Why is Splatoon such a big success?
Why is Splatoon such a big success?
incel pedos
8 million of them?
Probably.
the rest are just kids duh
It's a fun casual third person shooter that's unique in it's objectives. It also has an interesting lore, characters and easy to pick up for kids with enough skill challenge for young adults. It's simple 4v4, matches start quick, don't last long has several different game modes on a rotation.
Also, the pedos.
Literally me
>projecting
lolis and shotas are improved with big booties
kids and the brony-type men.
Good gameplay.
And Marina.
i wish miiverse were still around so i could hit on japanese lolis
>UH....
Why is Nintendo so incredibly lustful this gen? Not complaining, mind you.
>pedophiles
yes i am and ill gladly admit it.
Hidden under the fetish material is an actually really fucking good game as long as Nintendo's shitty online service doesn't communcation error you into oblivion of course
No you're not stop pretending.
Personally the game's style and themes remind me of home.
Is the single player worth the game alone?
It outsold the first already?
>reminds me of home
You're a squid or sea mammal?
Is there a more obnoxious word combo than this?
Great gameplay
Great style
Great music
Great controls
Great cunny
Not him but I live in So cal and grew up in the late Radical era. So I totally get what he means.
discord tranny
Well just a few years ago it was "s( )y cuck"
I live by the ocean and always go to a beach side town that's very artsy with lots of galleries and murals. Also lots of music venues and there's always music blasting.
Everyone wants to fuck woomy. Straight men who claim otherwise are the actual dangerous ones who are hiding skeletons in their closet.
unfffff
"Octolings" were a mistake.
>Still no Jet Set Radio outfits.
PUFFY
WOOMY
AND
VEEMO
VULVA
>arcade rat Callie and Marie
Fuck I can't handle this
What is the best map and why is it Camp Triggerfish?
That's not Urchin Underpass RIP
You are 100% correct.
t. Jet Squelcher and Exploser main
Only if you include the octo expansion dlc
I wonder
vocaroo.com
Octolings are more cute
Pearl is the best Splatoon character and anyone who thinks otherwise is thinking with their dick.
It isn't.
I like Splatoon because of the cute loli and shota
I hate people who post aged up inklings
Why would you do that? What's the point?
And I especially hate that ugly niggres marina and all the drooling tumblards who worship her KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW PEARL AND MARINA ARE NOT FUNNY OR CUTE THEY ARE DISGUSTING OBNOXIOUS NORMALFAG BAIT AND IF YOU LIKE THEM YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS WEBSITE
I'M GONNA SAY IT!
Based and cunnyseur pilled.
>Pearl
>normalfag bait
Are you retarded?
Ha ha, look at this dude
I agree even when I am thinking with my dick
>Why would you do that? What's the point?
NPCs feel bad about getting hard for lolis so they age them up.
That so user?
Metal Pearl>Rap Pearl.
it has an elder god tier dlc
furries + pedos + autists
best selling combo for anything
It's a really fun game. The rounds are very short so every action you take matters. There's no downtime.
It's true. Just look at why Pokemon became a success, and why Arms flopped.
A shame we didn't get a full version of Pearl's metal song
ARMS didn't flop. It was a million seller.
I would like some cute comics or even images featuring the Biggie and Tupac. The pink and green girls from the previous games were fine but they didn't have quite as much immediate character since they were designed, I presume, as twins.
While Octo Expansion is great it's marred by the fact that the single player should have been that good to begin with
This and also trannies. Basically anyone with no friends who spends too much time on the internet.
THPS Graffiti Tag mode, but shooting, and colorfully stylish
iirc didnt the devs mention it was supposed to be the SP but they pushed it back since it released so quickly to the switch? i might be remembering wrong
this
fpbp
sucks kirishima is no longer CEO
It was coming right off of the Switch hype and software starvation. Same reason why people bought 12 Switch in droves. Arms has no legs going forward and sales have plateau'd. It didn't even review particularly well upon release, and people drop the game after a couple hours. Bad new IP.
onions
imagine the smell of this locker room
>those hips on the male octo
Why is this allowed
I understand not liking Marina but not liking Pearl? Travesty. Neck yourself.
marina is tumblr bait
pearl is reddit bait
It's that simple and very true
why are the pedotranny mods trying to force the cunny meme so bad
scared of something?
