I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes...
Just ask one
have sex
>this is a bop
never heard of this term
EWWWWW stick to 2D
Traditional women > art hoes.
>no foam head on the beer
what the fuck?
BASED
I heard it for the first time the other day when I banged a blonde chub chick I played roller coaster tycoon 2 with
Anybody love ordering escorts and making do insane shit?
>But my girls at bars and clubs
They play games and I've had sex with a co-worker thot already. Escorts are more fun I can just pay them and they do more.
but user that's his goal
No thanks, I don't want hapa children
Just stick to 2D retards
A man has real sexual urges and needs. I love pussy. I order escorts and they take credit cards too.
>Flat beer
>Asian girl dressed up in traditional European attire
>All that makeup
"Traditional"
I don't have a problem with it, but it's not for me. What I get off to is a woman wanting me when she could've chosen anyone. Chubby girls are always so grateful. They talk a big game and put on that false confidence with their blue eyeshadow. But when you push them against a wall, look them in the eye and stick your hand between their legs, you can feel them melt and hear their shuddering breath because they know they're finally gonna get it again
can someone explain art hoes to me? I don't understand
You can have sex with 2D my waifu and I have a connection
Enjoy your #metoo eventually
>a real man
>tripcode
You thought yoy were fooling anyone with that?
video games you faggot fuck
White boy please have sex
Why don't you make something of yourself so an art hoe would be willing to fuck you?
everytime I think of anything about love or see people in relationships I think of her I thought I could move on but nah its been like a year now I think I was happier when I wasnt hanging out with her n stuff I've been a shut-in for a year
Sorry user, I don't give a shit about that kinda shitposting. Here's your last (You) from me.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES RETARD
Is it wrong that I am a reasonably slim and effeminate guy in his 30’s who wants to be that girl getting dicked? Should I just kill myself?
They're like goth girls but with a pastel and lolita fashion. Boast their own superior tastes while in actuality they like basic hipster shit and only watching Friends nearly 20 years later. SJW-lites that crumble for any guy that has done a push up and claim it as female liberation after getting pumped and dumped.
What kind of shitposting? You are obviously a virgin who hates non virgins
its like 2/3 drunk, it can pretty easily have dissipated by then. at least, mine seem to, might just be the way i drink.
Lift
Deradicalize
Have sex
video games you faggot fuck
There's nothing more straight than that, senpai.
yeah lol
bruh where he get all that hair
>changes his jaw
Forgot +surgery.
desu that picture is definitely selling it for me
except now he looks like a faggot that's 100% fake. He's still ugly. There's nothing you can do about that.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES RETARD
Based
>Anonykell
Aren't you that nigger who changed his trip name because you were found out that you had a 3 inch baby dick?
Rugarell stick to one tripcode so I can just always keep you filtered. Thanks.
Not sure who are you are talking about
Who?
>Niggerell dares anons to filter him
>He realizes that no one pays any attention to him anymore
>Changes his trip name to something stupid but is still recognizable to most so people will pay him the tiniest bit of attention
Even more pathetic than your blacked spamming days tbqh
It's only wrong if you don't look twinky anymore.
Who are you talking about?
sounds like the evolution of hipsters
I got myself a younger big tiddy goth gf with daddy issues who's into bdsm
would recommend
Reminder this board is dead and serves no purpose anymore.
this but Yea Forums
>pointless trip