Well, faggot? My feet aren't going to massage themselves

Have sex

Today it finally happened, I was at friends dorm as we continued to work on a project. Casually asked her if she wanted a foot message and she let me! God is great

Gay

are those feet some kind of game controller?

what's the attraction to feet about
I consider them to be the most nonsexual pay off the body...

>Feet are covered with moss and warts and harmful bacteria and are meant for walking running and balancing.

Hot, isn't it?

B-but muh Japanese whyfoo has perfectly clean feet

She wouldn't ask me like that. She'd pur and beg daddy for a tootsie rub. And promise me lots of nice things in return.

Considering Lusamines obsession with purity and how she tries to make herself and everyone around her embody that, she probably keeps hers as clean as possible.

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I love Mommy Lusamine!

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Has Yea Forums ever massaged a girl's foot?

>Over 60% of straight men attracted to female feet
>Overt 30% of straight women attracted to make feet
>mental illness
Or the most boring and mundane of "fetishes" to the point of not even being a fetish.
I like a plump round ass but I never get called an assfag or told I have an ass fetish. Same for titties, thighs, calves etc.

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>grabs ankle
>tickles

So kids don't turn into little faggots. Nintendo is trying to undo that with it's cuck mario and furry sonic trash though.

In your brain the wiring for sexual fetishes and use of feet/legs are literally right next too each other, so oftentimes shit crosses and foot/leg fetishes are born. Actually a rather normal occurance. Honestly if your gonna be a degenerate it's the most normalfag thing too have.

Non-footfags exhibit pathological behaviour. Notice their perpetual anger, their idiotic incredulity . No other fetish seems to inspire such devoted hatred, it is not only that “they don’t get it”, but that for some reason they believe that no one should “get it”, they must crusade against it. It is bizarre. All kinds off odd and abject bedroom rituals get a free pass, and yet partialism for a part of the human body, something on literally almost every single person, inspires obsessive, unbridled antipathy.

I am happy that I am not deprived of the capacity to appreciate any part of our physiology (to loathe it, chronically and universally, in fact!) that I love the human form entire, I love hands and I love feet, I truly enjoy it from head to toe, without exception.

Someone must the picture of that Pokemon bitch with the big sweaty bush PLEASE

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Just because you dont bathe doesnt mean other people dont as well. Stay mad smelly nigger

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You have fucking warts on your feet!? Lowlife degenerates who have feet like that should be necklaced. All you need is a car tyre and some gasoline.
Unhygienic fucks.

Guys, why is there SO MUCH fucking japanese feet art?
What is it about Japan?

No way those are the numbers. Foot shit is disgusting and anyone saying they get off to feet are memeing faggots trying to trigger each other.

What indeed.

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*blocks your path*
wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Feet

(that's right, even wikihow is smarter than you)

Gamefreak knows the fanbase is a bunch of manchildren, look at the dex entries for ghost types in gen 7, namely Gengar and Drifloon.

So do you like legs? It's quite literally the exact same shit for the exact same reason. You are a massive fag and should feel bad.

fuck off footfag.
footfags are easily the most obnoxious set of people on the planet. I'd rather be forced on a 24 hour call with Indian Tech Support than even look in the direction of a footfag.

Literally die, in the most literal of senses.

why would you tickle her ankle?

Stop posting lewd pics of my mother.

u habba wirus

These numbers are taken from anonymous self reported sex surveys you putz. Believe it or some people are clean and know hot to self groom. At least four women have remarked that I have nice feet "for a guy". I did the bare minimum and it pays off just because most people are disgusting pigs like you. My gf gets pissed if I go outside barefoot because "you'll ruin your beautiful feet".
>Tfw you bring out female foot fetishism but don't like the idea of them being touched because nice girl feet are pure and cute so massage and kiss theirs instead
You'd probably date a good looking woman even if her feet stank when she took her shoes off. Off yourself.

The footchad wins again

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It’s a high IQ fetish. Or maybe they are just depraved? Who can know for sure?

Butts are filled with poo but I still want to be fuckin crushed under one. Just get your partner to exercise some basic bodily hygiene yknow

This. It's only a fetish when it defies typical beauty standards. Nice, soft, clean female feet are god tier. Proof that she takes care of herself amd will raise and care for kids just as attentatively ie she's a keeper.
Fags that like dirty, smelly feet etc. Yeah okay, that's like getting hard for different sized tits or extreme cottage cheese cellulite ass. Those are the actual foot fags that make guys who just love women head to toe look bad.

Feet are gross.

We need more foot threads.

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