GET WOKE

GET WOKE

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GO BROKE

How is this game woke?

More like
>make an uninspired sequel to a shit game that no one asked for
>go broke

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>gets woke
>does not go broke
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DO NOT COMPUTE! THIS SHOULD NOT EXIST! WHY IS IT EXISTING????

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I SAW A MOUTH AND IT OFFENDED ME

it has colourful hair and wahmen

Pretty sure Rage 2 could have been whatever constitutes as right wing and it would have still failed, no one wants that series.

THE LADY HAS HAIR THAT IS NOT CONSISTENT WITH MY WORLDVIEW

ALL EVENTS PERTAINING TO THIS GAME ARE NEGATIVE

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It went woke after it already made its money.

>n-n-no one wants it
>it f-f-flopped
>RAGE 3 literally confirmed

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Its like borderlands but somehow even more uninteresting

Thank you for reminding me how disgusting humans can be if they don't wash themselves periodically

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And you kill them.
It's great
I don't understand Yea Forums's hateboner for this

Ding ding fucking Ding

resetera found out that zenimax is run by trumps brother and jason schreier was crying on twitter about bethesda blacklisting and insulting journalists

so now resetera niggers who unironically post here are trying to make us hate this game

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>Tim Willits

shit, he's CEO now? he joined id way back when Final Doom came out because they liked his custom maps, that's sick

Yea Forums hates it because the entire game is aggressively pursuing the Borderlands 'le epic gaymer moment' tone

looks boring as fuck

why the fuck these people come here? fucking mental illness, having their own shitty forum is not enought, other places with minimal freedem needs to be like them

Fucking nice

Seed faggots

>finally vee will be free of politics so we can talk about politics

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Is it? Because the game looks pretty fucking straight-laced and it was mostly the advertising pushing that shit.

They don't, it's just a bunch of spammers who want you to think there are an infinite number of reset era trannies raiding this place endlessly; It's just ex /pol/ users mad the website has shit moderation so they've been "burning it down" for 5 years now.

swallow my seed faggot

It can't be woke. They have a cleft palette villain who makes real life muties cry about their disgusting faces.

This is literally a game that some progressive dimwits think is bad because 'how dare bethesda not accept being reamed by Kotaku' and 'muh genetic issues make me like mutants so I'm insulted'. But you think they're "woke"? This is the company that jokingly called demons dimensional immigrants or whatever and it pissed off some on the left.

Rage 2 is woke?
That's not woke. Woke is when you're coerced into respecting the colourful hair and wahmen.

It has lolis. Lolis can sell anything, even something woke!

>'le epic gaymer moment'
Wait, have we actually started to rise up and demand our rights to custom servers, offline LAN play, review bombing, calling each-other faggotniggers, and sexy underage anime women?
Shit, I gotta help! Where's our rising up rallying point and what's our current objective in rising up? Have we stormed Sony HQ yet?

based resetranny

>Seed faggots
Formerly Cucks

Thanks, you too. I hope you guys rise up soon because I want more anime lesbians in my games

Shills.

>woooOOOOW why dont you hate women youre a fucking shill

cope

>all of the resetera trannies on my /m/
this will not stand

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Seeth

But I do hate women and I'm a shill.

cringe!

>But I do hate women and I'm a shill.
Is Bethesda secretly based?

oof
folks, can we, seriously, please, just, not?

don't steal my joke, faggot

The crack finally got out today
playing it for free feels good

there are actual free games better than rage 2

Nah I'm contracted by a different company. You might know of us from virtual reality experiences and soccer games.

@everyoneITT
Have sex.

name 7

agreed
still playing it

But YOU'RE in this thread.
...
*looks at you and wiggles my eyebrows*
*points back to my bedroom*

oh! I have this saved, here you go!

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JUST PLAY ANY BORDERLANDS GAME
ITS BETTER THAN THIS PILE OF SHIT

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COLORS BAD

Losers with no social life can have sex, too. You just need to find a loser on the same level (or worse) than you.

Your game is shit randy

This franchise is dead after how 2 flopped

You live in an alternate reality

TRANNY TAMMY

Oh shit, who won the 1909 presidential election in your timeline?

