Things Americans do in games

Thanks, I didn't want to give that video a click but I didn't really care enough to investigate further.

Yes, and cellphones are the next asbestos btw

we're actually laughing at you mutts

They are made of the stuff milk jugs are made of, HDPE but with carbon added.

Can you at least try to talk about video games instead of your nationality hangups?

>laughs at mutts
>imports niggers and other nonwhites to become mutts
proves me right

then get your own military budget then

>self insert
>complain about men choosing girls as characters
>only play Human and throw around fictional racism
>get mad about people not speaking English... in the international server

Why exactly did they do this?

quit over "too much banter"

>Things Americans do
Have no public health service
Need a loan to be able to study
have their kids murdered by virgin autist #7483825
Think everyhing is left vs right even when buying a burger

things europeans do
>talk about america relentlessly

He goes on how you guys still have freedom and you shit your pants being all triggered. If you hate freedom so much you're more than welcome to visit any western European country.

Read the thread.

It makes the water safer to drink or something along those lines.

see youtube.com/watch?v=uxPdPpi5W4o

I thought this was The Onion at first.

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Things Americans do
Mutilate their boys at birth and then tell them it's because they think it looks better and because they don't think the boys will be able to wash themselves when they get older

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It took a lot of balls for a project this size

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claim yaoi/yuri ripoffs as their own progressive and ideal sexual relationships

amerimutts in the geek industry basically only copy japanese stuff. fuck them.

>public health service
>you have to pay for the fat piece of retarded shit who take zero care of his health
>people go to the emergency for a cough

We're all citizens of planet earth bros. Peace.

oi you got a loisence for the controversial opinion mate?

I ain't.

fuck off you globalist hippie

censor anime games all over the world

all amerifucks should die

>be american
>arrive to work just ahead of Mr Goldberg, wew
>pass the window to my cubicle, see rain clouds gathering
>oh
>oh no
>oh no no no no
>the bowl from last night is still the backyard
>run back to my car as fast as my 200kg body allows
>no traffic, I will make it!
>starts raining just as I approach the drive in
>the men in black are already there
>they know about the bowl
>there’s only a couple of drops in there
>they tell me I’m coming with them
>try to explain it was an accident
>get shot
AAAAAAND THE HOOOOOOME OOOOOOOOOOOF THEEEEE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEE

Yeah, I have it in my foreskin, care to take a look?

Thank you

>200kg
amerilards don't use metric, it makes their monkey brains implode.

Hahahahahahahaha Why The Fuck Are Non Americans So Obsessed With America Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away Like Nigga Just Stop Thinking

>be European
>get arrested by thought police for not having a loicense to make this post

I met a british guy when i was on vacation. He was pretty ok and we had a couple of beers together.

It’s hard not to when Donald Trump is so fucking awesome. He’s the literal anti-cuck and asspains europoors so much.

>go to emergency room about cough
>die three weeks later of cancer

>america lite: no dentists edition
>european

I'm still voting for him next year but Trump needs to step things up. Seriously he's too kike-friendly and there's NO FUCKING WALL. That and I live in the WPB area and the secret service makes everything a pain in the ass

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Shout NIGGER constantly.

>be american
>shit blood
>don't do anything about it
>later die of ass cancer while thinking about Fortnite

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he married a mail-order gold digger

Imagine being such a worthless shitstain of a human being that the only positive attribute you've ascribed to yourself is what nation-state you were born in.
Imagine what a complete pathetic failure and waste of human life you would have to be to obsess over this.

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Just don't get them started on complaining about things. Brits love to complain.

I'm an ancient reptilian, fuck off from my planet.

Literally everything America does is weird
>Imperial
>Healthcare
>Education
>Boy Scouts
>Football, basketball, literally anything but soccer
>corn syrup
>farmers getting paid not to work
>the whole shitter that is American law
It's even more amazing that you guys got to the moon despite all this shit

The wall was always meant to be metaphorical. You fell for leftist propaganda.

Such huge mass of black balls looks pretty unrealistic, almost as a CGI render, but it also somewhat satysfying to look at

>anti cuck
>swallows Jewish semen by the gallon

Looks like the Brits got home from work, or the Canadian just woke up.
Maybe that's why England sucks so much, because they're always wondering what the US is doing?

all female black characters are either afro whores or intelligent engineers/scientists

Ironically, he was a Brit.

Christ you're fucking pathetic.

Just an fyi, L.A. is not america.