Based
what did he mean by this
I feel like ARMS was just kinda meh though compared to Splatoon in terms of a new Nintendo IP, the character designs were cool but the gameplay was pretty lackluster in comparison.
>trying to associate wholesome cunnylove with trannies
fuck off
>Arms has no legs
Heh.
DiGRA tranny
>Wholesome cunnylove
How can one man be so wrong
Pearl is based as fuck
The squid singing annoys my eardrums and brain.
Yeah, what about it?
What's the best song and why is it this?
youtu.be
That's not youtube.com
I want to touch squid girl butts.
That's not good
Sure it is. Callie & Marie are delicious too.
wut
LEWD
That's not Sh-
BASED
Moving around as a squid is super satisfying
How many /ink/lings are actually in here right now?
I lurk occasionally but rarely post over there. I've been hanging out in the Yea Forums Splatoon threads we've been having recently.
Return to classic arena shooters that the west has been dropping the ball on while also putting a unique twist on the genre. Also, squid girls and bright designs that trick Japan into playing it, which typically they hate arena shooters.
They've been pretty chill so far except this one. More on the shitposting side
Well that's what hapens when the OP image is Inkling ass I suppose
There's another Splat thread up right now.
Cute
i like how nice the splatoon threads have been lately, aside from this one
So there is, but I dunno if we should migrate or what.
sounds comfy
Curious. How many anons on Yea Forums are in X?
Post your rank and weapons of choice.
Dualie Squelcher mains need not apply
im just a sad low S rank bamboozler main
have sex
C-
Bloblobber
>playing metal slug
ok time to marry her
it's impressive how some people can't get to X
Genuine plebs, both of you:
Not really.
Gays and furries are the worst part of this community.
It has already doubled from the first game
I would beat the shit out of every Inkling main if I could.
Pray you don't run into me IRL.
>it's a "Yea Forums pretends being anything outside of the absolute top percentage of any game means you're trash" episode
1 sold nearly 5 million, 2 has sold 8,7 million
Settle it in Smash
>some autist who gets so mad at who someone picks in a video game they would enact violence upon them
Either a nigger or a smelly autist, either way not scary
Needs more inkling lewds. Way more.
h-how...
X is ridiculously easy to get to
Havent seen me IRL white boy.
Switch has outsold the wii u like 3 times over by now
>Someone made a 3d model of that Callie
Aw yeah
Nintendomination
I want to fug Callie and Marie so bad.
How are you all this wrong, this is the best
Is it really a success? I hardly see any threads about it here or any discussions on it anywhere else, really.
link?
Firstly, you're blind. Secondly:
...
I genuinely feel embarrassed for your parents if they truly raised a child who raises popularity on Yea Forums as the true litmus of a game's financial and critical success.
If it's talked about on Yea Forums, the only reliably constant things you can extrapolate are these
>the amount of attached drama
>if it was made by FromSoft
>If it's mostly non-vidya bullshit (i.e. political trappings. See also point 1)
I wanna fuck Marina so bad that I started masturbating to 3d black girls.
...
>I hardly see any threads about it here
Are you new? We have splatoon threads at least 4 times a week.
As someone who has never played Splatoon, is it worth getting into now? I'm sure the first game is dead and empty, so should I just play the second one? Is there anything offline that can be done, or is it 100% a multiplayer experience?
I don't even play the games I just masturbate for the squid lolis.
Me
Then again I’m struck in the boondocks right now for training so I’m pretty sure i’ve Dropped back to S
I'm thinking Imma move then. Wanna discuss the game and the characters.
have sex
>have sex:the post
Stop projecting.
>conspiracy theories
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong door. /pol/ is two boards down.
i pretty much only play SR, i got to S and lost any drive to get to X
Trannies are almost always pedos too. All the trannies I've known have been obsessed with loli porn.
valid reason
solo ranked is a garbage experience anyways
>Everyone who plays a game I don't like is a pedophile
Have sex. Please.
But I’m not an alt rightist though.
Have you ever been in a Splatoon thread on Yea Forums? More often than not it's just loliposting with no actual game discussion.
>Yea Forums is everyone
Go outside.
