What makes a game scary?

clowns exist to make people laugh

please clap

Japan will drop a nuke on us filled with clown noses and confetti.

>learned a weakness of americans
Japan is deploying soldiers in clown suits from now on

Can you fucking faggots fuck off for one thread. You fuckers are like MLP fags at this point.

>learned a weakness of americans
f-fuck, do we know the nips' weakness yet??

Nukes

John Wayne Gacy

Can you losers stop talking about America? I don't care about America, I'm a Canadian. The last thing on my mind when I come on Yea Forums is America I wanna talk about video games okay?
And watch me get fucking banned again for saying this

waifus and idols

Uncensored porn.

>We're gonna get McFucking bullied by Japanese clowns

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Many hours of Space Station 13.

imagine being scared of clowns

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Bronies of Yea Forums:
>Automata/2B fags
>MGR fags
>Platinum fags in general really
>FromSoft fanboys
>MGS2 redditors
>Smashfags
>Pokefags
Did I miss any?

Clowns are just normal people like everyone else, there's literally no reason to be afraid of them.

Console warriors.

Based and redpilled

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The Yanks fear the Clown

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>Clowns are just normal people like everyone else
That's what I'm afraid of. Clowns >>>> humans.

>Barely any porn
>Barely any good images
>Oh, but there's a bunch of shitty tumblr images
Why must the throwaway characters of this series be so forgotten?

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I like clown girls because they seem like they would be happy to see me

when it calls you dead weight

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Whatever you say American.

her tits are just balloons, you know

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Weaponized clownfus confirmed for WWII: Part 2

I've never been to America once in my life

Yeah I know. That's kinda hot in its own way.

I swear to fuck Yamauchi better not make Lola pop the face character of Arms 2

lots and lots of clowns.

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My guess is trauma caused by a hired clown for birthday parties or some other shit mericans do.

Survival horror games will have a major increase of U.S. exclusive clown DLC.

Clowns are people that try to force communication with you. They are the mortal enemy of Yea Forums

I saw one leaving a gun store when I was little. He didn't look happy, either.

I'm no clownphobe but I am curious myself. The only things I can think of are that west has a lot of clown horror media. It probably came about as a result of the popularity of the IT novel. Also old Americana photos are weirdly creepy and sometimes involve clowns.

>mfw clown fetish

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Only 60 year old bald male clowns.

He says, while living in North America

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This, I seriously think everyone who's "afraid of clowns" is just making shit up to substitute for their bland personality

root beer

Ah yes, the grestest of fears: Intimacy and commitment.

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why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

What makes a game scary? My answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

yeah sure clown, ive got my eye on you

Harley Quinn fucked me up as a youngster, now I'm attracted to fucking femclowns too and I can't stop it.

A clown is one of the biggest killer of Americans

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reproduction

Its what's under the tits that really counts.

A fucking clown is partially responsible for the downfall of America. Makes sense.

>tfw scared of male clowns
>but I have a soft spot and fetish for cute clown girls

Is this normal?

McDonald's is Canada's greatest export

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Maybe you're scared of them too, but your dick allows you to overpower your fear. I hope one day you meet a nice qt clown girl who turns out to have a penis

You're probably just scared of men in general and a male clown is a snake in the grass causing you anxiety. That or you were exposed to some IT like horror elements.

>Ywn honk her flatness

If a clown, even for a split nanosecond, drops character, clowns turn into this sort of "normal person consumed by a demonic possession to feign joy and happiness" with the normal person trying desperately to break free

2hu had to have a dedicated quarantine board.

If I can just get the correct values for this. I don't like guessing and thinking it's good enough.

For some reason tho thats super hot if its a woman clown

I think it's a complicated case of my dick getting hard while in fear...

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Didn't we already have this exact same fucking thread earlier today?

>stupider

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theres a girl on chaturbate who does clown shows user, you should watch her

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I understand being afraid of male clowns. Look at this fucker
But how can you be scared of a clowngirl?

That just makes me harder because mind break is my fetish.

Clown rape's funny

Don't worry about it.

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>big forehead
>flat
>huge contrast with her performances
No issue here

clowns have never been scary. being scared of clowns is just a meme

clowns are erratic and chaotic, i can see how theyre unsettling, you dont know what theyre going to do next
not really scary though, but I don't really like clowns

>Dad is my must trusted person in the world growing up
>Randomly tells me he used to be a party clown

Dad...

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Oh my fucking god user. You're North American you retarded. Jesus Christ dude.

You can thank Stephen King and a few killers who dressed as clowns. Killer clown is a pretty big trope.

>Paid a clown girl I met at a Block Party four years ago over $1,200 to fuck her

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I'm a bit surprised that none of the porn artists jumped onto the whole "Pennywise is an ancient female spider monster" thing, it's always just the clown

So Peter Griffin was right all along?
youtube.com/watch?v=1wm72oqsYqA

It's creepy for the same reason the uncanny valley is creepy, it's close to a human face but just distorted enough to cause the mind unease.