>Boy Scouts
As a former Boy Scout, and not a citizen of the USA, you are wrong.

>Brits got home from work
It's half 1 ya daft cunt

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>wanting a wall

lol i bet u want coal to come back too.

Whatever you say, commie, but this red-blooded American stands by his country no matter what and is proud of it.

Now go and choke on Lenin's mummified foot, you bootlicker.

>half 1
What?

I forgot
>cutting foreskins for no real reason beyond "everyone does it"
>no national ID
I'm not gonna mention stuff like the side of the street you drive on because that's just a preference, but all this shit is just weird
Well, I don't know the origins of the Boy Scouts but I still find them weird and they're more prevalent in American media. Sorry for offending you I guess.

OP here.

My flag was actually just randomly posted ITT.

Getting mad when people speaks any language other than english qualifies?

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just letting you guys know that a good 70-80% of posters in this thread are Australian

pander to sjws on twatter

first of all, I prefer nuclear power
second of all, I dont want any more fucking illegals

>>Boy Scouts
They don't even have boy scouts anymore since the boy scouts were sexist since girls couldn't join so now they have The Scouts for everyone and the girl scouts for girls only

He moved to America legally so he became an american

plenty of other countries have adopted basketball and baseball faggot

is 'alf bong, innit

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>come into thread expecting it to have derailed into science and politics
>actually somehow stayed on topic with angry euro vs english hour
It hurts

hide their obese bodies

Isnt it fun to argue about which piece of dirt you live on?

any right-winger calling anyone else bootlicker
you love the rich more than you love your family and you're too stupid to realize it

He means it’s 6:30 AM

more like 90%

god i fucking hate aussies

Imagine being such a peepee poopoo man that you think having pride in your nation is bad thing.

>Imperial
wut

what's wrong with discussing politics?

Put overt cringy gay shit in AAA games

it mean that you need a half hour until it´s 1p.m., no wonder the world laughs at you guys, 0 thinking, everything must be overexplained and showed

>Seriously he's too kike-friendly
lmao you still don't see the truth.

Sure, mine has too, but they're nowhere near the popularity of Soccer, the universal sport. In America it's like it doesn't exist.

It's called the pursuit of happiness, but given the condition of your average communist state I can't blame blame you for not being familiar with the concept of happiness.

Shout some random racist shit

>baseball
lmao fucking cricket is more popular

Why use black balls though? I thought the idea was to also prevent evaporation. Wouldn't white balls do better?

maybe don't be such a nigger online then

It does exist, but it’s played only by kids and women.

Ban anime but not western cartoons and white lesbos

Wow thats pretty racist bro

Soccer is literally the bitch-boy’s sport. Call me when your players can take a pat on the back without suffering cardiac arrest.

Yeah that's what I said.

Nobody wants to see white balls, user.

Fuck you guys, nobody wants your salty chocolates on their face

Trannies are gods

The black coloring used is the only one that would not fade in 5 years or deep into the water supply.
Also, the balls cover the water almost completely.

White would probably reflect too much light to the bottom

>tell me how weight is genetics

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Basketball is a nigger sport, baseball is just rounders for fat fucks, "football" is rugby for sissies.

the balls have some water but an air pocket inside so that acts an an insulator enough that net evaporation is still massively reduced, and the black ones are the only ones that live forever and dont fade

Thanks senpai

He still had dual citizenship, and was born there so he's still a Brit. You don't stop being a Brit if you were born there and then move somewhere else, especially when you still keep your citizenship.
That's like calling Reuben Langdon a Hongkonger because he moved to Hong Kong.

Jesus christ way to completely cover the deliciousness of the meat and other ingredients

Butter burgers...

LOLOL.

we have state IDs and everyone born in the US does have a social security number which is national level

Unirocally shoot the opponent and some of the audience

>you are just jealous!!!!

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Strange. When it started it was a White sport. Then when Jews started dominating, it was a Jewish sport. Seems like people just like talking shit as always.

no this cant be real jezus christ

Die playing a game

>social security number
which is relatively easy to crack and is optional for certain groups. See, I'm not even saying it's wrong, or calling Americans retards for doing it, but it's weird.