>Rage 2 is woke?
Not really, unless you consider that some settlement are lead by women (Loosum Agar is now in charge of wellspring and a female war veteran that die within the first 10 minute of the story was in charge of your own settlement). Aside from that, no. Sure, some soldiers are wymen and that could trigger Yea Forums I guess, but in a post-apo world where everyfuckingbody has to fight for its life, nothing suprisingly out of place.

Doesn't seem that woke to me desu.

How's the combat? Does every single encounter have the same already-solved tactics like in Fallout 3, or do you have to learn and adapt to each new situation and think on the fly of how to win, like in D44M?

Enjoy your untreatable super gonorrhea

It's Just Cause devs taking pages from Id to make a Far Cry on crack, so the latter.

now you know that's not possible

>playing this commie shite when Blood: Fresh Supply just got patched

he's right. the story is the most generic thing possible

I mean, I didn't want to "Get woke" but now you've convinced me. Thanks OP.

That enemy design looks pretty neat. I'd take pleasure in shooting at it.

they like the pain

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Story?

but borderlands has garbage gunplay

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This isn't real is it?

imagine the day cosmo kills himself bros

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Why does his face annoy me so much?

why? borderlands worse than this

Borderlands is for when you want lite rpg elements with diablo style loot. Rage is for when you want pure FPS action from the kings of the genre themselves.

JOHN

>kings of the genre
Only like 3 good games in 2 decades and 4 when they were good for a while


user pls

>kings of the genre
maybe 20 years ago

>when a girl gets to her mid-40s and hits the wall so hard she becomes a pale redhead with a completely different facial structure
>and stops using wingsticks even though her whole thing in the first game was being the wingstick tutorial NPC

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Name one game that has surpassed id's best.

This upsets me as well.

>be somebody no one likes on Yea Forums
>go on Yea Forums
>Find people who don't like you in a thread

How are trannies this fucking stupid?

>redhead
She's still a brunette, it's just the lightning makes it look brighter. And she doesn't stop using wingsticks, did you even play the game?

Unironically most halo games are more fun than overrated id shit
Easier sure
dumbdown the genre sure
But more fun regardless

bioshock 2 on a keyboard is incredibly fun and skillful swapping a shit ton of plasmids, and weapons with constant combat, and slight strength gains to keep going

necro-vision
Opposing force
Rather play mw1-bo1 campaigns over Doom any day of the week

name a few

>make huge waves 20+ years ago
>be completely irrelevant since then
>th-they're still the best!

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Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

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Trannies expect you to love and worship them for mutilating themselves.
I'm still waiting for cosmo to kill himself so i can finally die in peace.

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Nice deflect faggot enjoy your dead franchises no one wants anymore, I'm going to go have fun

Maybe in some part I haven't got to yet? When she's introduced, she's using a pistol, when her brandishing a wingstick would have helped tie her to her Rage 1 appearance.

Which would have helped, considering that she looks almost nothing like her Rage 1 counterpart. Not just older, completely different. Maybe it's related to the fact that all the characters have this slightly potatofaced look, maybe they made a mayor character and decided to make it Loosum afterwards.

Little bit of both. Run to the mill open world encounters is mostly fucking shooting at goons 'till they day. However, new powers proves invaluable in many "handcrafted" location, against bosses or large group of ennemies. Jumping and staying suspended mid-air a few seconds just to detonate explosive barrel (that would otherwise be out of your line of sight) just saved my life a few hours ago, for instance.

they literally can't post on resetera board without getting perma banned

>dead
>every single id fps franchise has modern games available or are getting more of them in the near future

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none of them even play like the old ones, or sold well

Holy shit user you can't be this fucking stupid

I thought this game was supposed to be colorful? Its so brown.
the gunplay makes me want a new bulletstorm and the art direction makes me want to play Mad Max instead.

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when she's introduced there's a cutscene of her throwing her wingstick into a fleeing bandit's back, which returns to her and she throws it at your character, who catches it. Then she proceeds to threaten you with her pistol sidearm. No idea how you missed that.

It's gotten to the point where people unironically associate wide open mouths with left leaning political positions. Idiocracy era soon.

