What the fuck?

What the fuck?

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have sex

games as a service is fraud

SPEND MONEY EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT SO YOU SHOULD TOO!

You DO shave friends...don’t you?

fpbp

Yes I shave my friends all the time. Why do you ask?

I tried once but he hasn't let me come over since

Man you seem to be OFF THE INTERNET, a bit of a blunder in our humble opinion!
woah dude, you're missing out on a LOT of social fun, your demographic on average enjoys talking about the product!
But you do you man! Just sayin bro! I'd go online and share that cool data with us (to make the game more kick ass) if I were you!
That's all, enjoy the product and KEEP GAMING TO THE MAX :D

>shave

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>special events
I fucking hate this shit and part of the reason I was turned off on MHW. I will play a game when I feel like it, I don't want to have to force myself to play it or reschedule my time just to play it so I can get Dante's pants. I shouldn't even have to considering video games are a pastime that you play when you have time and if you want to. It's not hard just to fucking add them to the game by default, there's absolutely no fucking need for this timed events shit. I fucking hate this time line.

i can't stand this industry

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Why can't they have these events when you are offline too?

It's to fuck over pirates mostly.

>Get shamed for playing offline

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Reminds me of how Anthem warns you you are playing offline

gearbox-tier writing

a game just being a single player offline experience is dead
people stop talking about games once all the content is done
sure you could have people just get interested in the game when there's a "sale" but in 2019 people only talk about games when there is a constent stream of content
word of mouth only exists for games that have frequent updates

it's not fair

Online is a requirement for that game experience anyway.
Although Anthem had a serious lack of direction and had no fucking idea what to do.

I assume you're talking about a marketing point of view and not whether it's actually a good game

>muh social
>muh always online

the garbage ruining gaming

that sounds really gay

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ponzi schemes

Rage 2 has multiplayer?

sex objectifies women

What are you talking about?

marketing and keeping the game in the zeitgeist so the game could continue to sell
discussion for games like Kingdom Hearts 3 and Devil May Cry 5 died with the last update
blame consumers for only focusing on online games

When in the absolute fuck is this industry going to crash and burn already? I'm so sick of waiting.

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Yeah dude girls love a hairless ass I shave my friends asses constantly it would be gay not to

people give a lot of shit about people complaining about Sekiro being "to hard"
but something like that keeps the game talked about and thus something that will sell

Rage 2 is a game that is chastised for being good at what it sets out to be instead of "groundbreaking" or "controversial"

even the controversy around it seems phoned in


consumers don't want games that are just good

Hitman 2 and Prey both bombed

Wouldn't that encourage people to pirate it since they're gonna miss the only reason to have purchased it in the first place anyway?

>he actually bought it
Dumb faggot

>Hitman 2 bombed
It's a success, sorry sweetie

lol since when

>A single-player game locking content behind online.
This industry can't die fast enough.

Well glad I didn't get this trash