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No we don't you cunt

The rich create all the jobs. My family is only well off because they were good enough to work for the rich. It’s not hard to understand.

we nuked the wrong country

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>bitch-boy sport
>hey y’all what if we took rugby, but took away all the darn runnin and gave our boys helmets and pussy pads so’s they don’t get them booboos as much?
>hey pardner, that’s a honking well idea, but what if we gave our wide hipped fatboys some shoulder pads to make ‘em look all big and manly like them British fellas?
>hey there folk, I heard what you’s was all talking about and I’d like to propose we cut out the middle man and just let the negros play for us, seeing how they’re so superior to us red blooded Americans an all
Wooooooooooow

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You've never nuked anyone. Only based USA has that privilege.

Shoot a family member just because he/she gets pissed off by some scolding about video games

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Those are 2 opposing groups
guess which side the kikes are on

So you’re saying the founding fathers were all Brits and not Americans?

>reading comprehension

>All Brits work full time

he's saying America should've nuked itself instead of Japan you lowbrain 70iq niggermonkey retard faggot

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>La Luz Extinguido
my fucking sides

Except that there is no such thing as an ethnic american, except for the native americans but who cares about them.
All you need is to go to america and become a citizen or be born there and you're american.

stuffing your face with this shit is your decission, but feeding your kids this garbage is vile
people like this shouldn't be allowed to have kids
god I hate americans so damn much

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This. Amerimutts fucking stink

>americans do anything
get to class timmy, or jimbo might beat the SNOT out of you in the hallway again for your lunchmoney!

>be american
>get born
>give tip of dick

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If you had based Trump as your leader, you’d understand why. He assblasts libcucks so hard

>stick exclusively to the current tryhard meta even if it clearly isn't working
>get mad at the slightest most inconspicuous and inconsequential shit like dying to bodyshots or holding secret vendettas all match then trash talking when they succeed
>talk in all-chat seeking validation

Only if it's Spanish/Portugese because it typically implies THOSE FUCKING SPICS THAT WONT STAY IN THEIR SERVERS AND SHIT UP THE GAME WITH THEIR BAD SPORTSMANSHIP!

And I guess Russian, but that's way more of a Europe problem.

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>be american
>don't get shot
>die of measles

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spoken like a true trump cuck, gets nothing bit a silly corperate puppet and still slurps up whatever the orange man has to say, while being constantly dissapointed with what he does

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Sounds like Russians, Brazilians, Chinese, and the Japanese to me user.

Im married

I can understand delusional cooks who don't know how to make proper food, but how do places like this manage to attract enough customers to stay in business?

People like you should be executed publicly.

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god bless you /int/

Trump buys me time, thats my only concern

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Are you happy?

did he have a loicense for meeting with a foreigner?

Carbon black is the most cost-effective plastic pigment by far, and filters to remove carbon from water are extremely easy to find, compared to more exotic lighter pigments. Whiter pigments would be marginally better to prevent evaporation, but its much cheaper overall to use black and ship in a couple hundred extra gallons of water.

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Yeah shes a good woman

Really makes you think

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>noooo dont say that TRUTH BAD

They usually don’t stay in business too long.

This burger would look really delicious if it weren't for the butter what the FUCK

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Buys you time for what? More disappointment?

Depends on the Founding Father. Most of them were born in America and even so most of them that were born in America considered themselves to be British subjects.

>Except that there is no such thing as an ethnic american
obviously. I'm talking about in a nationality sense.

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shadesmar?

>the native american uses all parts of the buffalo, how cool
>putting cow milkfat on cow meat is disgusting ewww

And the european quickly reveals their racism

Good on you, user

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more microplastics! great.

>"deep fried butter"

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both

Well that's just blatant use of terrible decisions as a marketing device.

>British Empire
>America

>be generally ignorant and proud about it

For the collapse idiot

Sociotechnics, also got it recommended.

Is this the amerilard mocking thread?

Arguing with a burger always ends in
>"muh freedom"
>"muh navy"
>"muh military"
>"muh nitpicked harvard geniuses"
>"but you have mudslimes!"

Popular burger denials
>"warcrimes didn't happen"
>"having to pay medical insurance isn't so bad.."
>"uhh my cut dick is hygienic, having foreskin means you have dickcheese :("
>"we make the best games"
>"our internet costs are totally fair because X"
>*ignores crime statistics*
>*proceeds to ignore the fact that they have niggers, muslims, indians, natives, asians, rednecks etc
>"We should be thankful to our bosses for giving us a job, they are allowed to rip us off because they pay more taxes!"
>tipping is a good system :^)

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Yeah it's true for others as well but I don't know anything about asian players. Also low rank players are emotional like that regardless of region but it continues even in the top 1% ranks for NA. Top rank EU>Top Rank NA
t. NA player that queues EU to avoid low IQ problems

we own you useless mutts
dont ever forget that

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>Using all of an animal equates to putting equal parts processed meat and false butter into a fake-cheese burger and feeding it to an infant with a chocolate milkshake

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>muh wall
did you remember to pledge to Kolfagget's embezzlment fund?

