>I'm putting together a roster
I'm putting together a roster
Adrian Mitchell
Gabriel Jones
Why would he do that to himself?
Hunter Sanders
I think it's finally time I came out of retirement.
Count me in.
Sebastian Sullivan
you can always count on us old friend
Kevin Turner
Gooooooooood Morning Papa!
Gabriel Moore
Heh, sounds like a fun time, count me in.
Grayson Jones
Time to party boys!
Mason Gonzalez
Literally grinch 2.0
Sebastian Edwards
boss of wheels reporting for duty
Camden Lopez
ok... ill do it....
Evan Gray
One last job, for old time's sake
Nathaniel Hill
Ahem, you were saying?
Robert Jackson
You told me you didn't need me. Now you've come crawling back?
Fine. I'm in.
Thomas Adams
After last time.....
I don’t think so
Levi Price
oh shit here come the sevens of the banjo bros
Jaxson Garcia
U will never stop my tranny powers.
Oliver Gray
Oh,can i join?
Ignore my shitty brother.He secretly hates me.
Fuck off brother
Chase Kelly
Castle miner z default avatar here
Elijah Barnes
Jacob Adams
banjobros are the literal bernie bros of smash bros.
prove me wrong
Cooper Hughes
Quads of truth
Seven of shit
Brandon Lee
You mean beta cucks who lost?
Yeah seems like it.
Xavier Hernandez
See you soon.
James Moore
Okay! Let's do it with the power of friendship!
Tyler Morales
Ahem.
Sebastian Sanders
I just invited EVERYONE, is that ok?
Zachary Hughes
>Don't believe the leak at all
>Pretend like I do or that I'm on the fence because both make Stevoids seethe uncontrollably
Ohohohohohohohoho
Hudson Jackson
If you say so~
Xavier Campbell
Let me in Smash
Dylan Jackson
based
Camden Martin
Count us in
Benjamin Martin
>it's another "Yea Forums humors another fake leak because they like the choices" episode
Matthew Bell
Poor little block boi
Thomas Collins
Why is every popular leak full of boring picks?
Thomas Jenkins
NO FREAKIN WAY
LOIS GET IN HERE THE REGIS FROM POKEMON ARE JOINING US
Lincoln Rogers
Thanks for your help guys,we are trying to break into the smash dlc vault so everyone can get in,not just 4.
How do we do it?
Justin Walker
...Tsh, you think I'd let you have all the fun?
Gavin Phillips
Fuck off goku, Super was fucking shit. Somehow outdid GT.
Jaxon Wright
Tonight’s the night
John Bailey
>grabs him by the throat
back the fuck off!?!?
Kayden Myers
Harder daddy
Robert Nelson
Who are you trying to fool banjoid?
Alexander Sanchez
You, you,
You should have gone for the head
Zachary Sanders
>Banjo is the one who loses
Who's Tony supposed to be in this scenario?
Josiah Baker
Probably Erdrick
John Rogers
>Erdrick sacrifices himself to kill another boring DLC choice
Kino
Henry Gomez
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
IT'S OVER
Jason Ortiz
Count me in
Oliver Reed
7 doesn’t outweigh quads, especially on Yea Forums where only 0s can get repeating numerical symbols
Xavier Howard
I know what it's like to be deconfirmed. To feel so desperately that you're in, yet to fail nonetheless.
It's frightening, turns the OC to jelly.
I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it, the toad unloads all the same. And now it's here, or should I say, I am.
Adrian Gomez
BASED NAGATORO
Jaxon Price
HOLY FUCK IT'S BANJO THE BEAR THIS IS BASED
Jaxon Diaz
*YAWN*
Ian Ward
GOOD MOOOOOOORNING SHANTAEFAG
Elijah Campbell
Based plantposter copycat
Ethan Brown
-Reimu? more like Rei-must never be added
-Shovel Knight? more like Shovelware Dyke
-Doomguy? more like Doomedguy
-Geno? more like Ge-no thanks
-Rayman? more like Gayman
-Crash Bandicoot? more like Trash Bandicrap
-Isaac? more like I-sack of trash
-Chosen Undead? more like Stay Dead
-Mario? more like Nah, bro
-Ridley? more like Too Bigley
-Decidueye? more like Decidu-nay
-Ninten? more like Nonten
-Bomberman? more like Flopperman
-Ike? more like Dyke
-Paper Mario? more like Paper Towel
-Ashley? more like Trashley
-Waluigi? more like Walmaoooo
-Bandana Dee? more like you'll never be in
-Excitebike? More like take a hike!
-Lip? More like R.I.P.!
-K. Rool? More like Ok, fool!
-Steve? more like Dweeb!
-Banjo? more like Banjoke!
-Akira Nishikiyama? more like Faggira
-Quote? more like Who-uote?
-Phoenix Wright? more like Penis Ride!
