Ywn have a vidya game robot gf

Very well, then.

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It's both. Being lonely is like smoking 15 cigs a day.
Get a hobby, or do something that involves leaving the house.

mah nigga

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Link it in the archives my nigga

I need the ultra thicc Haydee mods. The ones available on the workshop aren't thicc enough

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unironically install a website blocker
I thought it would be useless but I didn't even think about coming here for like 2 months

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Link it. Now.

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Please look at my husband 9S

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toddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JINX Come On! Shoot Faster

I've seen him

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boards.fireden.net/v/thread/458092137
now give me some (You)s
Also the webms are way better with sound so just look up "haydee sound" on r34 or something

Android

No, user. That is not the word.

TODD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*beep boop*

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god I just want Haydee to snu snu me
thanks user, here's your You

*boop beep*

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You’re a godsend, you’ve earned the (you)s

I'll take twenty

Based

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Reminder that 2B and 9S are the same height, 2B just wears heels.

Haydee with a mouth

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My dick thanks (you)

contributing to an epic threadposter

Or just search Haydee on e621 and enjoy the webms.

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I'm honestly amazed this made enough money to get a sequel. God bless all the Haydee fans.

Yes. Great news. Really.

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man, I remember that thread.
holy fuck, why does Yea Forums have the best horror threads?

Reminds me of that Silent Hill doujin.

Based user. Enjoy.

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ass too big

Shiggy diggy, I remember that thread.

Are her tits just straight up out and about
like nipples showing

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>posts link
>fireden shits bed over the sudden flood of requests

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Ruined.

>face

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Should robots have expandable components?

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i pirated it

Holy fuck I loved that thread.

I'd be down for that, but I'd really prefer the other way around.

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Oh no no.

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I cannot wait for a future where this shit is possible. I want to put my brain into the body of a sentient sex doll so bad.

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>not rubbing your dick on her head, no lips needed
Absolute pleb tier

and a hoidey toid to you too, mcflannagan

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For safety measures, yes.

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Tbh double deck is patrician tier

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Is she black or It's just a pantyhose? Not that I mind tho

Has he done anything recently?

kl-e-0 does things to my dick that shouldn't be done

Bumper sticker

Pretty sure this is his last doujin to date. Maybe one or two publications per year.

Still more than miura.

all the haydees look the same and the main character in haydee 2 is white
she escapes before she is turned into a sexbot

Jesus christ SAUCE!

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it is right fucking there in the post you mouthbreathing retard

I just posted the autor user. But seems all your blod went to your dick.
>exhentai.org/g/1332391/be2180609b/?nw=always

Thanks!

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Sequel when

>someone hot glued this

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so, how can I transfer my consciousness into a Haydee?

Perfect.

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Try licking one of her outlets.

>not on the sof booru
Keep your hypotheticals to yourself

Fully synthetic Haydee is best Haydee.

Freeze yourself and wait another 100+ yrs or so.

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It's simple. First invent a Haydee.

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robotic horsepuss

Earned my (You) nigga for those Haydee webms.

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I love End of Location and Double Deck, but fuck FUCK FUCK HIM FOR BLUEBALLING ON PYRAMID HEAD.

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Where's Haydee 2?

>ywn have a big titty pyramid head gf ride you till you're nothing but a dying husk and you expire after releasing one final nut

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It did? Great. I'm pretty glad actually.

Hope they move the camera back in the next one so that you can see things other than the inside of the main character's asshole.

GOD WHATS TAKING JAPAN SO LONG? I NEED MY THICC ROBOT GF NOW!!!

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Sauce?

haydee 2 when

These things take time user, once we get real artificial intelligence we'll have all sorts of things.

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Nyx, Appleseed

Is there a source to these and can I buy them

>tfw you will never be efficiently milked by a roboslut
Why even etc etc

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i wish i knew what double deck used as reference material.
bodies are thick but with muscle. its bbw without all the disgusting fat slob shit

>year 2050
>the human robot frame has been perfected and now sold on the free market
>of course robot prostitutes starts to pop up everywhere
>$10 to bang a machine programmed with millennia worth of prostitute knowledge
>everyone visits the nearby robot sluts every break and recess
>being a virgin past the age of 13 is unheard of
>2051, the market boom now makes the robot slut affordable for middle class people
>2052, the civilized world lies in ruins
You were born too early.