>GTX 1080: 90% usage
>i5 2500K: 50% usage
imagine upgrading your CPU lmao

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Doom and Wolfenstein have sold great. It's too early for Rage to say just yet. Quake is just managed very poorly but at the same time arena shooters haven't been successful since the 90s.

>quake champions still dead as fuck
>even had some zoomer fag beat a boomer Q3 veteran in the first tournament
>wolfenstein is a joke past New Order/Old Blood
>Rage is the Literally Who? of the FPS world
Doom is your only argument

its almost like most of Yea Forums just hates on things to be cool and doesnt actually know anything about the games

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>Using quake champions/ duke nukem forever as a defense for old shooter no one wants anymore

Yikes doom 2016 is the only half decent one, and that shit gets boring way before the credits.

my my my isn't it funny how quick these franchises died the second we got fun ones like halo? its almost like people only played them because their was literally nothing else to play or something

Assumed she just shot him. Why does she use the pistol at all?

Still, doesn't change the fact that she looks like a completely different character.

dude le epic ground pound!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this totally makes me want to sit in a room by myself instead of playing a more normie game with friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's because Vulcan. Most games don't have it

>Assumed she just shot him
No, you didn't assume because you're lying at this point. You're forced into a cutscene where a bandit runs right into your face and you see Loosum throw a wingstick into its back, you look down and see the damn thing stuck in its corpse.

>Why does she use the pistol at all?
Are you really doing this? Just scrounging for any reason to shit on something for no apparent reason. She looks different because she's 30 fucking years older, how is that confusing to you?

looks pretty "meh" desu senpai.

reminder resetrannies will never be women and should all collaborate to make that 40% rate go higher
fuck niggers
fuck kikes
fuck trannies
fuck faggots
fuck /pol/
fuck kikes
fuck the jannies

EPIC GROUND POUND BRO!!
EPIC CIRCLE STRAFING AROUND ENEMIES

man, this game is fuuuucking insane!!!!!

>complain about adding a little spice to the combat
>complaining about tried and true fps movement techniques instead of just running forward and hiding behind cover

yeah why isnt this game just another slow modern warfare clone!???!

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what's the driving like? Apparently the combat is pretty good, but you'll probably drive more than you fight, right?

>Not realizing that spice is unnecessary and no one gives a shit when when movement games sell like shit every single time for the last 2 decades

Personally looking forward to Ion Maiden and Wrath
there's supposed to be a drop for ion maiden soon according to dev on steam

MW2 is 20x more fun then this shit you tranny lover.

Halo isn't even relevant anymore, the last game was fucking dead after a literal week and the new one will be the same, thank god actually fun games like Fortnite have been replacing your boring console oriented shitfests.

but it is slow.
Advanced Warfare had more interesting movement mechanics

why is so dull and boring looking when it try's so hard to be other wise? why are people more looking forward to a mw2 remastered than this shit?

Haven't found a car yet, I'm at the beginning

Does it actually have any attractive women in it, now that it is out?

That and "MegaTextures" are the main reason I played the first.

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Yeah, Ion Maiden is great based on the the available levels. Wrath looks good so far. Yeah? I hope it's a release date.

if fornite didn't have building, I would agree fully desu

>Advanced Warfare had more interesting movement mechanics
Ît has one high jump and literally nothing else.

>cod is popular so its the best thing ever

>just play a worse game its better than this shit game
im good my man

It's doing terrible on metacritic, why do critics hate it?

>the normies are always right! fortnite, battlefield and cod are better than doom, wolfenstein and rage!

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How much do you get paid to shitpost on Yea Forums, my guy? Yeah, I missed the wingstick because it then zooms up on her brandishing a fucking pistol as her character is introduced.

And it's not just being 30 years older. Paler, different hair color (it looks very red to me, my guy, might be the light brown with the light playing tricks, but it was a good dark brown in the first game), different face, wearing a pantsuit instead of any clothing that might tie her to her first appearance... I just have to take the dev's word for it. They really didn't do much to visually tie this character to the wingstick tutorial girl, and you're in open denial if you don't see that.

