Can Yea Forums manage to play a game on a public virtual machine?

based

phew, that was close. We almost had a video game up.

Actual progress being made on the XP machine, snes emulator inbound.

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WHAT'S WITH THE FAGGOT OBSESSED WITH HORSES?
IT'S NOT EVEN HORSECOCKS OR ANYTHING, JUST STRAIGHT FUCKING HORSES

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display issue not sure how to fix

>mfw I made this user look at fat marowak butthole

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this is probably the worst idea ever

>mfw just trying to run tales of phantasia

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CRASHING THIS SYSTEM

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using directdraw fixes it

this is so stupid i love it

>windows 7 finds the tree game
SEETHING XP CHILDREN LESS THAN 25

oh fuk

Stop with the cp, please!

progress on win7

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some guy keeps vote bombing and crashing win7 VM

probably the same nigger who was spamming like mad, fuck that guy.

XP is safe for now

still trying to play castlekino on win7

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can we at least try to get castlekino as wallpaper

That's what I'm trying to do.

everytime we make some form of progress someone uses their turn to kill the vm

>get castlevania running
>faggots restart the vm

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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This was fun but I'm gonna get on with my life now; have a bump before I go.

Oh fuck it's happening

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I used to play aria of sorrow on my phone all the time while at uni. I'd try to do the boss rush with shitty touch screen controls. I think I made it below 5 minutes once after months of trying.

DFU#4459 is an epic gamer! he is also Control22! go friend him on discord now!

NOOOOOOOO

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Win7 is kill

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beautiful

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i was the one who looked up hitler

gas the vote spammers

eks dee

F

jesus that nigger trying to download ramsonware

ransomware*

*grandsonware

That faggot who keeps messing in the cmd in Win7 needs to kill himself soon

If only these VMs were displayed on street screens...

The ride never ends.

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>that one guy trying to find cheese pizza

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>windowsXPanon casually browses for cunny
Never change

>user tries to play 3D Pinball
>some faggot searches for shit-filled twinkies instead

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>more fucking cunny

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can you niggas stop searching fucking cunny

Stop with the CP, I don't want my door getting kicked in!

where the cunny at

based

butthurt

>user tries to play Runescape
>uses [email protected]
>This is email has already been used

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>[email protected]
>Account already taken.

Fucking kek

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Seems like fun
I'll drop in

>superdeepthroat on win7
BASED

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Listen waiting for Mount & Blade 2: Bannerlord takes a toll on all of us differently

>cheese_grater

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someone do one of those secret bing searches for cp on it

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What secret bing searches?

those ones that are ostensibly just a bunch of random letters and numbers but are actually not that at all

You know the rules

>memz trojan download
>purple link

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lol pedos are secret society tier.

I remember there was one for duckduckgo, but fuck that shit

>user was about to set up simgirls
>faggot reverts it to shock and guro

>about to play runescape
>VM reset

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GET

>get turn
>vm bugs and wont let me do anything

Based user

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>dead body rape
thank god his turn ended

>ESTONIAN CHILD PRISONER STUFFED WITH POOPY
>shopping

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Bump

"Wouldn't be a Lemon Party without old Dick!"

>team runescape is dead

>team grater is alive and well

big fat bat tats

Where is the based niggercunny dude?

based debian

Hahaha eat shit runescape cuck

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i like this gif

does it work on mac?

>

so is this actually being broadcast to a billboard

yes

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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>this fucker that keeps deleting system32 on windows 7

Got em

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>yoshi anus

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>screencapping your own turns

I want to see what that ban was for

lmao at that retard who doesn't know basic bash commands or the linux file system

Come join the win 7 chads.

D-deltarune...

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Deltarune on Win 10

Thanks, you ruined it :(

>nobody actually does anything on their turn other than click around randomly

Alright I'm calling it a night. Make another thread tomorrow ok!

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how does the cmd .bat user on windows 7 get such a long turn?

Could you make one where everyone can take control at the same time, without the shitty turn system?

Kek

How would that work?

Like twitch plays, but with a computer.
Best way would be to make it register every click, and allow users to send either individual keys or typed strings.

Someone on /g/ just did some web VNC client.

