Redpill me on this game
Redpill me on this game
Jace Foster
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Lincoln Diaz
David Cage's obsession with Ellen Page in game form
Jeremiah Lopez
It doesn't even hold a candle to Heavy Rain
Nathan Nelson
Objectively the worst Cage game, choices don't matter, you can fail every QTE for 99.999% of the entire game and you still can't lose
Tyler Cooper
Worse than Heavy Rain and Detroit but still enjoyable
Michael Price
>Still hasn't been outed
how does he do it?
James Miller
It's a steaming pile of dogshit, even for a movie game. No really, it's real fuckin awful.
Just watch a let's play and buy Detroit instead.
Jason Nguyen
He's french, of course he charmed that little girl off her socks.
Camden Brooks
What is it with Cage and short haired girl ryona anyway? It's in every game he makes.
Eli Mitchell
As someone who unironically likes Heavy Rain and Detroit, this game is complete dreck
Julian Green
The video game industry was saved by this game flopping so hard.
Imagine if Ellen Page And Willem Dafoe: The Game were a success. Suddenly every major publisher would start spending their budgets on celebrities rather than actual content, and would start making interactive movies rather than actual games. I know we give Sony a lot of shit for their exclusive games being too cinematic in style, but at least some of them have actual game mechanics.
Dominic Sanders
Literally this
I had extemely low expectations for Detroit because I expected another Beyond shitfest but I was extremely posivitely surprised cause it was actually pretty damn good. He really fucked up with Beyond.
Huh, you're not wrong. That might've started a terrible trend.
So glad they went mostly with literally-who actors with talent in Detroit. I still wonder how the fuck they found the guy who played Connor, he was ridiculously obscure but did a really good job
John Cox
Has some decent acting but both story and gameplay are ass.
Grayson Clark
>Decent acting
>SJW page
>give me a paycheck dafoe
CRINGE
Parker Cruz
act
Benjamin Kelly
based no-context random-word poster
Anthony Green
You'd know the context if you weren't a tourist
Jacob Bell
COMBO
Wyatt Green
Seriously, is there anything Jodie can't do?
Owen Campbell
Ever heard of JoJo? More retarded than JoJo.
Eli Ross
>actors did their job
What's your point?
It was definitely soulless as fuck because Page and Dafoe clearly didn't give a single shit about that shitty schlock, but the acting was good. Because that's their job.
Kayden Bailey
It is being rumored that every time you see the in game naked body of Ellen Page in its full glory, she loses hair from her head
Noah Harris
what this user said
Matthew Bell
Literally everything. God what a useless cunt.
>I HATE YOU AIDEN I wish you were dead!!!!
>AIDEN PLS HELP
I don't know how you could possibly write such an insufferable character. And she isn't even the worst character in the game.
Kevin Taylor
One of the greatest comedy movie games I've ever played. Cage is a master schlock artist
Bentley Davis
Man, she used to be a qt in Juno, what the hell happened to her
Jonathan Brown
feminism and fucking veganism
Juan Roberts
she was so fucking cute when she was younger do all whyte whamen age this horribly?
Cooper Rodriguez
Lesbianism, not even once
Ayden Morgan
why are all lesbians irl ugly as fuck but in porn there so fucking cute
Jose Jenkins
because in porn they pick the hottest ones so you can get a boner
Justin Wilson
>the bitch whose birthday you crash plays the android on the main menu in Detroit
>the friendly hobo plays the FBI ass in Detroit
I'm also pretty sure Todd's actor was in at least one prior game
Eli Sanchez
>There's an option to have homeless Jodie blow a sleazeba for 10 bucks
youtube.com
What the fuck did Cage mean by this?
Ethan Parker
too bad it goes fucking nowhere
Julian Hughes
Lmao user, Todd was played by the guy who almost raped Jodie in the sleazy bar.
Also the guy who played Paco (that fat guy that forced Madison to strip) played a cop both in Beyond and Detroit.
Jason Thomas
Yes, but that's there even a scene that was planned, acted and recorded to show Jodie wasn't above the idea of blowing some random dude in an alley for $10 must mean something?