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see this thread is already full of anti-shills from resetera too

Are you offering?

based normies making sure you turbo virgins know how shit and overrated your fucking toys are

>double jump
>dash/aerial dash
>ground pound
it has the same shit as this meme game.

has anyone actually played this game? the gunplay is so fucking good you can move so fucking fast it feels faster than doom and there's so many options
the story fucking blows dick and gets in the way but driving around and looking for enemy camps MGSV style is pretty cool and the mad max vehicle battles are decent
i don't understand why everyone is shitting on it other than the scummy denuvo at release thing it's pretty fun

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If it didn't have denuvo I'd buy it

God you're so fucking stupid, it's amazing. Frustrating, but amazing. Now, have you ever stopped to consider how affected the body is by stress? Now apply that to living in a post-apocalyptic world where you and your loved ones can be brutally murdered at any given moment, and multiple that by 47 years of existence. The cherry on top being she's the leader of the largest known settlement in this gone-to-shit world that every murderer would love to ransack.

People physically change throughout their lifespan, from baby to child to teen to adult to elderly.

No you wouldn't user be real with yourself at least

>a double jump that instantly kills your momentum
>1m dash
>ground pound
it doesnt have that
and then there's around 6 other skills you can use like overdrive, barrier, vortex grenade or shatter

They could at least updated the graphics a little bit for Ion Maiden.

I don't pirate games anymore, I'm 29. But I refuse to pay for an inferior version of a game. I don't even like steam, I buy everything I can off GoG.

I'm digging the combat and the exploration was better in the early game. Once I figured out how scattered the abilities and weapons were, I felt forced to just beeline from ark-to-ark and it killed the immersion for me. All the abilities are fun and a couple of the weapons are pretty neat, I just wish they had frontloaded those more instead of trying to put them behind exploration. Engaging bases with more abilities is just more fun which is a stark contrast from similar games where the more upgrades you have, the more of an unstoppable monster you become and the grind just becomes tedious.

i think in this case it's more the screeching chimp expression, retarded hair style reminiscent of old style cartoon babies and the visual diarrhea of makeup on his face that makes it disgusting.

It looks great. The game would look like shit in 3d

theres a photo mode :)

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>Moment to moment combat looks fun
>Abilities and weapons are locked behind garbage open world shit
>Everything but the combat in the game looks like utter shit

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Ion Maiden is gorgeous.

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sure pal
I know i can get this 60 dollar copy for free, but what if I don't

Based twelve poster

>poorfags cant buy/support 16gb of ram for a $60 game

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Suit yourself.

>it feels faster than doom
It looks slow as hell

What is this, the 26 millionth time you've posted that fucking phrase into another thread? I don't want any STDs, so take your "suggestion" and shove it up your ass.

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Everyone has 16gb of ram though for the past 6-7 years.

Kill yourselves, ReseTrannies

>fp
>bp

How was the first Rage? It came out at a time when I was really burned out on FPS so I ended up skipping it.

WHERES THE FUCKING REPACK YOU RUSSIAN TRANNY. GRUG WANT GAME

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I don't, but I still run most games fairly well for 1080p. Unless it's Final Fantasy XV, which is so atrociously optimized that you essentially need 16GB to not crash all the time because it uses up 8GB all on its own.

>HURR LOOKS SLOW HURR SLOWSLOW^
No matter how often you post this it's still faster than any FPS of this gen once you unlock 30% increased running speed and use combos.
If you want slow go take a look at Metro you shitposting tranny.

those are some excellent ground textures

kind of bland but its alright
The animation/ragdoll quality never gets old

They are chronic attention whores.

shitty game, have sex

it's an ok game, certainly worth it at it's current price on Steam anyway, nothing special but not horrible either

seething

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Pretty meh, and megatextures are a huge meme.

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Tranny speedrunner gets "bullied" (read some threads on Yea Forums making fun of a lolcow) and so browses Yea Forums to find threads bullying them.

i sure do love using 60+ gigs for a 12 hour game that barely looks better than games from 5 years ago that used a fifth of that

People didn't play Quake Champions because
a) early access
b) shit netcode
c) hero abilities alienating purists
d) still has a high skill ceiling discouraging casuals from playing

Fairly unremarkable, as someone playing through it now. The shooting is just modern shooter mechanics, with ammo type switching and sub-items for grenades, wingsticks, healing, etc. as well as a simple crafting system. Quests aren't very interesting, and though you do go to various mission areas, you will probably have to run back through them a second time in reverse or down a different path for some other quest. The other half of the game is driving around with rather clunky physics, and vehicular combat that boils down to "face a target and let the auto-aim do the work for you."

