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And I want Brie Larson to shut her filthy whore mouth.
Clearly, neither of us are getting what we want.
nope
Sorry honey, Samus has to have an ass.
God no, i saw her acting in endgame, absolutely terrible
pls no more pancake ass
fpbp
I havent seen her movie, and I feel blessed.
This is horse shit! CLEARLY Samus is transgender! Yet, Hollywood will once again silence the voices of trans people with their transphobic nonsense!
She's a tall as me :3
Good. Hopefully she can bring that toxic feminity and white male guilt sales to a Nintendo movie. After Detective Pikachu flopped, we need it.
Don't @ me
dilate
So does Rhonda Roussey. They should Ultimate Surrender for it.
Suddenly Dragon Lily outta nowhere
she's a kinda tall blond lady so she could do samus, especially since Samus rarely talks which is a fitting role for Larson
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>pls no more pancake ass
HIRE THIS MAN
But I kept my girl dick boys like it:3
Not gonna happen. Hollywood had enoigh white saviors.
Its going to be played by a black woman of no specific denomination with a free body type. Like some noname rapper with bleached hair.
>Forced into top billing because bitches want more self insert fantasies.
>Suddenly thinks she isn't a fucking garbage actor.
I would have made a better Captain Marvel and I'm a fat fucking idiot.
Unironically could work if Samus has less than 10 words of dialog throughout the film.
>Ultimate Surrender
Bruh
She as Bayonetta when?
lol no
Do you have the one with Spider-Man
>tfw a guy and you have more of an ass than most girls you know
>emotionless
>blonde
>no character
She'd be perfect for the role.
She would actually be a pretty good Samus but she would need to gain some more muscle
stupid sexy parker
ARE YOU ASS SHAMING HER YOU LITTLE INCEL! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! SHE IS A WOMAN! THAT'S RIGHT, A WO-OOO-MAN
She's too ugly and has too shitty of a body to play Samus, she should try some numale game instead.
I think homo shit is disgusting but he is actually more appealing than her. Maybe it's because I've seen her toes.
user why would you staring at another man's ass what are you gay lol fag
Hell nah, no ass no play samus
Why is she doing a really shitty Micheal Jackson tilt?
Metroid was a mistake, it attract the fucking worst. Only good thing to come out was the space pirates tubes comics.
F-fuck you!
Hmmm
I don't know guys... her acting is flat as a piece of cardboard. Sounds like Samus
All she had to do was work out a little, a few squats here and there but no, she's a lazy cunt who wants as much respect if not more the men she works around that put in 10x the effort she did into her role.
Fuck off with your full body suit bullshit