This is the ideal pokemon starter looks like.
You may not like it, but this is peak performance.
This is the ideal pokemon starter looks like
Henry Ross
Jordan Hill
i like it though
Gabriel Taylor
Top semen mermaid
John Hernandez
Lugia is the better white + blue pokemon
better rule34 too
Robert Nguyen
no charmander is.
Jose Hall
I agree. Primarina is my favorite starter and Pokémon.
Jace Carter
Well yeah that’s peak performance, seals are performers at heart.
Robert Wood
>88.1% male
Ryan Ross
Wtf was Gamefreak thinking with that unusually high male/female ratio?
Matthew Collins
LITERALLY built for human cock, how did Nintendo get away with this?
Isaac Edwards
except that is a trap
Elijah Clark
Every starter has a greater chance at being male than female.
James Brown
i like this one better
Dylan Perez
they do that cause they think making it male will put off the furfags, despite them being a heavily faggot group
Carter Robinson
>Hatch shitloads of eggs trying to get a female popplio with good EV and liquid voice.
>A shiny male one is hatched during the madness.
>MFW
And I don't even have the shiny charm.
Luke Rodriguez
Cooper Moore
Reminder that people said Primarina was the waifumon.
Nathan Morgan
oh noooo tigerfags WE LOST
Camden James
>Humans are 50% male
Fuck I'm gay now
Jonathan Watson
>Hypno being #2
yep, japs are confirmed pedos by nature
Ryan Anderson
>50% = ~90%
Gabriel Mitchell
>machoke
I am 1000% certain everyone that voted for him were gay men
Matthew Ross
My favorite Pokemon, and the only reason I finished SM. I love her so much
Joshua Cox
>modern starters that exhibit human qualities
And that's why they are some of the worst Pokemon in recent gens. It's one thing to have mons like Hitmonchan and Liligant but it goes too far when starters do it too.
Justin Green
go with that excuse to thailand and get rekt by traps
James Carter
>tfw no Primarina to hypnotize you
Angel Bell
>pick popplio
>excited for my primarina (male)
>my popplio is female
fug
Jeremiah Edwards
W....why is a washing machine first?
Chase Phillips
Not really when this sexy motherfucker exists.
Adrian Anderson
Big hands to crush enemies.
Giant overall size
Perfect to fly on
Literal perfextion
Parker Phillips
I'm surprised you didn't mention his feet.
Lugiafags seem to like his feet for some reason.
Jeremiah Wood
most of the lugia smut I like involves the female version and her assets
Eli Torres
Never stuck your dick in a washing machine eh?
Aaron Brown
>machine won’t activate unless closed
am i supposed to detach my penis before putting it in or something?
Jack Martin
What the hell is this? And why is Rotom on first place?
Ethan Harris
>Hypno being that high on the list
>most rule34 of hypno is a group of them gang-raping trainers
>drowzee not that far behind
How to know if japan made a list
Andrew Kelly
I like Delphox better.
Juan Carter
What Pokemon would you marry and spend the rest of your life with?
Daniel Wright
you put it where the drainage hose attaches, retard
Connor Brooks
It's based on the number of NSFW posts on Pixiv
Austin Allen
>kirlia higher than gardevoir
based
Michael Nguyen
>tits
Fucking stop doing this, that's no longer the same Pokemon
Parker Walker
>that's no longer the same Pokemon
What? That's lucario.
Liam Price
I would choose a Lopunny
Unfortunately I don't believe any pics of Lopunny in a wedding dress exist
Chase Martin
>picking a uguu kawaii pokemon
Owen Powell
>Decidueye gets into Pokken while Rowlet is essentially the mascot of gen 7
>Incineroar in Smash and lots of other stuff
>Primarina gets nothing
Is GF ashamed of it or something?
William Ross
Ampharos
Jeremiah Jones
>not even fire
Lol
Michael Kelly
Wife
Lucas Davis
The body shape is awful for action games
Easton Brown
"We want the Delphox audience"
Tyler Ward
>mfw there are still "men" on this planet that think marriage will make them happy
>mfw there are still "men" on this planet that believe marriage is pure
>mfw there are still "men" on this planet that will spend so much money just to marry someone
>mfw the "men" that believe this post on this image board
Ayden Rogers
They dont want you to easily breed and trade them with others but for some reason always keep dittos near the daycare, making this a moot point.
Justin Parker
The Hypno mind-control porn is more western than Japanese. I'm not saying that Japs don't do it as well, but that westerns are bigger source for it. In Japan, you will get mind-control but also female hypno and actual love and no rape.
Easton Cook
>we did it in gen 1
>therefore we must do it in all gens
thats it
Liam Brooks
R-18 isn't just porn; it's also Guro/weird shit.
Daniel Thomas
your pokemon can't divorce you
Jason Clark
That R-18G. There is a difference. R-18 is just porn, why R-18G is more body horror or something to do with the body, like scat.
Sebastian Morris
I enjoy Primarinas design and I legitimately don't get why people here and /vp/ shit on it. It's a singing mermaid seal with a mature feminine air to it, which I think is great for a Water/Fairy third stage. It's pretty and mysterious. As a kid I'd have loved it I think.
It's a shame about that god awful hidden ability.
>give it a sound-based Water-type signature move
>make its hidden ability something that turns sound-based moves into Water-type
>doesn't even give the same 20% damage boost alongside this that Pixilate/Aerilate do
>literally only benefit is to be able to let certain status moves ignore Ghost types immunity
What the fuck were they thinking?
Charles Brown
user he's male
Charles Ross
neither can an emotionally dependent homemaker with low self-esteem :^)
Liam Long
Same, Primarina is probably my favorite starter. It's design is very beautiful and the water/fairy typing is great.
I even managed to get a female one despite all the
>88% tranny
posting.
It's a shame it didn't get into Smash even in a Pokeball. I hope it cameos in the next Mystery Dungeon or something.
Lucas Barnes
Nathaniel Murphy
Cute Lucario
Brandon Martin
>IMAGINE
Ayden Reyes
Pokemon in wedding dresses are adorable.