Rage 2 tossed out a lot of Rage 1's more unique ideas for being Far Cry + Saints Row 4, but then Rage 1 was very dry otherwise and an unremarkable game besides the megatexture tech, and that tech made the game awfully unoptimized for what amounted to a lack of tiled textures ultimately and little else.

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>b-but what about
I don’t care, it looks slow
>this generation
See above.
I’m not someone who needs to be constantly fed a stream of shit to be happy.
Have sex

Keep in mind you just quoted 9 posts but they belong to 3 people.
It's just 3-4 seething trannies from ResetEra who post the same arguments in every thread.

>its slow and even cod is faster
>buy borderlands instead
>crying about the "zoomer tranny" colors despite the game being mostly brown and green
These niggers aren't even trying to hide this fact.

I think it's just the environment. The characters do look great.

It's pretty gud in the World Building, AI (they hide behind cover, throw nades, try to flank etc.) and Shooting department. It's definitely worth trying on a Sale or something, even though it has its haters and was panned around the time of release for bugs stemming from Megatexture Tech.

Also it sure was pretty from afar, though objects and textures get blurry the closer you get.

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Who cares

>megatextures are a huge meme
The meme being that nobody actually understands what megatextures actually are. Megatextures are not about high fidelity graphics, but rather a huge blanket texture the covers the entire game world and the artists basically draw over it. The point of this system was to limit the amount of repeated textures in the game. Problem is the idea was as refined as it needed to be for the game's launch date. The full size of Rage's textures alone is over a terabyte.

>60+ gigs
it's like 21GB for me

>I’m not someone who needs to be constantly fed a stream of shit to be happy.
Uhhhhh huh weren't you literally praising Advanced Warfare earlier?
Oh wait you didn't play that game either you're just shitposting and talking about politics on Yea Forums.
Do you even play games?

>wasn't as refined

I know what megatextures are, but they are still pretty memeworthy and no other game to my knowledge used them.

Overall a resounding "meh" at best. Gunplay feels decent enough, but the combat never really comes into its own, its feels very disjointed with weird crafting elements and hub towns despite playing like a corridor shooter. Level design isn't really anything special, and the plot feels very disjointed. Its like a call of duty mod with the skin of an open world game on it.

I would know since I worked on Rage 2 and we had to play all of Rage 1 before starting proper on the second game.

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AW was 5 years ago.
>praising
I said it had more complex movement than this game did. It was still shit.

Every id game since Quake Wars uses Megatextures. Not sure about Rage 2, though.

technically speaking, the latest CS:GO battle royale map added a week or so ago uses the concept of a megatexture for the entire landmass, but it's both low-res as fuck and had other textures and assets piled on-top to hide the problems and limitations.

I don't believe a word of this but if it means Yea Forums will finally like a game again it can't be all bad

I don't know why he hasn't killed him self (YET). He is as much of a wreck as these trannies get [I don't think hes gone under the knife though]
>That cucking with his ex-gf
>going from having thousands of followers and tons of money coming in
>Biggest name in speed running for a few years to fucking nothing
What a fucking mess he is. I dont think I could walk up everyday and live with all that shit he's gone thought

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“Man, I feel like a Women” is playing in the background and the moving is lining up perfectly, weird.

>early access
Means nothing. early access shit gets popular all of the time

>netcode
I agree champions felt like garbabe, but again didn't stop other games from being popular

>hero abilites
What purists? You mean the larpers that played quake live for 2 hours and call themselves big fans? Something had to be done, normal quake game-play has came out before, no one gives a shit. I believe we should of gotten rid of the hourglasses and passives making only slight hp/speed difference and an ability being the only difference between characters

>High skill needed
I agree again theirs a reason rockets are popular with shitters, I still think quake should of evolved to not needing pickups anymore as no one wants to run back and forth from health and armor for 99% of the game or die cause they have no weapon pickups

>I said it had more complex movement than this game did.
And by saying that you just proved that you're a complete retard who played neither of the games.
In AW you walk straight forward in small linear levels and you use a high jetpack jump to jump over 2-3 busses in the entire game.