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THE BALLS ARE INERT

You don't even own your country

He doesn’t use all parts of the buffalo in the same burger, retard.

What's worse,butter or vegetable oil?

t. ZOG

I wish my balls were inert

Try reading my entire sentence next time. I literally just explained why most of them wouldn't or didn't consider themselves as "Americans" at first.

Does that restaurant still exist?

Kill people IRL to get an Xbox

That’s different. It’s for a traveling circus/fair/event. It doesn’t need to worry about repeat customers and is set up in a safe area with high traffic with cash in their pockets. A brick and mortar restaurant serving novelty shit usually doesn’t stay in business long.
Side note: my friend travels across the country with various stock shows and rodeos with his burrito stand. The gimmick is that the burritos are 2lbs and filled almost entirely with meat. He’s on the road 7 months a year and clears $100k, and spends his off time doing coke, banging hookers and gambling.

imagine being so programmed you think a big-government, state-worship ideology like Communism is antithetical to bootlicking

>Talk about politics in video games board
ftfy

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The Chinese basically sperg out in the same way as the Russians and the Japanese don't really sperg out over chat but you can usually tell by their actions that a grudge match is on.

Imitate NPC

>Americans are so dumb xd
>What country are you from?
>I'm from Europe.
>No, I mean what country in Europe are you from?
>Uhh... you don't need to know that. I-I'm not ashamed or anything, I just... you don't need to know that. Stupid American
every time

>at first
So they became Americans even though they were born in the English Empire?

the only thing you own is debts to some nice merchants

I moved to North America for a few years and I can confirm that playing online could be a chore
>More rage-quits (especially bad for something like Dota)
>More salt / shittalk / tilting
>More Hispanics/Brazilians/Filipinos using the mic from the middle of a wind tunnel
>Less friendly people cracking jokes
>More /pol/tards talking about "anti-gamerism" and how much they hate all racial/sexual/religious minorities

On the flipside it wasn't all bad
>Less Russians going XAXXAXXAXXAXAXAXA
>More lolcows to tease
>More shittalk
>Generally speaking most games had more players in total
>Roughly the same number of Paypigs and dumb kids as non-US servers anyway

>be american
>read all these complaints
>none of it lands

It's like when people call white people their various "racist" names. None of it evokes any reaction. I just don't care.

>incredibly wealthy businessman who was backed into presidency by one of the two big political parties
>kike-friendly
Whoever could have seen this coming?

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Easily offended by a microscopic NPC word and make a number of tweets about it

>>"our internet costs are totally fair because X"
Literally no American says this. We talk about how bullshit our ISP prices are all the time

>>*proceeds to ignore the fact that they have niggers, muslims, indians, natives, asians, rednecks etc
Considering that's all /pol/ talks about, not even.
>>*ignores crime statistics*
see above

>"We should be thankful to our bosses for giving us a job, they are allowed to rip us off because they pay more taxes!"
I guess you don't understand what unions are for
It's funny how you're always so afraid to tell us where you're from. Most likely from an even bigger shithole than the place you are mocking. So easy to hide behind a phone screen lol

shift blame on everyone else and pretend not being carried like some sort of hero all the game is why the whole team lost.

You care enough to tell us you don't care at all. It's a lose-lose scenario.

congrats
you're the part of the ignorant side of america

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Easily offended by a character design

>Americans are cucks lmao
>N-no it's only commiefornia my state is based
>What state?
>The new mexican state of Texas
Every time

Context is very important. These people fought for their independence and "founded" their own country. TotalBiscuit just went through some legalities so he could live their legally, while still keeping his citizenship tot he country he was born in.

>He thinks there's going to be a wall
>He thinks they're going to drain the swamp
>He thinks Trump isn't an Israeli / Russian / Saudi cuck
lmao

I can see why you'd think that, but in Britain, saying that it's "half one" actually means it's half an hour to 2 pm.

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why is it always slavs and balkanshits who hate america?

dirty muzzer rapes someone you know, rape them back while facing mecca

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>shoot

Cant play sekiro

>>talk about politics on game chat
Usually it's Europeans bringing up politics in game chats and going on and on about Americans and American politics for no reason.

