Like a certain character

>trollfags can't decide whose character is the least shitty

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>Your loyalty is eventually rewarded, even if it's an alternate timeline

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My absolute nigger.
Meenkat was my shit.

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>gamzee is actually my favourite
Haha :(

For me, it's Terezi

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When I first read HS back in the day I recall Eridan being absolute trash annoying to listen to in any occasion. Does that still hold up or am I going to look back and realize he may have been one of the most entertaining trolls?

He's always been trash, he's just entertaining in his actions.

Eridan was pretty based actually.

homestuck has been shit for far longer than it was good
he was mildly entertaining when he killed everyone but that was about it

>2019
>homo suck is still a thing
how have you fags not killed yourselves yet

cloun gets a pass because his character only exists as either
-A complete joke
-An excuse to kill off characters

>theyve chosen a ship?
>Kill them.

ill kill myself when you kill yourself first, i promise

get a load of this newfag.

Don't you know homosuck is for boomers?

He gets a pass in my heart

Why's he so short lol

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not video games

genetical mutation

Clownchads rise up

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>this thread again
Final Fantasy XV will be better than kekstuck

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To be fair, getting your face caved in by a concrete pole is better than homestuck, so that's not saying much at all

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>best character is the main villain

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Overwatch punishes you for chosing your favorite character all the time
Also red pill me in who is the best troll and why

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that scene where he tells Jane how much he loves her fat ass really hits closer to home more than it has any right to

clownfags have no rights, die
youre the only person i respect

>red pill me in who is the best troll and why
the aries one

>HURR DURR GAMZEE IS A BAD CHARACTER BECAUSE YES

God you guys are pathetic.

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This is now a SBURB thread. Space players are automatically based as usual.

this. She's cheated death before godpowers were even known and has seen things no one can comprehend, yet still smiles anyway

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Buy Final Fantasy XV
Buy his movie
Buy his merch
Buy everything FFXV related

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The only characters worth a shit are the 4 original kids, Roxy, Karkat until he stops being shouty, Gamzee, chess people in general, the Felt, Doc Scratch, and Lord English until you find out about Caliborn.

oh no trust me gamzee's arc is amazingly well written
its just that he is just trash and if you stan him you're also trash im sorry i dont make the rules

meenah should be added to this list tentatively; I haven't read the new homestuck updates because I can't stand them.

Tell me more. Is this epilogue stuff?

do it coward

Why is act 6 so bad?
>time travel shenanigans completely stop
>thousands of pages of characters doing literally nothing, because doing nothing is the plot of most of act 6
>heavy focus on terrible, embarrassing teenage drama, and not even done that ironically or with much humor
>characters that use to be good start acting like bitches
>the dozens of new characters are nearly all worthless with only a handful doing ANYTHING other than being a text dump in a flash file
>all this build-up to an anti-climatic ending, and then you realize the actual ending was hidden in the middle of a manchild's puppet play

Yeah

Oh yeah. She's decent. I should also add that sad/gay Dave is the fucking worst.

>JANE. CAN I CALL YOU JANE? BITCH, LISTEN.

pretty much every fighting game these days

this is when Hussie converted from the funny quirky autist to the full tumblr catering service, and we see the results

Huss still had it somewhat during Act 6. Everything fucked up after the kickstarter

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>MUH TUMBLRINA RULES REEE TUMBLR TRANNIES THINK H E BAD AND EBIL SO HE MUst bee
I like how just his existence makes faggots like you cry :o) go dialte monster

Caliborn and Hussie interactions are basically the only parts of act 6 I like

Hussie? Andree Hussie? Is that you?

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Timeskip and separating the four kids

>Space players are automatically based as usual.
Damn straight

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I don't even remember that shit

All I remember is that one interactive flash with a thousand trolls having a dialogue, and Hussie trying to propose to Vriska. Both some of the funnier moments of the whole comic, i m o, though Act 6 was definitely weak overall

>stan
KILL yourself

oh no im so fucking tragic my nigga :o( my parents didnt love me so im gonna bully best girl into depression :o) hahah tavros by nigga i love you but you are dead now better get serious about my god who is also me i am the mesiah bro :o) dave you motherfucker im gonna fuck you and your friend's lives from their very conception because you told be about clowns

>if you stan him
Get the fuck out. Get the fucking fuck out of her here right god fucking damn now. Your sassy bullshit buzzwords are not welcome here.

yes but does she count as furry tho

Eminem coined stan, zoomers

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yes dave she's a furry

Reminder that Jane has a dog dick

Karkat finally lives up to his potential and becomes troll Che Guevara.

>look how counterculture I am you guys!

I have never seen the word "stan" used by anyone other than obnoxious tumblr girls.

Jack Noir / Bec Noir.

Best character and he got fucked over.

>Eminem
>not zoomercore
K fag

every hs girl has a massive dick

>Jane
Wow that's impressive

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well thats just sad

Jack was minimized to a non-entity after being one of the biggest driving forces of the narrative and that's unacceptable.
The bigger disgrace is how Hussie rejected the obvious fact Spades and Bec Noir are different characters and just subbed one Jack in for another because who cares?

