ITT: real life video game enemies
ITT: real life video game enemies
Brandon Gutierrez
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Charles Robinson
>short
>full of acne
why hasn't he killed himself yet
Benjamin Morris
el diablo...
Lincoln Collins
Levi Evans
Christian Ross
>Enemy get's a buff when their health is low
Kevin Powell
Because he's still doing better than you
Luis Wood
Nolan Young
Obligatory post
Lincoln Bailey
Josiah Martin
I thank God every day that I don't have cystic acne. I don't know how people deal with it.
Gabriel Kelly
America NEEDs people like this because they keep dermatologists employed.
Dylan Gonzalez
Alexander Flores
Owen Myers
lol average american
Jace Barnes
Jesus Christ, is there no hope left for this man? Surely there has to be a way to get lessen the damage of his skin eating disease.
Jack Perry
James Perez
How would you fix acne this bad? Bathe in tea tree oil all day?
Anthony Flores
pretty much all acne can be cured by gently and thouroughly washing every day with just water, exercise and lowering stress.
John Morales
why, my peenus weanus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
ITT: real life video game enemies - my answer is, of course, my peanus weanus :D
hahaha!
Jack Williams
What stage of skin cancer is that?
Joshua Garcia
Does catholics reptiloids.
Cooper Collins
Cured, sure, but the marks that are already there are never going to leave.
Joseph Stewart
at least he is not a nigger
Ayden Nguyen
This is what happens when you don't have sex
Thomas Sullivan
He makes bank from streaming
Logan Brown
Nathan Scott
Easton Lewis
More like "Florida man is gay. doesn't want to have sex with a cute girl."
Owen Hughes
Is this the guy with the disgusting legs
Aaron Hill
Christian Richardson
acne scarring can gradualy heal with exfoliation.
Owen Rodriguez
Joshua Moore
Jack Jackson
Who is this mutt?
Adrian Lee
Bentley Jackson
Juan Morales
Brandon Ward
how do I get rid off acne
John Harris
Angel Bailey
Dios Mio...
Bentley Ramirez
What do I need to do in order for this to happen to me?
Cooper Fisher
>putting up with a needy thot
Brayden Jenkins
acne scars in particular
Ryder Walker
This comment is proof that you don’t have sex.
Ayden Butler
Didn't know Ethan had a brother living in FL.
Elijah Kelly
More like: You would fuck a god damn rock if you could
Jason Carter
I believe it symbolically represents the Lord descending to hell. In the apostles creed "a Catholic prayer" it speaks of this. There are some scriptures that could symbolically be represented with this statue as well.
Brody Ross
Ayden Williams
>Complaining about too much sex
>t. lowe
Kevin Turner
Have sex
James Bell
what is that
Justin Campbell
ask you're skindoctor
Charles Jackson
zoomer detected
looks like some inane art project
Adrian Allen
If you think the guy in OPs image is ever going to heal any of that shit with exfoliation you are mentally retarded.
Justin Gonzalez
>She actually is the Health Minister of Belgium
>LOLOLOL AMERILARDS HAHA...WAIT WHAT!?!?!? NOOOO AMERICHADS WE'RE SORRY FOR SAYING YOU'RE THE FAT ONES PLEASE SPARE US LET US WIN THE OLYMPICS PLEEEAAASE!!! NO PLEASE GIVE US MORE BASES WE CAN'T FIGHT OUR OWN WARS YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US FROM RUSSIA NOOOOOOOO
Eli Stewart
He looks like he comes straight from The Sopranos
James Edwards
Is this the power of Ameriturd?
Noah Lopez
You have to peel away the top skin layer and let new skin grow over it. Lasers, vitamin B, or those prickly roller things that do light damage to your layer and makes your body grow new skin over it.
Christopher Wilson
Reminds me of the end of mgs2.
Nicholas Gonzalez
his name is mexican andy for a reason mohammed
Jace Ramirez
>refusing to tap that
what a gay.
Jordan Cruz
>inane
It looks very cool though
David Hernandez
he's still american you retard, also he's not even Mexican he's Guatemalan
Aiden Jenkins
Is that reggie from nintendo?
Ian Green
>The Chinaman
He's fast as fuck
Samuel Gutierrez
not white.
Ethan Walker
That pic is fake, his acne isn’t as bad as that
Zachary Long
money and surgery. alternatively photoshop
Owen White
this fuck has enough money for acutane
Joseph Bennett
Margarine.
Nathaniel Hughes
I don't think even accutane can help you after this point. The scarring would be too severe and still look like shit.
Landon Sanders
:(
Ethan Young
>I came back from space, and as I returned, I had one vision... The jews set ablaze! And do you know what I saw there?... Kosher!
Carter Lewis
Caleb Cruz
The real question is why hasn't he started fasting yet instead of gorging on food that's clearly causing a terrible reaction ( on top of making him a fatass )
Josiah Phillips
>Not being able to say NO to femoids.