>That Linux VM
Wew lad

Some faggot made some bat archives and crashed the win 7 machine

stop looking at /ss/

>win 10 machine is playing touhou EoSD on Lunatic at 2 fps

They should just play some game boy advance game or even ps1, that shit isn't gonna run there

We made it lads

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>failed to connect to vm
none of these work

where?

Don't try to open them in a new tab

don't you ever screencap me again

Somebody opening furshit and cp

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bump

I've seen people open:
shota
furry
scat
zoo
and worst of all, Shadman

>get to turn
>screen disappears and can only see keyboard
>nothing happens
what

Bump

FUCK too slow

this shit's gay yo

cunny isn;t gay

Katawa shoujo on win 7 bois.

>It's so damn slow that even a VN breaks not just the VM but the site itself

The same happened with 2hu

No one wants to watch you play your shitty weeb games at 3 fps

whens kung pow

All user did was close explorer.exe
All we'd have to do is ctrl-alt-delete and run it from command prompt

winmine

>opening up CP sites

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>No VMs online

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>LITERALLY playing mario on XP
Based

7 and 10 virgins BTFO

What the hell did you faggots do
There is not a single VM online

Some faggot deleted it.
Try using this link on the Windows 7 and 10 VM to download the emulator and ROMs
files.catbox.moe/9rlyw8.zip

It's dying boys

We're playing vscape in the debian server

guys
if I set up docker you guys could remote into the xserver right?
maybe then we could actually play some games, I could set up steam

oh wait docker is windows only

No.
Docker works on Linux.
I literally use docker for my SteamCache.

can you stop with porn shit?
Otherwise CUNNY will happen.

well shit
i could get the trial for it I guess
what about LXD?

Am I supposed to be only able to see two VMs in the home page?

Are you supposed to be gay?

This is an incredibly good bad idea.

wrong

incorrect
also Yea Forums go home it's been 9 hours

have sex

Fuck off, you stupid nigger.

fugg

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Stop spamming
kys

im setting up a visual docker container
maybe we'll actually get to play some video games

I wanna play Mario

>Yea Forums gets onto a public virtual machine
>does everything besides playing vidya
Sasuga.

Tried with Zdoom, game was laggy as fuck

Yea Forums? you mean Yea Forums-lite? gee, i thought better of you lads

It's on his nature.

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No, he's talking about /pol/ 2.0

fuck yeah duke nukem!

I can't tell if it's one schizo asshole or multiple people fighting over this XP VM.

>newfag gets on machine
>starts spamming tranny bullshit
Seriously though, why are you niggers so obsessed with them?

the memz are crazy up in here

docker image almost up
I'll be honest though I don't know what I'm doing

epic

>No VMs online
oh

>Yea Forums go home it's been 9 hours

>newfags trying to delete system32 from non-administrator cmd

You have to wait a minute or two before they show up.

I kinda want to get Yea Forums in a twitch stream where they control the game. Having all of Yea Forums vote for abilites, dialogue choices and what key to press next would be 10/10. I'd imagine we'd do best in turn based stuff, seeing as real time + voting system wouldn't probably go down too well unless we were maybe playing on easy mode.

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We're gonna play some SS13 on this VM.

gimme a (You) when you actually start some vidya instead of running memz for the nth time

>Yea Forums
>doing good
>at all

Anons might surprise you, user.

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Let me rephrase to nu-Yea Forums, then.

I got a docker container working which is much faster than whatever shit this runs with but I'm still getting GPU acceleration working

I'm close Yea Forums, we'll be playing vidya soon

>Yea Forums plays twitch plays pokemon
what could go wrong?

THREAD THEME
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ctG-n-Sj2TY

>NoFun.JPG

Hey I ran memz cause the damn thing was so slow and nobody was going to reset it. After they were forced to reset it, it ran smooth.

is it still memz + pornhub + tcp/ip configuration?

On Win XP? Yeah.

epic launcher lol

No VM available?

We got bouncy ball running on debian

>that one faggot that keeps deleting files

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F?

F

RIP

CollabVM is down, I am not surprised.

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USERVM STILL WORKS

it's back up

Cool

i wanna play simcity

ITS DOWN AGAIN

it's back up again, but it's slow

JTRHNBR

You have like 15 seconds and then the next guy cancels whatever you were doing and looks up furry porn

you need to go to the archives of old ublock versions to look for one that can be used by the VM's firefox install

this fucking thing keeps buffering

>only like 15 seconds of time
how are you supposed to do anything with this?