Believe Nazi is the final boss

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>He thinks there's going to be a wall
Rome wasnt built in a day, the wall will come to block your spic ass from stealing our hard-earned money.
>>He thinks they're going to drain the swamp
Did you see how many fags quit because Trump got elected
>>He thinks Trump isn't an Israeli / Russian / Saudi cuck
It’s a clever ruse to get their guard down

It's serious business to America, great comedy to everywhere else.

they're correct

>the trump administration is diplomatic with geopolitically important nations what a cuck XDD
sure is summer in here

Yeah, there are a lot of alternatives like ...

Bowl?

>spic ass from stealing our hard-earned money.
Which jobs did they steal? Do you miss not picking up tomatoes for 2 dollars an hour?

Seriously
fuck americans whats up with them?

Will defend their masters no matter what

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Collecting rainwater

It's not their fault. It's the Jew brainwashing. Jew media trains them to act like American leftists and attack white Americans.

>an Israeli / Russian / Saudi cuck

Yeah you sound like you know what you are talking about

So being legally recognised as a citizen of USA by the country itself makes you less of an American than making up your own country because you didn’t want to pay taxes?

Preach SJW shit and unironically believe its the best thing to do in games

Sounds like American media to me, rabbi

that just sounds like white people in general

we're not poor,we don't need to do that

>american level
>burger music starts playing

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>delusional cooks who don't know how to make proper food
You just answered your own question.

Buying consoles with no games like the XBox One
Keeping the moviegame industry strong
Making shitty games in general that still sell

Pander to Resetera fags

>dey takin' er JERBS!!!!!!!!

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Could you repeat that, couldn't hear it over the sound of your screeching impoverished masses

Won't these burgers get cold?

>kikes hating their sugar daddy lapdog

what the fuck is up with that
something about airborne chemicals?

It means it's half (passed) 1 o'clock you ignorant cur. Christ, to get something this simple wrong and then complain that others need things over-explained to them.

It's just tiresome. I hate discussing politics of any kind with anyone, but Eurofags can't seem to shut the fuck up about it and half the time they get everything completely wrong. It's ironic, because Eurofags complain about how Americans don't know enough about other countries, but they're just as fucking ignorant. The only difference if that Eurofags PRETEND to know what they're talking about and get all arrogant about it while Americans are at least honest about their ignorance and willing to ask questions and listen.

>Euro level
>butthurt children whining about America can be heard in the background at all times

Things Europeans do in everywhere
>obsess about Americans

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>Things Americans do

live rent free in the mind of every other person in the world for some fucking reason

who /ameriboo/ here

Calm down, mutt. It’s just banter.

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>mass immigration driving down wages and job opportunities for your country's working class is OK because le funny cartoon

making fun of =/= obsessed

cringe

Imagen opening the tap and water with fluoride comes out.

I'm glad I can drink out the tab safely.

>things eurotard do
seethe over the existance of the greatest country on earth

>spend all day on the video game board of 4channel complaining about a country
>when called out for it just claim its banter
I feel bad for your sore asshole. Get some cream for it.

claim junk like depression quest is a game

>Things Americans do in games

Making eurocucks cry

Israel?

Reminder that Americans still use asbestos

Keep

SEETHING

Euros

>Burgers think their schizophrenic fish hunter is an intimidating animal

>Things Americans do
Being great while everyone else cries over your souperiority

notice how nobody here with the anti-American "bants" admits which country they're from? they're afraid to because they know the second they admit it, the disparity in quality of life and relevance between America and their country will make them look very silly, and everyone will pounce.

You know, people joke about seething and obsession and other shitposts but I've genuinely met Europeans that knew more about what's happening in the US than what's happening in their own country.

The fuck is going on with your news outlets over there?

says the American who protects Israel on a daily basis

the only people that ever found that picture funny were americans

>Rome wasn't built in a day
If he couldn't build a wall while controlling the House / Senate / Executive how is he going to do it now? It's been close to 3 years and we've had less construction than under Obama
>Did you see how many fags quit
And did you see how many fags he's hired? More tax loopholes, more lobbying (164+ former lobbyists now work under this administration). Guys like Andrew Wheeler, Betsy DeVos, Tom Price, Wilbur Ross and Geoff Burr not only receive millions of dollars from the companies they are meant to be regulating - but often own stock in those companies as well. Higher than usual turn-over is not the sign of an anti-corruption drive if the remaining staff are just as corrupt as the ones who were turfed out.
>It's a clever ruse
I don't think giving the Israelis more money and moving the embassy to Jerusalem in exchange for literally nothing is a clever ruse. Nor does giving Saudi Arabia nuclear secrets and military equipment to prolong the quadmire in Yemen appear clever. Nor does ignoring the FBI/CIA and saying "I trust Putin" whilst failing to acknowledge the situation in the Crimea or the potential for further hacking/"FAKE NEWS".