Spotted the basedboy.
Nicholas Hall
Go back in time and fix your malocclusion early
Wyatt Hernandez
obsessed
Kayden Cooper
>mfw there is a part of british government actually called the "shadow cabinet"
>yfw the treasurer has to debate the "shadow treasurer"
Fucking kek. Eurocuck governments amuse me.
Luke Sullivan
obsessed.
Alexander James
Luis Perry
N-NANI?
HOW CAN I DEFEAT HIM? HE HAS ALL OF MY MOVES
Cameron Myers
Cooper Ross
Wow amazing what taking 1 shower can do.
Gabriel Clark
Jace Watson
>Snake, be careful. It looks like you've encountered Pox Armadillo
>Pox Armadillo?
>A Foxhound operative, Pox Armadillo was a specialist in bio weapon raids.
>Bio Weapons... you mean genetically enhanced diseases?
>Precisely. While deployed in Kazakhstan, a cornered enemy operative shattered the failsafes on the many Bio Weapon containers housed in the research facility.
>Hrn...
>He was hoping to put a stop to Pox Octopus. It had the opposite effect.
>Colonel...
>Pox Armadillo built up an immunity to many of the pathogens he encountered during his many years operating in the Foxhound Bio Weapon division. The Bio Weapons that were unleashed on him that day granted him super human strength and endurance. That's not all, though.
>There's more? Hrn...
>When he was infected, the genetically enhanced pathogens reacted with the latent Foxdie virus in his system, turning his body into an incubator. Pox Armadillo is able to synthesize his own bio weapons to take down his enemies, earning his nom de guerre: Tueur Silencieux
>The Silent Killer...
>He is extremely dangerous, Snake. Even brief contact with him is enough to bring down even his toughest opponents. If you have any ranged weapons, I'd suggest you use them to keep him at range. Rifles, grenades, can all be used to halt his relentless advance. Best of luck, Snake.
>Got it, Snake out.
Evan Foster
The niggacop.
Eli Walker
The POLYCHROMATIC NEGRO BROS.
Chase Barnes
lmao
Camden Allen
Thomas Murphy
the GIGA NIGGA.
Gabriel Kelly
>Nurarihyon's 12th form
Jose Carter
Benjamin Clark
Jaxson Russell
based
Samuel Hill
gross
Camden Russell
this is your brain on america
Carter Murphy
Carter Martin
Mason Green
*AHEM*
Ian Rodriguez
Cooper Green
thicc
Brody Price
Gabriel Sanchez
Is he Yea Forums?
Christian Wood
Avant Garde thread?
Elijah Anderson
Robert Morgan
L__ D__
Bentley Martinez
When I was in high school, I had really oily skin. I literally used rubbing alcohol on toilet/ tissue paper to clear it off. I did this almost every day (I would forget sometimes). Was my skin dry? Yes. Did I have acne? Yes, but it was much better than before.
Jack Russell
What a lardass.
Michael Lopez
She looks very disproportionate.
Evan Barnes
Based Panoramix
Liam Ward
I wonder why /cgl/ likes her so much.
Logan Adams
It's called being overweight
Jayden Murphy
Reminder to always breathe through your nose and not your mouth.
Angel Taylor
We have a position called the chief mouser in the government, that's held by a cat.
Angel Sullivan
Joshua Lee
That is a noble position your philistine
Ayden Howard
Liam Thompson
>tfw dogs have more muscle than you
Dylan Murphy
whats the name of this meme
Justin Sanders
This is like saying the American president pardons turkeys.
Blake Roberts
>Terminator theme gets louder.
Julian King
>non existent dad affirmative action hire trying to dodge child support
>some weird alien mutt
>single mother with a bone to pick
>jewish single mother with a bone to pick
>single mother that picks at bones (chicken)
>single mother that takes a lot of bones (tinder)
What an awkward stock photo.
Brody Bell
la cucaracha...
Parker Phillips
Andrew Anderson
>all that shit
>bald spot
>looks like it cakes down into literal actual shit gluing it together like shit
the 0 self awareness god
Carson Miller
How the fuck
Cooper Murphy
is that Mexican Andy? what the fuck happened to his skin? i last saw him not even 4 months ago and he didn't look like that, at least i don't remember that
Grayson Phillips
Third from right is clearly a single mother that wants to speak to the manager.
Kevin Perez
I don't know...
Owen Price
Nolan Cruz
id like to let her know im available for sex if she needs sex I am here thanks
Lincoln Bailey
Remember how some games had sharks that killed you if you swam/sailed too far away?
Adrian Torres
Nathan Hall
Evan Gonzalez
The best part of this video is that this is a confirmed adolescent squid
Logan Morris
Posting nature is cheating desu
Benjamin Rodriguez
Jak & Daxter
Nathan Jones
Elijah Johnson
He still probably gets more pussy than every Yea Forums posted combined
Isaiah Mitchell
Could it be...?
