Join voice chat

>be LOOK HERE, LOOK LISTEN guy
>make 40-50k a year from streaming when you can be arsed
>have depression cause people bully you, that's the only reason anyone cares about you streaming
>person with 0 viewers looks at you

>join voice chat
>a girl greet me

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>match starts
>"join voice chat boys"
>no one joins
>"omg join voice chat please"
>everyone ignores him again
>"guys please join voice chat im talking to myself"
>no one bothers responding, not even to insult him
>"a player has left the match"

>join
>hear a girl talking
>mute her

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>join voice chat
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>"brb smoke break"
>forgot to mute his mic
>hear him masturbating

>"bro get in VC"
>bros funnel in for some coop/multiplayer fuckery nearly every day

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>faggot does earrape shit with his mic as if it's ever funny

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quit joining reddit chatrooms

ok this is based

you're boring, just quit or adapt a fake personality and be a social chameleon like pewdiepie

get over yourself you fucking tranny

lol

just ignore?

>join call
>talk with friends
>have a good time
>friend's gf enters call
>she brings up business woes
>we sympathize and happily talk about it
>we all enter a game together and have a good time
>everyone eventually goes to bed and bids each other a good day tomorrow

>Join chat
>"NIGGERS"

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>using voice chat

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>Can either join voice of some random person I don't know
>Or continue listening to music and staying in chat with friends I do know and enjoy talking to
Really hard decision.

>Listening to music or watching a stream of some internet drama
>"Yo bro get in VC"
>9 people in the channel playing 2 different games while one guy is talking about how his grandmother doing some stupid shit
>Say "No I'm busy"
>They get upset
I'm not playing FF14, and I'm not dealing with the grindwall in MH:W, so I guess I'm just never going back

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>having a good time playing and talking with friends on vc
>we're all neets
>one wagecuck friend joins and complains about work and customers nonstop, literally the only thing they can talk about
>"well it was nice getting to talk to you guys again, I've gotta go to bed, early shift tomorrow"
>bid him Farewell
>continue doing stupid bullshit until 3am
>sleep
>do it all over again
huh.

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>be in guild
>guildchat consists solely of people saying hellos and cyas

EXTERIOR LIKE FISH EGGS

This is too real

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I guess i'm just lucky, the group of friends I have don't pressure anyone to get in VC, no need to. We just used it either when playing shit together or just to chat about random stuff whilst playing our own shit. I can't imagine ever dealing with overly emotional people that get fucking upset about it.

>not bullying her and hearing her start screeching while white knights screech at you
cuck

>join guild
>they tell you to join discord and be active
>the only people talking is you and the guild leader

>get into random eceleb discord
>post soundcloud.com/daigon-fernandezmora/niggerz-bop-ducktales-theme-song
>get banned

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did you get banned?
I remember one time I posted the Meet the Sniper NZ shooting in some artists discord and then a week later my account was deactivated

>>posting
>not micspamming it
you fucking retard you cant even lie right

>did you get banned?
sorry I meant did your account get deactivated

>Streamer with 0 viewers streams a game I'm interested in
>Start watching
>30 seconds in hear "Oh, hello there"
>close tab

>get in match
>start micspamming
>if im in a NA or BR server i get instantly kicked
>if its a peru or chile server, they let me play, even ask me to play songs which i do
>if its in the party Yea Forumsan, some retards mute me
i guess zoomers are fucking retarded huh

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>game has voice chat
>dumb nigger is on discord talking to other people

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i have been trying to ignore everyone. Maybe i should just buy some creepy ass mask and play bideo games and give the 12 year old something to gossip about. All i have to do is be quiet and play behind a mask
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merapsco?

>Hey user, join voice chat please.
>Why so I can hear you guys fighting about who's fault something is?
>That won't happen, don't be so negative join chat.
>Join chat.
>minutes later.
>OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD AT THIS, HOW ARE YOU MY RANK?!?
>DUDE IT'S ALL THAT GUYS FAULT I WAS DOING FINE BUT THEN HE DIDN'T HELP ME.
>YOU WERE OUT OF POSITION STOP TALKING LIKE YOU'RE GOOD.
>close voice chat.

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>join tf2 server
>some retard is playing ram ranch and probably giggling to himself like a douche
>instamute and propose kick
>it goes through

>some other retard spamming alex jones babble
>instamute and propose kick
>it goes through

>retard micspamming any siiva gunner mix ever
>instamute and propose kick
>it goes through

i hope youre not THAT guy, Yea Forums

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nope

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>voice chat with internet friends
vc with irl friends or random strangers are the best vc experiences

>I am so offended that it's not enough that I can literally instantly silence them, they must be physically removed from the game.

