 15 minutes each day for 2 weeks. Eat a fibre supplement during and after. You’d need to use flushable wet wipes.

Pilonidal Cysts have to be surgeically removed and left open to heal from the inside out. Usually takes a few weeks or months. Entire time you’ll have to visit a nurse everyday to have your packing changed.

Don’t sit on your ass too long, wipe too hard, or slouch/drag your ass on your seat.

Don’t look up pilonidal cysts images either.

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>Haemorrhoids get treated by the surgeon (not your doctor) sticking a rubber band around the roid to choke it out. You’ll feel a lot of pain from the inside because of the rubber band
The banding is only for if your hemorrhoids are extream and normal stuff like fiber and creams aren't helping. I've had the banding and it wasn't that bad, only takes 2minutes tops. Mines didn't hurt either just only had this irritation feeling that last like a day.

>Mines didn't hurt either
Hurt from the banding I mean.