what makes her so perfect, lads?
What makes her so perfect, lads?
Matthew Ward
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Charles Butler
Green hair adds points all the time.
Adam Nelson
She doesn't fuck shotas because goddesses don't fuck dicklets, thus she's based.
Alexander Diaz
She fucks shotas only, and hates black "people" like a well adjusted Goddess.
Christopher Richardson
Here comes the dicklet on cue
Jonathan Taylor
you can't seriously be trying to tell people that Kid Icarus isn't one of the most blatant pieces of /ss/ bait out there....
Oliver Thomas
It isn't because Pit's an illiterate idiot. Palutena's made to be stuffed like a goddess should be
Juan Howard
t.Didn't play Kid Icarus and probably only plays Sm*sh, also is probably a POC
cope
Jace Hall
Shut the fuck up faggots and post pictures of this slut!
Isaiah Gonzalez
yeah and goddesses fuck capable angels to keep the skyworld pure, Pit is the captain of the army, so naturally the goddess would breed with him.
Joseph Diaz
no
Jack Carter
Imagine being such a dicklet you have to cope by self-inserting as a child
Your 3-incher will never please a woman let alone a goddess kid
Jayden Rogers
>Outting yourself as a worthless secondary Smash fag and proving you didn't play Kid Icarus
Why do blacpipo do this?
Isaac Anderson
Pit's capable but has the sexual charm of a goldfish. Only a degenerate like you would want to fuck him
Eli Richardson
>thinking anybody is able to please a woman
lol you dumb motherfucker
Jaxon Phillips
user, you don't have to be black to have a dick bigger than your micro friend. I'm sorry to break it to you.
Luke Nguyen
Petite Palutena
Tyler Flores
Pit is like 25, goddamn I hate Smash faggots.
Landon Long
try having a big dick, shit's ez then
Matthew Fisher
mmm
Oliver Thompson
haha yeah bro
Josiah Rodriguez
>25
>still refers to him as a shota
The absolute state of dicklets
I'd honestly kill myself if I were born under 4 inches like you, user.
Carson Harris
Luke Sanchez
The best Palu
Jeremiah Clark
>tfw no size queen goddess to sm*sh
why even live
GOD
Gavin Murphy
Palu is a size queen. If you are a dicklet, prepare to only get to watch her have sex instead
Ryder Hughes
>believing women and their lies
Carter Jones
>That one thread where OP literally died from jerking it to Palutena too much
Alexander Fisher
Uprising sounds like me jam but then I remember the controls. What a shame. Are the Kid Icarus trio any better in Ultimate?
Chase Hall
Blake Hill
Imagine not shipping Pit with Palutena.
Jordan White
I really love Palutena's playstyle in Smash. I mained her in 4 and am thus proud to main her in Ultimate now that she's good. I basically only use heavies in every game so she's just my exception due to being so fun.
Angel Smith
Based
Grayson Martinez
it's always the cuck that has to tell people he's not a cuck
Jaxon White
Palutena jumped from Bottom 15 in Sm4sh to Top 20 in Ultimate, she's very good. Also very easy to learn the ropes for, but has advanced tech that can be satisfying to learn. Pit & Pittoo are extremely mid-tier and have small enough differences that they are interchangeable but worth both learning for some matchups.
Daniel Foster
t. dicklet
Jeremiah Watson
>caring about a woman's pleasure
>Yea babe uhh baby uhh yea you like that uh *cums in 3 seconds*
you when you have sex and think your really putting the pressure on her with your 5.45 inches (rounded up to 7.4 inches) penis.
Josiah Martinez
>proving me right
lol thanks user, glad you conceded so easily.
Kayden Miller
Projecting a bit too hard there aren't you user?
it's okay, these hoes aren't worth it man
Adrian Mitchell
how do you rotate text?
Benjamin Brooks
based
Nathaniel Powell
More like banned.
Elijah Kelly
>animefag
Microdicklet, omega yikes from me bro
Luis Evans
>t. dicklet who's gonna be stuck watching Palutena get pounded by a real man until she won't be able to walk because you're so small she can't feel you since she's a massive size queen
Ayden Walker
>thinking I care about whether she feels it or not
Ethan Baker
pits
Lucas Wilson
>projecting this hard
Andrew Foster
What the fuck is wrong with you guys.
Daniel Collins
Source on those fat goddess titties please pham
Christopher Morales
Everything. Thread closed guys.
Christopher Reyes
She isnt. Her neutral is flow charty and boring as fuck
Jeremiah Williams
She's just cute
Noah Moore
Thank you for contributing nothing.
David Campbell
Lady Palutena is extremely beautiful!
David Walker
>palutena is a size queen only
>palutena is a shota queen only
goddesses let all the mortals and subjects use them, it's their reward for devouring themselves to them
Tyler Smith
made for forcibly breeding young shotas
Jacob Howard
>Why is she so perfect?
For me she pretty much switches between anything
>A bitch
>A tease
>A flirt
>Also a slut with her Side Taunt in Smash
>Putting up a cutesy act/voice
>A moaning sex voice without trying
>Being knowledgeable
>Just casually chats as she plays Mission Control as if she was a girl chilling out in her room after school
>green hair
mostly green hair
Luke Jackson
You nigger I went and found it myself
Is this what you wanted? Fuck you
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Luis Martinez
NEVER EVER
Christopher Foster
She presses all of my buttons
>teasing
>older woman
>really long hair
>divine
>leg slit in her dress
>/ss/ undertones
>a bit of a nerd
>CUTE
James Taylor
It's the thighs and the outfit, my friend
Henry Young
FUCK