In Rage 2 you have around 10 different abilities that you can use at the same time and jumping high isn't even one of them.

>I can't believe people associate dogs with barking. Not all dogs bark, you right-wing idiots, I'm so much smarter than you.

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The left isn't a enemy faction
The right is. How can you fail to understand the basic fps enemy design fundamental this hard user holy shit

im talking in general not just rage
like doom 2016 is a bitch and honestly isnt worth 1/20 of my hard-drive.
I didnt buy gears remaster or 4 even tho i love the franchise solely on the 100 gb needed

>a video game character has "stress" because she lives in a ruined world

That's what your tiny brain came up with? Lol dude... what are you even saying.

Imagine being someone who is utterly fucking hungry for attention and hate your self to an unhealthy degree

Ever get so stressed out you become a pale redhead and your facial structure changes?

To be frank with you, my man, she looks more like a beleaguered office worker than any kind of wastelander. Sure, she looks like someone who's been through a lot of stress, I'll give you that, but "pulled a few too many all-nighters with paperwork" stress, not "rugged wasteland survivor" stress.

I think of Mordecai from the first Borderlands as having more of the "rugged wasteland survivor" moreso than this.

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Yet if we associate clowns with Nazis you call us crazy

You must have never touched that game or you have the memory of a gold fish.
The first mission had multiple levels of verticality in every section giving the player a reason to use the double jump and take new positions in the area.
The game gave you an omnidirectional dash on the ground and in the air.
You also had a ground pound without a needlessly long animation by jumping and pressing crouch.

I could go into the other missions and the mix of equipment they gave you to add variety but the game was largely unimpressive

Yea Forums already like this game. It's just communist shilling anti-rage 2 threads and posts.

Does it, or does it not have any hot chicks in it like the first game, you dumb faggot?

I'm sure neither of those are true, but whatever. Repeat it often enough and at least one of those will be.

>t. resetranny

Clowns aren't associated with Nazis at all, you're imagining things :^)

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>The first mission had multiple levels of verticality in every section giving the player a reason to use the double jump and take new positions in the area.
Putting a bus in your way to make you use jetpack jump isn't a good use of the mechanic.
All the other times you just walk around and using the jetpack is not needed.
There is one scripted moment where you jump down a building where you have to slow down the jump before hitting the ground, and after that you NEVER EVER use this mechanic ever again in the entire game.

>The game gave you an omnidirectional dash on the ground and in the air.
The dash immediately killed your momentum, it wasn't physics based and only moved you 1metre to another side.

>You also had a ground pound
This is what that "groundpound" looks like, like absolute garbage that has no weight to it.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ep0jYzhKY54
>needlessly long animation by jumping and pressing crouch.
That's not how you do the groundpound in RAGE 2.

>mix of equipment
Despite being a future setting the game has no futuristic weapons apart from a shotgun that kills you with air.

Aside from looking pretty shit, do you even need to aim? Because it doesn't look like he is.

Oh, and again, there are many other abilities in RAGE 2 that I listed in my other post, why do you ignore that one? Ohhhh nnoooo because then you couldn't shitpost anymore.

You are fucking retarded if you think AW has more "complex" movement than an id game, it's fucking CoD.

i can't tell if this is bait

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I have 90fps but the game isnt smooth

You're seeing things that aren't really there.

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>I think of Mordecai from the first Borderlands as having more of the "rugged mallninja cosplayer" moreso than this.
fix'd

have sax
youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

very convincing nazi cunt

Jesus that looks fucking terrible. Legitimately makes CoD look like a good series.

Name some examples of national socialist clowns please.

Impossible mode: no internet memes/macros.

not everyone has aim as bad as you

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You're too late, several of them have already showed up at IRL rallies

Yeah, you're right dude, I've seen the light. Mordecai is just a mallninja cosplayer, it's much more realistic for the denizens of the wasteland to be 1980s punk rockers. Or pale, slightly-overweight bureaucrats in pantsuits, as the case may be.

you contrarians say the same about doom

Doom is great and this is shit.

I own it because I love Rage 1 and I fucking wish I didn't buy it because it's fucking soulless shit.

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>nazi cunt
Cope

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And were those people actually making a living out of being a clown or were just dressing up?