As for the notion that
"It's just good diplomacy faggot stfu", where's the diplomacy with Cuba/Iran/China? Forget the fact that the UN literally laughed at him or all the shit he's been getting from the EU. He didn't even realize that Tariffs on Chinese imports would be paid in part by US importers...

What’s wrong with helping the only uncucked country in some shitty dessert?

This is America™

So video games yeah?

that's because soccer is inferior to almost every other sport in every aspect aside from ease to set up
all you need is a ball and a field, so of course the third world/Europe eats that shit up

The internet is widely available, and most of the online news comes from America, because the whole nation's one big carnival.

>What’s wrong with helping the only uncucked country in some shitty dessert?

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Ban anyone who isnt an sjw

Its not about having a proper meal, but giving a message. Which must suck is you are there for hours expecting some nice food only to comply with Orange man shenanigans

Israel is better than any muzzie filled euroland

Is there any greater joy than being a non-american?
All you have to do is mock any aspect of america to the slightest degree and every american nearby will chimp the fuck out. It works every single goddamn time. They'll spam SEETHING, MUH FREEDOM, MUH MILITARY BUDGET, etc. like a random fucking post on Yea Forums took enough effort to get mad at. They're literally the only group of people left on earth you can still straight up troll like its 2007.

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maybe because they're jews who are lobbying for your country to be cucked and demographically replaced with brown people?

No one here watches TV or reads newspapers because they're garbage.
What people do read is social media and it's always full of americans seething about something wether it be abortions, immigrants, "nazis", commies, some new bill that's gonna pass, Trump tweeting something etc.
We europeans can escape our own news but not american news

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Christ you're pathetic

VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO GAMES

I don't know I guess I just think people should be concerned with their own country as opposed to what's happening in another country that they can't impact at all but that's asking for why too much out of anyone in this insane world.

>haha I made funney thread about how shitty and bad America is
>that's nice. rent free
>HAHA YOU RESPONDED, TROLOLOLOLOL

I'm English. I enter national bants threads to distract myself from the muds roaming my once peaceful town.
Some left me crippled and scarred before I moved, and they weren't caught, if you want the ammo.
Doesn't help the other side of my family's in Ireland and the place is hardly any better.

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instead of metric

Suddenly shout out loud

Places like Yea Forums/youtube/reddit/etc are all American websites. If you speak English (like most young Europeans) then you probably go on those websites and consequentially have to deal with Americans and their issues

I'd imagine American TV is just 24/7 fast food ads, truck ads and hollywood ads

Literally everything we do is superior to you, fat useless retards

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Cuba is a shitty irrelevant communist state,China and Iran are the natural enemies of the US.

>as opposed to what's happening in another country that they can't impact at all
People, atleast the younger ones, have started to realize that democracy is a meme and that you can't impact anything at all outside of elections so what's the point?

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The wall was ALWAYS a metaphor for better border security. Trump delivered that in spades. Only dumbass libcucks thought it was going to be a physical wall. Trump is an expert in real estate; he knows that $5B wouldn’t cover the cost.

The swamp IS drained. The swamp was the liberals controlling the White House, the Senate and House, and Supreme Court. He won the House in 2016 and liberals stole it back.

He’s only agreeing to previously established deals with Israel. No one gives a fuck about us taking advantage of Saudi Arabia except liberals. And Russia LMAO fake news and mueller confirmed NO COLLUSION.

Try harder, bugman libcuck soiboi.

It also has gun ads and medicine ads because they can't afford a visit to the doctor.

so this is the power of witty european bantz...

Leftist puppets are seething

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Some video games in here

Its true yuros are cucks or ameriboos. Especially bongs are actually obsessed with american trends. Their newspapers are pathetic as shit. Like Guardian covering stupid American Twitter dramas like SJWs vs Gamergate.

