Steam cringe thread

post your best finds

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steamcommunity.com/id/Zakasnio/
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inb4 tomoko fag

i cant tell if they're just lonely and actually want friends or a shitposter desu
has anyone actually spoken to 'em?

>transexual
>”shota boys are the best”
What a fucking surprise.

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Why is Steam so prone to people like this?

>COCKTOR
That's pretty based actually

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>ew pedos
reddit is that way, friendo

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So trannies are also pedos? Color me SHOCKED.

>doesn't even know what shota means
the double reddit whammy

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake his mighty head
He'll either say, “I'm pleased, where man has been”
Or tear it down and start again
Whoa-oh-oh

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I thought it couldn't get worse, then I saw the VAC ban.

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I kinda feel bad for him/her, imagine being so self conscious that you NEED to tell others what you are and what they need to be to bolster your own image, sounds tiresome. I hope he grows out of it and kills himself.

>i'm a girl btw
>it's an ugly/fat girl or a tranny
Every FUCKING time

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I used to do something like this on my main account except I was just obviously scamming them more. Findom and such.

Barely any effort apart from finding the people and not getting banned from those fucking cancerous ERP groups they haven't banned yet on Steam. Made about 500 dollars from when I did it to when I quit from about 12ish people. It came from games, trading cards (I have a level 70 profile because it was easier to make badges than sell about 1,000 cards for 0.07 each. Need a bundle option for that seriously), and TF2 items.

Regretted it for a month or two after because I would get people adding me back, but now when they do I make fun of them and tell them to get fucked and they aren't getting shit back. Shit like that on Steam is easy as hell to get away with because it's all a gift in Steam's eyes so they don't do anything for either account.

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Imagine being this smug about little boy cock

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>pedos BAD

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shoo shoo normalfaggot

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>fyi the VAC ban was ON PURPOSE

No other platform gives you your own facebook page.

Where does it say that person is trans

>DON'T BE SHY JUST WATCH HENTAI
Extremely based.

I bet this lame ass nigga can't even get past sadpanda

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have sex

Dead by Daylight VAC ban?

Am I supposed to understand what he/she did?

>i'm not a fat nerd
ok lol

Would this Steam profile pic be considered edgy as fuck or would I be better off with another one?

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What's edgy about it? Do you want your profile pic to be edgy? If so then you better find a different pic.

thats ben 10, what are you 11?

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The red and black was what I was thinking would make it edgy honestly

he says that he is a "fucking woman"

>not the classic and better sounding OPPAI OR DIE

seems cute
What is this from?

Does anyone have that one kid's profile that talks about how he's a furry fart fetishist
I've been looking for that for a while

more like Chad Pedophile and Virgin Lolicon

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Despite being only 1.3% of the population, faggots and trannies seem to make up over 50% of the horseshit posted online

Takes more than just colors to make something edgy. But thanks for posting that, it reminded me of Aku, and so I just ordered the Samurai Jack complete series.

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I found it on another site, but this user says it's from Ben 10. I was kinda guessing it was one of the CN shows cause of the artstyle

I just got a kink for 4 armed women.

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for the past 2-3 months i copy and paste some copypasta or text oc i find on this site and comment it on a specific friends profile. He has around 18 pages worth of comments with the majority of them just me shitposting. Its pretty funny

manlet

That red is not red enough. Just use green and purple, thanks me later.

Well, not edgy, but don't let anyone know it's a fetish.

Looks kind of like the Superman actor.

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD, REEEEEEEEEE

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Being allowed to have a profile longer than 100 characters is a mistake. I just make it a sentence related to whatever my steam avatar is at the time.

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Ben 10 was 14 years ago user...

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I doubt having a 100 character limit on the profile will suddenly make those disappear. If anything it will make them harder to identify

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So? I guess I'm not really the target audience here since I don't go out of my way to add randoms on steam.

Cool, but I was talking about your original argument, I kinda don't give a fuck who you are

what's ben 10, is it that thing with the watch?

Is this cringe
steamcommunity.com/id/Zakasnio/

They'd just put their shit in a pastebin or some other off-site text dump website, obviously.