>Yea Forums isn't Yea Forums
>Yea Forums is one person
Yikes
who cares lmao
>Yea Forums is every gamer
>Yea Forums is the average player
>implying
shut up, pedo
who is she
>u mad squidboi?
>marina is tumblr bait
Consider suicide.
Jordyn Woods, it could be wrong
Get fucked
more like braptoon
why is she holding that tomato like that
2d>3d, user, but I feel you.
Why isn't he helping his friend? It's so slippery he fell!
mmm so exotic and big boobies too! heeheee hee x33 cute! hug marina! I love obnoxious nigger vaginas with mismatching babyfaces just so you know she's a nice girl!! BRAVO NINTENDO SUCH A SEXY BLACK GODDESSSSSSS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Wii U exclusive
Truely a mystery
>t. incel
Have sex please. :^)
Fucking newfags don't know about delicious brown. She's not black, you doofus.
Did you think you were funny typing that out?
>Sexualized character that's barely legal
>Tumblr
Try again.
>He doesn't like exotic big breasted women
You are a reddit homo in denial
It's so rare to find a black girl with a cute face and nice personality. I got rejected by one I had a crush on for over a year.
KILL YOUR SELF
I don't care if you joined a little teehee club that circlejerks around phrases like "CHOCOLATE GODESS" and I don't care how long ago you discovered said autistic group
YOU'RE DISGUSTING
Struck a nerve, did we?
Stretch Panic Sequel looking good.
There are virtually no black girls where I live.
>is it worth getting into now?
Sure.
>I'm sure the first game is dead and empty
Not really, no.
>so should I just play the second one?
Might as well.
>Is there anything offline that can be done
There's a single player campaign.
Good, the only good black girl is one that was raised in a white area with successful parents. The rest are literal garbage. A black girl with black friends is a red flag.
wtf
god I want a black girl so bad guys
I'm such a pathetic reclusive loner than for some reason I think I'm unique and special for wanting a black girl more than a white girl
they're so exotic and the fact that I masturbate to anime girls painted with a brown colour instead of normal colours means I am an extremely interesting person
>a little teehee club that circlejerks around phrases like "CHOCOLATE GODESS"
Is that a thing? You seem to know a lot more about this shit than ones you accuse it of. Big think.
seething
where do you live, i wanna move there
Most people who are into brown anime girls are into it because 2D > 3D. Stop trying so hard to fit in. Just be yourself, not the person you think you should be on Yea Forums, because thinking brown anime girl = nigger isn't it.
17 year olds at work. this is the future of Yea Forums.
>being that assmad about others liking different girls
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
lol jesus christ
>lolis
>spats
there yo have it
Russia.
Fpbp, 10/10 Splatoon players are like that cowboy pedo.
i just want a black trans cutie gf with a monster hog and for her to fuck my ass and call me a honky ass white boy cracka and then we cuddle
>Tranny pedos
ftfy, fruitcake.
>Unique gameplay mechanics
>Intersting artstyle
>Cute squid lolis
It's not rocket science.
>462301703
You need to be 18 or older to post here.
*BRAAAAAAAP* yes yes.. more please mistress.. *sniff* quite delectable my dear woomy.. *sniff* *PSSHHFT* *sniff sniff* yes please more of that *sniff* *BROPPPPP* aahh yes *sniff* more *sniff* yes..yes.. *BRAAAPPPPP*
says the one who hasn't learned to reply correctly yet
newfag
Because it's a good game?
It's so funny when edgy zoomers spread shit on Nintendo for being family friendly, when they really have more lewd stuff in their games than any other company.
For the love of God, HAVE SEX
Honestly it's only ever been NOA that have been stick in the muds but they've been whipped so who cares now.
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Nobody is worthy of my penis
That's how you cope, huh?
based
you cope
you'll never get it, filthy black bitch
True.
another splatoon thread ruined by normalfags
what could have been fresh ink covered cunny and ink dripping peeny is instead talk about black adult women
bravo retards
Jokes aside don't say shit like that online unless you want ""THEM"" to break into your house and steal your computer.
Gyro controls.
Inklings have mysterious powers....
based
Pretty much this.
I wonder how they taste when grilled haha
I got S before X came out. I don't use motion controllers either, being able to snap the camera with Y and having good movement is good enough desu senpai.
It's been so long since I last saw this. Anyone have the original?
Keep going and sauce pls