Fix it

Having a bigger dick obviously, the poster you replied to is clearly fixated on that.

Give him character

I know you're shitposting but what I meant was the concept. Vice City plays clunky as fuck, drowning in water is the least of that game problem. Try actually playing it.

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Indian protagonist

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Three main characters was a cool idea, but it was done shittily. Each character should have a completely different playstyle. One character could be like a hobo. While playing as him, you need to eat, rest, and feed your various addictions, like cores in RDR2. Ammo is harder to find, so you end up scrounging around more and being careful about getting into shootouts. You hardly py have money, since you need to keep spending it to survive. You're always poor. Second character can be like a typical Gta character. They have a car, plenty of ammo, no cores. Just normal GTA. Third character could be something cool, like a corrupt police officer, so you can stop criminals but still do some bad stuff.
Redesign the city so there's more options to get around on foot. Running through alleyways, climbing ladders, places to hide, like GTA4 liberty city.
Make it so all the guns don't kill people in two shots. Make the guns actually have inaccuracy so you can miss. Make the cops like GTA4 cops.

You would be able to shit on the street and do it strategically so when you are getting chased on a car you have traps set up.

One protagonist, the old faggot. Trevor as the antagonist. More liberty to complete missions and a drug dealing minigame.

>street shitting functions like horse shit in MGSV, causing vehicles to spin out and lose control
kino

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Imagine, you could even appeal to furries with stuff like
>Now you are the horse

Remove all of blaine county in
exchange for building interiors and better city layout. Remove the unfunny parody style jokes from the script and replace it with actual character development. Scrap the three main characters and make one fully fleshed out character. Change the bank robberies into side content and make the main story thread about something more relatable. Allow the player more freedom to run and climb instead of making them a sack of flour disguised as a person. I could keep going, but these changes alone would probably be enough.

Ok
>Take out the 3 faggot protagonist, the boring cuck aka Michael, the stupid pedo faggot Trevor and the negga Franklin
Put Niko and Luis in it
>Remove all stupid, easy and unsatisfactory bank robberies and side missions like talking to an idiot dog
Fill it with quality main missions
>Don't even think putting that disastrous retarded antagonists
Put someone like Salvatore Leone

Make Franklin the only protagonist so he can actually get a story arc. Instead of him being handed everything, suddenly having his best friend hate him, then suddenly having that best friend like him again in the last few minutes of the game.
Make your decisions impact the heists more, and make ALL the heists have big decisions instead of just two or three. As far as I can recall, only the jewel store heist, the FIB building, and the final heist, had drastically different approaches, and even they were somewhat limited in the way they played out. Example, for the jewel store heist, you should be able to choose between two or three getaway methods, in addition to choosing the initial approach. One way could be the bikes like you got in the normal game, one could be driving over to a helipad to escape by chopper, or something, and the other could be driving a huge truck down the street just ramming through cop roadblocks.
Also, add all the stuff from the multiplayer to the singleplayer. Maybe even let the SP do some of the heists with AI team mates. MP Is borderline unplayable unless you're going in with a group of friends, not to mention all the technical issues. And there's no reason why at least all the different vehicles and stuff couldn't have been moved over to SP.
There's probably a lot of other stuff too but whatever.

>No Trevor
But he epitomizes everything GTA players are. It is as if they took every GTA session where players just fucked around and killed people and made them into a person.

Allow all content to be playable in a friends lobby

Thats all they needed to do, then modders can mod, hackers can hack, friends can friend and everyone is happy.

Bullshit, Trevor never lined up as many tow trucks as he could find and attempt to tow them all at the same time through the streets. That didn't happen once you lying nigger.

>>Remove all stupid, easy and unsatisfactory bank robberies and side missions like talking to an idiot dog
>Fill it with quality main missions

>lol just make the game good bro