TAKEN DOWN

will we ever play castlevania?

no dude it's a lost cause, playing vidya with Yea Forums

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what's bonzi buddy????

causing the server to lag is fun

Madlads will actually play OSRS.

do we finally have runescape?

>tfw kept getting buffering and disconnected
guess no kino for me.

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>No VMs online

Well shit, guess I was too late.

It's been lagging pretty hard for the past hour or so.

we're playing runescape on XP doe

>screen buffers for the 3rd time in 2 minutes

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This was my first thought too.

This is some genuine amazing fucking shit right here.

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>at work so missed the chance to play videogames with Yea Forums

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Wait! Is it fucking broken?

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>mfw I just typed porn

devilish

>Join
>Yea Forums is trying to find a furry partner
never change.

>just put vore as wallpaper

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Someone should set cheese grater as the background

i see the input name nad apssword for runescape screen.

>No VMs online
How the fuck do I access this shit?

>classic Runescape
Based user

osrs login: [email protected]
password: hamboner1rs

WITH NO SURVIVORS

The absolute mad man.

why do i get so much lag when i collect to the debian?

don't delete system32 niggers

once again linux proves to be superior

we catchin shramp

Go to bing.

rm -rf /
type this into terminal it will compress the disk and make debian run smoother

yeah java always fucks with debian but rm -rf / usually helps with java based programs so there is no stack overflow
better fps

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can we get a VM running on a VM?

sure, use the VM and go to computernewb.com/collab-vm/

No VMs online, guess I'm late and you fuckers already broke it

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it takes a minute to load it in the list

>mfw true art is on screen

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SAUCE
PLEASE

:(((( wah
someone make oen

Wait?! This is still happening? I kept on looking up hitler, lynchings, midget porn, and tranny suicide rates.

The only western cunny worth jacking it to.

>Loli cat girls

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is it up it not showing any for me

You have to wait for a while for the lists to show up.

What the fuck is this ruski shit? 'Chmatakov Online'?

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>the VM does not have sound

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newfag

how new?

Did it died?
Those 5 seconds of bat tats were grand

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>he set it as wallpaper

I'm fucking losing my shit this is hilarious

For a while, we will be there again...
youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak
youtube.com/watch?v=kYxlSDJZbn0

>tfw cant get past the panda

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whats point you only get 5 seconds
you cant do anything

WE'RE DOING IT

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People got literally one BUTTON PRESS at a time and still beat Pokemon together with 10K+ people, you can do plenty with a turn.

We getting DDOS'd boys

>the bots

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Don't forget to ask for a turn within the VM.

That's part of the challenge, casualfag.

>literally click once and you have to wait enougher 300 seconds
except you can't

>some angry autist is raiding the chat
but why

fucking broke the shit out of it

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Teamviewer?

???? I didn't do anything I can't even figure how to type in google on my turn

I brought up the on-screen keyboard and nothing I typed went through. Then my turn ended. Feel bad I couldn't contribute anything.

I think we killed it.

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Well done fuckers!

guys help I'm being hacked, what do?

>want to join and login to e621 with my account
>let people post comments and look at porn together
>remember email is viewable in account settings
Maybe Tomorrow, when i feel like it and it's still going

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I dunno lol

>wait for my turn
>machine resets before I get it
>it's all wasted while it restarts

fuck this retarded shit

>Just a bunch of anons showing off their favorite porn site
Fucking boring
God damn trogs

literally me right now
are you me?

make a quick throwaway account

yes I am you
we are us

do you have penis

no 2

what the fuck's a forkie and why is that one autist mad about them?

yes

:( stop crashing it
someone pull up horse cock

>no option to use webcam
>no option to let anons go on dating sites with your webcam and type for you

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Nobody would do that anyways. It's only porn and people misspelling websites. Collaborative efforts with Yea Forums are shit.

