I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes...
this thread is gonna 404 so I guess I can say im gay and no one will ever know lol
That's not a chick. Tranny survival guide:
>plastic frame, wide glasses
>overdone makeup with HEAVY foundation
>short, pixie-ish hair
>thick sweaters and tops to hide suboptimal boob job or lack of boob job
>He doesn't know
have sex
They're not that good desu
t. humanities student
Can you link me someone in particular? Art hoes sound mega-fappable.
Art hoes seem like fun until you talk to one for longer than 2 minutes.
>reddit spacing
haha this poster is gay lol faggot
any pornstars for this feel?
I FUCKING LOVE ART HOES
Honestly? Mood
>he's gay
faggot
I knew some bitches like that. They act slutty but are terrified of any actual sexual encounter.
I get where you come form OP but honestly it's complete turn off when you confront them with your intentions.
You are much better with shy, repressed girl, that will turn out to be cum oven and in constant need of feeling her up.
i like to suck big dick
post hog you chud
stop radicalising incels sweaty
This.
I got myself a younger big tiddy goth gf wit daddy issues who's into bdsm
lets be real, all you'll ever get is the bottom of the barrel.
I feel you OP.
i'm just fucking horny in general
I'm so lonely. I'll take anybody.
Sounds like you need to check out SuicideGirls
>i'll never be someone's teenage big booby goth gf
i hurt so much
I fucking hate the existence of humans to begin with
Fuckkng plague that needs to vanish
Start with urself digusting worthless horny fuck probably fat ugly and gross
Fuck off, David
Nobody cares
>t forever handheldess virgin
Sure fag
it's not like it's hard to get them
who?
cope
I know, but she's so fun to fuck
Whats with this recent art hoe meme
No one believes you fag
Trannies signal boosting because it's easy for them to pull off that look.
cope harder
I NEED SEX
Seething
jack off
>art students
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
i fucking LOVE PLASTIC KOREAN GIRLS. nothing gets me harder than their bitchy as fuck attitude on street into their ultra conservative shy blushing in the sheets.
Me too
I just did, it didnt help
That's quite specific.
cope
Good for you, user. Just don't get too attached. Girls like that are broken.
this shit all feels so force
I really don't feel like going to college today.
How does it not help? Just get a fucking hooker if you need to cuddle, you fucking faggot.
Traditional women > art hoes.
nvm fixed it
same, she sends me titties every night and calls me daddy, also wants to sit on my face and creampie her
living the life desu
art hoes are the biggest sluts of them all
>forced
>they get paid a shit load just to be sluts
>they're smiling like devils whenever supplemental media is made
they just look like they're forced sometimes because they're pissed that they have to do their jobs
i love girls in general, but i'm too sick to feel any kind of horny right now. i just want to stop fucking sneezing and blowing my nose, and for this wierd, painful fucking rash on my arm to go away.
at least i have you guys and plenty of vidya to keep me entertained
Art hoes are easier to find and have sex with tho'
I'm broken myself user, so it's next to impossible to get a non broken one
it's not like I can choose
seriously dude just go to Union Pool, they’re giving pussy away there
Another 500 pound forever alone virgin
Huh you wish fag
Get out chapo bitch, this is cumtown territory.
go to class user. do it because if you don't you could potentially wind up like me, an unemployed loser who hasn't held a job long term for the past 5 years. also, read your textbooks, really absorb them.
good for you user, hands down, it's the best sex I ever had
Trad women are a myth
>t. Ugly 14 year old
Heh not fooling anyone Faggott
This desu
Okay user, I'll do it. I'll go to college today.
Just for you, okay?