Jacob Watson
left:
me before having the sex
right:
me after having the sex
Elijah Harris
Enemy summons pets.
Henry Nguyen
Just take the facial aesthetics pill bros.
Jason Foster
Elijah Morgan
el masterblastero...
William Gutierrez
that only matters in your developing years. if you're learning this passed 16 it's too late for you. be sure to tell your kids. I feel like this is knowledge that our ancestors knew but fucking boomers forgot how to be proper parents and just went on a drug fueled party for 20 years, permanently damaging their brains before carelessly having kids. And that's why no one likes milliennials
Chase Morales
Have sex
Alexander Jenkins
why am i so fucking oily sometimes it's the worst feeling ever
Robert Gray
>A hero in in his story
>A monster in theirs
Jordan Anderson
Underrated
Sebastian Morales
literally Elite Kits in BF1
Alexander Martinez
dont reply to me if you dont know,idiot
Matthew Hernandez
shave, i got rid of it just by shaving
Hudson Lee
Easton Martinez
it looks like he wipes his ass with his hair
the utilitarian NEET
Owen Thomas
I really do feel like I become more attractive after I have a fap. Maybe it's a form of body dysmorphia? Because I look hideous after taking a shit.
better than being dry as a desert. I hate having to spread my fap oil on my body after every shower. And I can't wash my face without moisturizer.
Cameron Gonzalez
I don't know
Noah Phillips
Google 'underwater knee sock suite'
Jacob Taylor
Has Ned Kelly been in any game?
Daniel Turner
Benjamin Martin
This is so fucking stupid it's funny
Brandon Thomas
I'd play this game
Christopher Garcia
It's that easy to write a MGS dialogue.
Aiden Phillips
Aaron Lewis
Camden Sullivan
Alexander Cruz
this is the filthiest shit I've ever seen
Bentley Campbell
just throw them a baby and they'll let you pass. easy puzzle
Hunter Price
>stupid
Prey-eyes jawlets are mirin'.
Lincoln Bailey
embarrassing
Levi Nguyen
en.wikipedia.org
The sculpture was a gift from some count.
Elijah Cruz
Sebastian Wilson
Breathe with your nose and close your mouth retard
Gavin Johnson
rare picture of Howard Phillips Lovecraft getting ready to kill niggers
Jack Robinson
Yea Forums convinced a whole generation of losers that the reason they have a weak chin is because they breathed from their mouth as a kid lmfao
Evan Wood
fucking sunlight
Nolan Wood
I remember seeing a video on youtube talking about this and showing that even as adults you can still adjust your face by closing your mouth and pressing your tongue against the roof your mouth.
If you can still fuck up your facial structure by breathing through your mouth in adulthood surely you can still improve it too.
Just look at the 8-bit Guy, there's a video of him when he was younger but still an adult and his face was much more defined than it is now.
Aiden Cox
Too much chocolate for you
Benjamin Martin
TOADLINE
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Ian Walker
Darth Benedictus XVI, the Cruel
Luis Richardson
Levi Robinson
Lmao her fucking body is ridiculous. Look how stubby her arms are
Mason Hill
Asian terminator
Alexander Davis
Pills. Had really bad back acne and pills sorted it. That and sunlight.
Landon Taylor
Cringe
Wyatt Anderson
>enemy think's he has a chance of winning
Jack Gonzalez
First you beat the black suit chick, and the two red girls on the side become legs and the boss becomes bipedal. Defeat the bottom girl and the boss is forced to ride the last girl like a pony. Defeat the pony girl and the boss falls onto the ground and scrapes his knee, killing him instantly.
Ryan Miller
Nigga you fuck and split. You dont need to marry her
Jose Rogers
WHO RUNS GAMESTOP?!
Kevin Green
If its bad and chronic just get on acutane.
Ryan Davis
Story?
David Gomez
nice meme
Colton Martinez
Owen Foster
dont use pills like the other guy said it will fuck you up once you stop taking them
dont eat shit. fast food and soft drinks are cancer. atleast that was in my situation
Joseph Taylor
Is anyone capable to stop him?
Jose Smith
Elijah Brooks
Vergil in DMC8
Hunter Wilson
s-shut up i'd be chad slayer instead of a virgin if my mommy told be to breathe through nose when i was five MY GENES ARE GREAT
Jaxson Ross
Coming.
Angel Collins
Take the bantz you mongol. Fuck you people ruin everything.
Anthony Evans
Parker Parker
Hunter Turner
>you're
Fuck off ESL
Nathan Lee
Anyone has got the DOOM edit?
Colton Martinez
I like how no one refute this
Anthony Roberts
Just scrape that skin off already.
