One sunny day in Lilycove City, the jovial Regi Titans were walking down the street to go get some lunch from their favorite restaurant, burger king....
One sunny day in Lilycove City...
Christian Adams
Christopher Sullivan
Already better than detective pikachu
Noah Gutierrez
>O+H
what does it mean?
Aiden Turner
However, not too far awaiting a stop signal down the lane was the nefarious Darkrai and his two gang members. They resented the Titans because the Titans had always snooped in their operations, disrupting their drug deals.
"Today's the day boys, and girl. We're gonna get those FREAKS and get the hell out of here."
Henry Cook
Stomping the gas pedal, the gang flew down the street and aimed their weapons, opening fire on the innocent Titans who could not protect themselves.
The bullets flew and the Titans fell one by one, their lives taken in a horrible drive-by shooting...
Henry Miller
Lucas Nelson
A knock came from the door. Regigigas shifted and scrambled to open it.
"Oh hohoho! Hello! I've got a pie cooling on the window, do you want to come i-..." He stopped as he saw it was two police officers.
"We're sorry to have to tell you this... but..." Came one of them.
Logan Richardson
It was raining the next day.
Jayden Ward
Regigigas was never the same since he learned his sons had perished. He spent his days drowning in liquor to try and ease the pain, if even a little...
Kevin Howard
>"Thee suspects were apprehended today in Mauville City who were believed to have been the perpetrators of a deadly drive-by shooting that happened last week in Lilycove City, claiming three lives and injuring one."
Jeremiah Perez
....
Connor Johnson
.....
Ian Peterson
Julian Reed
>slow start finally ends
>tries to kill himself
fucking RIP
Aaron Thompson
"Regigigas. I bid you welcome to paradise." So saith the creator.
Joseph Campbell
"But unfortunately, I must as well bid you goodbye..."
>"What? Why? Bid me goodbye? W-what do you mean Lord?!" Regigigas pleaded, afraid.
Dominic Evans
"Because you come here in sin, Regigigas. As you now stand afore me, I am saddened to tell you that you will not receive rest, but you will find damnation. You have never attended my places of faith once in your life, and in your final days, you have became slothful and wrathful, filling thyself with all manner of degeneracy." So saith the creator.
Regigigas cowered. He just didn't want this, but he had no choice now. He made his life decisions, and so he ends with them.
"Regigigas, I banish you to the Distortion World. Forever." Came the last words.
Isaiah Collins
And so, Regigigas found his new place. Though his children rested in peace, he burned in anguish, awash in the flames of Giratina eternally.
So ending his story.
Henry Ortiz
where's the payoff dobson?????
Grayson Brooks
Jason Morales
I laugh at people who still have their foreskin.
Zachary Nguyen
he did nothing wrong
fuck arceus
Austin Taylor
>proud of being mutilated as a child
Juan Thompson
>Being proud of archaic practices that involve genital mutilation
Evan Wright
>give man everything
>take away mans everything
>man drinks and pisses himself for a few days
>man kills himself
>"lol, you're going to hell"
Fuck Arceus, Regigigas deserves better.
Brody Barnes
based and redpilled
heathens who commit suicide don't deserve a thing
Jacob Foster
I laugh at the fact that it's legal to strap down newborn baby boys and cut off part of their penis with weird scissors, while at the same time it's illegal to take some normal scissors to a newborn baby girls clit.
Ayden Diaz
Arceus did nothing wrong, Regigigas should have known better than to forsake and give up his god-given life, thus giving up on Arceus and failing to overcome the trials and tribulations of life.
David Hill
I think Arceus is a sadist. How could a god take away everything from such a weak being? I mean, he must've known that Regigigas would kill himself if he lost his boys, he is the all knowing.
Arceus is just a pervert who likes baiting poor souls into committing sinful acts to send them to hell.
Jackson Wood
Well, you can't save every single egg, always have to crack a few.