>Join match.
>Guy has mic permanently on, no headphones a loud keyboard and he keeps making "heh bruuuuuuup fffffffffpt hehehehehe LOOOOOL DUDE" noises.
>Instantly mute.

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>they must be physically removed from the game.
do you even read what you write? this is just straight embarassing. I hope i didn't struck a nerve my guy cheers

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Cringe

>game has voice chat
>zoomer wants to use Snapchat instead
>everyone asks why
>zoomer can't think of a reason
>mfw

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ZOOMERS

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>tfw hate my voice
>every time ive gotten in with some faggot Yea Forums discord boys theyre surprised and let down by my voice compared to my personality
>never join voice chats ever again

>This will actually anger some people on this board who's only form of social interaction is spamming the same dead meme over and over.
Gods work.

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>some retard mic spamming loud inaudible shit
>mute
>it is echoed through other peoples mics

>"Hey user, how are you doing?"
>"Pretty good, Man. How are you?"

Dead silence=

>Join vc
>fuckload of background noise is someone's mic
>"dude can you turn on push to talk?"
>"no"

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Based gay poster

It's easy, if the viewes engage you, you engage them, otherwise let lurkers lurk. Chances are they're there for the game and not you. Maybe just comment on the gameplay or why you do things that you're doing in the game without addressing anyone in particular.

>playing squad
>retard squad lead mutes me
>get bros to hunt him down and kill him
>other bros dig up his rally before he can spawn
>forced to run from main base without a vehicle, we pile in to an mrap and shoot him one last time

if you're going to cry about someone else using the mic, i'll give you a real reason to cry

>My entire life people have complimented my voice
>Randoms in game tell me I've got a great voice and ask if I'm streaming when I'm just fucking around
>Want to get into some kind of voice work but it seems impossible unless you know someone
Maybe I should make a channel doing shitty dubs, I don't know

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>decide to play FFXIV with friend
>he has some other friend he's also playing with
>he autistically wants to grind for fucking weapons when he's not even remotely close to the point where that becomes necessary
>point this out
>yeah but why not
>then proceed to waste a couple hours doing LITERALLY nothing because he can't make up his mind if he wants to do a literal pointless grind or try and get to level 20
Never played FFXIV with him again. In fact, shortly after playing with him I lost all will to play FFXIV at all, and never finished Stormblood.

I salute to you, user.

I think they're mostly asshurt I don't want to dump money into MMO and MMO lite garbage they love so much.
Because sometimes I get heat on spending like 20 bucks on a mobage but these niggas are buying shit like Fallout 76 and paying MMO subs like that's any different.

>Forgot

>Maybe i should just buy some creepy ass mask and play bideo games and give the 12 year old something to gossip about.
I've thought about this, mostly because I want to stream, but absolutely no one watches unless you have a facecam. That and I don't want to put my face on cam so people can clip me looking retarded and become a meme

>small server /vg/ server
>some are in the VC
>Join
>fucking politics

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great voice still needs good personality you fucking faggot
legit this is the only thing ive ever been insecure about, no height, looks, or dick issues just this

>mute everyone who ever uses voice for irrelevant info
>use mic only to convey beneficial/tactical info
I'm not your friend, nobody cares about gossip, and Discord is no different than Facebook group circlejerk that have a vague topic if any at all. It feels like a social life supplement and I'd rather not be messaged unless invited to a game.

>join chat while the admin is on
>"sup niggers"

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>Join ranked game with randos.
>Dude join voice chat, so we can work together better :)
>Ignore.
>One round goes by, we lose it.
>This is all because user didn't join chat.
>Fine ...
>Join chat.
>One guy is playing music over a always on mic from what sounds like a radio in his room.
>They're all bickering about who's fault it actually is, this continues for the rest of the game.
>Don't say a single thing the entire game, but they don't complain about me anymore, because I'm subjecting my self to their in fighting and the inability to press the mic key so they use open mic.

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this
fuck discord
fuck your social life

You can't just say things like that and not post your voice.

you either need to start on youtube first and then cross over or aggressively shill yourself in game if it's online or on the games subreddit or whatever the fuck and generally stick to one game (that won't die in a month) and then branch out from there

>everyone gets really quiet whenever you talk

I think I'm a pretty fun guy, most people online think so, though I don't have many irl friends.
Relax, I'm sure it's not as bad as you think it is.