Seething, cringe, yikes

>soulless

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>all the niggers itt trying extra hard to fit in
Cute

>I love Rage 1
why?

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Which you murder brutally

Do you have a webm of the enemies fighting back? The devs are doing everything they can to empower the player but if the enemies are just standing around waiting to die it becomes as meaningless as a musou game.

Honestly unless you are playing on at least hard you just over run anything
They made Normal way too easy

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>why?

Art direction, world building, being comfy.

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nuDoom also was fucking terrible. What a strange coincidence.

they are fighting back and you get shot a lot, you just dont notice it because the game doesnt use shitty bloody screen effects and instead uses a health bar

>we last played Rage at the same time
Neat.

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rage is ugly thanks to idtech5
>comfy
nice buzzword. what's comfy in rage?

>do i fit in yet?

But borderlands is unironically worse than this game?
I can play rage 2 until I am sick of it
Borderlands makes me fall asleep after couple of hours because it's so incredibly fucking boring, the very definition of a hollow world and the guns feel like ass, there's not a single satisfying weapon in that game. Ironic, considering how it boasts with its bazillion different guns

>Played MK11 even though Yea Forums said it was SJW garbage and really enjoyed it
>Played Hat in Time even though Yea Forums said it was SJW garbage and really enjoyed it
>Playing Rage even though Yea Forums says it’s SJW garbage and enjoying it so far
When will you all stop listening to this site?

Think what you like, nuDoom was shit and this looks far, far worse.

>94 hours
How? My playthrough took me 15 or so and I'm a completionist

I stopped a long, long time ago. Yea Forums is great for keeping up with current events and niche games but the overall opinions that are spewed about are garbage and only worth a laugh. Never listen to Yea Forums, form your own opinions.

>rage is ugly because of idtech 5
I think it's held up well because of it. all that unique geometry and texturing in environments really makes them feel alive, something Rage 2 fucking can't be helped bothering with. It's a huge step down from Mad Max, even.

my dude

Obviously he replayed it multiple times. I've played it a few times myself because Fat Mammas and spiderbros are worth coming back to.

>ITT: Bethesda shills and ResetEra trannies fighting with themselves in this thread

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I don't think it's really worth replaying even though it wasn't a bad game. That's a lot of playthroughs man

The gunplay as good, since that's most of the game I can understand replaying it.

IS A LIE
youtube.com/watch?v=WDALuIXyjAk

Think what you like but nuDOOM was anything but garbage and the only people who pretend it was are zoomers who are trying to fit in as hard as possible.

>I think it's held up well because of it
uhmm..

That isn't woke that's cringe and bluepilled

Are you both retarded?
Steam version has denuvo, bethesda launcher version doesn't
That's why the game got cracked so fast because bethesda version was literally ripe for picking

If you're that concerned about denuvo, buy the Bethesda version for 30 dollars from cdkeys.com or pirate it

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>leftist
Out of the helicopter it goes

>it looks slow
THEN PLAY IT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, how fucking difficult can that be? You fucking twitch / youtube heroes talk mad shit about games you've never played
stop being such fucking bitches and do something with your time instead of complaining

based. don't forget to subscribe to /r/gamingcirclejerk on reddit, guys! lots more jokes like this on there

I have a theory that just about everybody visits Yea Forums now and then to say all the things they wouldn't be allowed to say on their forum of choice.

Wait what? You serious? I'll probably get it on the beth store then, thanks bro. I assumed it would be there for all the versions, seems a bit weird not to.

>my playthrough took me 15 hours

That sounds about right. I replay games I enjoy a lot. Don't you? I probably have like over 600 hours in Ridge Racer Type 4. I'm not even that good at the game, I just replay it over and over with different teams, customize my paint, listen to the music, looking at all the different environments, watching my replays. Vidya is comfy for me and I enjoy my time in games I love.

recycled assets are not hard user
they got everything there; textures, new updated engine, redone UI, etc

they just need to reskin it and give it a new plot\game outline and theyre good

Man the problem I've noticed in in a lot of shooter games where you have all these tools is that normal encounters are too easy and they introduce enemies that just ignore and are immune to all your powers and tools and fighting them is a slog,
Why can't they make encounters that are hard without throwing a fuckton of enemies that are just immune to every ability and tactics you've been using so far?

