Cyberpunk 2077 is officially dead

Rage 2 just killed it.

>better gameplay, way way better gameplay like new Doom, not CoD/Deus Ex HR shit
>way better graphics, textures and models look amazing
>way better characters, story, and writing, instead of "ey esse papi chulo, yo jaina lets go get drunk homes" "cleaner than a cunt at a convent*swallows cum*"
>actual attractive female characters, unlike ugly ass V and that ugly manfaced CEO bitch cybershit has
>BASED gamedevs that don't give a fuck what game journalists think, unlike the pussies at CDPR that don't want to upset the left too much
>game actually looks cyberpunk, not a shitty gta mod

CDPR is gonna be on full damage control for this, expect their shilling to reach an all time high.

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You're a dumbfuck

I just cannot take this image seriously. It makes me cringe so hard.

0.1 bethesda bucks have been deposited into your account

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here they come! Cue the music:

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as opposed to the shitty watered down polish beer cdpr gives you?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OhbzSFpnk

HONK HONK

>tfw mike pondscum sold out to let cdpr ruin cyberpunk
>tfw Rage 2 saved the day

praise carmack

>Beth won't talk to kotaku for 5 years
>coincidentally a non-stop anti-shill spam campaign on here for 5 years
Really makes me think

This has all the look and feel of "wait for a sale" type game. I mean it looks OK... Nothing amazing. I like how colourful it is I guess.

Normally I wouldn't post this, but id, Avalanche, and especially Bethesda deserve to get fucked for last minute Denuvo and microtransaction bullshit.

Rage 2 is cracked boys. Only the steam version had Denuvo, the one on the Bethesda launcher was DRM free.

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is this game worth getting for $60 or should I wait for a sale?

i'm going to buy it because you are a retard
>claim it has denuvo
>when it doesn't

Dude, it looks absolutely amazing, what are you talking about?

youtube.com/watch?v=TWFPId8-UvQ

brehs

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ignore the shills man there is some campaign to post shit about it this site has seen better days.

Hey man, no judgements from me. It just looks kind of like a more neon/ updated Bulletstorm. Which is fine, but I'm waiting for DOOM Eternal. That shit gets my cock hard.

Oh boy. Only another 99998 more Rage 2 (tm) posts and I can afford a digital dark brown rucksack.

It does though you absolute mongoloid. It does on steam, and the only reason it didn't on Bethesda launcher is because Bethesda are retards.

They will probably remove it now though since there's no point.

Good job mate!

>Only the steam version had Denuvo
I'm okay with this. Fuck steam and they're monopoly.

wah wah wah

still better than Cyberpunk 2077 will be

Holy crap this is epic!
I just bought the Digital Deluxe Edition with for the Xbox One S all digital. Game on brothers (and sisters).

Rage 2 unironically looks better than Cybercuck 2069
does that game even exist anyway?
CDPR shills are on suicide watch

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It does, that's the hilarious part. It actually looks like real cyberpunk, blunderjunk 2077 looks like ass

>you now remember the cringe presentation for rage 2

>release game drm free
>i-it has drm!
Well no shit it has drm on steam steam is a drm platform you low iq seething retard.
Your own posts make you look moronic.

Imagine saying this unironically

OH NO NO NO NO

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Let me put this as simply as possible for you.

They MISTAKENLY released it without DRM on one platform. How do I know it was a mistake? I'll leave that riddle to you, most people would understand instantly, but I'm sure it will take someone with 80 IQ like you the better part of the night.

Did you know people with IQ's as low as yours weren't even allowed into public schools until the 60s?

>not supporting a good game

When cybershit 2077 gets crapped out eventually and bombs, you'll be wishing you supported Rage 2. Least it will inspire more cyberpunk.

And in the 1400s people like you toiled in the fields while some Baron had his way with your wife, sons, and daughters to boot. Your point?

No they didn't. You are just lying. Steam is already drm so your entire argument is mental retardation.
>dev releases a game drm free instead of commending them idiot shills accuse them of drm.
You are literally a bot no human is this illogically fucked in the head.

why isnt this thread deleted yet.

just a bunch of delusional Rage 2 cuck clowns.

It’s extremely obvious there are people from Bethesda’s in this thread so here are a few things I want to say

1. Fix the lag in the select screen there’s like a laggy 5 sec delay when you switch tabs

2. Follow me on Twitter I’m @bengis77

t. kotaku basedboy

Rage 2 is a solidly average game, and you’re a silly billy.

Denuvo is like nothing to they now, almost any great game they can crack it in less than 2 weeks.

>stop talking about video games

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How many rubles did cdpr deposit into your account?

>hey people called me a shill last thread
>I know, I'll make another completely atonal post

I wish piracy was theft so I could pirate rage 2 and actively steal money

Cyberpunk 2077 is below average garbage, hence my point. Rage 2 is a great game though.

I want to fuck Lily!

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you people are more annoying than resetera.

Get a refund and download the pirated version instead. Apparently it runs smoother with better framerates without 400mb worth of Denuvo DRM bullshit attached to the exe. Who could have ever guessed.

Is this the new dyke simulator?

>implying i care about supporting any game

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she's what V wishes she looked like

Nah. Cyberpunk 2077 is a whore sim, if you're into those.

Rage 1 was meh with potential. Rage 2 looks meh with "cuh-razy" marketing. I don't even know what the game is even about.

I never finished the first game due to boredom, does R2 continue the story or is it its own thing?

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>ctrl+f 'cdpr', 6 matches found
>ctrl+f 'cyber', 12 matches found
Someone's obsessed.

>start arbitrary dichotomies in order to lure people into thread
>reply to self over and over again
>sad attempt to emulate waifu culture ()
>literally 0 posts discussing the gameplay outside of the OP

tell me, do you get paid per post made or per response?

