WHAEET, I didn't press X! The controller has a mind of its own!

>If you actually knew what dsp has done

He hasn't done anything worth being as assmad as his haters are over him. He's just shit at video games and says dumb shit.

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>e-celeb thread
>DSP of all things
I hope you get AIDS and die OP

DSP has survived them all. Jerked it on stream and nothing happened to him.
What a fucking chad

Unironically Dragon Ball FighterZ

Phil really should've kept up with his reviews of products and movies, having more diverse content would've been better for his overall state.
youtube.com/watch?v=8pPz7kPOyPs

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Is it something that warrants daily coverage from dozens of retards on youtube and twitter? Do they save puppies by reporting what he eats for breakfast?

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Is that really all he does?

fromshit before Sekiro (which finally fixed input queuing)

He fucking says the same shit all the time. Muh trolls, muh taxes, muh drop in YT revenue.

he was the first youtuber and he'll be the last
the Alpha and the Omega, the Yin ang Yang

Diabetus was before him, and he's already gone.
Pretty sure Chuggaconroy was before him too, and he's still going really strong.

WHY WON'T DSP DIE?

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Because his haters are actively preventing it.
Screw them for it, I came here to see the train wreck

Given that he admitted he basically wants to do this till the day he dies, it's likely he will just outlive every other let's player. Some literally, while others through that specific "profession".

With the political climate changing, and people getting banned over the smallest verbal offenses, i would be perfectly fine for it to go to shit even further, if it was what it took to get this asshole banned for good and see him panic

He also said he plans to transition back into the work force over the next 10 years.

Who is the DSP of VYs?

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Just like Yea Forums and Chris-chan, he’s too autistic to die.

>With the political climate changing, and people getting banned over the smallest verbal offenses
He has basically stopped cursing altogether, using soft expressions or silly noises when he fucks up. He also refuses to discuss politics, news or current affairs. He also bans people who try to stir shit, disengaging immediately. There is zero chance of him getting banned now. He could be a children's tv show with how tame he's become.

There's something comforting about the fact that despite EVERYTHING that has and could possibly happen, DSP will continue.
He is a constant.

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No he is an e begger and lies and manipulates retards to give him money and actively attacks people for giving him helpful advice

>He is a constant.
how could you say that about a man who looks like he's on the verge of a fatal stroke?

>alright? >ok? >bottom line is

With his autistic mannerisms and charisma, this is the only logical step indeed. He's no stranger to coercing children to use their dad's credit card

That, too, is a constant.

NOW LOOK HERE, LISTEN, I'VE BEEN STREAMING FOR GODAMN TWO HOURS MAN AND NOW THE TROLLS, OH HERE THEY COME.
NOW I'M GONN HAVE TO SELL MY GODDAMN CAR BECAUSE YOU GUYS AND SEEN RANKLIN CAN'T FUCKING COMPREHEND REAL LIFE.
YOUR ALL JUST TROLLS MAN, AND NO, APPEARING OFFLINE DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING SO JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

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So he's every eceleb ever? Good to know. Get laid, by the way. It will change your life.

no

He literally cannot be stopped.

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And the only reason he's getting away with it, is because he's making money. This guy is like a living parody and proof of how morally bankrupt and corrupt Youtube, twitch and any big money makers really are.

t. prolapsed jared

I want him to lose his house.

>Ends all of his sentences like thiiiis?
>Like a sassy, confused teenage giiiirl?

Eat shit and kill yourself, retarded DSPfag

>that one clip where a fan quietly tries to express how much he likes phil and tries to give him passive advise on the game he's playing
>"god, quit yacking will ya, your talking my ear off"
>"o,o-kay"

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She looks like a bitch that nags at every opportunity she has.

>He could be a children's tv show with how tame he's become.
he's a grown adult, he is not a children's entertainer!

>I want him to lose his house.
That's going to happen regardless. His cult is retarded, but how long can they really keep paying for his expensive lifestyle?

>wishes death upon his parents because they didn't buy him that one toy he wanted one christmas
based

Uh why are they corrupt or bad for letting money makers continue to exist on their platforms?

he brings viewers - they get money. there's nothing beyond that.

That tweet straight up overloaded his ego.
>dedicated a two hour stream to a list a twitter user that archives his stuff made
>even denied the VRChat moment
Absolutely amazing

Oh man you sure showed me
And no not like every E celeb most dont really pull the pity card nearly as hard as phil does on outright lies to scam people they just have donations open

youtube.com/watch?v=kRXbP0G0jmI

What the FUCK happened

Every time I die for half a second. Then I remember I'm bad as fuck.

Pretty fucking long.
People "hatewatch" him. Others build careers off talking about him, while their fans continually sustain him, just so they get that streamer's attention and good boy points. A whole industry of retardation has spawned, and DSP is the center of it. He'll always have his mansion and lavish lifestyle as long as

-patreon exists
-youtube exists
-twitch exists
-alternatives to the above platforms exist with ways of monetization
-he is not banned from the platforms above
-retards won't stop giving him free promotion via 24h coverage on youtube and twitter.