-Gex? more like Gayx!
-Minecraft? more like My ass!
-Kiryu Kazuma? more like Kiryeeew Kazumotherfucker!
-Monster Hunter? more like Dumpster Diver!
-Erdrick? more like Erdick!
-Master Chief? more like that ain't it chief!
Gavin Thompson
>still has kiryu in there
You're alright shantaeposter. You're alright
Grayson Thomas
Shantae? More like Shit-ay!
Thomas Hill
I think it’s time we...
Take charge!
Carson Myers
>Ahem
Fuck Niggers
Jayden Ward
based Mung poster
Samuel Peterson
I'm on my way, anyone need a lift?
Owen Perry
please tell me you fags aren't buying this.
this is pepe silvia type shit, you're making connections that barely exist with zero weight.
and im saying this as a day 1 banjofag since melee.
Easton Murphy
Super was objectively better than GT, only a nostalgiafaggot would think otherwise.
Matthew Bailey
mf said he dont belive this """leak""" but don't have proof to completely debunk it, why is Yea Forums giving him so much shit?
Benjamin Miller
>Shantaefag
Talk about a restless spirit.
Carter Clark
because it originated from his discord so he's being attached to the leak as if he were the creator
Nicholas Watson
>using google to prove that a character is part of the dlc roster
even the grinch leaks were more believable than this shit
Dylan Lewis
Will believe anything, even something destructive and wrong if it supports their cause?
>Vergeben
Spouts debunked talking points, resorts to insults when called out?
>Muh Relevancy
>Muh game sales
>Biggest game evar!!!
Its entire narrative is based on a lie?
>Again...Vergeben.
Yep...sounds like a Stevefag to me.
Henry Hill
7
Hunter Richardson
I GOT BOXES FULL OF BANJO DUDE
Nolan Long
>Steve
Ayden Richardson
Caleb Lopez
I'll bite, who "leaked" what under what shitty premise this time?
Nolan Barnes
Every fucking day with this shit
Joseph Allen
tl;dr: by way of super specific, borderline conspiracy theory methods, people believe they have obtained the identities of the remaining 4 DLC fighters for Ultimate. Those 4 are Banjo, Ryu Hayabusa, Artorias from Dark Souls, and Doomslayer as when you perform the methods it causes one of the first search results to be an ad for the Smash Ultimate Fighters Pass. The reason people believe this to be true is because by following the specific methods to a T, only those 4 characters (plus Joker) will trigger the ad. Some may say Artorias only triggers the ad because his name is synonymous with DLC in the google algorithms and the other 3 trigger the ad on account of being synonymous with leaks, DLC, Smash, etc. in the google algorithms but the counterpoint to that is Steve and Erdrick, who should also be synonymous with leaks, DLC, and Smash but don't trigger the ads at all. That's about the gist of it
Landon Campbell
FUCK ALL OF YOU
HAVOC IS IN
Ryder Martinez
why do people want a dark souls boss so much in smash?
Austin James
REMINDER THAT BOX THEORY WAS TRUE
Bentley Harris
He's in.
Robert Ramirez
they're in
Daniel Jones
>REMINDER THAT BOX THEORY WAS TRUE
>So this one is too
Brainlet
Leo Ross
>Meanwhile "hurr this is Grinch Leak 2.0 durr"
Asher Collins
No leak is real
Julian Nelson
What's wrong with comparing two leaks with flimsy evidence?
Jordan Bell
He's in
Jordan Wright
Heavy is ready to beat entire roster, count me in
Lincoln James
so whose the idiot everyone is believing this time?
Cooper Diaz
Don't think you can do this without me.
Jaxson King
Checked
It has LESS going for it.
Henry Rodriguez
It needs to be said, Papa Genos himself doesnt believe Google Theory, it's just because his discord found it out that he feels obligated to report on it and give arguments for both sides.
Otherwise he is on the side that believes Erdrick is still getting in
Tyler White
Is it time?
Lucas Butler
Box theory relied on a physical item with visual evidence. Google theory is one big nothing burger that relies on exploiting a search engine algorithm.
Kayden Gonzalez
Box theory was a marketing fuck up
Google Theory is also a Marketing fuck up
Nathan Murphy
Box theory was true and there was literally over 500 fake leaks that were false
Dylan Davis
>Google Theory is also a Marketing fuck up
Does Nintendo even use Google to advertise Smash stuff? Why do the ads link to a page on the Nintendo website that doesn't exist? How come these ads only pop up under specific circumstances?
hmmmm
Aiden Lewis
THEORIES AREN'T LEAKS RETARD
Hudson Perez
BROS
OMG
LOOK
HOLY FUCK
Nathaniel Jones
That page doesn't exist. Why has nobody addressed this issue?
Easton Allen
because anyone that cares about Smash leaks is a fucking retard that believe the first thing they spot without research or question or google
Michael Cooper
seething