>Rage 2
>Good

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spotted the polish shill

it must suck to grow up in a generation where anything you see is cringy.

If Rage 2 was actually cyberpunk and not just garden variety post-apocalyptica with a coat of paint, AND if it didn't have Denuvo + microtransactions I'd consider it.

>hundreds of posts of people saying the word "bored and boredom"
irony

>Calling Rage 2 a video game
If thats what you want to call that shit show bud.

This.

>he cares about reviews on steam

based

its more cyberpunk than cdpr's trash

You're the only one posting about that game. Literally the only one. No one else has brought it up, because they're not even similar. You really need to go back to shill school and retake the deflecting course, because you're dong a fucking shit job at it.

>He cares about shills on Yea Forums

This shit looks like a 2008 360 game.
Fucking stupid shill I wish I could take the thunder ball from watch dogs 2 and ram it across you stupid fucking dumb stupid shill fuck face.
Why are you shilling this? Is it just to show that OHHOHO I CAN JUST AFFORD IT HUGHUGGFHUFHUF. You're retarded. You're shilling a fucking game that looks like THIS. I don't even give a fuck that you can afford to buy this shit I am seriously worried for your mental wellbeing to come on here and blantly fucking shill a product THAT YOU AINT EVEN GETTING PAID TO DO MOTHER FUCKER. I really do hope you come across me and come to me
>hey you play RAGE 2? It's only 59.99
I would break your face and your neck. Fucking shit dude. The hell is wrong with you? The game aint worth a shit. The first game was generic ass made by IDs B team. SURPRISE This game is also FUCKING ASS. The thought process to buy this game is stupid. You spent 59.99 on this trash while actual good games can't be bought by people lacking the funds. People with fucking taste. Unlike you. The idea is there like the games idea is there and the idea is good. But the execution IS DOGSHIT. Shit barely works. It looks like shit and then charges you SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS. WHILE HAVING ON DISC DLC. What the fuck dude. what the FUCK is wrong with you to come on here and spout this laxative induced BULLSHIT. This son of a bitch should be 20$ Because you know as well as I do microtransactions and DLC and expansions out the ass are on their way. And your gonna buy them aren't you user? You'll have spent 120$ on this filth.

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Use the extension you pleb I wasn't OP I just want to fuck Lily!

Can't do much about dirt user. It's dirt what did you expect?

the retards at bethesda launched the game on their store without denuvo

Looks better than cyberpunk 2077, cdpr cumguzzler

All that garbage and not a single cute girl in sight
It's shit

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Look at Lily

Now what?

Todd is giving triple A games for free too, just like Swine.
But, this time, they are paiying themselves.
Just wait the next Doom.

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is he a pedometer

She's not cute, she's the definition mediocre. And half shaven heads on chicks are fucking stupid. Dunno why every single futuristic piece of media has to have girls with shaved heads, it looks awful.

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>I like how colourful it is
Haha what a fag

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She has good personality

This. I'm so sick of this haircut showing up in every game.

I love no one has actually been able to levy any sort of valid criticism at the game.

makes penis hard

>He cares

It's how you know the spammers have an ulterior motive.

It looks average? Never really found the game appealing from the promos either.

You ok bro?

Yeah, how about you?

I'm very hyped for this game, this looks awesome, maybe people didnt like the first marketing videos, with real people, i didnt like it too, but it has a big world and frenetic actions.

It's cyberpunk dumbass, it's the hip style, the fuck you expecting, some my fair ye olde medieval hair like this?

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>people calling post apoc "cyberpunk"

>implying blade runner, the definitive cyberpunk piece, didn't have "post apoc" elements in it

Even the tabletop for that cybershit 2000 gayme has post apoc shit in it like mad max stuff

carmack doesn't work there and they also sued him as well as his actual employer

his work on the ID tech engine laid the groundwork for this masterpiece to be created

can you fuck off to your cp2077 thread

you are really dumb.

the punk in cyberpunk doesn't refer to punk fashion your gronk
and cyberpunk and post apoc are different genres.
Civilisation didn't end in Bladerunner you tard.

Betheshills will do anything to sell their shit game.

>Rage fags thinking it can beat Cyberpunk
Not after this trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=kkmHmMa4C0o

>anything even remotely resembling distopian is post apoc
Cmon fag.

>looks Cyberpunk
What are you talking about, the whole thing looks more like diesel punk

>Civilisation didn't end in Bladerunner you tard.

>implying civilization didn't symbolically die in blade runner
>implying you even understood the movie

you really are a fucking dense piece of shit and need to stop talking about things you don't understand.

>implying civilization didn't symbolically die in blade runner
huh? What do you mean. Civilisation didn't 'symbolically die' at all.

Nah it's got cyber technologies such as augmentations, genetic engineering, and energy weapons, and it's punkish.

that user doesn't know what the word civilisation means.

this user doesn't know how to form a proper argument.

>HE

how is your post an argument low iq poster?
The user said civilisation ended even though it objectively didn't.
Therefore they do not know the meaning of the word.
Fullstop.


care to explain how the argument is wrong you mental midget?

It's cyberpunk not cybercivilizationpunk.

The fact no one responded to this user is telling.

R u tarded?

Gameplay is fantastic for sure, but the story is fucking boring.
Atleast it's straightforward and too the point.
>We need this, this, and this from these 3 people to beat the bad guy.
But God despite the simplicity characters still go on and on with boring conversations and I just wanna shoot things.
DOOM 2016 had the same issue, but not as bad. Makes me worry for Doom Eternal.

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No
Maybe

I will happily pirate it
>Steam
Die of a heart attack or stroke already Gabe