>so they use open mic.
I hate this the most.
Being unable to control your own audio pollution is a sign of a stupid person, if you listen to music in public without earbuds, or if you blast it so loud with them I can still hear it, 100% you're a retarded nigger.
BONUS POINTS if tap sounds are enabled on their phone, lowest brain function possible on a human being, and if the screen isn't spider webbed it will be in less than a month

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>Play Ragnarok Online 2 with two people from Yea Forums
>They quickly decide to take a break for the day
>I grind a few levels ahead, it's only the early game
>They log on and realise I've got ahead and start throwing an autistic tantrum about how I'm playing without them and now I'm too far ahead
>Offer to stop doing quests and help them do theirs so they can catch up
>They refuse and tell me that this would make it 'too easy' and that I shouldn't have played without them in the first place
>They uninstall
>I proceed to hit max level and clear all the raids
Never play an MMO with someone unless you know they're willing to play as much as you. Total waste of fucking time otherwise.

post vocaroo

Ow the edge.

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my voice is shit user I sound like a 15 year old twerp

oh it is, the only time its ever sounded nice was just after waking up while laying down being sick in bed

maybe what should I even say?

it kind of is a social life supplement, it was made that way, but for some reason discords die out super fucking fast, I'm in one with at least 200+ people and like the same 10 fucking say anything, or it's like that one person bragging about being in 20 different servers but never types in some of them. what's the point

>play comms heavy game
>Be comms heavy role
>mute people for using mic
>win a prize

>Usually pretty witty and funny and people laugh at your jokes
>It's one of those days
>Make a comment on something
>Immediately start second guessing yourself in your head
>No one laughs and you realise it wasn't funny/appropriate
Feels like shit to make those social cock ups.

Come on, don't be so insecure about it.

call user a punk ass bitch in vocaroo

vocaroo.com/i/s1IMfSLaoDQj

What would you like me to say?
I mean if you're that insecure about it you could always just fake a voice. Though that's a temp solution and after so long your throat gets sore

I don't get the point of bragging about being in servers, but sometimes I join servers just for info on certain games I'm starting out in, or to find one or two people to play with if it's team based. Otherwise it'll sit there unused for the most part until I decide I don't plan on playing the game anymore and leave.

wow critical I didnt know you used Yea Forums

I'm LTG retard

LETS GO BOYS LETS GO

Eh, it's okay

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>Meet the Sniper NZ shooting
kek, are you really surprised

BELOW

>he thinks roasties have emotions and aren't just using you for more white knight favor
fool

"Now is not the time for fear. That comes later."

vocaroo.com/i/s1UeCzFC2g81
bro just b urself
eh I think itd be more embarrassing for someone to find my normal voice after hiding it with a voice changer than just opening up with it
like finding out someone you know has been wearing lift insoles

I already recorded this, hope you like it.

vocaroo.com/i/s1j3TgsbatbT

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I don't mean a voice changer, I just mean make your voice sound deeper with vocal exercises. But you're right, it will never be natural and just be constant effort.
It's not like you've got an incredible voice, but I've definitely heard much much worse

>Join game.
>Stay quiet because insecure.
>Try to use voice commands and shooting in a specific direction to warn person about enemy.
>DUDE I ALMOST DIED, SAY SOMETHING IF YOU SEE HIM BEHIND ME, YOU HAVEN'T USED COMMS ALL GAME, I CAN SEE YOU HAVE A MIC SAY SOMETHING YOU LOSER!
>S-Sorry, I'm just a little-
>PFFT HAHAHAHA, OH WOW, THAT LISP! YOU ACTUALLY ARE A TOTAL LOSER, NVM DUDE, NEVER SPEAK AGAIN! DO YOUR SELF A FAVOR AND JUST KILL YOUR SELF, I FEEL BAD FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS TO TALK TO YOU!
>Try to soldier through and make call outs.
>Dude bro takes every chance to giggle and laugh about the lisp.
>Rest of the team remains silent.
>Game end.
>GG guys, oh an remember to end your self my man, seriously, not even joking, your lisp is disgusting.

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>weeb poster
fucking deserved it shitstain

That's actually hilarious if you're this concerned about it.

post voice
don't worry, I won't make fun of you

>they use push to talk
>every time they speak they hold down the button for ~10 seconds and then speak

just become a healbitch femboy
youll turn the bullying into lust

>get asked to join vc
>join but keep mic muted and just type back

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just speak up u little bitch, u sound fine

Can you not?