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>that one video where a guy fucks a clown girl
>it get's ruined as soon as her wig is taken off and she just looks like a normal person

Gatcha

It makes some sense because uncanny valley with people typically doesn't get to me either. I have some abstract fears but distorted human faces not really.

Hey Mr. Sutton.

To distracted by the gangbang I suspect.

Who's the girl

Sauce.

lmgtfy.com/?q=America

>Ywn have a clown horror game where if you lose you get transformed into a clown and join the circus

lmgtfy.com/?q=North America
hurf durf

>taking the wig off
Why would you, it's a fucking fetish video, it's like if you made a pantyhose fetish video and had the girl take her pantyhose off.

HoNk

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>horror game
You mean eroge, right?

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I hate the sound that balloons make when you do that. I'm cringing just looking at that gif.

fear of clowns is a meme. They saw it in a TV show or movie and they thought it would be cute if they copied it. Common NPC behavior.

Well, obviously they'll start making more clowns to exploit this weakness. And with S(n)oy showing actual fear at the sight of a Japanese titty, they'll make them extraordinarily sexy female clowns to attack both weak spots at once.

Either would be good.

>girl is dressed up in sexy shit
>takes it off before getting fucked
Disheveling them is fine as long as parts of it is intact, but then what's the point of spending so long introducing you with the clothes if it plays no significant part in the meat of the video, or even throughout

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I don't think you understood my implication.

I don't think I did.

Their absurd love for Goku as a protagonist

I’m American and I want a qt skin walker clown gf.

>my search shows US
>your search shows continent
Are you retarded?

>Going home fags

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How the fuck can you be scared of something this hot? The creepier and more intimidating she tries to be, the harder my dick becomes

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Do you think people retroactively want to fuck clowns from older media because of the change in interest from them now?

>WW3
>Japs are back to crashing planes, one dives for an aircraft carrier
>but instead of exploding the two-man plane just bursts open with confetti and streamers like a party ball
>50 clown GF's deployed on the flight deck
>the men who don't jump overboard in fear turncoat and commandeer the carrier for glorious Nippon

honka honka

I really need a honkjob right now.

Stop sexualizing clowns

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Well clowns should stop being sexy.

[muffled honking in the distance]

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>Yea Forums
>a fag of any kind
This is two different ways to describe the same thing

You can't trust someone who smiles all the time.

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WEAPONIZED CLOWN MEMES

>MGR
metal gear rising?

Wait, did they really make him fall off the car onto the actual road and not hide a mat or something behind a camera angle? That seems dangerous.

>"As coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is effectively non-existent in Japan..."
That's because it's a made-up fucking thing here from people trying too hard to find something scary when it isn't.

>"...from Nintendo of America, stating that some of the employees found her appearance to be a little scary."
FFS

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TF2 players any year.

Is it that one where she gets picked up and the blue wig falls off?

It might be staged in some way, or maybe agreed to the stunt. All falls have some danger to them. Especially pratfalls.

The jews.

Remember when clowns showed up in like 2016.....america almost didnt make it

Watching shoots from movies always makes me nostalgic about drama classes I took in college. Easiest classes to meet girls since you were forced to interact with each other and they were pretty easy to get in bed with. Also it's weird seeing full grown adults essentially act like children playing make belief.

FGCucks such as yourself

Huh.... so this thread must've been what the women on tumblr were thinking when they saw Bill Skarsgård's take on Pennywise.

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Heckin ruined!

Same reason people can be terrified of porcelain dolls: the Uncanny Valley.

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i expect much from this movie, please dont be a piece of shit.

Also we need to consider that some variations are frighting based on culture. Western clowns might not be scary to Japs, but there are ghost stories and the like based around Kabuki, Geisha, and Noh theater. Just like how the phantom of the opera is a thing in the west. The idea of the clown is kind of generalizing.

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>faggots that hate Yea Forums but stills in

there is

I don't like clowns, but clown girls are cute as fuck.

>amerisharts are afraid of sexy clown sluts

lmao

>*huff huff* despite! *huff huff* 13%!

H o n k . . . H O N K . . . .

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wait a second, one of those is not like the others

I don't trust that one with the big eyes, and no makeup

Being a clown must be really sad. You just want to make kids happy but they’re afraid of you

A lot of clowns went out of business thanks to It

It's weird how this isn't just a modern phenomenon either. "Sad clown" is about as old as clown in general. I'm a bit suprised it hasn't crossed over into the clowngirl subgenre.

Women can't be sad

phobias are said to be irrational for a reason user

People who like videogames.

doesn't help that the MSM was flooding everywhere with john wayne gacy

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Eh, they're used to it.

Aggressive women, gambling

tags: reverse rape, clown, futa

>When they find out you're a gamer