Nolan Butler
>mohammed
Cope harder ape
Hunter Fisher
More ''Florida man is not Yea Forumsirgin obsessed with sex''
Samuel Wilson
BASSOON BUFFOONS
Jason Morris
....
....
Andrew Scott
My favourite post of the day user
Alexander Flores
Squidward?
Joseph Bennett
praise nurgle
Brayden Stewart
Isaac Butler
Even you could write it
Cooper Campbell
Like I said, bone to pick, she wants to talk to whoever is above you even if you own the god damn company because she is so god damn lonely and fucked up.
Jackson Edwards
Sebastian Gray
Jackson Scott
Dominic Collins
Gavin Phillips
Is this Ryu Ga Gotoku ?
Luke Peterson
Just be yourself
Easton Morris
>Objective: Survive
Blake Baker
Jonathan Moore
>Japanese VA vs Western VA
Ryder Scott
That guy on the left is cute by a lot of girls standards though.
Sebastian Cook
>Belize anti-terror unit disbanded for looking too intimidating
Aint that the point?
Hudson Perez
This is what happens when you put pussy on a pedestal.
Nathan Price
David Flores
>its a courtroom puzzle VN
Hudson Wright
test
Lincoln Jones
These guys were pretty metal. They were intended to be the most elite task force in Bolivia used to dismantle drug trafficking rings and terrorists and such, but they were so brutal that they shot journalists for getting in the way of an arrest and were then shut down.
Easton Martinez
Fuck squids man. Getting killed by that would be horrifying
William Hall
>final boss can't be beaten
Robert Miller
Only real way to get rid of them completely is laser surgery. Pretty expensive, depending on where you live.
Brody Howard
>Create a fortune on misfortune
>WE NEED THIS
Henry Bell
Ayden James
>Black Ranger
>Black Ranger
>Black Ranger
>Black Ranger
>And Black Ranger!
Noah Robinson
Asher Bell
Mason Barnes
hair is fucking weird, you can have a bald spot and receding hairline but grows like crazy in the back
Zachary Perry
What's his endgame?
Blake Mitchell
That Western FPS. It's pretty good.
Bentley Stewart
>tfw you got a nice ass chin
Hunter Gutierrez
>4 colorful minibosses followed by a monochromatic main boss
Lincoln Rivera
>Beats the boss by waiting long enough
Lincoln Mitchell
>worse than this
Is he referring to the time he was filmed jerking off?
Mason Price
t.jawlet
Jaxon Lopez
reminds me of some weird ass fraternity fencing
Aiden Bailey
yikes
Wyatt Perry
Lucas Nelson
Needs the flags in the background shopped too
Liam Torres
Do you think those wrist wraps he’s wearing are power limiters? I imagine if he wasn’t wearing them then he’d have completely destroyed the venue, not just Blizzard’s reputation.
Jack Baker
It's called opposition government you moron.
David Miller
>frankenstein and flea man
Jonathan Powell
Samuel Lopez
upper-body workouts
exclusively
William Green
t.seething faggot
Daniel Robinson
Larry is based.
Ayden Russell
Laughing octopus, is that you?
Grayson Ortiz
Carson Wilson
Good genes.
Ian Gutierrez
ONE PUNCHHH
Easton Rogers
>It's time to BLOW SOME STEAM
Owen Perez
>Gamestop
Jason Young
>when you rattle and toot all the loot
Ryan Edwards
Pills. Do not listen to the smoothskins' lies. Any bullshit about eating healthy and changing your pillowcase daily doesn't fucking matter if you have chronic acne.
Liam Brooks
H-He's fast!
Benjamin Russell
Henry Johnson
Benjamin Powell
Unless you have it so bad that your face hurts 24/7, just wait it out.
I had pretty bad acne from 12 to 16 but afterwards it completely vanished.
Also stop drinking sugary drinks, just drink water. It can help to reduce acne pretty significantly.
Joseph White
Elijah Martin
Then you find out she put out a fake rape charge.
Brayden Johnson
You get to dress like him for a MP mission in RDR2. They even mention how they got the idea from an Australian or some shit
Brody Price
Nolan Murphy
Girls don't find doe-eyed betas cute, user.
Christopher King
t.mouthbreather
John Smith
fat positivity or other dumd shit.
Luis Lee
Caleb Sullivan
*spins towards you dealing 150hp/s*
Luke Hernandez
>secret boss opens up after you beat the final boss
Cameron Price
yeah, sometimes. Fugg you won :DDD
Ayden Robinson
scared whiteboi?
Chase Cook
Jeremiah Edwards
Evan Torres
i think its the angle, probably looks worse if he took a legit picture to show off his chin and nose
Wyatt Mitchell
>ferra torr
Levi Morgan
So reddit is a final boss?
Chase Hall
Asher Gonzalez
Picture would look cooler without tubby on the left