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>want to do a raid
>don't want to talk.

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this image makes me sick for some reason

vocaroo.com/i/s15MTpMg61s1

This is why I don't bother with mics. They always say it's to help coordinate the team but they never say fuck all that actually helps.

Meanwhile, an autistic guy or two that have no mics blast through the game and win the round. Turns out that coordinating doesn't do jack shit if you don't know how to play the fucking game.

Don't worry about it. Retards who haven't really got much to grill you with in the first place love to dig into trivial shit like your voice or where you're from. It's like edgy sperglords who turn around and start flipping their lid anytime they hear a woman speak in a game.

He can't call your skill into question and you had made attempts to communicate with him and he stayed ignorant of that because he's a moron. So he had to make one desperate attempt to get at you using what little he could think of. Your voice, that'll do it.

Have a little more confidence in yourself, grow some thicker skin, and learn to tell faggots like this autist to fuck off.

vocaroo.com/i/s00ZjHzRPJ2K

exactly just stop taking urself so seriously

Dont give up user! No matter what! I followed the same path, and I still think I'm garbage. But I average 6 viewers now, and got 350 followers in the past 5 months since I started. Keep at it and find your groove!

I think I'm garbage but 350 people apparently disagree

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>join server
>someone's currently talking about you
>ask what you're talking about
>everyone bursts out laughing except them
>NOTHING NOTHING NEVER MIND

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I use memes to mask the pain user
my shit voice sounds fine reciting equally shitty memes

RANK

OUTSIDER YOU WILL BE JUDGED

i would of told him to fuck off if i was in your game, but like what said u gotta stick up for yourself

it was a girl talking about wanting to touch my beard

u sound ur age, idk what ur freaking out about

>Join game.
>Talk in english.
>Guys talkin in my native language complaining about everyone else in the game.
>Keep quiet and ignore them
>They keep doing it.
So tempting, but I'd rather not let them know I know, they might try to communicate with me then.

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oh? what age am I based on the voocroo?

idk 18-23 i reckon

lucky guess
god Id trade an inch of dick or height for a better voice

>overwatch
this is your own fault

>>Rest of the team remains silent.
Why do bystanders always remain silent if someone gets bullied? Someone should step in and say something.

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in most cases the ones who are doing the bullying are in the vc with their friends, you wouldn't get a word in going against 3 or so other people

>Nice dick
>Nice voice
Now I just need to get in fucking shape

>try out a game
>my partner says hello to me in voice chat
>immediately close game and uninstall it

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least u aint insecure about those i guess, but u sound fine so take it easy
they dont wanna get trash talked too maybe. im too old for that shit, i try to say something if it i see it

In reality, you are THAT guy.

>tfw your former friend had a dedicated button on tf2 that made lines of just "Nigger"
was funny at first but just kept doing it over and over even when no one was saying anything

start this instant then, no excuses

This is how all mic spam or ebin chat bots turn out. Might be funny at first, but they never accept when it's stopped being funny and is just annoying

I'm starting a fast today

>join chat on smurf account
>masturbate in the background while talking
>make sure everyone can hear
If you haven't tried it yet, you should.

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sauce on anime pic

>be me
>somehow get privileges on huge discord channel
>every time a specific person i dont like join the voice chat drag him into a new channel and delete it
>nobody knows it is me doing it

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>Fart
>Join the voice chat
>Realize I was in the voice chat all along

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>streaming
Fuck off you attention whoring underage piece of shit.

>not purposely shoving mic into ass and brapping as hard as you can

whats wrong with you?

A couple good friends have done something akin to this wew lad.

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They must be retarded then because it's pretty easy to see who's doing it.

>join server as spectator
>mic spam hitler speeches, johnny rebel and obnoxious ear rape
>they can't do anything because spectators are not listed as players and can't be muted

>your vote doesn't go through
>propose to kick the faggot retard (You) who doesn't know how to mute
>it goes through

>join ranked game
>everyone else in voice chat is a high-pitched GIVEMEAYYVEEPEE child

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>in a restaurant with friends
>someone hops on your table, dabs and starts farting so loud you can't even hear each other talk
>lmao why don't all 10 of you just go to a different table

>playing CSGO when it's filled with nothing but third worlders
You have no one to blame but yourself.