ITT: Video games for retards

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Blessed Lum

COMMUNISM

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The nose knows

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GOD DAMN THAT SMUG MARIO FUCK

4 stars in: it's HIS party

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I'm replaying all of them. 1 is so much fucking better than 2, holy shit. 2 introduces so much RNG bullshit, totally loses that sweet balance 1 had. I can't believe I liked 2 more than 1 back in the day. Guess I was just a dumb kid who liked the extra flashiness of it.

>Final Flash

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Fuck

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middle face is me right now

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Only a miracle could knock BING out of 1st

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Sorry Lom, but I think I might have bamboozled you. Thanks for the retardy though.

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>take a job search seminar to quit being a NEET
>twitch is blocked on the computers
>Yea Forums isn't
hold me bros, I haven't live watched a retardy in over a month.
Please tell me wario isn't doing too bad

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He lost.

The only problem with the first game are the hand breaking minigames. Otherwise I agree that it is the best in the series.
And why I recently lost my cartridge of it? I never lost a game before. Where is it? :'(

I can't stop masturbating, edging, and having PMO daily.
It feels way too good.
I want to stop but I can't seem to and it's really embarrassing.
My fetishes have already gotten out of hand.

fuck