What's your job in Tamriel, citizen?

What's your job in Tamriel, citizen?

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Penis day inspector

i stand around the town square, gossiping with strangers

I ask people if they have heard about the high elfs

Nothing special

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I clean outhouses

i sell fungus and fungus accessories

Potion seller and book collector, also dabbling in magic but only as a curiosity.

I buy alchemy ingredients to make potions to make my alchemy better so that I can sell potions to make money to buy alchemy ingredients to make my alchemy better so that I can sell potions to make money to buy alchemy ingredients to make my alchemy better so that I can sell potions to make money to buy alchemy ingredients to make my alchemy better so-

same as irl, pig semen technician

Do you collect the semen with your butt?

bootlicker

no that would be wasteful and inefficient

nigger timelord. Randomly pick victims to brutally murder in the streets, and after Ive had my fill I reset time just to do it over again.

the guy who gets shot in the beginning trying to run

Honest pay for honest work

Professional killer of Nazeem

based

Your vagina?

Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

i know your mom likes to brag about her technique user but that's still not technical work

I'm a Thieves' Guild recruiter. I walk up to people in broad daylight and ask them in a loud voice if they'd like to commit fraud to join my special club of guys who hang out in the sewers and don't actually steal things until after the questline ends.

Wizard scholar at the guild.
Just study magic, contribute to the guild, summon cool shit, get paid and fuck bitches.

Heard any news from the other boards?

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My favorite board? /jp/. Lovely old memes, and the miko armpits are beautiful.

No one wants to post in Yea Forums. Well, maybe in /rmbk/, but they're like Yea Forumstards. They don't feel the cancer.

Try combining drain cleaner leaves with some bleach. It's said to have some restorative properties.

I'm not gonna tell a guard in broad daylight that I'm a Black Brotherhood assassin!

Don't know why anyone would visit the other boards of Yea Forums. Yea Forums has it all. And a fairly low ban rate!

with all the mods i got installed, probably rapist prostitute bounty hunter arch wizard assassin

I saw a robot the other day. Horrible creatures.

With those redditors posting everywhere, it's only a matter of time before another board goes the way of Yea Forums.

Have you ever met anyone who got rich listening to /biz/? Didn't think so.

On Yea Forums's northern border is the sparsely populated mountain wilderness called /out/.

*psst* Hail Sithis

If you're all alone in the thread and you see a troll posting, you sage. Problem solved. Next question?

There's threads on /t/ no one has visited in a hundred years. No telling what you'll find.

Take /tg/, for example. Pretty little board. But the mod's a fag, and it's crawling with tripfags and trannies.

Lighthouse Keeper.

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Giant Slayer

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They banned me 7 days for cunnyposting! 7 days!! I had to reset my modem. These mods are ridiculous!