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fighting games with shitty netcode is exactly that. retards who blow it out of proportion have never played an online FG.

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BAHAHAHAHAA KOJIMA WORLD ORDER

Partners are receiving blatant special treatment, some are completely above ToS.

DSP was able to turn a twitch permaban into a 1 day ban by flailing his arms at someone from staff.
He was also able to completely subvert a google adsense ban by constantly whining to tech support, despite evidence of him coercing his fans to click the ads in his own words, still existing and being available to see for everyone. That act is against google adsense's ToS.

>IM PRESSING BUTTONS NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
>WOOOW nothing I could do
Literally me when playing Sekiro, but more ironically. Deep down I know it's my fault 99% of the time. I wonder if Phil thinks this too.

sometimes he does it as a joke, but i think 80% of the time he actually fucks up

confirmed.

Honestly how I feel about Ninja Gaiden 2.

Fuck off projared

DSP is the Tyrion Lannister of streaming. Guy can easily convince people to do what he wants, smooth talk his way out of anything, turn any bad situation he found himself in into his favor and people will end up smiling and thanking him for it while showering him with money thinking they did the right thing.

Stay mad, Kojimacucks.

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I know people have been saying this for almost a decade, but it might actually happen soon.

Some paypigs left after his marriage scam, his streams have been getting like, 50 dollars in tips after hours and hours of streaming, patreon is lower than ever, a little over 400.

He still makes plenty, but I want to see the sell the house saga.

He'll never die, but he'll never outlive his infamy

HE WILL OUTLIVE THE APOCALYPSE ITSELF.

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Tut and Emerald Seven's sheer existence in this is enough of a proof to me, that somewhere around this endless storm of autism, there's an oil magnate hellbent on watching DSP survive for his own entertainment. Once he reaches a certain treshold, don't be surprised if he gets a $30k donation out of nowhere.

DSP then
>worst vidya player of all time
DSP now
>mediocre streamer

I remember that Scholar of the First Sin play through of his where he ranted against his fans when they were trying to tell him that he could skip No-Man's Wharf by killing Pursuer
>WHY'S EVERYONE ACTING LIKE I KNOW 100% ABOUT THIS GAME I'M NOT SOME NO-LIFE WHO SITS HERE PLAYING THIS SAME GAME NONSTOP
>NOW TELL ME HOW POWERSTANCING WORKS AND WHERE I CAN FIND HAVEL'S SET

unfortunately this is more or less the truth. he doesnt do anything too outladish. he just kinda sucks and is boring as fuck

Even his "old-self" wasn't that bad by today's standards.
DSP didn't change, everything just became worse

funny you mention poltard boomers because they use the same whataboutism constantly
"Maybe phil's not perfect but WHAT ABOUT HIS DETRACTORS???"

Whats the tweet that everyone is talking about him milking?

old dsp was actually kinda funny at times, i think hes just too old and tired nowadays. i get it.

WHAAAAT HOW COULD I KNOW I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HOLOCAUST THE JEWS DOOD CAMAAAAN HWUAHUAHWUAH

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1557964884706.webm

>My parents made me realize that I can't do this forever
>So I'll go and get a job in 10 years
What kind of job can a 47 year old guy get with a 20 years job gap in their resume?

>Have a friend that's obsessed with hating DSP, think he's tsundere
>Me and other friend dump twitch prime on DSP as a joke as a jab, nothing really big
>There's actually a guy that autistically messages DSPs subs and actually tries to recommend other channels to sub to.
That's autistic as fuck

Imagine losing to this retard in sf4 and souls games
Yea Forums is pathetic

>*Locks on to an enemy*
>WHY IS THE CAMERA SO FUCKED

DSP then
>terrible youtuber
DSP now
>terrible streamer

Literally any entry level position?
A lot of jobs aren't really thorough in who they hire, they just want to throw bodies at the problem

Nobody looks at a ditch digger's resume

>Too sick for video games

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>they google Phil's name
>"It's the guy"

>woow nothing I could do

Every competetive fps I've ever played. Except for some reason I was really good at Pyro in TF2 with the flare gun, that was years ago though.

every time he gets ill he makes it sound like he's dying of the plague

I literally worked with a guy that got charged for savagely beating up his girlfriend for spilling soda in his cocaine, first result on google is his fucking mugshot and the news article, no one bothered to look him up until like 5 months after he was hired

>NEED to work every single day

Nah, he needs to rethink his "career" choice and learn how to live within his financial means.

Fucking Checked

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Video games are hard. DSP is probably just faking it so he can have 3 days off and do a staycation or some shit because he has admitted that he has done that.

unironically, parappa the rappa, the game is actually broken and the song beat isn't properly set to the button presses.

