Oh shit nigger it's a Capybara

NAME FIVE (5) GAMES THAT HAVE CAPYBARA!

I live in a place with capybaras, here they have a flea that can kill you if it bites you, I live in eternal envy of japs and 'mericans who can pet their capybaras.

Disgusting creatures

Linda^3

(Harvest Moon) Story of Seasons Trio of Towns

God Eater 2

Oh damn, a capybara. The Rodent King.

My favorite is Yoshi's Island, Your Highness.

no thanks friend I'll pet myself

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I raise you the binturong
youtube.com/watch?v=2FspwOKfGPY

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Devil May Cry 5, will you let me?

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youtu.be/exv6J0mUk5A?t=113
that reminds me of the orgasmic sounds that come from skinning an alligator

el rato genius

Why do I get the feeling you intended to post THAT webm and only posted this by mistake

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Name a more iconic duo.

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Capybaras are probably the only huehues, anons on Yea Forums doesn't hate.

I like toucans and those raptor looking birds as well.

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Capy-san, I really enjoy Tetris

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What are some games where I can summon minions?

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Green Hell

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The best game ever made: Xenoblade Chronicles 2

*Ahem*
I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

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because I just finished taking a shower you pervert

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Age of Wonders

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that's a good fuckin video son

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Why nips like cappys so much?

Are they the most comfy animals alive?..

MDK2

I wish I could hop in there and learn how to chill with them

>tfw you'll never make enough money to own and care for these big, chill hamsters

Shadow Of The Colossus

*Pet pets*

The cost is gonna be close to owning a dog. Only difference is you might have to pay an exoctic loisonce

That's understandable, I wouldn't hate capybaras if they lived thousands of miles away from me.

Why don't you?

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I can see them evolve and become big enough to rival rhinos/aurochs etc. And they are so cute.

team fortress 2

Tell me about the Capybaras, why are they so chill? If seems only Jaguars and Anacondas don't chill with them.

did you just say THAT webm?

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youtu.be/IaLGdRx7prA

>I can see them evolve and become big enough to rival rhinos/aurochs etc.
That almost happened, unfortunately nature was not kind to Guineazilla

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What is this magnificent beast of Allah's creation?

I can see them evolve and become big enough to rival rhinos/aurochs etc. And they are so cute.

Fallout NV. Hey, i have a pet Capy as a companion!

... To the spa.

Everyone likes cappys. They're zen incarnate.

Most interesting 23 mins of my day, thanks

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Aww.

youtu.be/SCwcJsBYL3o

>tfw too big to ride a capybara

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Wash up, ratto

Does Capybara approve?

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Well Mr. Capybara if I had to chose one game as my favorite I'd probably have to say Halo 3.

i want to ride a capybara into battle

The Capybara is cautious, but ultimately receptive to your touch.

>game features an evil version of an ally

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..a capybara to surpass Metal Gear!

youtube.com/watch?v=E4r5ckveXD8

Did you guys know that the capybara is the world's largest rodent? Just in case some of you were't aware.

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cutest rodent
world's cutest rodent

>even vultures are bros to capybaras
youtu.be/MZ4VZoTj8_A

Who are you trying to fool? As a capybara myself i can confirm it will let you pet it regardless. We are kind of slutty and cool that way.

Also Chrono Cross.

*pets copyborrow*

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So what? They are chill as fuck.

I want to ride a giant capybara

>implying he wouldn't bite a shitty weeb girl

I keep forgetting where I have my capybara pictures saved

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On the internet, nobody knows you're a giant rodent

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I can explain this one: alligators aren't their natural predators so they can chill with them.

Deep Dive

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Fuck you, capybara, I don't want to catch no rocky mountain spotted fever from all those cayenne ticks you carry around.

Here we go

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Mass Effect 2

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world of warquest has snooters in them. snooters are better names for capybara then capybara. miss me with that bara gay shit i prefer twinks

>You will never have a Guinea pig zone in your zoo like Japan where hundreds of the little monsters run up squeaking for your flesh.

Why live?

Dragons Dogma: Dark Arisen

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Get one from japan, they are free of those.

Shovel Knight

Guinea pigs are cooler

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Monster hunter world

>Can be captured by ruffling a garbage bag because they have adapted to associate the sound with food

Shadow of the Tomb Raider

now that sounds BAAAASEEEEEDDDD

I hate this webm
Rats hate being wet like this. That little guy is feeling immense pain and discomfort, the scrubbing is an attempt of getting itself dry, it's an useless effort, it's so fucking traumatized that it can't rationalize what it is doing

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Super Smash Bros
Kingdom Hearts 2

Please capybara.

I want to see him grill that meat now.

Faggot.

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There's another webm with the same rat in a river bank and he doesn't even attempt to go in the water to wash it off. So clearly he's not feeling any pain or discomfort, he's just cleaning and chewing soap.

rodents are cute

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i like this meme

I heard a lot of shit like that it's not actually a rat but some other rodent that enjoys the soap
just a clusterfuck of misinformation where I don't even know what to believe, that I don't even wanna get into

It is objectively not a rat, it's a pacarana

Of course it does not go into the water. It hates feeling wet. If you had a rat, a hamster or a guinea pig you'd know these creatures hate water with all their might. They are also dumb creatures that can't rationalize the idea of "washing something off".

youtube.com/watch?v=ckg3DDsDWWA
cute

pacaranas actually like water

they are just hairy pigs

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Wow twenty minutes went by liking nothing.

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>in a capybara thread
>claims rodents hate water with all their might

Anything from South America loves water. Even the cats.

Only animals that have evolved in the desert like our common domestic cats avoid water because they evolved away from it.

I'm glad people do this for you these days, it was cool to watch but I'd probably shred the meat/skin trying to do it.

Gator meat might be only of the few advantages of living in Florida

Hows it taste?
Sure as hell seem like the south is in any shortage of them

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Favorite? That's a tricky one. I'd say Legend of Mana, overall.

Rune factory 3

Not him, but to me it's sort of like poultry but the texture is a cross between that and fish

>fish that tastes like chicken
Would you say it's more like a tuna or a cod?

Cod, it's not super dense but it's also not flaky, which is where the poultry-comparison comes in. I've only had it 2-3 times so it could depend on the preparation.

>never thought of looking up capybara anthro porn
Welp. I have my night cut out for me.

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Everyone and everything likes capybaras, except of course fucking pitbulls. One more reason to wipe these cunts out.

youtu.be/riViFcQd7Zw

I've only had gator nuggets, and I wasn't a huge fan. But it was shitty bar food, so it's probably not the best representative of what gator can taste like.

Why is there a face in the wood

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Super Smash Brothers: Melee Edition
Am I worthy?

>I'm not a fag I'm a fag
Wow, thanks for telling us user!

that's not a rat you dumb son of a bitch

rimworld