>700+ hours on Sims 3
Betta believe that's a cringu

>no info
Insecure cuck afraid of literal whos from Yea Forums spotted

why should I put info there tho

I like to build and create mods for it.
don't like to use it like the life sim

animal

>it's another "trannies calling people redditors" episode

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To express yourself. You are already level fucking 63 with some fucking anime-whatever art avatar, space bg, showcases etc. It's obvious you like this shit.
Sorry you will never be one of these cool Yea Forums boys with blank profiles registred in 2003 and 10 games played.

based and redpilled, keeping newfags away

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yeah the green watch show that turned the annoying little shit main character into ayy lmaos

ok.

NO NO NO NO NO

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>mfw always worried I'll get posted in these threads

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>express yourself
sorry, not gay

>LMOAAA JUST EXPRESS URSELF DUDERION

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Unironically kill yourself

Imagine being this insecure on the interent
LMAO

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post it before someone else does ;)

Mine just says "Hello."

imagine using your steam profile as an outlet to express yourself. write in a diary you homo LMAO

holy quads batman

As long as you don't have a overly detailed autistic profile I see no reason for why it would be posted here so don't worry hey btw can I rim your asshole a bit?

fuck off you damn retard you have facebook, twitter and other shit for that, leave steam out of this, it's not a social platform.

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I used to have one of those walls with copy pasted snippets of chats with my friends because I liked having them on public display to embarrass my friends and to have quick access to them to copy paste them. After adding some Yea Forumsirgins I realized most of the people who even bother judging your steam profile are just as cringy if not more than the shit they make fun of.

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>COCKTOR
Hehehe

>know for a fact mine won't

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>outlet
>diary
>facebook
>twitter
>steam is not a social platform
Insecure cringy virgins LMAO. Stay irrelevant and mad

steamcommunity.com/id/currentyear/

There is nothing more pathetic than a koreaboo

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literal fucking court buffoon you are

Of course he's German

These people need to be purged

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Why do people buy dozens of games only to never play any of them?

>"stay irrelevant"
>on steam
you're pretty pathetic trying to build an e-persona with all this talking about personal life on a gaming platform.
have (real) friends, please

I mean, i'm the biggest gay stanning loona but it's pretty pathetic having that on your profile

i really want to see your gay ass profile now

here are some choice picks
imgur.com/a/7Ln6CbC
imgur.com/a/mRgBiAT
i got a list of 400 more laying around from my time seeing these people play tf2

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>stan
you NEED to go back.

Used to play tf2 with this dude, he's actually pretty based

>hobbies: watching porn
gee

it's just another suicidal attention whore tranny
don't give him attention

THIS. Fuck dicklet shotafags, /ss/ is the shittiest fetish on earth.
>Imagine being such a dicklet you have to self-insert as an actual child in order to get off to the thought of fucking women

is that really tomokofag?

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........................ sis

he'd like cute dressed as her

I’ve seen a good amount of these people too.

cute

Are these people for real?

If he gets rid of that anime wall, gains a bit of weight and smile a bit more, i'd totally worship that

I want to be his friend and help him socially rehabilitate

>Hentai
>Futa
>Ugly
>Shota
>Perturbator
>Anime
>Pewdiepie
>VAC ban
>"""""""""""""""""""""Female""""""""""""""""""""""""
Why are people like this?

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And I though having an equation made out of emotes was pretty stupid looking.

no or weak fathers. no male guidance. also too much porn, unhealthy diet, and lack of exercise. we have essentially a failed generation.

You think you're the first one who tried? He's been doing this shit for years. Go waste your time and contact him if you want. Just don't be surprised.

>help
lost

What's wrong with perturbator?

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it only gets worse from here brother

Post your account user, it can't be worse than the other shit thats already been posted

just because you can do it doesn't mean you should.

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if someone is retarded enough to throw money at you for nothing you have every right to take advantage of their stupid
maybe then they'll learn their lesson

>stan
I HOPE to any god that this is bait

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Nothing, I was just being a contrarian

whatever makes you comfortable, being a cunt with "good" intentions still leaves you as a cunt.

niggers lol

>I'm a fucking woman
IT'S MA'AM

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based

>it's a fat underage girl with her ugly face as a profile pic

Every timr

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Why do catholics only go for boys? It's the most basic bitch small dick fetish in the world to be a shotacon. 95% of them wish they were trans/trap