Be me

>be me
>in 5th grade
>parents fight a lot
>play Minecraft to get away from it all
> 6 years later
>parents split while ago
>very depressed cause highschool is shit
>good friends get me through it
>friends start playing mc
>"oh shit I forgot about that game"
>still have my username and password
>Happy.png
>Host server and play with a bunch of friends
>basically have to relearn the game
>start remembering sad memories
>dad throwing trashcan at me
>parents punching me and hitting me
>calling me a terrible son
>feel even more depressed than I did before I started playing again
>really want to kill my self every day
>stupid friends keep me from ending it everyday
>thanks friends

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nice blogpost faggot

so you're like 16?
bye

Is it too late to start playing Minecraft?

Is it actually good or was it flavor of the month and shit back in 2014 or whenever the fuck it was all over Yea Forumss frontpage?

Enjoy your ban

modded or vanilla?

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haha faggot, if you associate bad memories with a game your a faggot

true

god damnit he could be born in 2000 and hes still allowed to post

idk, the only main difference is a bunch of people is getting nostalgia for it and the 10-year-olds have moved to different games

Depends, are you slightly autistic? Serious question

You okay user?

>average age in fifth grade 10-11
>six years plus 10-11 = 17 at most
Underage

Me and my wife's son play all the time

No, I think I played it once but got bored after making a dirt house but that's when it was new

Minecraft blew up in 2011, earliest he could have found it before then was 2010 as it was in infdev before that.

So taking this knowledge he said hes in fifth grade. The average age is 10.
It's been 9 years since 2010, but he says 6 years later. Which means he found minecraft in 2013.
Meaning hes 16 years old maybe 17 at the oldest.

>Your average refusteve

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>Parents realize they fucked up by having a kid like you
>Try to push you to kill yourself
>Autis hold you back

>don't play minecraft
>have no friends
>listen to them talk about minecraft while parents beat me back home
>study hard and try get a good job so I can spit in all their faces
>it hasn't happened yet

nigger its 2019, minecraft was in beta 2011, he would be in 5th grade in 2011. He'd be 19 now. You fags forget minecraft was huge even before being out of beta.

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you're a horrible little faggot and the reason your parents split up. Your friends only played with you because you were willing to host the server. Maybe you should do everyone a favor and go take a long walk off a short pier

Got a crossplay server?

Yes but he says
>Be in fifth grade and want to kill myself
>It's been 6 years
MEANING
he was in fifth grade 6 years ago, in 2013. So at most he's 16 or 17

>have bad parents
>push myself to study hard and make something of myself despite their bullshit
>get through college with useful degree, end up with 250k salary thanks to good networking and hopping on the right tech trains at the right time
>completely ghost parents for the rest of their lives
>keep tabs on them via hackerman skills, and just as they start looking at the "bright side" of me turning out well despite their bullshit, kill myself to spite them
>haha fuck you mom n dad
>i win

What? What the hell? What mod? (Asking for my cousin)

He says "6 years later, parents split up a while ago"
While easy to interperate as now, it could also be interpenetrated as 6 years later a while ago before the 6 year mark. Autistic mental gymnastics yes but the point is there is no solid wording of him being 16,17.

Listen, better safe then sorry. I don't want underages on here

I would glady invite hordes of underage if all the sneedposters left in return. 0p

I dont want em anymore than you do.

You have to be creative to like it. If you're just there to kill monsters or whatever, then don't bother.

So you became them, good for you

Isn't there like exploring to do? I thought it had a survival mode

>be me
no shit retard

half the board at any given time is underage, it's Yea Forums