>2052, the civilized world lies in ruins
>implying men won't keep the world running just to have sex with 14/10 perfect robutts

>We may get a loving robot wife in our lifetimes.
>She will wait for you every day with a home coocked meal
>She will always sleep with you and hug you
>She will gently wake you up for work
>She will be there for you
>She will make you smile again
Resist my brother, the time of happiness will come

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>implying future purebred tumberinas wouldn't throw a fit of dimensions

women will never allow sex robots because women know sex is the only thing of value they have
they will use the same excuses as always
>it objectifies women!
>think of the children!
>it causes rape!

We need more maid robot games.

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>will you pray with me, user?

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>ywn BECOME the robo gf
>ywn be programmed to the liking of your loving user bf
>ywn spend the rest of your life in his servitude

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>ywn fight against robot waifus in the far future for fame and glory

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When every orbiter and omega can have his own 14/10 perfect robutt he won't lift a finger to help the tumblrinas he once orbited for the occasional whiff of vaginer. These cunts online who virtuesignal about pixelbreasts being too big in video games? Gone. The pussywhipped beta who stays with his feminist boss and only gets to have pity sex once a month? Gone. The journo who covers his eyes at the sight of a prerecorded video in a video game sporting softcore porn? Gone
They will all be gone and won't do jack shit for feminist good boy ally points because they will be worthless, Women will no longer have power over men.

Oh, I'll "pray" with you alright, Jenny.

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i blame this show and totally spies specifically for making me the person i am today

Anons answer me this: do you guys really not mind all the gay threads? Why do you not report them back to /lgbt/ like you MLP to whatever the mlp board is?

But can I impregnate my robot wife and have cyborg babies with her?

I feel like if sex robogs were a thing then people would calm down more like incels can what they want women can get they want, also would rape still be a thing? Like I could imagine in poorer countries yea

You know for as obvious of a porn game as haydee was trying to be, the model is really mediocre. I would have expected DAZ-tier skin with loads of normal map detail.

>saves the thumbnail

What is this tiny, low quality garbage

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Damn, totally spies had some real kinky stuff going on from what i remember.
Good times

You do realize that if they actually existed in reality, they would be thousands and thousands of dollars, right?

No?
A cyborg is specifically a human with grafted artificial parts put unto them. Hell a majority of western humans are cyborgs either trough dentures, braces or hearing aids.

Dunno the name for a machine with grafted living tissue is.

She's called Jenny.

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Of course, it comes with a pre-installed artificial womb inside of her.
Method of use is like any other human female, but the babies will be fully biological. Maybe you can Jensen them after they grow up

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Thanks.

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>Basic shit you can just find with a simple R34 and Paheal tour
Wow. Amazing.

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>still no proper translation

Funny

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Fuck off nu-Mileena nigger.

>boards.fireden.net/v/thread/458092137

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I still miss it.

This, what the fuck, do people on here not know how to search for porn anymore? It would be sad if you had to rely on Yea Forums for jerk off material.

The average user here has room temperature iq and can barely tie their shoelaces.

I have a job, I wonder how much that helps.

>ywn have a cute wraith-chan suffocate you with her scythe arms
Life is suffering.

I know e621 has made it too easy for me to find porn. All these skills going to waste, it's terrible.

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>body modified to his exact unrealistically sexualized tastes
>mind reprogrammed into complete devotion to him as his ideal lover
>exist only to please him and act out his wildest erotic fantasies

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have all the (you) I can muster

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It's about the thread you imbeciles

Absolutely cursed.

>conspicuously robotic qt wearing squishy clothes
>squishy-bodied android qt with no clothes
Which is best, Yea Forums?

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Saying one is best means the other is worst, I can't do it.

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wordswordswordswordswords

Personally I prefer the fully obsidian synthetic legs. I assume they'd be made of (on the outside at least) the same material fancy bike seats use.

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answer me

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Tsugu-min is cute! CUTE!

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HEY GUYS I THINK YOU BOTH HAVE DEEPLY ROOTED ISSUES YOU PROJECT ONTO OTHER PEOPLE-

Haydee is a nice laydee.

I remember that thread. Good times.

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Better.

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I didn't think My Life as a Teenage Robot was that good of a show, and I didn't realize until way later when the show stopped airing on TV that I wanted to FUCK THAT ROBOT.

I realized as soon as I watched the show I wanted to fuck this robot and I was like 12

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>Still more than miura.
you motherfucker
this is both sad and hilarious at the same time

is there something wrong with wanting a partner that is motherly? i would imagine that would be ideal if you plan on having children... no?

Based and clangpilled.

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How do you lewd robots not built for sex?

