NINTENDO

The role of Samus Aran requires a supple ass. Tom Holland would make a better a Samus.

NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
DO IT

Attached: kekd 4.gif (268x268, 2.35M)

POST THE FUNGUS QUICK

She only wants to play samus because she wants to make some sort of statement. I bet she doesnt know who Ridley is.

I'm okay with this, desu. Samus spends the entire story in her powersuit so we don't have to look at her.
She has a pretty sexy voice, so that's a plus.
She supposedly also does her own stunts.

idk this could work, so long as the Zero Suit is kept to a minimum.

Attached: Arthas.jpg (125x125, 2K)

She's unlikable and autistic but she is an academy award winning actress.
She can actually be good.

Thank god Metroid sells terribly to stop stuff like this from happening.

Attached: 1557618458930.png (540x549, 546K)

lel

Why the fuck would you want that?

Attached: 1507225639124.jpg (411x412, 65K)

maybe it's just acfag warping my perception but why are social justice types so obsessed with claiming samus

No who the fuck does she think she is ? a princess ? *spit*

>complain about lack of females in hollywood
>wants all the roles

well if you're gonna ruin a character you might aswell see how far you can go.

No ass, no pass.

>I can't stand to wear the uniform of the alien species that wiped my memories and tried to take over
>I'll just change the color but keep their symbol though.

good thing we have netflix for that

ugly feet

The only movie with Samus I need releases on the 17th

SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN HER PLEASE!

I want to play Dark Souls. You don't see me writing articles about it on the internet. Can this dumb bitch not just get a Twitch account and play games while streaming, instead of needing """news""" articles written about her whenever she wants to play a game?

Attached: 1323028764592.jpg (680x709, 66K)

Attached: 1557068243252.jpg (960x540, 36K)

>better actress
>better ASSets
>breath-y voice
why not?

Attached: 8).png (540x549, 357K)

The problem with Hollywood is when they spend millions for a popular actor, they try to show their face as often as possible. Think of Robert Downey with Iron Man, they nigga should be in a robot suit most of the time, but he always takes off his helmet to speak. They would without question have any hypothetical Samus take off the helmet whenever the plot would allow it.

This poor girl looks like shit in photos but great on video.

>complains about lack of diversity in movies
>doesn't give her roles to minorities

I could see it work as a mostly silent short movie, but no Hollywood shit. The need for 90min has destroyed so many cool movie ideas.

that or it shows his face in view when he talks to jarvis in the suit

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS!!!!!

Metroid is litterally just a shitty japanese ripoff of Alien. The Metroid movie has already been done a dozen times.

She's way past her prime and can't act worth shit anymore.

"No!"

Attached: 1557658028051.jpg (1359x1013, 316K)

they are claiming everything bruh

>EMILY BLUNT
>M
>I
>L
>Y

>B
>L
>U
>N
>T

>better actress
Can't act even better than a plank of wood.
>better ASSets
As flat as that plank of wood.
>breath-y voice
She is a mouth breather so I give you that.
>why not?
Someone younger and who can actually act.

Attached: Black Wido.png (798x420, 264K)

>NINTENDO...

There are better blonde actresses out there than Brie Fungi Toes Larson. Fuck this bitch. Maybe the Fungi on her toes can play a monster in the movie, though?

youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60

unironically early always sunny Kaitlin Olson would be the best choice to play a live action samus and now it's too late

Attached: 627-8.jpg (627x352, 52K)

Karl Urban as Samus

There's been this infatuation with Samus in particular for years though, ever since Smash 4. The "Samus is trans" push, etc.

She could never act, she's wooden and has the voice of a lifelong smoker. She was hired for T&A and clearly has nothing but contempt for the nerd shit she's in.

>Someone
Yet to here another example. Also you're a retard

Attached: 1st place.gif (320x232, 1.43M)

ScarJo is hot but she can't act for shit... she'd only work if the movie was based on Other M.

Glad Nintendo and Sakamoto don't want this.

Christ that reminds me when Black Panther comes to take the gauntlet to hand it off and he takes his helmet off just to speak. Damn son, you're in the middle of a warzone, what you doin
The only movie that I can think of that an actor kept his helmet on was Dredd because Karl Urban fucking committed

love me some thumbs down action

hire THIS woman!

Attached: 14583488_708331116001942_3152520821491105792_n.jpg (1080x1349, 82K)

Samus should be a silent protag desu
just CG the suit and mocap some dude instead, spend more money on a good plot instead of some shitty actress.

I enjoyed Captain Marvel

Black Panther was meh

Attached: 3df[1].jpg (686x751, 54K)