Cuba is like 70km away and was opening itself to US capitalism / influence. Russia is just as much of a "natural enemy" as China/Iran (which was friendly to the US until you coup'd them twice over oil - and now is back to building a nuke) yet gets a free pass.

I know the metric system but still prefer to use imperial on a regular basis. It's easier for casual use desu senpai

You forgot medication ads. They run those on fucking Nickelodeon and other kids networks.

name one game americans excel at
>CS?
No
>Fightan?
No
>RTS?
No
>ASSFAGGOTS?
No
>Quake?
No
>Madden? (Only played in US)
Yes

>live in your head rent free.

>Israel is better than any muzzie filled euroland

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>eurocommie is against medication
Like pottery

>>Madden? (Only played in US)
No
the best madden player right now is German

Middle class bong here,
Life is easy mode for me, the poor have it shit in this country though having to deal with wogs and all.

>>Especially bongs are actually obsessed with american trends
>Americans come to London for a whole month, wearing union flag tshirts, taking pictures of big ben, the london eye and buckingham palace, waiting for the changing of the guard and to see the queens corgis or ask the bobbies if shes in the house today

>to try to copy america
not anymore they want to be as different as possible that's why they important billions of muslims over. Reminder EU is so cucked the literally made a law that criminal shitskins can't get deported.

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Triggered by every japanese game

aside from the fact its horrendously obvious from the level of English that its about a 45/45/10 split of Brit/Aussie/Kraut+Franc

>Only dumbass libcucks thought the wall was real
Like the poster and Trump voter I replied to?
>The swamp is drained
How? It's still as corrupt as ever and as you've correctly identified the house (and eventually the other branches due to the inherent political pendulum) will just go back to the libs. The inspiration for Drain the Swamp would also appear to be from Reagan, who was trying to cut unnecessary federal spending. Yet Trump has actively increased that spending
>We're taking advantage of the Saudis by giving them free shit, Russia has done nothing wrong and the deals with Israel already existed
Source on that last claim? Would genuinely love to see where/when Obama said they should move the embassy to Israel and recognize all of the settlements in the West Bank

reddit spacing

Every time I play games with britbongs and they hear my American accent, they lecture me on American politics.

Start to find out some "cultural appropriation" stuff

Obama was an illegitimate president and nothin* he did should be seen as an example of actual policy.

stop playing on EU servers then retard

>reddit spacing
Ah, you’re one of the guys /pol/ invited over in 2016, aren’t you?

>Doesn't address anything I've said
>Makes a bold claim with no source
How was Obama illegitimate?

That’s just the reality of the obsessed yuro mind unfortunately. They literally cannot stop thinking about a country thousands of miles away from them.

96 million is a bullshit made up number

Am I appropriating European culture if I let my wife get raped by a muslim?

Am I appropriating American culture if I cut off my penis and stuff it up inside my pelvis, then hand my wife and daughter to Tyrone and Jamal?

I already addressed your points.
Obama wasn’t a real American when elected so everything he did is null. I don’t need to source common knowledge.

>imagine living in a third world country where it isn't safe to drink your tap water

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>I already addressed your points
No you didn't you gigantic retard
>Obama wasn't a real American when elected
On April 22, 2011, Obama asked Loretta Fuddy, director of the Hawaii Department of Health, for certified copies of his original Certificate of Live Birth ("long-form birth certificate").[63] Accompanying the letter was a written request from Judith Corley, Obama's personal counsel, requesting a waiver of the department's policy of issuing only computer-generated certificates. Corley stated that granting the waiver would relieve the department of the burden of repeated inquiries into the President's birth records.[64]

On April 25, 2011, Fuddy approved the request and witnessed the copying process as the health department's registrar issued the certified copies. The same day, Corley personally visited the department headquarters in Honolulu to pay the required fee on Obama's behalf, and received the two requested certified copies of the original birth certificate, an accompanying letter from Fuddy attesting to the authenticity of same, and a receipt for the processing fee. Fuddy said that she had granted the exception to its normal policy of issuing only computer-generated copies by virtue of Obama's status, in an effort to avoid ongoing requests for the birth certificate.[65][66]

On April 27, 2011, White House staffers gave reporters a copy of the certificate, and posted a PDF image of the certificate on the White House website.[67][68] The certificate reconfirmed the information on the official short-form certificate released in 2008, and provided additional details such as the name of the hospital at which Obama was born.

>hurr durr trannies, I just can't stop thinking about them
>muh tranny boogeyman!!!