Persuade me and i might let anons use my discord alt.

he REALLY hates Yea Forums and he calls people from here forkies

dude wouldn't it be funny to let fifty rats with keyboards type onto one discord account to text your friends? also, please.

hahahahaha!!!!! just blew up the entire Computernewb collabVM! :) Fuck youuuu, forkies!!! hahahahHahahahHAHAHAhahaHAh!!!!! now ima freewheel it outta here, ANd make sure nobody see';s me!!!

but why

youtu.be/_BKXfzVE4gw
this is him. he's some autistic kid who thinks he owns the site

but why

maybe, I'm considering it
but i don't want people to look at my cute boyfriend nudes

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that ain't me

just save pics delete chatlog, or something. i'm sure you can figure it out. we just need to do this, for science

When did everyone forget about WT?

it's decided, if this is still going tomorrow I'll use my discord account and let everybody go fuckwild on it
But I'm only going to type my email and password letter by letter every turn :^}

Probably a year or two after he got kicked by moot.

he deleted the video cause he's scared lmao here's another of him being extremely autistic youtube.com/watch?v=P2nRad60Nvg

computernewb.com/collab-vm/user/
win2000 works it seems since nobody is using it besides me

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youtube.com/watch?v=RDQrr_-sqGE
youtube.com/watch?v=pdBSJ-ukLHc
youtu.be/GRS0_I0vJRA

:^)

They're all gone lmao. Should've archived.

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lol i burned all the items on it

Pretty epic, gotta say.

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hey uh can you pass me the sauce?

but that's gay

>google
>sex with horse

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no vidya in sight. That's how you can tell Yea Forums is doing it.

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>flash games

mad

have sex

the people who regularly use this site are autistic script kiddies.
see
imagine spending 12 hours a day just observing VMs

rip

>xp boomers downloading and playing doom while the win7 zoomer watches pokeporn

Fucking amazing.

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So close, yet so far away.

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WE FUCKING DID IT! WE HAVE VIDEO GAME!

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THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
THAT'S ME IN THE SPOTLIGHT

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> Win7 has furry porn up
> WinXP has Doom up
> Win10 has Corruption of Champions up

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Why the fuck does doomguy keep spinning. I tried taking control but he keeps spinning.

>Managed to get console open
>Summoned a shitload of Cyber Demons
My fucking sides!

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Use your arrow keys, zoomer

whoever was last in control left with their keys pressed down. press them again to unstuck them

KEYS STUCK
I BEG YOU

this would be more fun if each turn was minute long

>sneed

What's the name of the artist on the right btw? Asking for a friend.

He goes by Heisenb3rg

We need minute long turns, 20 second long turns can't get shit done before someone undoes them

saucenao can help you

that's actually my business email.

>windows 7 kills themselves after getting chink steam
wew

>want to fuck around with anons
>don't have the fucking internet right now

it's basically just anons looking up pony porn because they think it's funny

wish this shit had a votekick option so we could kick the fags

>XP actually playing non-flash vidya
we did it reddit

Pony porn is hot.

>win10 right now

>don't have the fucking internet right now
Then how are you posting?

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mobile data
my plan's limited, I'm not going to waste it on shitposting

Plebeian

>some user gets a turn on the xp vm
>instantly goes to Yea Forums to start posting
god damnit

Dumb phone*oster

i recently read something about "the possibility to escape a VM". If someone in this thread is smart enough we could propably get to the hosts actual PC

What does the law say about these VMs and illegal activity? Like, who's responsible if someone goes and downloads illegal shit?
Because I'm pretty sure we've already broken at least 3 or 4 laws.

discucks ruining everything

Does the mouse not work on the Win 10 VM?

ur crazy if you think the host isnt logging literally all our IPs lol

The rules say the ip is logged and every activity is logged, so I don't care.
They are probably doing it from 3rd world shitholes anyways.

There is probably a way to shut it down, but I have no fucking clue. Also you probably would need to know what program is used for the VM

QEMU

idk of any known vulnerabilities though

Escaping the VM sounds like a much more fun group-goal rather than browsing porn for another 5 hours

>WE FINAL GOT DELTARUNE ON WIN 10
IT CRASHES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i think the dev has a failsafe for that, the vm just restarts if it gets broken

>implying he's not running it all on a throwaway PC

youtube.com/watch?v=tlKO7v-I9VU

>trans suicide statistics

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Look its the grinner man!

lmao

seconding

small chest

his name is cockmongler you uneducated faggot

cucks

>Attorney Online

tumbling down

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WE MUST DEFEAT COUNT DRAYNOR