It's Jade, not Jane

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Damn I meant Jade of course

Jade deserves better

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Hes from homestuck

>Jack was minimized to a non-entity after being one of the biggest driving forces of the narrative and that's unacceptable.
that's most characters in homestuck desu

>Meets his best bro for most of his life for the first time in three years
>After having some time to think about it, he immediately greets John with a lecture about toxic masculinity but totally insists he's not gay
Glad that faggot is a robot or something now.

>Hurr gamzee is fucking bad and a meme material and nothing else and if peoples bring out a good argument of why he is a tragic character and well written, we will call them retards and bring out the ambiguous epilogue out to say why

Why peoples hates my zodiac so much?

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STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN

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bitch i dont give a fuck how tragic he is fuck him

Hussie literally makes fun of you in the epilogue for how retarded you are

toby secretly sucked all the fun out of hussie for his own stuff. poor hussie

fuck off homecuck threads are banned from the site for a reason

2 h o u r s

The people who made Yea Forums insufferable with Homestuck spam are long gone.

Remmeber when hussie bothered to show her in god tier? Its like he forgot.

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>Trying to present yourself as superior while also playing the victim card
>"Gamzee is well written, people just won't look at my arguments!"
Gamzee is shit just because he's straight up hard to like. He doesn't do anything. But what he does is scummy as fuck. His existence is literally as a plot device.

Friendly reminder the only reason the trolls sesio didnt went to shit was due to Karkat leadership.

Look at alpha trolls, it was a murder shit show.

then go back there

The beforus troll session was a shitshow. It wasn't a murder spree. There wasn't even any murder. They were too much like humans and were too entrenched in teen drama to do anything.

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homestuck is Yea Forums culture

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>he kept reading homestuck after it shit the bed by introducing the trolls
you deserved every turd hussie shat on you

2 hours 'til what?

Learning about the alpha trolls just makes them all so unlikable. It's hard to imagine how they even decided to play a fucking friendly building game together when none of them mesh well or work off each other in any positive way. I'm pretty sure that there's even a quote like "Even in death you're not safe from shitty teen drama."

Act 5 Act 2 is where HS peaked though

>Two miserable people, standing on the edge of death, finding solace and mutual understanding in each other
Easily the best part. Watch as the first words Terezi says to John after she finally revives him are "I love you", words she felt she could never say to anyone directly but mean so much to her.

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It had good moments

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FUCK STAN LEE HOPE THE REST OF HIS FAMILY WILL DIE
FUCK MARVEL COMICS
FUCK DC COMICS
FINAL FANTASY XV REIGNS SUPREME OVER EVERYTHING

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Yeah, also due to their rampage cheating none of them activates their powers, vriska doesnt count since god tier did most of the unlocking and god forbids that a time player doesnt time travel.

I feel like that's way too intense for Terezi and John's relationship, but then again I haven't read the light novel.

>Dont aa

It's more of an edgy fanfic.

PS>>>HS

Everyone who likes Homestuck deserves cancer and a slow painful death.

>Dont say anything stupid John

Then explain why none of them had a dream self alive.

>Having even more autism than that
Calm down and just hide and filter the thread user.

Because Bec Noir genocided both moons and made Columbine look like a fucking joke.

If you really think that's too intense for their relationship then you should really read the light novel that is the epilogues, because they're easily the best part of it. It's not just jokey antagonism anymore.

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>Space players
>Doing anything.
Also nerf light and buff blood.

Space players are literally the reason you get a new universe fuckbrain. Show some respect.

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Does he finally show her why they call his dick "the hammer"?

They have one job and always completely fuck it up, look at Kanaya, look at Jade.

John gets aggressively femdom'd by Terezi.

>both successfully made universes and completed their quests fully
You blind or just dumb bro?

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The other way around.

am I retarded because I never understood these class specific quests in the series

kill yourself XV-kun

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jade canonically has a giant throbbing dogcock+balls she got from becthat she regularly fucks dave with and has asked rose if she can impregnate her
also dirk turns into a demiurge and steal's rose's free will and turns her into a bimbo

>acting like it wasnt karkat's dumb ass fault

Unironically yes. Their sex scene is the culmination of their emotional bonding. John is hopelessly in love with her, and Terezi might as well be too, she just couldn't say it before circumstances split them apart again for the moment.

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>Kanaya
>Gives universe cancer
>Cant do the spacey thing due to trolls skipping every mechanic in the game
>Everything mothergrob related is thanks to other players
>Becomes a non character after Rose takes hold of her

>Jade
>Fucks two sessions over due to her stupid dog
>Does literally nothing
>New universe is mostly Dave wo
>Gets space powers thanks to god tier, not growing as a person.
All the beta kids could use their powes before god tier but jade.

Except wrong, according to Dave she uses her space powers to teleport prior to godtier

Important things to take away from the Epilogues:

1. Vriska fucked the clown, and so any remaining vestige of her being the "8est" has been flushed down the toilet.
2. There was no Katnep and so both stories were a gigantic waste of time and energy.
3. Hussie owes us, the MSPA readers, one Nepeta-focused Epilogue story (A Nepilogue, if you will) to make up and atone for his criminal behavior.

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That was an imp fucking with her.

They have this conversation after the teleporting imp, when Jade's feeling down because she doesn't have powers.

Are you the nepfag I always see? Also no chance since hussie hates nepeta and feferi the most, equius too I guess.

There's only one logical end for Nep now

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davpeta the best dont forget depeta a hero and then caliope eats yet another LE