>If you actually knew what dsp has done
Actually knowing what dsp has done is cringe to me
Like why do you guys follow him, why care? It's just shit content

Phil doesn't need an entry level position, he needs a good paying job. Even if his viewer contributions were cut in half, he would still make money doing dried up, completely dead streams than working at a starbucks.

nioh
i'll accidentally be in high stance and get absolutely fucked in a long animation
great game though, having a blast

I'm addicted to Phil's streams, it's pretty pathetic. I don't even give a fuck about streaming or any of that shit but there's something hilarious about his whole set-up and the way his chat ignores him.

Games with the "I pretend to be retarded for streaming bux" feel? No idea.

How long until he cheats on his wife with badbunny? She's been nosing around his chat and his viewers are begging for them to collaborate.

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Eh, that's working under the assumption his stream income hits 0 which it never ever will.
A 4 day a week job would keep his ass afloat if he still pumped out content

Not to mention he still takes a day off and ends streams on time even when he says he’s in dire straights for money

>projared is the latest to fall to the “dsp curse”
why even fuck with him at this point? i would be scared shitless if i was a content creator

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Khet will probably cheat first considering thats how she met Phil in the first place

Reminder that DSP's detractors were autistic enough to call themselves "the sons of kojima", and had a podcast that ran for 100 episodes.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvzW2BCyol5n-FpWyhYshyfU2GwBEhE9O

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youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

Remember when DSP was based as fuck calling out the gaming media for shitting on duke nukem?

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Dark Souls 2 has honest to god bugged jumping mechanics.

youtube.com/watch?v=x7XWLRu75gE

Sorry you got on the boat a literal half decade too late and think some fat fuck snorting and asking for money is worth talking about.

At least /dsg/ was able to fuck his shit up in dark souls, but when /fgg/ sniped him they all got destroyed.

BASED

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I wish he still did reviews. They were by far the best videos of his, unless you like watching him stuff burgers down his throat I guess. Resident Evil 6 is what I remember best.

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youtu.be/JVCs2VY0I_E?list=PLvzW2BCyol5n-FpWyhYshyfU2GwBEhE9O&t=120
What the fuck how does obsession get to that point
Do popular lets players or streamers have like a dedicated "fan" podcast?
I've never heard of that even for ones people like

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The divorce will be what finally kills DSP.

Monster Hunter earlier
Got knocked around a shit ton with no chance to get up and when I did have the chance, the hunter was dizzy and retarded, so I carted right when I was about to kill Arc Tempered Kirin unharmed. I just blew it up with barrel bombs and poison when I went back to find it resting

Him posting his cumface and shitting on Projared. He legit thought the internet at large saw him in a positive light after that.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1557966710274.webm

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DSP is what Touhou is to Japan.

he is right though. if phil could survive that he can survive anything

Reminds me more of the Chris-chan followers

People liked it because
>you know you fucked up when this joke of a person runs you out the internet
and that's about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=A4oG17-Tc8g

Only real DSP-boomers remember these memes, brought to you through a camcorder filming his tv.

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A cancer?

I caught a few of those this is how you don't play videos and from what I can tell the guy has legitimate learning disabilities. Possibly mentally handicapped. Behavioral traits suggest a level of narcissism usually reserved for dictators and charlatans. Something behind his eyes is vacant and really offputting. It might all be an act but I don't think so.

DSP is based.

oh no no no
I thought this was Phil's redemption arc, bros

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this is when dsp was truly based

no but they build water wells in africa
my.charitywater.org/fredfuchs/sons-of-kojima

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>I need to record every day
why not just record a bunch of videos in advance?

he sure got him

he's 37 or 38 and still relies on his 300 viewers to pay his bills and support his chud wife. Fucking pathetic

god i want to slide my cock down her throat

the tweet of masturbating really got to him. It wasn't that good of a comeback.

honestly the best dnf review

>DSP got to shoot thick ropes of pro gamer cum on this beauty's face while no woman will ever even give us the time of day

bros...

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This
>short hyper hop in kof and land heavy
>go for 2 crouching lights but the netcode decides it's poop time and drops both taps
>Daimon grabs you and you get put in mixup land thus making your hit unsafe on hit
ggpo is god tier though and is why I dropped 14 to go back to 98 and 2k2

6/10 at best

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She bitched constantly on her twitter about how little sex she was getting. I doubt the ogre can muster up enough energy to splooge let alone fuck

BEGONE TODD

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He paid for her living expenses totally for like two years. I'm sure you could rent some panda dsl analog for yourself

Fucking sucks she carpet bomber her entire internet presence

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based panda leach

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Does this thread prove mods are just ass blasted projared fans?

No. It proves this is a forsaken hellpit designed to implode onto itself with the weight of its own faggotry.

Dare I say, the only correct answer

The haters and detractors will never take down a decade long legacy

jesus christ that face truly says it all

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Where did he find this lipless female?

Whether it be horse face or batshitbunny all I hope is that Phil is sterile.

Hey phil, your call is a bit laggy, I'm gonna have to hang up. I can't have a conversation when the phone call is this laggy

is that the girl who was fucking desTiny