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Maybe

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hardware modifications

>has tits
thats good enough for my brain

>tfw no yandere robo gf
why even fucking live

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Effortlessly.

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sauce

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why are you doing this exactly?

>born too early to have a robot gf
fuck me, fuck you, fuck humanity, and fuck this
>haydee will never suffocate you under a pile of her smelly robot shit
goddammit

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SORCE

Some people were deprived of attention as children and aren’t interesting enough to gain it off their own back.
The irony of someone posting Nurageface for this purpose is precisely as funny as it sounds.

Wrong, humanity will ruin it just like everything else. Sexuality will be even more repressed and regulated. Pic truly related. Fuck trannies and fuck society.

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boston dynamics

Reflectivedesire

To be fair, I'd be pretty miffed too if there was suddenly an easily available option to have someone love me unconditionally and I had already chopped off my penis.

Newfags won't understand this reference.

>implying swat officers and such wouldn't have android waifus
>implying anyone would listen to regular human females

>This one and Jenny has the most art
>the third most is the one with multiple arms

Also, women could just have robots of their own anyway.

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The only one I couldn’t find was the one in OP’s post. Everything else I could find using reverse image and context clues

I find that robot attractive

Why would we still have women around if we have robots?

>making porn of those videos with the robot learning to balance
I am stunned

>Wanting sexbots
>Not wanting to live in a futuristic society where androids live alongside humans, falling in love with one and making something beautiful between man and machine.

Transformers are pretty cool too

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this, whats the point if they just do whatever you say because of programming

>android
>not gynoid
I am absolutely all about gay robot daddies in the future

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Robots have no need for rights.

>can romance curie (though after her move to a synth body)
>assaultrons have busts and hips
>gave KL-E-0 a hot voice
>made one of the Miss Nanny supervisors at one of the farms be seductive as hell
>a Miss Nanny bot and a human get married in Diamond City
I think someone at Bethesda has a thing for robots and that's A-OK.

Robots and Androids are completely different. There's a difference between something automated made for a purpose and a synthetic being with emotions and sentience.

Efficiency, computations, inhuman feats.

now imagine giving that free will, if my sexboy gives me lip(the bad kind) her memory is getting formatted

IMAGINE

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IMAGINE

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>GOD WHATS TAKING JAPAN SO LONG? I NEED MY THICC ROBOT GF NOW!!!

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>implying that the megacorporation-funded waifutron lobby would allow such a bill to pass, even if it meant widespread bribery and political assassinations
Dumb squishy.

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Cybersex

>makes purple thing appear
>makes purple thing disappear
I don't think magicians are going to like the extra competition

NUTT

Fuck sake boston dynamics
First you doom us with sentient robot doggos that you abuse
Now youre fucking with the sexbots?! I dont want my dick ripped off!!

God I wish that was me.

>wholesome assault chassis
Yes.

Robots have no need for smelly bile dummy, their shit wouldn't stink

not with that attitude faget

Looks too old for Randy so I dunno what you're worried about.

This guy does absolutely god-tier Synth designs. The day he improves his animation skills is the day we get something great.

Ironic that Fred Perry himself is a fucking machine.

what are you doing to my dick todd it isn't supposed to work this way

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you mean terrible looks like some gamer ricer shit from razer

...

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For a time. Though as production methods are smoothed out, they would get cheaper

opm should've been like this from the start desu

I want to marry a robot boy.

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see

Why does so much fanart give her nigger skin
She isnt fucking black

gay robot bitch mr.smithers makes it funnier

or just legalize prostitution

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She isn't human either.

Actually she's just wearing a mask

>Why does so much fanart
>fanart
gee

mombot

What?

An android is a robot that looks like a human. Usually male if you want to be one of those faggots that says "gynoid".

You don't want a robot you just want a slut that wont grow old

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Its unclear what she is, but she is quite clearly a human body with robot parts

>but she is quite clearly a human body with robot parts

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>prostitution isn't legal where he lives

I live in Texas where sex ed isn't taught

sauce?

She has skin dumbo

fallout 4

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No, I'm pretty sure I want a cute robot boy who I can have fun introducing human culture to with him being extremely interested by it all.

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you seem to have made a small mistake here.
9S is MY husband.

love that mod

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I'm convinced he could draw tits on anything and I'd want to fuck it.

Robots are CUTE!!
I love ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That's a cute robot.

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> i was in that thread

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who's this cutie?

Based.

The 19th Lord of Uranos' Kingdom's Tempest Domain, Drossel Juno Vierzehntes Heizregister Fürstin von Flügel

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same
its a small world