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It was truly hilarious to find about this, Bethesda's incompetence knows no bounds, but this time it's actually good news for the players

they already patched denuvo in yesterday, it was just too late

>
This thread is shit so I'm mass replying to (You)lets to give them that small little dopamine hit before they realize that nobody actually cared enough to engage them in discourse

it won't be for this gen so they'd have to make new textures, new engine etc.

Sauce?

damn. thanks dude

I didn't wanted anyone to give me a (you) if they had nothing to say, not everyone has the same mentality this isn't reddit (the place you should go back to)

based

>I didn't wanted anyone to give me a (you) if they had nothing to say
That's the point of the post you ESL retard.

That's odd because I'm getting intense zoomer vibes from you. Sounds like you're doing a whole lot of projecting to be honest.

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>DOOM is shit
>CoD is good
No, pretty sure you're the zoomer.

No because he's assuming I made the post just so people would start trying to argue with me, so things that never happened but he thinks it did because he's projecting.

WAIT HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING RIVATUNER TO WORK HOLY SHIT ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY NOT EVEN FRAPS WILL WORK AAAAAHHHHH

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i don't care about replies triple nigger

set rendering mode to Vector 2D and detection level to high

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retarded zoomer newfag

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>nuh uh!
think it's about time for bed, little buddy. you've got school in the morning.

>cherrypicking

there is not a game on this planet you couldn't make look shit by running into some random dark corner of a map and getting as close as you can to some random object. HD texture packs were made for faggots like you.

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it works fine with 8gb
im playing on ultra and ram usage is at 6gb
using the denuvo-free version though

I'm upgrading my graphics card to play this. Everything I play runs on a toaster of I've played it on PS4. I can't wait to play it

thanks user

this game is boring and ugly, next.

more like

>hire sjws to make your game
>it turns shit
>go broke

This game looks fun as shit but that imagine of the Mohawk dyke screaming makes me so upset that I cannot allow myself to play it

>Rage 2 comes out
>can't find a fucking deal anywhere for the first game
This is some bullshit.

what kind of deal are you looking for?
5 dollars on cdkeys.com

user, no one gave a shit about Rage, who the fuck would care about Rage 2?

You just know she got spunked by every raider in a 50mile radius

good question

Its very clearly fake outrage.

Genuinely curious where a bunch of spastic retards get hair dye in a wasteland

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A lot of people because it's by Avalanche and id
it's been shilled and advertised a lot ever since its initial announcement and now that it's not exclusive to bethesda launcher anymore, people on steam are buying it like hotcakes
just having +2k reviews on steam and around 10k concurrent players means that the game already has at least ~100k owners on steam platform alone, so I'd say it has already made profit

Thanks, bro.

pre-apocalypse spray cans would be the most obvious
also, it's not difficult to make substances that you can color your hair with, even with the scarce resources of a wasteland

based

Dunno Im playing rage and its a fun game. Game is runnin good on ultra no crashes either. Only cancer thing is the search for crates...

fuming

>no Wasted clan

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imagine actually thinking this

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>it's not difficult to make blue without things that make blue pigments

Nigga, there was Egyptian Blue and then nothing else outside of China until the 15th century. Making blue is hard as shit without material processing and I would not trust a bunch of moronic post apocalyptic retards who run around killing each other out of boredom to know how or conserve enough blue hair spray out of a few cans here and there to last them even a few weeks.

not an argument, poltard

They were replaced by the River Hogs.

nuDoom was factually great you retarded zoomer

No it wasn't. It's literally just boring kill rooms while awful music plays.

>boring
>awful music

Everyone likes different things, friend. Still not bored with it.

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Doesn't make it factually great. Glad you liked it though

Nu-Yea Forums cares more about story than excellent gameplay

god i hope they make a game where you can shoot anime girls

>"G-GET WOKE, G-GO BROKE IS A L-LIE!!!"

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Fairly convinced Onions is a CIA psi-op like crack was to blacks in the 70's.

>tranny dev
>this happens
Every time

>shitty game gets a Western release
>it's still garbage
Had nothing to do with censorship, it was just a shit game.