Mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"

>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"
>mfw smash players call mirror matches "dittos"
>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing"
>mfw smash players call recovery frames "endlag"
>mfw smash players call mixups "messy guessies"
>mfw smash players call landing frames "landlag"
>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles"
>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
>mfw smash players call side switches "crossups"
>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits"
>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos"
>mfw smash players call reversals "out of shield options"
>mfw smash players call a series of unchallenged hits "combos"
>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos"
>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap"
>mfw smash players call any stage that isn't flat a "One Two banneroo"
>mfw smash players call top players "gods"
>mfw smash players call zoning "spam"
>mfw smash players call money matches "cash battles"
>mfw smash players call showers "monthlies"
>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers"
>mfw smash players call Ike "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call Link "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call Marth "Swordman"
>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing"

This is why no one takes your shit seriously

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Leave us alone already

It's almost like Smash is a different breed of fighting game

> dittos
pretty cute

“footsies” is a gay term btw

>my mfw i call you "retard"
lol

>fighting game
That's not how you spell "shitty party game for autists that don't know what soap is."

>mfw smash players tend to be black
>mfw etika
All you need to know

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Smash isn't a fighting game

HOLY

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>>mfw smash players call showers "monthlies"
Oh my god

>I'm elitist over "competitive" video games.

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I don't use any of those fucking terms nor do I play Smash as often as I drink liquor or work in the yard but that there's a shitty shitpost bro.

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Yes! How dare they use different terminology and not use the common terms like NPCs!

BASED

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Does anyone remember that guy that argued Smash wasn't a fighting game because of limbs, or some shit? Those were the days. There used to be GENUINE autists on this board, not these amateurs.

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I unironically started using the term “guessies” because of this pasta

based

At least they’re not 100% chink/nigger like SF

So different "breed" that it is not a fighting game at all...

if(popularityGood = true)
System.out.println("Smash has more Twitch viewers, that means it's better.");
if(popularityGood = false)
System.out.println("At least we're not NPCs.");

Thanks.
You're pretty based yourself.

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>mfw smash players don't have a word for "shower"

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yeesh... have sex...

>mfw smash players call showers "monthlies"
Apex fucking kek

do they really call mirror matches dittos

>single =
:( it's dead, I'm sorry

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>fighting game
user...

I'm surprised the discord trannys on Yea Forumstendo haven't deleted this thread yet

>It's almost like
reddit

>mario amiibo
>$50
Use labo cardboard or something