Go on and build more o' yer little guns. I'll shove every one of them up yer tf2 thread

git gud

yeah tf2's hitreg is a fucking mess
there's been a good number of times where i shoot a guy the moment before i die and i see the bullet lines going out but it just doesn't register
not to mention valve can't program a melee system for shit

Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid Doc!

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>You think this is a motherfucking game?

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>Ywn have a bromance on the level of Demoman and Solider

2019...I'm forgotten

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How the fuck do you play and demoman, do i just randomly throw his pills all over the place or what the fuck

IT IS THE FORBIDDEN DANCE!

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get used to the speed of your pipes for each of your primaries and aim them
100 damage every direct hit
its great

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youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A
WE ARE THE WILL
WATCH US GLIMMER
LIKE THE SUN FOR THE CHAMPIONS
LOSE CONTROL
BODY AND SOUL
WE PUSH OURSELVES TO THE MAXIMUM
THE CHAMPIONS THE CHAMPIONS

is a lower or higher sensitivity preferred for demoman?

>In TF2's america space travel died with a monkeys death
>You can also own florida for 500k
TF2's world building is fucking great

Lower sensitivity
Turn off mouse accel
Big ol' mousepad

really that's all you need other than practice. Try some MGE as scout if you want some practice in 1v1 firefights

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>auto balance still acts the same way in tf2 today

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>caring about auto-balance

lol

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also reminder that Monkey was suppose to fight his Soviet counterpart named Vladimir bananas with a haunted Sword, a pickaxe and a bugle

I was the most famous tf2 player in the world at one point
:’(

>soldier
die

I thought in casual it asked for volunteers? Then switched you anyway if no-one does

it stopped asking when they re-added auto balance

Haha shit

:(

DIIIC
SOOP CAN

>play 2fort as engineer
>set sentry between spawn and courtyard, at an angle where it can shoot the battlements and the courtyard
>place dispenser in the top doorway that leads down the spiral
>equip widowmaker to encourage better aim
Now you can practice all you want because 80% of the retards who play 2fort can't get past that setup. And if they did, you'd know it.

cl_interp 0
cl_cmdrate 67
cl_updaterate 67
rate 300000
m_rawinput 1

>liberty launcher
>dustbowl

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literally acquire proficiency

unbased and washed up

Do you think Vr Tf2 is going to be a thing now since valve is making Vrset

TF2 already has VR

wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Oculus_Rift_User_Guide

>most famous player
>tf2

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If a Scout can get next to even the best Sniper, he should be dead.
Scoping should halve the rifle's damage but it charges to multiply its damage by 6, so a fully charged shot is the same, but a quickscope headshot is now only 75.

>mfw killing conga fags
>mfw killing friendlies
>mfw disguising as a heavy and crouching onlky to backstab them

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>Tfw mechawreck got confirmed a pedo

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?

>Let's go practice medicine user

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Only enginiggers can pull this shit off

>"I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD"
>server actually panics and bans me
that was fun

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I meant upgraded and better than this

that reminds me of the time me and my buddy used keybinds, the quick fix and 1337 pipe skills to convince a bunch of stupid kids we were hackers. Good times.

MOOOOOOODDSSSSS

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Why is MvM so fucking autistic

Legitimate warning, this is actually fucking sickening
drive.google.com/drive/u/0/mobile/folders/1W9X09-JKFjOwZ2iVaj8KXURbO8fWXLYc?usp=drive_open

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>be me as medic
>im gonna say the n-word
>heavy in my team goes "what word? A nigger?" second before I'm saying it
>unusual furry pyro goes "bro wtf you cannot say that"
>tries to kick heavy
>everyone vote no and then kick pyro

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youtu.be/KO3JHffTots

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because everyone found out the "meta" in 10 minutes. There is one, and only one way to do things in mvm and failiure to do so will result in you getting kicked by a 100+ tour basement dweller

who the hell is that

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S

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>Fake hospital chart (says "Diabetes" on it)

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Why are Engineer players such a mixed bag?
>People who play all classes but like engie the most: based and friendly
>People who attempt to play him at any given time, "main" him, and act like a total hipster about it: arrogant gaytards

And that is?? Be engineer and max out the firespeed?

>engineer loadout thats probably his profile icon
nothing of value was lost

no one has posted 'It' yet

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Because it is one of the most rebbit cockholding hyper autismo class ever. They all have the same gay voice and you know he and his gf(tranny) are into black cocks

>Like 24 images
So is he actually a pedophile or sent his dick to a 17 year old girl?

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ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ

Redpilled

He talks about his sexual activities to twelve year olds in DMs and asks them to moan in vc

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are there any good community servers anymore?
its all just
>FREAK FORTRESS
>FREE ITEMS
>x1000000000000 2FORT INSTANT RESPAWN
>MINECRAFT
>JAILBREAK
etc etc

Deathrun? Jump server?

There's a couple good community map servers still kicking.
I think

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Degenerated faggots GO AWAY

Hi JCapps how is your inventory doing?

I remember me and friends would play on the APG Hotel server couple years back, was good fun. Pretty sure it's dead now though

>do my best woman impression
>"I'm gonna say the n-word"
>five or six lonely betas add me

what is the kind of player that you hate with your soul
>the medic from the duo with onoxious cosmetics that never heals anyone besides his boyfriend

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Mung, buddy, you gotta take a break my man.

who else was in that powerhouse game just now? THAT one.

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God damn imagine the post nut clarity he had to have experienced.

>>the medic from the duo with onoxious cosmetics that never heals anyone besides his boyfriend
I can top that. The medic from the duo with obnoxious ass cosmetics that never heals anyone besides "her" boyfriend and also he uses THIS FUCKING THING!

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I miss the old vaccinator, it was better than the one we have now
It would put people out when you popped on them, and always negated crits... it was great.

2nd best medigun after stock.

>the spy that is allowed to get away with bullshit because no one else on my team wants to deal with him
>the sniper that can hit shots is allowed to exist for more than half a second

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Unironically Furry Pound

Snipers that hit every shot make the razorback go from useless to overpowered and its infuriating as hell
>two shot the sniper with a revolver
>he does a 180 / back to back side step and headshots you

Honestly, if you have a semi-decent soldier and a medic with the vaccinator in the same room/with good communication, it's fuckin' unstoppable.
It ruled.

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>three spies on the enemy team
>my team is oblivious
>uncloak in the same spots with the same disguises
>several players switch to pyro
>they keep getting backstabbed

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I have a love hate relationship with this weapon
It makes it impossible to carry bad teams because it shuts down specific players hard but it's the only medigun that is actually fun to use

This shit is infuriating its like the new players have the attention span of goldfish and don't know what spy checking is.

is there some sort of Yea Forums only group that you faggots play together with thats not fucking party van autism bullshit micspam shit?

Aim by strafing rather than moving your mouse.

this

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You know, with all the times its been posted, I figured I would have saved it at least once by now

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based
youtube.com/watch?v=pL6Oc07xSzw

I have to give the guy credit for actually saying it fully instead of it cutting out at the last minute

there was a Yea Forums group that did PUG's but its probably dead now

When there's the possibility of making a lot of money, you get the sweatiest tryhards.

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the red spy says it

I know i'm giving credit for the guy making the video for saying it fully instead of just cutting it like some people do in youtube videos

Hey Yea Forums,
yore
ugleh

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why are jerks fond of spies so much?

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>killing Fred Astaire for less than 40 bucks

How cruel.

because the only people that still play mvm and especially mann up 2 cities on a regular basis view it as a job more than a game
they're retarded for not 6stacking though