How would you react if Randy assaulted you?
How would you react if Randy assaulted you?
Xavier Green
Bentley Howard
It's not assault if I want it to happen.
Isaiah Green
Was that on his USB?
Leo Bailey
sexual?
I would scream in pleasure!
Joshua Lewis
>Almost killed Sega
>Set back the Aliens franchise by a decade
>Introduced internet memes to mainstream video games
>Tried to screw over Obsidian
>Tried to screw over 3DRealms
>Tried to screw over eduke32
>Screwed over several companies who worked with his company
>Almost ended his company multiple times with his retarded ideas
>Can never take criticism for anything, even things that are his fault
>Never takes responsibility for any of his screwups, all of them get pushed onto other people.
>Uses armies of lawyers to sue competition into oblivion even when he is wrong.
>Won't disclose agreements without lengthy court battles of which none of the people he signs contracts with can legally fight
>Removed all Duke Nukem games from GoG
>including the sidescrollers of which you cannot buy anymore, meaning piracy is the only way to play them
>Lied about winning the Gearbox name by beating Gabe Newell in a poker game
>Re-released a half-baked chocolate duke port to Steam ten dollars more expensive than the Atomic version that runs like ass because none of his developers have Build engine experience.
>Is probably a massive piss fetishist.
>Has an odd number of pictures of himself on toilets or bathroom floors
>Sung a song about how asshurt he was over a twitter argument to hundreds of investors of his company
>Dropped a USB stick with company files and totally not underaged at all squirting porn at a Medieval Times event
>Tries to defend the porn claiming that the act was like a "magic trick"
>Claimed that Borderlands 3 won't have microtransactions when it actually does
I'd be pretty pissed off tbqh
Mason Mitchell
Fuck off
Hudson Gray
no, it's on mine though
Levi Martinez
No fuck you Randy
Elijah James
What the fuck is that?
Carter Lee
Don't forget "created a Battleborn Rule 34 subreddit and then acted as if he'd just happened to stumble across it"
Lincoln Gray
I'm convinced Randy has actual Autism. Hearing the story about giving an employee a fucking wet willy makes me feel this man has actual mental problems and a lack of social understanding.
Xavier Moore
I was reading some comments at some articles and people are claiming shoving isn't assault. It's simple assault, and if the guy was actually injured, it'd turn into battery.
Jayden Lewis
his wife
Jaxson Bennett
He's a real cunt isn't he
Dylan Hill
post his son
Andrew Robinson
wtf the fbi is coming for me now
Adam Kelly
whyd he marry such an obese woman? he can do better with the money he has
Adam Parker
Utter disgust.
Justin Gray
Reminder
Landon Rivera
I want to fuck it.
Julian Lee
>doc we've been trying to have a baby for 2 years now I don't know what's wrong
>I wonder if one of us is infertile?
>You've been fucking her folds Randy not her pussy
Jaxon Parker
The Pierce Brosnan of vidya
Benjamin Wilson
She was hardly overweight when he got with her, they were high school sweethearts. I'm sure some user has the prom photo somewhere
Hunter Russell
o well marrying your high school sweet heart is kinda cute, he should encourage her to lose weight though, her husband got rich due to his shady practices and she got lazy and started eating one too many dinners
Easton Turner
Jack Ross
like most women, the second she got a ring on her finger she knew she could finally get fat, and if he leaves her she'll be able to take everything
Luke Brown
Being autistic doesn't explain most of his behaviour. This must be a Chris Chan situation where he has autism on top of some other mental or personality disorder.
Austin Morris
>"I'm a little on the spectrum"
That's just him saying he won't apologize for being an asshole
Charles Bell
How dare you sully the Architect's name.
Mason Kelly
No kidding. I feel worse for having a fat fetish now that I know I share it with piss drinking Pitchford.
Logan Reed
all of this sounds BADASS
Dylan Williams
fuck randy and his bullshit, that useless motherfucker HAS Duke Nukem Forever 2001 and it's 1000% completed with 200 levels and 24 hours of gameplay, one of you useless 4channing fuckin niggers go out there, shoot randy in the nutsack clap trap, and STEAL IT. fucking tired of this bullshit.
Nathan Parker
What, if that exists why wasn't it released in 2001?
Daniel Gutierrez
Because George Broussard is an imbecile.
Camden White
It was a joke.
You must be a riot at parties.
Hudson Morales
because george broussard didn't have any shells in his duki nuki shotgun to blow his fucking brains out with how retarded he is
Jose Collins
I don't go to parties anymore, I only fuck your mother now. We've been very antisocial lately. Would you like to go out to dinner and me and your mother? I know we don't really get along, but I feel like if we can get past this hurdle, I can be a good father for you.
Austin Moore
>Tried to screw over Obsidian
Is this about the aliens rpg they were making?
Aiden Hughes
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO COCK SUCKIN NIGGER?! GONNA LEAK THE GAAAAAAAME ALL BY YOURSELF? OR FUCKIN RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!!1
Charles Long
choke him
Brandon Evans
Someone shop a dick pissing on his face
Ayden Collins
Assault him back. It's not illegal if we both come.
Jeremiah Martin
Do you think Randy gets off on feeding her, or is she just fat because of her own poor life decisions?
Dominic Williams
Punch his teeth down his throat
Also, post yfw you are not him nor any of the other infamous trio
Dylan Peterson
>Thought it said "300 pounds of DRUMPF"
I need to get off this fucking site